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Category: Weird
Date: 09/19/08 12:27 AM

52 Responses to Genius Brands Self With Apple Cutter

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:13 am
    Link: Genius Brands Self With Apple Cutter - revin Hines decides it would be a great idea to heat up an apple cutter and put it on his stomach and brand himself.
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    Loving Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:33 am
    Ugh that`s so gross.
  3. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:34 am
    Uhm, what
  4. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:35 am
    ...come on man...he could at least have used a fancy cookie cutter or something...*sigh*
  5. Profile photo of Heatherface
    Heatherface Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:41 am
    One of my friends branded himself and his wife with cookie cutters, but he used tiny 1" ones and they actually came out well. That doesn`t mean I haven`t made fun of him for it since it could`ve gone horribly wrong...like this... I bet that guy wasn`t even putting anything on that, which makes it even more gross.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:02 am
    *long sigh*

    -WHY- are the hot guys always so...damned...STUPID?!

    I swear! It`s like, there has to be some natural, unmovable balance of energy or something out there, some scientific law, that forbids a super hot physically fit male to be super intelligent.

    For the love of God PLEASE prove me wrong, guys! PLEASE!

  7. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:06 am
    That is so unbelieveably stupid i`m not even going to grant it one full p-
  8. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:11 am
    This image has absolutely nothing to do with this post.
  9. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:49 am
    ...and this person is able to vote.
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:54 am
    TR: Damn it now you`ve REALLY forced the last seed of doubt I needed to lose 100% percent of my faith in my country.

    God damn it all...

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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 2:01 am
    ~sigh~

    I bet he has 3 girlfriends that are all like "omfg I love you <3" etc...

  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 2:04 am
    This is the natural progression that started with Tattooing, Then piercings, Then hoop stretched piercings, Then weird under the skin implants, Then scarification, Now this.

    Body modification has jumped the shark folks, Its just going to get into more ridiculous and extreme stunts for shock value.

  13. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 2:21 am
    They should just go all the way and have their penises surgically reattached to their foreheads.
  14. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 2:58 am
    hes on coke i know it
  15. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 3:06 am
    :D Wow. Part of me was hoping the corer would go too deep and lead to triangle-shaped chunks of skin coming off. That was grim.
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:11 am
    i bet he`ll do it again even after that....
  17. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:14 am
    He is such an idiot. It looked like it was infected at the end... What a silly billy.
  18. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:15 am
    Your skill in hating civilization has increased by 7.

    I`m at 3,943,245...

    Why must I hate you, world?

  19. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:35 am
    wooohooo, the redneck has won an everlasting scar that resembles...well, a piece of poo. And the glory of an infection that smells of rotting meat.
  20. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 5:24 am
    ""I bet he has 3 girlfriends that are all like "omfg I love you <3" etc...""

    maybe...but who would want 3 girlfriends that barely know up from down?

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    freeboxster Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 5:26 am
    sadly this moron will be left with nothing but memories unless he picks at that thing. Yup branding isn`t only painful when you do it, it suck for weeks coz you`ve got to keep picking it to make it scar properly!! The human body is just too good at healing without a mark!!!
  22. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 7:28 am
    sizzle, sizzle, stupid...
  23. Profile photo of WtfDorkFace
    WtfDorkFace Female 18-29
    180 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 8:08 am
    what an idiot
  24. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 11:54 am
    I wonder where he buys his meth... :)
  25. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Dickhead what a waste of a hot body
  26. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Oh and burns do leave scars if you don`t pick at them. You should seen my inner left calf. Burned it on a motorcycle exhaust when I was 15 and it still looks like a cheese grater and I`m in my late 30`s. It was probably a much worse burn than the apple cutter though - who knows?
  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    how many people are gonna go out and do this now do you think....
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    I feel though that I should mention I actually love body art in many forms, including branding HOWEVER doing it in such a completely ridiculous way to prove ones "manliness" is an utter crock of poo
  29. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    Only a guy would do this - dumb, dumb, dumb! So some girl is gonna ask him what his `tat` means and he gonna say...what? Oh, uh, it means I`m a dumb ass!
  30. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    pa ha ha ha ha. Thats what you get for trying to make human slices.
  31. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    Oh sorry. I was busy watching the cute guy in the background.

    "Why is there a wheel on your stomach?"

  32. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Yeah? Think it looks cool now? Just wait til it blisters up even more, swells up like a balloon and becomes so painful you have to sleep sitting up because you can`t risk rolling over and can`t wear a shirt like everyone else.

    F**king dumbass.

    My hand got caught in a flat iron about as hot as that metal was. Even though I wasn`t pressing up against it, I couldn`t write normally for about a month. So it has to be worse with the pressure on it.

    Stupid stupid stupid!


    That guy in the far back sort of looks like my boyfriend. O.o Let`s hope he never has to witness something as idiotic as that.

  33. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5449 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    whats with all the retarded kids lately?
  34. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    it doesn`t even look good
  35. Profile photo of srpatata
    srpatata Male 18-29
    117 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    gay
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    ...Sometimes I wonder if we really do have brains this big, or if it`s all fluid up there for some people.
  37. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Weak stomach? I was eating spaghetti while watching this.

    Eh, but it might just be me. I eat while watching surgeries on Discovery Health and Animal Cops Houston all the time..

  38. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    pppppft, people who get professionally branded get stuck with something a lot hotter and it tends to look better than that.
  39. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    Opiebreath: My dad says there is a guy with a brain the size of a walnut, but he`s not autistic or anything. In fact, he functions like a normal person. And as far as I`ve heard, he hasn`t been sticking apple cutters into his stomach, so it might be possible that there is just fluid up in that idiot guy`s brain. ^3^

  40. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 4:46 am
    srpatata
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    105 Posts Friday, September 19, 2008 4:48:29 PM
    gay
    ---------------------
    Quoted for truth.
  41. Profile photo of bittersweetm
    bittersweetm Female 18-29
    55 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 9:22 am
    aww it`s infected :-(
  42. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 10:11 am
    It`s a dude, so it isn`t suprising. No offense fancy.
  43. Profile photo of sidewinder69
    sidewinder69 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I`m surprised no one has said anything about that guys creepy laugh.


    Hahahahaha haha hah ha ha ha haa.

  44. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    DRUGS ARE BAD
  45. Profile photo of jealousguy
    jealousguy Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    NEEEAH HAGHHAHAHAHAHA HAGH HA AH AH HAA.
  46. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    haha what kind of idiot would even consider doing that?

    ...hes gonna regret that later

  47. Profile photo of CrazyD101
    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    It`ll probably heal out. Depends on how far into the cutaneous layers he`s gone. Still though- Intelligence failure.
  48. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    whoa did you hear that sizzle?
    it made me cringe
  49. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    September 20, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Wow, What an idiot. And yes, misscutieroo, that sizzle made me cringe also.
    The best part is, he laughed when he saw the mark.
    How could that be funny?
    I thought he was hurt..


    THERE`S ONLY ONE ANSWER:

    DRUGS.

  50. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 2:34 am
    Clever.
  51. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 11:39 am
    It would be funny if the metal cut his skin deeper so we could see his guts when he stood up.
  52. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    i hope it gets infected

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