Darth Vader Explains the Pythagorean Theorem

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny

If Lord Vader, were a high school math teacher, this is probably how he would explain the Pythagorean Theorem.
There are 31 comments:
Male 234
meh covered that theorm in 5th grade
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Male 900
`i have you now`

lol!

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Male 490
So... many... commas.
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Male 436
It bothered me that there was still the loud breathing sound. HE WOULDN`T BE BREATHING WHILE HE`S SPEAKING, D!CKHEAD
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Male 91
Why wasn`t I taught maths by Lord Vader back in high school!
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Male 437
god dammit i dropped out of school for a reason i dont wanna hear this
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Male 1,835
... when i first visited this site, 2 years ago, there was no starwars crap like this, this is really stupid
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Male 1,244
I did a report on Pythagorus in high school!
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Male 648
that sounded more like Ben Stein than James Earl Jones.

...Bueller?

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Male 2,553
:/
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Male 2,855
thats the worst darth vader costume ever
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Male 2,605
Not so much teaching as it is demonstrating. I want proofs, damnit!
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Male 1,894
A2 + B2 = This is freeking boring.
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Female 15,763
I was thinking that it would have like, jokes in it... or something funny...

I was sorely mistaken.

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Male 10,440
Hah. That was... mediocre.
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Male 25
Worst. Video. Ever.

"Hey, i have a great idea! Lets take the coolest thing ever, and the most boring and useless thing ever, and combine them into 1 really boring thing that for 2 minutes people expect to be awesome, but it never is!"

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Male 108
Seriously?
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Male 5,970
Most random post for the day? Month? YEAR?! Could be...
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Male 724
The description had too many commas.
.-.
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Male 1,497
Yawn...I did this in 6th grade...And I still get taught it...
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Female 694
*SNORE* ~0~
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Female 960
Yeah I couldn`t watch it...the breathing annoyed me. Waaaay too loud and off key with his talking.
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Male 149
Sewermonkey: Yes
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Male 480
you dont breathe when you talk
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Male 281
Has anyone actually used this equation since graduating?
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Male 17,511
"Don`t underestimate the dark side of the triangle."

LOL!

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Male 125
You`d think this would make math exciting, but they just went and made Darth Vader boring.

It`s like watching the prequels all over again.

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Female 283
Yeah, that`s what I was thinking, thetas...

And the breathing`s so loud, you can hardly hear him talk.

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Male 543
169 = c
i have you now
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Male 1,540
He breathes while he talks... Wtf?
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Male 1,620
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