End of the World Safety Guide

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

What to do in case of a black hole. We may need this information soon.
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Male 2,553
oh lawl.
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Male 848
Cool.
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Male 1,232
14 seconds in, I got bored.
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Male 8,302
> davymid
> you probably know this, but some of the top scientists at Cern are Australian

Yeah Davy, that`s EXACTLY what I`m worried about! You know how "No worries she`ll be right" we Aussies are! Those CERN guys are missing a few kangaroos in their top paddock, without a doubt.

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Male 134
first off, its already broke. -.-
second the worst that would happen with this in a catestrophic failure, (so they say) is a cave in around the collider, and since no one is allowed inside the cave while it is operational, no or few lives would be lost. What is more likely to happen is stranglets.... That would be interesting to see imo.
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Male 397
bad accents
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Male 203
i actually would suck the world in about 2 milliseconds... NOT MINUTES! so if we die we all die in a flash. YAY! flashes...
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Male 12,138
vv Lionhart, come on mate, relax, I`m sure we`re in good hands. In fact, you probably know this, but some of the top scientists at Cern are Australian. In fact, in a recent interview, when asked about the recent LHC failures and potential to destroy the planet, one of the Australian nuclear physicists assigned to danger assessment was quoted as saying "No worries mate: She`ll be right!"

My fears are allayed right there.

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Male 2,422
Come on guys. Would the end of the world really be all that bad? It`s not like our history inspires a whole lot of hope for another 1,000 of civilization.
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Male 473
"Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.
I miss being one of the leading scientific countries."


sorry opie, but dont you think that america has better things to spend billions of dollers on? like paying off the trillions of dollars in debt we are in

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Male 2,855
googles
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Male 8,302
Is it just me or is there something profoundly worrying about the machine MOST LIKELY to DESTROY THE WORLD in the last 30 years having at least TWO MAJOR FAILURES so far? Just a week ago the power transformer failed, and now we have parts melting because of poor wiring and spilling 10 tons of helium into its guts - and all this before its properly turned on! Can we really trust that these guys really know what they`re doing and believe them when they say "end of the world" debate is ridiculous?
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Male 12,138
vv "Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.
I miss being one of the leading scientific countries."

Opie mate, you think that`s bad, you should check America`s stance on stem cell research. Waaaay more worrying.

America these days is like a formerly straight-A student with top grades in science, technology and math, that has recently decided (bizarrely) to chuck it all in and go join an Amish community.

You are right to worry.

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Male 367
Didn`t the collider break?
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Female 738
And people laughed at my black-hole proof fallout shelter... losers.
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Male 2,592
haha if it came to pass the apocolypse was upon us, i wouldn`t use the provided sex holes. i`d bang the blonde chick.
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Female 285
Too bad they have to pause the LHC for a couple of months... If the world was going to end, I would rather it end before it gets cold and winter-y. Great video though
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Female 268
lmao i love it
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Male 1,765
"Indeed, and even if a Black Hole did appear, it would be too small to sustain itself... thus collapsing."

If the black hole reaches the size of a ping-pong ball, it can destroy the Earth. But as pointed by mike, there`s a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of that happening. Thus, apocalytic theories are stupid, and just get in the way of scientific progress.

...btw, funny video.

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Male 1,540
...
Step 1: Wear a helmet.
Step 2: Have sex.
Step 3: Wear safety goggles.
Step 4: Convert to Christianity.
Step 5: Hold on to the railing.
Step 6: Commit suicide.

`Kay. Got it.

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Male 44
"O FFS there`s a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of a black hole! Seriously!!"

Indeed, and even if a Black Hole did appear, it would be too small to sustain itself... thus collapsing.

o___O

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Male 2,159
O FFS there`s a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of a black hole! Seriously!!
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Female 1,228
Yeah, didn`t this thing brake, I swear I heard that.
Their accents were poo
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Female 297
God help us if we actually do get sucked up lol
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Female 15,763
Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.

I miss being one of the leading scientific countries.

:(

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Male 1,835
ruled by ants... this sounds like a salvador dalí film
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Male 12,138
vv Or know about it, for that matter. Agreed, Smashking.
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Male 772
If a black hole destroys everything, I doubt we`d care.
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Female 710
If that blackhole sucks the earth up I`ll be pretty annoyed, because I`ll never get to play littlebigplanet.
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Male 275
The LHC is not going to kill us. End of.
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Female 59
ugh this is getting old
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Male 61
I would sure hate for there to be a black hole while at the same time I was walking on a cat walk with no hand bar because I might accidentally fall off the side while a huge hole eats me alive.
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Male 557
like the ending, thats all i am saying, don`t want to piss of the ant overlords
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Female 1,412
It may be really amusing if the issue didnt actually scare the crap out of me.
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Male 1,114
Boooooring
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Male 712
lanbeany1989: *hands you spoon* please record it and post it on IAB if you do.
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Male 205
I think it would be funnier to scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon than watch that
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Male 712
Meh, Video was okay. Kinda feels like a video you would watch before getting on a ride at Universal or something.
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Male 4,393
O.o
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Male 1,556
elkingo, ditto.
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Male 5,620
not even a chuckle.. nope.

no death either.. when will these people die?

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Male 555
Hehe, it`s funny, AND you could die!
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Male 144
love the `panic drat chambers` !
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Male 686
I need me some f*ck chambers right now.
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Male 1,461
I will always use the handrail.
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Male 19,840
Link: End of the World Safety Guide [Rate Link] - What to do in case of a black hole. We may need this information soon.
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