Did You Steal My Plants?

Submitted by: davymid 9 years ago in Funny

This guy gets off lightly. Imagine the fireworks if he had slept with the other guy"s sister/girlfriend!
There are 50 comments:
Female 5
That must have been one hell of a plant >.>
Maybe he said PANTS?
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Male 2,553
im guessing plants is drugs.
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Male 254
what a loser....fightin over a stupid plant!!!
GROW UP ASS****!!!
Move outta the country ya hillbilly!!!!
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Male 1,404
If I was the kid who took the sucker punch, even if I didn`t "stole his plant" I would have torched his whole crop that night.
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Male 77
now why would one kid steal anothers roses and daisies?what is the youth culture coming to?
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Female 331
Why assume he`s talking about pot? It is entirely possible he grows blue-ribbon winning African Violets...and now he`ll never win first prize at the Maycomb County Fair. :P For shammmme.
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Male 135
Ah the South. Why didn`t we let them secede again?
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Female 2,044
[insert clever redneck joke here]
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Female 83
i heard "did you steal my pant" -_- weirdos
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Male 7,378
Makes me wanna be Canadian.
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Male 3,310
What a redneck...OMG
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Male 336
did he say plant? or pant?
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Female 209
did anyone else notice that the guy that got his continued speaking as he was falling backwards?
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Female 54
it was probably pot
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Male 79
Makes me feel proud to be Canadian.
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Female 2,695
he probably meant his pot plant.
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Male 1,036
Stealing someones crop is definitely not cool.
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Male 476
lets all give a round of applause for the rednecks in our country who make us look better. CLAP CLAP CLAP clap clap.....
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Male 724
Pot?
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Male 610
i thought i was the only one that could so worked up when other people touch my plants. my friends call me "botanical boy". i`m a superhero or something
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Male 2,720
maybe the dude engineered a leverage buyout of the angry dude`s power plants.
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Male 1,089
what an non-nice individual
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Male 158
I love redneck white trash posts cuz then I feel better about myself...

That motherdrater is a douche

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Female 460
Is it bad I understood nearly every word?
Southern talk, haha. But nobody where I live really talks like that; mostly the people I met at the hurricane evacuation camp. Ickkk.
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Male 891
huh? i have no idea what any of them said except for the last "WHY THE F*CK`D YOU HIT HIM?1?!!one" part
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Male 83
I know i`m stating the obvious here but...
A. the plants are probably weed and
B. Rednecks are stupid but funny as hell when put infront of a camera
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Male 1,788
No ryan....just, no...
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Male 410
Don`t mess with my botany bitch!

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Sorry...I had to say it!!!

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Female 662
At first I thought plants as in house plants. Haha.
But now I get it. Anyways, I hate rednecks. D:
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Male 778
Fartacus
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
248 Posts Sunday, September 28, 2008 12:02:03 PM
Rednecks in the wild.

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CRICKEY! He`s a biggin`! Watch out now, he bites!
Ya gotta grab em from the back you see? Like this... and then cover their eyes to keep them from getting anxious!

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Female 529
Rednecks in the wild.
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Male 2,245
he smoked that kid. anyone else flinch when you saw that.
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Female 850
Theya sayd everaythanyg liyk thiys! Wiyth thu `y` mayde loyder! Seey, iy hayd toy mayke thu weyrds moyre `stayndabbyl! Ye seey? HYUKHYUK!
*my iq jsut dropped 30 points watching that, and 20 more typing whats above...`
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Male 1,468
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I agree with Opie.
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Male 2,307
The kid stole his pot plant. Good thing he blasted him in the face--I`d have done worse.
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Male 2,486
No no no, everyone has it wrong.

They`re really two intergalactic warlords, "Plants" spelled backwards, is "Stnalp"; which is the name of the mad ones hyper-space warship, he was using secret backwards code to fool the earthlings.

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Female 850
Ahh... I great redneck problem-fixer-uper!
It gets er dunn.
I`m sorry, i couldn`t help it...
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Male 5,970
Ignore the bot, he is a douche, the mods will be on it soon. Continue enjoying the wonders of this site :D
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Female 15,763
They look like middle schoolers AND they have a southern accent.

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I need to punch something.

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Male 7,933
thank you dean, you have enlightened us
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Male 350
you see it all wrong.. these are 2 well educated architects and he asked him why he stole his "Plans" ... like construction plans
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Male 5,970
yeah i am going to guess it was marijuana lol.
if it isnt... then...
well i guess they really are rediculously dumb rednecks.

Either way they`re still ridiculously dumb, also, welcome to IAB

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Male 4
yeah i am going to guess it was marijuana lol.

if it isnt... then...

well i guess they really are rediculously dumb rednecks.

but around here, if any1 took someone elses "plant" the same thing would happen... just probibly worse.

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Male 1,788
It`s like they`re trying to sound like the ridiculously dumb rednecks you see in movies and on tv! But they`re real!
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Male 761
oh, i thought the title said "pants" o.O
but plants make it even funnier...
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Male 5,970
Lol at the end, Why the f` did you hit him!?
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Male 94
Haha rick i was thinking that too...
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Male 285
god damn hicks love them there tomato plants
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Male 3,330
I`m guessing that his plants weren`t house plants. I`m guessing he couldn`t report the theft of the plants to the police. Yea, that kind of plant.
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Male 12,138
Link: Did You Steal My Plants? [Rate Link] - This guy gets off lightly. Imagine the fireworks if he had slept with the other guy`s sister/girlfriend!
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