Dad Checks Out The Neighborhood Skate Ramp

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

I"d blame the kids, but what was dad doing to miss that?
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Male 1,109
at least he got a decent amount of air.
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Male 2
Do a barrel roll!!!
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Male 224
damn thats heavy duty
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Male 2,582
Someone just happened to have a camera going?
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Female 312
OH SNAP! SOMEONE IS GROUNDED.
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Male 3,296
and the ramp looked portable so they could have moved it
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Male 3,296
ollie!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 32
@yoimmylene

1.) More like "fifty points!" :D
2.) Ever heard of stalkers?

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Female 189
Who knows, maybe the guy wanted to go off a ramp in his car?
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Male 25
lucky the ramp was not a kid
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Female 2,064
1.) Wheeeee!~
2.) Who`d set up a video camera on their porch and why?
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Male 33
"but you know the kids got in serious trouble for something that wasn`t their fault."

Actually it`s a bit of both.

First the driver should be paying attention to what`s in the road, the fact he didn`t meant he could be running someone over.

But second, it`s the ROAD, it`s for cars, kids shouldn`t be playing in the road in the first place. Yes, we all know they do, but if it`s a small back road, fair play, but to then BUILD something in the road? Sorry, but kids or no kids, you don`t go building crap in the middle of the street.

I split the blame 50/50, the driver should have been watching where he was going, but he shouldn`t have to be on the lookout for shoddily made ramps either.

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Male 1,232
He got like three feet of air that time.
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Male 2,553
excellent.
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Male 1,540
If that really was an accident, then shame on the driver for not paying any attention to the road. That could have been a dog or a kid. How do you miss something that drating big unless you`re passed out or brain-dead?
So anyways, on to my comment:
"drat. YES. AWESOME."
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Male 544
Yeah, I`d be looking at the kids if I were driving too, but, I`d also be looking out for things on the road. All in all, it was an accident. Can`t really blame anyone, but you know the kids got in serious trouble for something that wasn`t their fault.
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Male 1,404
The driver was going a bit fast down a residential road where ther was children present. That will cost him at least $150 for an alignment.
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Male 77
well dippoos when you get big and grown up and have been driving for a few years, or have children yourself. you tend to be safer and you keep your eyes on the children.not things lying in the road. i however believe in running over the little yard apes.
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Male 185
actually its the kids who are checking out the neighbourhood car ramp
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Female 2,044
in slow-mo at the end the screech sounds like someone laughing lol
but seriously, that looked like fun :D
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Male 3,310
A) The ramp was strong enough for a car
B) You can`t miss that in the road
C) Profit
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Female 209
that just looked fun
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Male 2,313
Those kids are grounded, and the car needs work.
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Male 2,395
"Can`t imagine what the Driver was thinking.

"That was one HUGE cat!" "

I will so lol at that if he did. xD

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Female 1,652
He must have really bad depth perception.

"Can I dodge the ramp? Can I dodge the ramp? Can I--"
*airborne car*
"--Well, poo."

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Male 544
Can`t imagine what the Driver was thinking.

"That was one HUGE cat!"

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Male 544
What we dun hit?!
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Female 917
That would be FUN. Lucky the car didn`t flip though.
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Male 1,182
LMAO
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Male 3,842
People, people! The driver wasn`t trying to break the ramp, he had been playing too much San Andreas and thought that the car would run on its two side wheels for a little while after running over a small ramp - seriously.
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Female 2,258
Rat5Rule
"That`s one strong ass-ramp"
Hehehe. :D Fun with hyphens.
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lol... that comment made my day.

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Male 476
so that`s what james bond does when he`s not on set
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Female 460
That seems like something that`d go on at my neighborhood. xD
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Female 929
"That`s some strong ass-ramp"

Hehehe. :D Fun with hyphens.

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Male 612
thats one strong ass ramp!!!!!
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Female 929
Little faster, little higher.. :D


O_O Oh Christ... `that`s what she said` :/

NO! I`m not deleting it! If i`d said it out loud, i`d not be able to un-say it. <Bears the shame>.

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Female 687
lmfao Alice xDD
VV
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Female 5,139
lmao at the break noise when its uber slow xD

HUUUH HUUUH!

-giggles-

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Male 78
I don`t see how u CANT see that ramp there. Poor kids..lol
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Male 30
HaHaHa geeky grl
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Female 15,763
Wait... did he do it on purpose?

o_O

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Male 287
that is one well built ramp. haha
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Male 2,388
i bet he was being jerk and trying to break it. Ijust wish he had flipped over.
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Female 299
awww, i feel bad the kids look scared.. haha
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Female 10
that would be awesome to have been in the passengers seat oh man
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Male 1,788
I love the 18 replays in super slow mo
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Female 86
lmao but seriously your right, how the hell did he not see that??????
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Male 493
Certainly not the Dukes of Hazzard, but still funny, anyway.
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Male 2,720
rad shredding pops.
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Male 5,970
That is one strong ramp
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Male 374
how did they build that. the last time i built a ramp it could barely take the weight of bike
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Male 778
jdjd5883
Male, 18-29, Western US
268 Posts Sunday, September 28, 2008 8:38:09 AM
that`s a pretty badass ramp i`d say

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I have to agree.

Couldn`t stop laughing at the kids though.

Was like "Wait... do we scream woop and holler at how much air dad just got? Or do we run..?"

Ahaha

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Male 882
that`s a pretty badass ramp i`d say
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Female 1,690
hahaha...sucks for the dad, the kids expressions are funny tho.
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Male 1,361
What I want to know is who was recording a bunch of kids just sitting around?

kids do that,

i think its set up aswell,

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Male 4,004
Or....

I admit it, it was me in that bush. Filming kids playing, hoping one of them would come over, pull down their pants, and drop a chocolate dragon...right in the bush....you know? Just pull down their pants, press their butt cheeks against the cold bush, and drop a big brown chud monkey....

(South Park inspired)

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Male 4,004
Kids aren`t that good at acting.

One of them was clearly spooked. and the way the camera is, seems like a household surveillance camera set-up type of deal.

V V V V

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Male 340
What I want to know is who was recording a bunch of kids just sitting around? For that reason only I think thi sis a setup.
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Male 350
he didn`t miss that ramp.. he clearly hit it :)
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Male 231
Stay tuned for Part II: Idiot Driver-Dad Meets Dad Who Built The Ramp....
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Male 4,594
Something tells me that it wasn`t "Dad" driving the car, but "Mom".

Am I right guys?

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Female 143
..That`s one sturdy ramp. :)
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Male 180
To the credit of the kids, the ramp is damn strong. None of mine would have resist a car rolling over it like that. The car barely fly for a sec... (!!!)
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Male 1,089
which child built that ramp and why aren`t they helping out with the moving skyscraper in chicago
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Male 4,431
Yepper, I`m voting for the "dad being a dickhead thinking he can smash the ramp" version. Seems pretty clear. Well-built ramp, eh? :-)
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Male 17,512
LOL
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Female 2,672
batmanners summed it up.
hes a dick with a fancy car and a dickhead son
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Male 270
AIRTIME!
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Male 4,004
"now the real question is: did he actually see the ramp?

if not i bet he got a shock lol "

The reason behind it really is: the dude is a f*cking douchebag. He actually meant to run it over thinking it would smash, but probably got surprised when he got air. Absolute d1ck move on his part and he got what he deserved. Taking out your workplace frustrations on a kid`s skate ramp....

Idiot.

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Male 1,357
how dented will his bumper be hahaha
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Female 4,376
he must have poo bricks
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Male 483
now the real question is: did he actually see the ramp?

if not i bet he got a shock lol

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Male 99
He should have flipped. Not going fast enough.
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Male 992
Pretty ill.


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Male 20,169
Link: Dad Checks Out The Neighborhood Skate Ramp [Rate Link] - I`d blame the kids, but what was dad doing to miss that?
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