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Date: 09/28/08 03:12 AM

75 Responses to Dad Checks Out The Neighborhood Skate Ramp

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    Link: Dad Checks Out The Neighborhood Skate Ramp - I`d blame the kids, but what was dad doing to miss that?
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:15 am
    Pretty ill.


  3. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
    99 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:15 am
    He should have flipped. Not going fast enough.
  4. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:16 am
    now the real question is: did he actually see the ramp?

    if not i bet he got a shock lol

  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:16 am
    he must have poo bricks
  6. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:37 am
    how dented will his bumper be hahaha
  7. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:40 am
    "now the real question is: did he actually see the ramp?

    if not i bet he got a shock lol "

    The reason behind it really is: the dude is a f*cking douchebag. He actually meant to run it over thinking it would smash, but probably got surprised when he got air. Absolute d1ck move on his part and he got what he deserved. Taking out your workplace frustrations on a kid`s skate ramp....

    Idiot.

  8. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:50 am
    AIRTIME!
  9. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 4:07 am
    batmanners summed it up.
    hes a dick with a fancy car and a dickhead son
  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 4:57 am
    LOL
  11. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 5:41 am
    Yepper, I`m voting for the "dad being a dickhead thinking he can smash the ramp" version. Seems pretty clear. Well-built ramp, eh? :-)
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:03 am
    which child built that ramp and why aren`t they helping out with the moving skyscraper in chicago
  13. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:12 am
    To the credit of the kids, the ramp is damn strong. None of mine would have resist a car rolling over it like that. The car barely fly for a sec... (!!!)
  14. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:53 am
    ..That`s one sturdy ramp. :)
  15. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:56 am
    Something tells me that it wasn`t "Dad" driving the car, but "Mom".

    Am I right guys?

  16. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:04 am
    Stay tuned for Part II: Idiot Driver-Dad Meets Dad Who Built The Ramp....
  17. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:31 am
    he didn`t miss that ramp.. he clearly hit it :)
  18. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:39 am
    What I want to know is who was recording a bunch of kids just sitting around? For that reason only I think thi sis a setup.
  19. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:01 am
    Kids aren`t that good at acting.

    One of them was clearly spooked. and the way the camera is, seems like a household surveillance camera set-up type of deal.

    V V V V

  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:04 am
    Or....

    I admit it, it was me in that bush. Filming kids playing, hoping one of them would come over, pull down their pants, and drop a chocolate dragon...right in the bush....you know? Just pull down their pants, press their butt cheeks against the cold bush, and drop a big brown chud monkey....

    (South Park inspired)

  21. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:06 am
    What I want to know is who was recording a bunch of kids just sitting around?

    kids do that,

    i think its set up aswell,

  22. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
    hahaha...sucks for the dad, the kids expressions are funny tho.
  23. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:38 am
    that`s a pretty badass ramp i`d say
  24. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:46 am
    jdjd5883
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    268 Posts Sunday, September 28, 2008 8:38:09 AM
    that`s a pretty badass ramp i`d say

    ----------

    I have to agree.

    Couldn`t stop laughing at the kids though.

    Was like "Wait... do we scream woop and holler at how much air dad just got? Or do we run..?"

    Ahaha

  25. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:58 am
    how did they build that. the last time i built a ramp it could barely take the weight of bike
  26. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:00 am
    That is one strong ramp
  27. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:10 am
    rad shredding pops.
  28. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Certainly not the Dukes of Hazzard, but still funny, anyway.
  29. Profile photo of MillyTheKidd
    MillyTheKidd Female 13-17
    86 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:33 am
    lmao but seriously your right, how the hell did he not see that??????
  30. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:35 am
    I love the 18 replays in super slow mo
  31. Profile photo of geeky_grl_x
    geeky_grl_x Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:43 am
    that would be awesome to have been in the passengers seat oh man
  32. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:45 am
    awww, i feel bad the kids look scared.. haha
  33. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
    i bet he was being jerk and trying to break it. Ijust wish he had flipped over.
  34. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
    that is one well built ramp. haha
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Wait... did he do it on purpose?

    o_O

  36. Profile photo of sheeshboy
    sheeshboy Male 40-49
    31 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:46 am
    HaHaHa geeky grl
  37. Profile photo of ItsRobin
    ItsRobin Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
    I don`t see how u CANT see that ramp there. Poor kids..lol
  38. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    lmao at the break noise when its uber slow xD

    HUUUH HUUUH!

    -giggles-

  39. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    lmfao Alice xDD
    VV
  40. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Little faster, little higher.. :D


    O_O Oh Christ... `that`s what she said` :/

    NO! I`m not deleting it! If i`d said it out loud, i`d not be able to un-say it. <Bears the shame>.

  41. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    thats one strong ass ramp!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    "That`s some strong ass-ramp"

    Hehehe. :D Fun with hyphens.

  43. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    That seems like something that`d go on at my neighborhood. xD
  44. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    so that`s what james bond does when he`s not on set
  45. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Rat5Rule
    "That`s one strong ass-ramp"
    Hehehe. :D Fun with hyphens.
    ----------------------------------------------------

    lol... that comment made my day.

  46. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    People, people! The driver wasn`t trying to break the ramp, he had been playing too much San Andreas and thought that the car would run on its two side wheels for a little while after running over a small ramp - seriously.
  47. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    LMAO
  48. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    That would be FUN. Lucky the car didn`t flip though.
  49. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    What we dun hit?!
  50. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Can`t imagine what the Driver was thinking.

    "That was one HUGE cat!"

  51. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    He must have really bad depth perception.

    "Can I dodge the ramp? Can I dodge the ramp? Can I--"
    *airborne car*
    "--Well, poo."

  52. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    "Can`t imagine what the Driver was thinking.

    "That was one HUGE cat!" "

    I will so lol at that if he did. xD

  53. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Those kids are grounded, and the car needs work.
  54. Profile photo of Skyeofgreen
    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    that just looked fun
  55. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    A) The ramp was strong enough for a car
    B) You can`t miss that in the road
    C) Profit
  56. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    in slow-mo at the end the screech sounds like someone laughing lol
    but seriously, that looked like fun :D
  57. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    actually its the kids who are checking out the neighbourhood car ramp
  58. Profile photo of sam111
    sam111 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    well dippoos when you get big and grown up and have been driving for a few years, or have children yourself. you tend to be safer and you keep your eyes on the children.not things lying in the road. i however believe in running over the little yard apes.
  59. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    The driver was going a bit fast down a residential road where ther was children present. That will cost him at least $150 for an alignment.
  60. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    Yeah, I`d be looking at the kids if I were driving too, but, I`d also be looking out for things on the road. All in all, it was an accident. Can`t really blame anyone, but you know the kids got in serious trouble for something that wasn`t their fault.
  61. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    If that really was an accident, then shame on the driver for not paying any attention to the road. That could have been a dog or a kid. How do you miss something that drating big unless you`re passed out or brain-dead?
    So anyways, on to my comment:
    "drat. YES. AWESOME."
  62. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 9:17 am
    excellent.
  63. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    September 29, 2008 at 11:44 am
    He got like three feet of air that time.
  64. Profile photo of mcastle
    mcastle Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    "but you know the kids got in serious trouble for something that wasn`t their fault."

    Actually it`s a bit of both.

    First the driver should be paying attention to what`s in the road, the fact he didn`t meant he could be running someone over.

    But second, it`s the ROAD, it`s for cars, kids shouldn`t be playing in the road in the first place. Yes, we all know they do, but if it`s a small back road, fair play, but to then BUILD something in the road? Sorry, but kids or no kids, you don`t go building crap in the middle of the street.

    I split the blame 50/50, the driver should have been watching where he was going, but he shouldn`t have to be on the lookout for shoddily made ramps either.

  65. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    1.) Wheeeee!~
    2.) Who`d set up a video camera on their porch and why?
  66. Profile photo of pmfiebig
    pmfiebig Male 18-29
    25 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    lucky the ramp was not a kid
  67. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Who knows, maybe the guy wanted to go off a ramp in his car?
  68. Profile photo of Metaphysics
    Metaphysics Male 13-17
    32 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    @yoimmylene

    1.) More like "fifty points!" :D
    2.) Ever heard of stalkers?

  69. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    ollie!!!!!!!!!!!!
  70. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    and the ramp looked portable so they could have moved it
  71. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    OH SNAP! SOMEONE IS GROUNDED.
  72. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Someone just happened to have a camera going?
  73. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    damn thats heavy duty
  74. Profile photo of JoyousDeath
    JoyousDeath Male 18-29
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    October 2, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Do a barrel roll!!!
  75. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    at least he got a decent amount of air.

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