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Date: 09/17/08 07:14 PM

58 Responses to Fat Guy Jammed in a Lamborghini

  1. Profile photo of ichamps
    ichamps Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Link: Fat Guy Jammed in a Lamborghini - What`s a guy that fat doing that close to a Lamborghini in the first place?
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    not very clean for being a lambo. maybe just video quality?
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    wow... i have nothing else to say.. just wow
  4. Profile photo of marilizeit
    marilizeit Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    way to suck, fat guy.
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    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    that was sad
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    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    bastard had to know going into the lambo that he wasn`t going to get out without lots of help.

    alright! let the defense of the fat people commence!

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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    how the hell did he get IN the damn thing? I bet I would have trouble. Those cars are SMALL!!!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Exactly! I mean, doesn`t he know about the no fat people around expensive cars law?

    So... was it hard for him to get in then?

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3286 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    Right, because we all know that Crap "music" can make any video the best damned video on the interwebz...

    The video itself was funny, take out the "music" and we might have ourselves a really good video.

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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    i think his hieght also helped him get stuck cuz he looked pretty tall
  11. Profile photo of ProSlacker
    ProSlacker Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    Am I the only one that knows that isn`t a Lamborghini and it is actually a Fiero with a body kit? You can tell by the shorten wheel base.
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    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Fat guuuy in a liiiittle caaaar
  13. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    regardless of what car that was, i wouldnt let that guy into an old daewoo. its one thing to be fat ( a bad thing). its another thing to be fat and IN a car ( very bad thing)
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Yes this is a kit car, fake..just like the music.
  15. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    And people wonder why I`m dieting. Fear of this!
  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    "And people wonder why I`m dieting. Fear of this!"


    uhhhh.... diets dont work. At all.

    1 pound=3500 calories

    There is no way to loose 20 pounds in 1 week the way they advertise it.

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    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    Actually - he was quite tall. Looked to be close to 6`5 or more (if the guy beside him was 6` himself). He wasn`t THAT overweight, definitely had a beer gut on him but I don`t think that truly contributed to being stuck. I think it was more to do with his height.
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    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    WARNING! Lamborghinis are not intended for fat trees even if rich...
  19. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    Get the jaws of life and tear that kit car apart. They would only be out $2K.
  20. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Wow, and I thought I looked silly getting in/out of a car in a skirt, while trying not to show my underwear. XD
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    4611 Posts Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:19:01 PM
    "And people wonder why I`m dieting. Fear of this!"


    uhhhh.... diets dont work. At all.

    1 pound=3500 calories

    There is no way to loose 20 pounds in 1 week the way they advertise it.
    ________________________________________________
    That is why DIETitians will tell you to aim for 2 to 3 pounds a week... Don`t say all diets don`t work. A normal diet can have results up to four or five pounds and still be healthy. You``ve fallen into the weight watchers crowd... Weight watchers is just a regular diet dumbed down into points... Silly people spending money on simple things...

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    "What`s a guy that fat doing that close to a Lamborghini in the first place?"

    Wow, rude much? I`m not a big fan of eating yourself retarded, but... well... drat you.

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    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    Lamborghini? Where?
  24. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 12:03 am
    I`ve identified a niche market...supercars for tubbies, comes with complementary mumu
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    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 12:53 am
    to anyone who backs up the fat tall guy. being fat....IS BAD FOR YOU!!!!!... why all the sensitivity of fat people... we should feel sorry for them and consider fat people crippled considering it is a disease
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    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:17 am
    as ricky gervais says "obesity is not a disease"
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:35 am
    > What`s a guy that fat doing that close to a Lamborghini

    Its only the fat guys of the world that can AFFORD a Lamborghini, cause they didn`t waste all their money on wine and women. As my uncle used to say, "Why give away half yer tucker* to get the other half cooked?"

    *Tucker=Australian for food

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:37 am
    > thedobkins
    > how the hell did he get IN the damn thing?

    Hey, you know those Italians and their pasta and cheese and olives and stuff... he`s probably considered anorexic over there. Probably just a poor factory worker who got stuck in there when they accidentally built the car around him.

  29. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 4:31 am
    lilhawk why dont you shut the feck up and grow a pube.
    being fat aint a disease, its a way of life. some people eat too much and get fat, so what?
    we dont complain that youre an american reject! (appologies to other canadians, only lil hawk is the reject)
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    freeboxster Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 4:31 am
    it`s easy how he got in..... GRAVITY he only had to put a foot in and lose balance newton took care of the rest!!!
  31. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 4:34 am
    "Am I the only one that knows that isn`t a Lamborghini and it is actually a Fiero with a body kit? You can tell by the shorten wheel base."

    no its very much a lambo, i should my uncle owns one...same model and colour...so dont get picky and smartarse over details when you just making stuff up for the sake of it!

  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 4:42 am
    > 1 pound=3500 calories

    Um duuuh, a pound is a unit of WEIGHT, a calorie is a unit of ENERGY. That`s like saying there are 13 pints in a mile, or 360 degrees in a dollar.

    There IS a very easy way to lose weight, you simply USE more calories/kilojoules than you consume. You can eat 1 rice bubble a day, and if you are burning less joules that are in one, you`ll gain weight; on the other hand, you can eat like a horse and provided you burn more joules than it had in it, you`ll be fine. Lose Weight = Sensible Diet + Enough Exercise. That`s it, the big zillion dollar dieting secret is just plain common sense.

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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 5:24 am
    More power to him. If the guy is willing to go through that kind of struggle for a ride in a sporty car, let him.
  34. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 6:41 am
    It kinda bugs me..how proud he is at the end..

    i know i know, each to their own, im breaking my own rule..but jeebus if i was that big id be ashamed of not being able to get out of a car..not all like HEEY LOOK AT ME IM FAT..ISNT THAT FUNNY...
    -rolls eyes-

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 6:44 am
    "Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:10:15 PM
    And people wonder why I`m dieting. Fear of this!"

    you shouldnt "diet" ... whenever i.. want to lose a few pounds, i just eat more fruit and veg, drink pints of water before meals, and do more excersise... if you tell yourself your on a diet it just causes the want for fatty foods... it does for me anyways, so.. yeah but the above works for me xD

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    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 6:49 am
    MisuriX "no its very much a lambo, i should my uncle owns one...same model and colour...so dont get picky and smartarse over details when you just making stuff up for the sake of it!"

    Then your uncle owns a piece of sh*t kit car as well then. Just look at those door sills, couldn`t be cheaper and nastier if it tried. Grow up son.

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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 7:10 am
    quick. everybody point and laugh. HAHA
  38. Profile photo of DarthAsshole
    DarthAsshole Male 13-17
    26 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 8:36 am
    Smooooth
  39. Profile photo of yarnchik
    yarnchik Female 40-49
    32 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 8:56 am
    What a loser. Hey dork, the chickies won`t be impressed if you have to fight to get into or out of a car. Nor will they be impressed with your stupidity. Go back to living in your parent`s basement, and leave the car alone.
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 9:55 am
    That`ll learn him...
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 10:48 am
    There is no reason for a car to be made so hard for larger people to get in and out of. Bad Design!

    What to see some good design ? Click on "Roomy" or "Big Man"

    Big Guys In Smart Car

  42. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 10:52 am
    "WARNING! Lamborghinis are not intended for fat trees even if rich..."

    Actually, they`re made for anyone who`s rich because it`s a built for the dimensions of the original driver as most exotic sports cars are. Although, if this guy WERE to buy one it might have to be a one-seater!

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    tyrene1234 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 11:20 am
    "Fat man in a little car"
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 11:48 am
    THAR SHE BLOWS - `TIS THE GREAT WHITE FAIL!
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    "Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:48:15 AM
    THAR SHE BLOWS - `TIS THE GREAT WHITE FAIL!"

    im disgusted at myself for finding that so feckin hilarious xD

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    He is either a rich fat guy, or has some rich, stupid friends.
  47. Profile photo of JohneyQ
    JohneyQ Male 13-17
    43 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    thats drating pathetic, needs to kill himself
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    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Holy crap that guy was huge.
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    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    >>"Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:48:15 AM
    THAR SHE BLOWS - `TIS THE GREAT WHITE FAIL!"
    >im disgusted at myself for finding that so feckin hilarious xD

    :D I`m disgusted at you too. More so at this bloke. FAT BASTARD! FAT BASTARD! FAT BASTARD!

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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    hit the gym....and the salad bar...
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    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Wow. how hard is it to get that fat, and he had to get help to get out. ouch
  52. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Poor dude.
  53. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    September 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Ok, while I disagree with fat people in close quarters, I`ve gotta say, that dude was damn big, both in frame and weight. He should`ve known better than to wedge his fat ass in there.
  54. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    quick! somebody go get the jaws of life!
  55. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    That`s disgusting. I`d wipe down the interior with a couple layers of lysol.
  56. Profile photo of GavinJLang
    GavinJLang Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Kit car based on a fiero.
  57. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Man the harpoons!
    Btw, how do you think he got IN?
  58. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    "What`s a guy that fat doing that close to a Lamborghini in the first place?"
    Someone`s gotta install the GPS.

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