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85 Responses to Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Link: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain - ``Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.``
  2. Profile photo of Triskele
    Triskele Female 18-29
    215 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Kind of stupid, kind of funny. I`d like to see this actually happen though.
  3. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    oh the sarcasm lol!
  4. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    took a sec for me to realize it was fake

    it was fake right?

  5. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    i let my baby touch it.
  6. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    If it`s by the ONION, it`s fake.
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    LMAO. the onion = win.
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    When I read the desciption, and immediately thought it would be the Onion. And it was.
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    *I meant to say "I" thought, not "and". Silly me.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Anyone know where I can get one of those Darwin fish decals (the fish with feet) for my car?
  11. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Thats irony
  12. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    ... looks like the Geico Caveman
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    *froths at the mouth*

    ACCEPTED LINK!

    :`D

    IAB does have a little crush on The Onion it seems.

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    searenee Female 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Genius!
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    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    wow... this is just irony in its purest form. haha.
  16. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    "I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits."
    LOL
  17. Profile photo of verus
    verus Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    This makes so much more sense now.
    I got the link first from Digg, but didn`t catch on to the ONN link...
  18. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    hahaha It looks a little like chewbacca to me.
  19. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    Exactly what I was thinking Husky. =)
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    x13purplesta Female 30-39
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    September 5, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    This. Is. Priceless.
  21. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    If you are going to link to the Onion, the least you could do is mark it as something other than news.
    Really, I`m getting sick of all these Onion news stories. They aren`t funny.
  22. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    I-Am-Onion
  23. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Oh, Onion. Sigh. How I love thee. Lest I begin to count the ways...
  24. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    Science: It`s harder to grasp!
  25. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Well, at least the Onion is more respecatble than cracked.com
    An article without swear words can go a long way...
  26. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    The addition of the Reverend made this utter genius! I love it!! The Onion is my happy place...
  27. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    @ Smigbaafm: How dare you question our overlords, the omnipotent cracked.com staff! That`s almost as bad as saying Daniel O`Brien doesn`t have the best abs ever, which he totally does.

    I actually get tired of the Onion because they start doing things that are too stupid, but this was genius. Mouichi is right, the reverend made the article so much better. Also the caption under the picture of the stain.

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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    oh wow.. how sad.
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 5, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    Before all the idiots start speaking up ("Too late" comes the cry from the back") ... THE ONION IS SATIRE! Their stories are not real. Please laugh instead of taking this seriously!
  30. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I love the tongue in cheek feel of the article. nicely done indeed.
  31. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    Yeah, i didn`t catch the Onion thing at first, but now it`s funny. =P
  32. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    I knew this was gonna be a satire before I even read this -_-
  33. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    hey davymid

    you know what else is hard to grasp?

    (hint: it`s my penis)

    gotta love everything the onion does.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    wtf. This may be satire, but it still insults me.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    rofl! When I saw the title of this link I raged. I started thinking of how I could track these people down and kick their asses for being so drating stupid. Then I saw the onion logo and relief washed over me.
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 5, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    > Zerocyde
    > Then I saw the onion logo and relief washed over me

    Ladies and Gentlemen... a WORLD FIRST set right here on IAB! The first time ever someone has felt relieved upon seeing The Onion come up on screen...

  37. Profile photo of MrFalcon
    MrFalcon Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    hey idiotkiller...is your penis hard to grasp because its so tiny, or are you just good at dodging?
  38. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    Must... touch... wall...
  39. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    haha i can`t believe i didn`t get this. should`ve looked at the url, haha. love the onion
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    bubertsamson Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 1:23 am
    This isnt the first time and Im sure it wont be the last that I almost had a brain aneurysm because I read an Onion article without first realizing it came from them.
  41. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 1:24 am
    All praise to the scientific method!
  42. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 1:37 am
    actually that looks like chewbacca
  43. Profile photo of trueninja
    trueninja Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 2:33 am
    chewbacca rocks
  44. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    September 6, 2008 at 2:40 am
    Sarcasm at its finest. Bravo!
  45. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 2:50 am
    I`m so glad the Onion is distributed around campus. I read this in the actual paper version of the Onion and had a good laugh.

    I also read about Ginger the Miracle Dog who gave birth to septuplets. Then I read about Dick Cheney who went all out this year in his 9/11 Season gift shopping escapade.

  46. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 5:12 am
    LOL. I guessed the Onion, I got the Onion.

    Win.

  47. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 6:41 am
    lol im all for evolution but really?

    i wonder if people would actually do this haha

  48. Profile photo of softball96
    softball96 Female 13-17
    28 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 6:50 am
    ok
  49. Profile photo of DDylan
    DDylan Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 6:52 am
    rofl@small wooden shards alleged to be fragments of the "One True Beagle"
  50. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Somehwere, just like the Onio`s "Harry Potter=witch-craft teacher" article thing....some Christian`s going to think this is real.
    I had a good laugh. This was pretty funny.


    I coudn`t find the Onion link or whatever, so I wasnt to whoop these ppl`s asses untill I read the comments

  51. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 7:28 am
    how dratign stupid are these people
  52. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 7:45 am
    i`m ashamed to say i thought this was real until i read the comments.
    it`s been a long day.
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    ellia Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 7:48 am
    i was reading down till "genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits".. then i asked myself, "is this the drating onion?"

    i scrolled up. yeah, it was..

  54. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 8:03 am
    Given that Atheism has practically become its own religion, I figured that this story could possibaly be real.

    Until I saw the Onion`s logo. Then I lol`d

  55. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 8:03 am
    Ha ha, I guessed it was The Onion just from the description. I feel special.
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    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 8:53 am
    Haha, the Onion. I thought this was real at first.
    There are some weird/stupid people in the world, so you never know....
  57. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 9:18 am
    onion..you nearly fooled me
  58. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 9:24 am
    "Given that Atheism has practically become its own religion..."

    How has atheism become its own religion?

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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Hahaha. This made me chuckle. I can`t believe no one else though to write a story like this. :P
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    hawkeye52 Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 10:38 am
    overmann, It`s a Satire website. Either way, I liked how it pretty much looked nothing like Darwin, but a woman was feeling it`s face. lol
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 10:41 am
    oh...its a joke. but it could have happened lol
    people are so desprate to follow something these days
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 10:56 am
    "Must... touch... wall..."

    Lol.

    "I`m so glad the Onion is distributed around campus. I read this in the actual paper version of the Onion and had a good laugh."

    What campus is this? The only time i`ve seen the paper is when I went to DC.


    Anyone else find it funny that some people here are saying that those people are stupid

  63. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Cleanse me of faulty genetics!!!!!
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    lolkylewtf Male 13-17
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    September 6, 2008 at 11:44 am
    WIN. I thought this was pretty funny, and i`m not usually a fan of the onion.
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    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    haha didn`t realize it was the onion for a couple of minutes and was super confused haha glad i re read it
  66. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Ironic.

    Before I realized it was a fake, I was going to call it evens with the "Jesus is on my toast!" Christians/creationists

  67. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    "overmann, It`s a Satire website."

    Did you bust your only remaining brain cell figuring that one out? Subtlety eludes you, friend.

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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    bwahahah gotta love the onion
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    maxell Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    as soon as i read:
    "Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain"
    i knew it had to be the onion, because of how creationists react to toast and other such items haha.
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    AliceHolly Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    ahaha terrific
  71. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    in an effort to dissociate themselves from religion, they have created science, and made it a religion in itself lol.
    darwinism, a new branch or hypocracy.

    how ironic..

    please feel free to debate :P

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    ilovewasabi Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    madmanmax11, you do realize that this article is fake right?
  73. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    "Haha, the Onion. I thought this was real at first.

    There are some weird/stupid people in the world, so you never know...."

    That`s true. Thing is, you`ll find that more often than not, such people are religious nuts rather than scientists, which is exactly what this article is satirizing.

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    troytrooper Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    madmax11,
    Not only are you failing to see this as a satire, you also seem to think science was created from the opposition of religion which is complete non-sense.
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    flippant Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    LMAO! Fantastic!
  76. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
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    September 6, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    This posting is officially "awesome like a hotdog"
    *bows to the god that IS Eddie Izzard*
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    SKCREW_HOLLY Male 13-17
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    September 7, 2008 at 10:49 am
    i feel as though an evolutionist taking their baby to touch it because they think it will purify them is a bit of an oxymoron. i mean they believe in evolution so wouldn`t that mean they don`t believe in spiritual power. maybe i`m way off base but it just seemed a bit odd to me.
  78. Profile photo of aniray
    aniray Female 13-17
    133 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 11:36 am
    YES!!!!!!1!!1!!1 behold the awesome power of wall-stain darwin. im just waiting for the evolutionary-wall-stain vs. cheesus(es) I, II, III,... ultimate showdown!

    btw, um, science is not an effort to "rebel" against religion. its, well, science, the discovering and exploration of various things in our world, using EVIDENCE to support rational theorems

  79. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    My first thought was Chewbacca.
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    maverybones Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    idiots..
  81. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    "maybe i`m way off base but it just seemed a bit odd to me."

    Indeed you are. Never heard of The Onion?

  82. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Thought it was either Onion news or Americans before I read the article...
  83. Profile photo of hrlhrl2000
    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 5:36 am
    Clever. Seems like an obvious joke once you read it but it always takes the twisted minds at the Onion to come up with it.

    Go easy on the people who didn`t realise it was a joke. They seem to all be 13-17. We were all tools when we were 15.

  84. Profile photo of Dudegirl
    Dudegirl Female 13-17
    45 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 12:46 am
    Wow. These evolutionists are retarded.
  85. Profile photo of Mistinguett
    Mistinguett Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 5:38 am
    ahaha that`s great

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