Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

Submitted by: opiebreath 8 years ago
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin

""Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.""
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Female 53
ahaha that`s great
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Female 45
Wow. These evolutionists are retarded.
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Male 136
Clever. Seems like an obvious joke once you read it but it always takes the twisted minds at the Onion to come up with it.

Go easy on the people who didn`t realise it was a joke. They seem to all be 13-17. We were all tools when we were 15.

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Male 1,266
Thought it was either Onion news or Americans before I read the article...
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Male 2,600
"maybe i`m way off base but it just seemed a bit odd to me."

Indeed you are. Never heard of The Onion?

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Female 80
idiots..
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Female 748
My first thought was Chewbacca.
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Female 133
YES!!!!!!1!!1!!1 behold the awesome power of wall-stain darwin. im just waiting for the evolutionary-wall-stain vs. cheesus(es) I, II, III,... ultimate showdown!

btw, um, science is not an effort to "rebel" against religion. its, well, science, the discovering and exploration of various things in our world, using EVIDENCE to support rational theorems

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Male 21
i feel as though an evolutionist taking their baby to touch it because they think it will purify them is a bit of an oxymoron. i mean they believe in evolution so wouldn`t that mean they don`t believe in spiritual power. maybe i`m way off base but it just seemed a bit odd to me.
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Female 447
This posting is officially "awesome like a hotdog"
*bows to the god that IS Eddie Izzard*
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Female 447
LMAO! Fantastic!
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Male 115
madmax11,
Not only are you failing to see this as a satire, you also seem to think science was created from the opposition of religion which is complete non-sense.
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Male 12,138
"Haha, the Onion. I thought this was real at first.

There are some weird/stupid people in the world, so you never know...."

That`s true. Thing is, you`ll find that more often than not, such people are religious nuts rather than scientists, which is exactly what this article is satirizing.

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Female 88
madmanmax11, you do realize that this article is fake right?
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Male 733
in an effort to dissociate themselves from religion, they have created science, and made it a religion in itself lol.
darwinism, a new branch or hypocracy.

how ironic..

please feel free to debate :P

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Female 100
ahaha terrific
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Male 285
as soon as i read:
"Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain"
i knew it had to be the onion, because of how creationists react to toast and other such items haha.
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Male 392
bwahahah gotta love the onion
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Male 2,600
"overmann, It`s a Satire website."

Did you bust your only remaining brain cell figuring that one out? Subtlety eludes you, friend.

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Female 4,225
Ironic.

Before I realized it was a fake, I was going to call it evens with the "Jesus is on my toast!" Christians/creationists

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Male 75
haha didn`t realize it was the onion for a couple of minutes and was super confused haha glad i re read it
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Male 55
WIN. I thought this was pretty funny, and i`m not usually a fan of the onion.
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Male 160
Cleanse me of faulty genetics!!!!!
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Male 7,933
"Must... touch... wall..."

Lol.

"I`m so glad the Onion is distributed around campus. I read this in the actual paper version of the Onion and had a good laugh."

What campus is this? The only time i`ve seen the paper is when I went to DC.


Anyone else find it funny that some people here are saying that those people are stupid

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Male 904
oh...its a joke. but it could have happened lol
people are so desprate to follow something these days
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Male 60
overmann, It`s a Satire website. Either way, I liked how it pretty much looked nothing like Darwin, but a woman was feeling it`s face. lol
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Male 991
Hahaha. This made me chuckle. I can`t believe no one else though to write a story like this. :P
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Male 2,600
"Given that Atheism has practically become its own religion..."

How has atheism become its own religion?

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Female 660
onion..you nearly fooled me
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Female 192
Haha, the Onion. I thought this was real at first.
There are some weird/stupid people in the world, so you never know....
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Male 2,313
Ha ha, I guessed it was The Onion just from the description. I feel special.
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Male 66
Given that Atheism has practically become its own religion, I figured that this story could possibaly be real.

Until I saw the Onion`s logo. Then I lol`d

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Female 165
i was reading down till "genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits".. then i asked myself, "is this the drating onion?"

i scrolled up. yeah, it was..

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Female 158
i`m ashamed to say i thought this was real until i read the comments.
it`s been a long day.
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Male 250
how dratign stupid are these people
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Female 4,225
Somehwere, just like the Onio`s "Harry Potter=witch-craft teacher" article thing....some Christian`s going to think this is real.
I had a good laugh. This was pretty funny.


I coudn`t find the Onion link or whatever, so I wasnt to whoop these ppl`s asses untill I read the comments

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Male 98
[email protected] wooden shards alleged to be fragments of the "One True Beagle"
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Female 28
ok
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Female 675
lol im all for evolution but really?

i wonder if people would actually do this haha

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Female 579
LOL. I guessed the Onion, I got the Onion.

Win.

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Female 1,545
I`m so glad the Onion is distributed around campus. I read this in the actual paper version of the Onion and had a good laugh.

I also read about Ginger the Miracle Dog who gave birth to septuplets. Then I read about Dick Cheney who went all out this year in his 9/11 Season gift shopping escapade.

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Male 5,094
Sarcasm at its finest. Bravo!
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Male 118
chewbacca rocks
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Male 288
actually that looks like chewbacca
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Male 490
All praise to the scientific method!
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Male 12
This isnt the first time and Im sure it wont be the last that I almost had a brain aneurysm because I read an Onion article without first realizing it came from them.
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Male 1,835
haha i can`t believe i didn`t get this. should`ve looked at the url, haha. love the onion
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Male 2,600
Must... touch... wall...
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Male 12
hey idiotkiller...is your penis hard to grasp because its so tiny, or are you just good at dodging?
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Male 8,302
> Zerocyde
> Then I saw the onion logo and relief washed over me

Ladies and Gentlemen... a WORLD FIRST set right here on IAB! The first time ever someone has felt relieved upon seeing The Onion come up on screen...

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Male 3,255
rofl! When I saw the title of this link I raged. I started thinking of how I could track these people down and kick their asses for being so drating stupid. Then I saw the onion logo and relief washed over me.
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Male 10,440
wtf. This may be satire, but it still insults me.
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Male 162
hey davymid

you know what else is hard to grasp?

(hint: it`s my penis)

gotta love everything the onion does.

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Female 460
I knew this was gonna be a satire before I even read this -_-
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Male 337
Yeah, i didn`t catch the Onion thing at first, but now it`s funny. =P
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Male 386
I love the tongue in cheek feel of the article. nicely done indeed.
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Male 8,302
Before all the idiots start speaking up ("Too late" comes the cry from the back") ... THE ONION IS SATIRE! Their stories are not real. Please laugh instead of taking this seriously!
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Male 2,553
oh wow.. how sad.
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Male 2,148
@ Smigbaafm: How dare you question our overlords, the omnipotent cracked.com staff! That`s almost as bad as saying Daniel O`Brien doesn`t have the best abs ever, which he totally does.

I actually get tired of the Onion because they start doing things that are too stupid, but this was genius. Mouichi is right, the reverend made the article so much better. Also the caption under the picture of the stain.

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Male 637
The addition of the Reverend made this utter genius! I love it!! The Onion is my happy place...
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Male 648
Well, at least the Onion is more respecatble than cracked.com
An article without swear words can go a long way...
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Male 12,138
Science: It`s harder to grasp!
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Male 2,076
Oh, Onion. Sigh. How I love thee. Lest I begin to count the ways...
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Male 2,372
I-Am-Onion
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Female 317
If you are going to link to the Onion, the least you could do is mark it as something other than news.
Really, I`m getting sick of all these Onion news stories. They aren`t funny.
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Female 235
This. Is. Priceless.
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Male 337
Exactly what I was thinking Husky. =)
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Female 627
hahaha It looks a little like chewbacca to me.
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Male 36
This makes so much more sense now.
I got the link first from Digg, but didn`t catch on to the ONN link...
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Male 629
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits."
LOL
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Male 370
wow... this is just irony in its purest form. haha.
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Female 70
Genius!
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Female 15,763
*froths at the mouth*

ACCEPTED LINK!

:`D

IAB does have a little crush on The Onion it seems.

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Male 7,933
... looks like the Geico Caveman
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Male 1,766
Thats irony
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Male 2,593
Anyone know where I can get one of those Darwin fish decals (the fish with feet) for my car?
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Male 2,028
*I meant to say "I" thought, not "and". Silly me.
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Male 2,028
When I read the desciption, and immediately thought it would be the Onion. And it was.
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Female 767
LMAO. the onion = win.
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Male 2,788
If it`s by the ONION, it`s fake.
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Male 2,788
i let my baby touch it.
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Male 298
took a sec for me to realize it was fake

it was fake right?

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Male 3,369
oh the sarcasm lol!
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Female 215
Kind of stupid, kind of funny. I`d like to see this actually happen though.
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Female 15,763
Link: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain [Rate Link] - ``Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.``
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