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Date: 09/28/08 09:11 AM

50 Responses to Did You Steal My Plants?

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Link: Did You Steal My Plants? - This guy gets off lightly. Imagine the fireworks if he had slept with the other guy`s sister/girlfriend!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:15 am
    I`m guessing that his plants weren`t house plants. I`m guessing he couldn`t report the theft of the plants to the police. Yea, that kind of plant.
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    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:16 am
    god damn hicks love them there tomato plants
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    OMGPWNT Male 13-17
    94 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Haha rick i was thinking that too...
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Lol at the end, Why the f` did you hit him!?
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:26 am
    oh, i thought the title said "pants" o.O
    but plants make it even funnier...
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:26 am
    It`s like they`re trying to sound like the ridiculously dumb rednecks you see in movies and on tv! But they`re real!
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    itismeryanp Male 13-17
    4 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:32 am
    yeah i am going to guess it was marijuana lol.

    if it isnt... then...

    well i guess they really are rediculously dumb rednecks.

    but around here, if any1 took someone elses "plant" the same thing would happen... just probibly worse.

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:36 am
    yeah i am going to guess it was marijuana lol.
    if it isnt... then...
    well i guess they really are rediculously dumb rednecks.

    Either way they`re still ridiculously dumb, also, welcome to IAB

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    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:09 am
    you see it all wrong.. these are 2 well educated architects and he asked him why he stole his "Plans" ... like construction plans
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
    thank you dean, you have enlightened us
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:39 am
    They look like middle schoolers AND they have a southern accent.

    ...

    I need to punch something.

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:58 am
    Ignore the bot, he is a douche, the mods will be on it soon. Continue enjoying the wonders of this site :D
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:07 am
    Ahh... I great redneck problem-fixer-uper!
    It gets er dunn.
    I`m sorry, i couldn`t help it...
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:10 am
    No no no, everyone has it wrong.

    They`re really two intergalactic warlords, "Plants" spelled backwards, is "Stnalp"; which is the name of the mad ones hyper-space warship, he was using secret backwards code to fool the earthlings.

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:11 am
    The kid stole his pot plant. Good thing he blasted him in the face--I`d have done worse.
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:16 am
    ..
    I agree with Opie.
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Theya sayd everaythanyg liyk thiys! Wiyth thu `y` mayde loyder! Seey, iy hayd toy mayke thu weyrds moyre `stayndabbyl! Ye seey? HYUKHYUK!
    *my iq jsut dropped 30 points watching that, and 20 more typing whats above...`
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
    he smoked that kid. anyone else flinch when you saw that.
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Rednecks in the wild.
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Fartacus
    Female, 50-59, Eastern US
    248 Posts Sunday, September 28, 2008 12:02:03 PM
    Rednecks in the wild.

    -------

    CRICKEY! He`s a biggin`! Watch out now, he bites!
    Ya gotta grab em from the back you see? Like this... and then cover their eyes to keep them from getting anxious!

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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    At first I thought plants as in house plants. Haha.
    But now I get it. Anyways, I hate rednecks. D:
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    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Don`t mess with my botany bitch!

    =================================
    Sorry...I had to say it!!!

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    No ryan....just, no...
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    TheLegend Male 18-29
    84 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    I know i`m stating the obvious here but...
    A. the plants are probably weed and
    B. Rednecks are stupid but funny as hell when put infront of a camera
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    huh? i have no idea what any of them said except for the last "WHY THE F*CK`D YOU HIT HIM?1?!!one" part
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    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Is it bad I understood nearly every word?
    Southern talk, haha. But nobody where I live really talks like that; mostly the people I met at the hurricane evacuation camp. Ickkk.
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    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    I love redneck white trash posts cuz then I feel better about myself...

    That motherdrater is a douche

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    what an non-nice individual
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    maybe the dude engineered a leverage buyout of the angry dude`s power plants.
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    i thought i was the only one that could so worked up when other people touch my plants. my friends call me "botanical boy". i`m a superhero or something
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    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Pot?
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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    lets all give a round of applause for the rednecks in our country who make us look better. CLAP CLAP CLAP clap clap.....
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    Stealing someones crop is definitely not cool.
  35. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    he probably meant his pot plant.
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    Jimmer1720 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Makes me feel proud to be Canadian.
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    Hellogoodsir Female 18-29
    54 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    it was probably pot
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    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    did anyone else notice that the guy that got his continued speaking as he was falling backwards?
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    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    did he say plant? or pant?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    What a redneck...OMG
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    Makes me wanna be Canadian.
  42. Profile photo of PrettyPlain
    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    i heard "did you steal my pant" -_- weirdos
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Ah the South. Why didn`t we let them secede again?
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    Why assume he`s talking about pot? It is entirely possible he grows blue-ribbon winning African Violets...and now he`ll never win first prize at the Maycomb County Fair. :P For shammmme.
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    sam111 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    now why would one kid steal anothers roses and daisies?what is the youth culture coming to?
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    If I was the kid who took the sucker punch, even if I didn`t "stole his plant" I would have torched his whole crop that night.
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    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 8:09 am
    what a loser....fightin over a stupid plant!!!
    GROW UP ASS****!!!
    Move outta the country ya hillbilly!!!!
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 9:42 am
    im guessing plants is drugs.
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    KlounyX Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    That must have been one hell of a plant >.>
    Maybe he said PANTS?

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