Cops Say Naked Bicyclist Isn’t Breaking Any Laws

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

I wonder how tolerant the Oregon police would be if this bicyclist wasn"t so good looking.
Credits: cnn.com
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Female 109
Hmm. This makes me a little ashamed to be an Oregonian haha
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Female 4,028
Oh no! The human body! Call the police! So scary, such a crime! :-|
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Male 219
This is why I love my city...Portland rocks! However, CNN missed our nude rollerblader. We also have more microbreweries than any other city in the world (34, I believe) and more strip clubs per capita!

Come for the fishing, stay for the strip clubs.

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Male 967
Nude nutjob.
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Male 233
If only she lived in canada
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Female 155
Wow, that sounds like something I would do.
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Male 599
damn i wish there were peace ladies around here
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Male 1,404
I think this quote was from a motorcycle commercial but, it applies; "Shut up and ride!" While your at it bath with soap and water, you smelly chippy.
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Male 468
"this is a green smothy" unless you r color blind
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Female 1,784
truth plus love plus life =.. crazy
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Male 928
Haha crazy hippy spewing all her new age bullpoo.
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Male 2,553
lucca her not having children lets consider that a good thing.
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Female 5,139
lol when she said "this is a green smoothie" i think she meant green like, good for the environment kinda thing...you know...organic, no added anything..kinda thing..
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Female 80
so what she`s naked. christ.. prudes.. ugh
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Male 8
not another one..
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Male 23
Interesting. I guess it`s not public nudity if you are going fast enough that it`s really a blur. But really, why would you want to ride a bike naked? That sounds painful, uncomfortable, and a very good way to lose your ability to have children.
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Male 278
In other words she was riding naked for "peace" and "eviromental awareness" that`s why she called herself "earth-friend *her name*"
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Male 278
"The hell are you talking about? How is riding around naked being hypocritical to being a tree hugger in any way?

"Don`t use words and try to sound smart if you don`t know what you`re talking about, actually, keep on doing it, it gets a cheap laugh or two out of me."


If you watched the entire video and listed to it instead of getting a testosterone rush and going "OMFG NAKED BOOBEHS ON A FREAKING BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She claimed she loved he enviroment and was wearing an "organic shirt made from hemp". When her house is made from wood... you know... wood... comes from trees.

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Male 41
more naked, less bicycles.
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Male 2,486
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I wonder if the wood house she lives in came from a magical forest of regenerating trees. WAKE UP YOU HYPOCRITICAL TREE HUGGERS!"

The hell are you talking about? How is riding around naked being hypocritical to being a tree hugger in any way?

Don`t use words and try to sound smart if you don`t know what you`re talking about, actually, keep on doing it, it gets a cheap laugh or two out of me.

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Male 1,766
"this is a green smothie"
obvious nudist is obvious
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Male 278
I wonder if the wood house she lives in came from a magical forest of regenerating trees. WAKE UP YOU HYPOCRITICAL TREE HUGGERS!
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Male 185
ARG!! I hate this woman. She used to live in my home town and she would roller-skate around naked. She is an absolute freak. I moved to portland in january and now i see she is here. GREEAAAAAAAAT.
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Male 1,835
i couldn`t agree with ianislevi more. portland for the win
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Male 105
i hate people who say war never got us anywhere and that "peace is the way" how the hell do you think America gained its independence?...through war!
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Male 273
she`s... not good looking?

i don`t get it. sure she`s not breaking any laws. so what?

wait... OMFG A HIPPEH! AND A STATEMENT! AND SAVE MOTHER EARTH!

...

okay. I`m converted.
</sarcasm>

(newlife your name makes your bicycle seat comment more funny.)

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Male 12,365
She`s strange. She`s harmless. A good combination. A society needs a bit of strangeness in it, as long as it`s harmless.

But I`ve no objection to public nudity anyway. Where`s the harm in it?

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Male 12,365
"i really wish men had more respect for women -.-"

Don`t you see the irony in that statement, alice_x? As well as the bigotry, of course.

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Male 12,365
"no, i don`t think it goes both ways, because girls aren`t nearly as horny as guys."

Since when?

There`s pressure on men to over-emphasise it and pressure on women to under-emphasise it (though the latter is greatly reduced from what it was), but that`s only about appearances. I don`t think there`s any good evidence of a genuine difference, although there is some that a pre-menopausal woman`s sex drive tends to vary more than a man`s, due to her menstrual cycle.

I was pleased to see that the law there is sex-neutral. It isn`t here in the UK. It isn`t illegal for a woman (although she might be fined for some minor public nuisance charge, which can be applied to anything) but it`s a serious sex offence for a man, serious as in years in jail and being a registered sex offender.

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Male 42
Aw shucks! She`s one of `em thar religious lesbians; they da kind dat can`t get enough in the backrooms of Ellen, so they gets their jollies on the bike seat. Ain`t nothin` wrong wit` dat; shoot fire, my cousin, Elroy he cans ride like a ol` Schwinn without the handle bars. I tell you what...
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Female 507
... I was with a group of people, and a whole lot of nude people on bicycles rode by. World Naked Bike Ride
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Male 128
yah i`ve seen her around town a couple times. yah it`s legal here for a women to be topless
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Male 221
Seriously, I watch this stuff and am totally interested until religion is brought into it, then i just feel pity.
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Male 9,305
"Wish I had her figure" lol

Toolchick I hope your hubby comes home safe.

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Male 2,172
Religious nutcase. I wouldn`t even touch her with a 10 feet pole.

Pleasuring myself on some pictures of her riding her bike naked would be much appreciated.

All the fun minus the hassle.

I know where to ask for those pictures.

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Male 340
Malformed error?
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Male 988
I like how all the callers emphasise the word `naked`, as if having a body is the most evil thing in the world. :P
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Female 99
"out of curiosity, do girls like the immage of naked dudes? or does it just work one way?"


I would pay so much money to see a picture of my husband naked right now...

Thank God he gets home from Iraq in a month...

Yeah, the girl in the video has an elevator that doesn`t reach the top floor.

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Male 221
Wait...Breaking News the Pakistanis and the Israelis have united as one all thanks to "Earth Friend Jen" riding her bike around topless way to go hippy
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Male 476
wut the heck was she doin at the end? I would approve of that if she wasnt hot. If she actually wasn`t good looking and said there was nothing obscene about that then I`d approve
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Male 83
Its kind of ironic that in one state kids get beat down for exposing their underwear but in another state you can ride around naked and accepted by the police.
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Male 612
damn....if only all hippy chicks rode around topless:P but i dont think i could deal with the whole "earth friend Jen" bullsh*t
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Male 848
UHNS TIS UHNS TIS UHNS TIS goes my mind but I see that she is just weird.
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Female 876
Naked and topless are different... Or so I thought.
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Male 2,510
Oregon + Nude + bycycle + google = FAP!
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Female 15,763
OMG, OREGON!?

YAAA- Wait, should I be proud of this...?

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Male 6
Ehh, someone move Jessica Alba to that club.
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Male 146
I <3 hippies. They`re strange no doubt, but they`re not as annoying as other groups of people like "gangstas" etc.
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Female 1,006
oregon hippies ftw. God damn I love my state.
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Male 1,182
what a stupid hippie

arrest and fine that stupid bitch

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Male 209
Yup. nothing`s obscure in Oregon. That`s why I love it here.
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Female 631
Woo..
go oregonians

we rule.

lol

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Male 509
Stupid hippie chick, shut up.
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Female 18
I think she`s like an eco-friendly Lady Godiva =\
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Male 1,085
XD Jethro...


Shes a RELIGIOUS FREAK.

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Male 42
Oh I get it! It`s like she`s naked, and since it`s different from everyone else, it makes, what they call, a statement. It`s kind of like me standing across from a Chinese laundry with my weiner hanging out giving those Chinese a inferiority complex.
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Male 1,685
hippies piss me off, "brothers and sisters PLEASE! let us not injure our sweet Mother Earth...Be At Peace, I love you."

AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!

its so corny

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Female 1,545
"THIS IS A GREEN SMOOTHIE!"

lol!!!

Crazy people are my favorite.

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Male 445
no, i don`t think it goes both ways, because girls aren`t nearly as horny as guys.

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ROFL, I`ve met plenty that are open and honest about their physical desires.

And guys don`t `think about sex every 7 seconds` that`s a complete myth.

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Male 68
I wish I posted right after primetimekin so I could just say,"vvv" because that really hit the nail on the head...and I think it seems pretty obvious that she does have the intent to arouse people....arouse people awareness for the envirornment!
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Female 71
even though she seems sort of crazy, she`s really pretty too.
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Female 192
tkd master...no. personally, i don`t drating care about pictures of naked dudes. don`t try to post yours on here, lol.
no, i don`t think it goes both ways, because girls aren`t nearly as horny as guys.
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Male 891
/agree with freddyferret

also, the oregon law regarding indecent exposure (163.465 c):
"An act of exposing the genitals of the person with the intent of arousing the sexual desire of the person or another person." (a and b deal with performing sexual acts in public)

so she is not breaking any law. but it`s subjective. how do we know she is not doing with intent to arouse people? her somewhat "alternative" perspective might just be an act that allows her to get away with it.

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Male 2,591
I definately have to go what she said, nothing about her body is obscene. But if it was a fat chick.. best believe they`d make her put her clothes on. Who gots the link to the uncensored pics?
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Male 4,793
out of curiosity, do girls like the immage of naked dudes? or does it just work one way?
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Male 4,793
acctually, people (females) have won law suits over bearing breasts. argueing that all have the same rights, thus by all means, there is nothing illegal about a shirtless chick anywehre in this country...now if only i could get my high school to all go shirtless.
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Male 741
primetimekin
It`s because sagging makes you look like a retard, and nikkedness just makes you look like a hippie.
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Female 192
isn`t there something a little strange about her? i mean besides the fact that she rides bicycles naked.
no one call me jealous, but she really isn`t good looking at all. unless you mean the fact that she has big boobs (ahem shallow ahem).
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Male 256
If I was the operator at 911 I would of told those callers to go and get a life, someone naked IS NOT an emergency, I dont care how you spin it. Silly people.
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Male 3,296
the pony tail doesnt suit her well
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Male 11,739
I don`t think she`s good looking. She`s in good shape but she`s not good looking.
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Male 838
People like that disturb me. I`m all for cleaning the environment and world peace, don`t get me wrong. But there`s something unhinged about that girl.
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Female 1,589
That picture they showed of her near the trees was beautiful...she looks so much older with it up.
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Male 712
Good looking? really? Not breaking any laws? Well when I..err my friend went out naked I..i mean he got charged with public indecency.
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Male 2,388
the only things shes drawing is.... is the bicycle a euphamism for... i feel at peace when i ... ahhh its too easy. :)
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Female 4,376
awww i thought she was cute. nothing wrong with trying to help the environment. I mean i don`t even recycle lol So i respect people that do things like this
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Male 807
I want to punch her.
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Female 393
thats just what we need. another crazy person. haaa reminds me of dana carvey: squatting monkeys tell no lies. the part where the guy wants to be just like mother earth. SOOOO funny:-D
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Male 445
WOOO! GO OREGON!!!

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lol there are worse things in the world than nakedness, although if it was a naked guy it would be a different story.

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Yeah, well, as far as the beauty of a nekkid body, you can`t really compare guys and girls. It`s like comparing VW Bugs with Ferraris. Everyone loves Ferraris.

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Female 393
lol there are worse things in the world than nakedness, although if it was a naked guy it would be a different story.
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Male 38
shes not that good looking
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Female 1,228
(to be sung with the tune of `everybody go surfing`)
everybody get naked, naked on a bike
everyone drink smoothies, cos they taste so right
chorus sometime later. . . .
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Male 2,148
She WASN`T that good looking... and since noone else iis saying it... I HATE THAT HIPPY BIMBO!!!
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Female 316
this reminds me of naked bicycle day. hippies piss me off, though.
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Male 7,933
So this is fine... but if your saggin you go to jail?

Got to love tha Police

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Male 1,091
"Truth + love + light" plus BLA BLA BLA BITCH!
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Male 764
lol i like being naked........ theres nothing wrong with it, we are the only non-naked species!
anyways, i liked the part where they said she tries to live green
"this is a green smoothie! =^-^="
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Male 1,815
I would NOT tap that.
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Male 1,497
i love the cops response "I wish i had her figure!"
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Male 1,254
To ruin a perfectly good thing...by being a hippie.

Oh well, all walks of life I guess. More power to her. I`ll look on, just won`t listen to the message.
;-)

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Female 5,139
Yeah i know it was a joke..just.. expected.
As soon as i read the title of the link i knew there were gonna be comments like that, and there are.
pet peeve.
and im generally pissed atm anyway lol.
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Male 1,788
Well, it was crude, immature, and only slightly amusing, so I felt a need to say it. Also, if you know its a joke, why do you have a problem with it? I respect women just fine. I have no problem when women make jokes about guys.
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Male 258
"Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:44:24 AM
Yeah, bag over her face, and tape over her mouth, I can see myself with her for 5 or so minutes."


arent you a stud. 5 hole minutes?

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Male 814
I think it`s time for fancylad to conduct a similar experiment...
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Male 1,114
What`s wrong with public nudity?!

And the guy who called the cops is so gay.

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Female 5,139
"Tuesday, September 23, 2008 11:44:24 AM
Yeah, bag over her face, and tape over her mouth, I can see myself with her for 5 or so minutes."

urgh...i know it was a joke and everything but...
i mean...
why say something like that?
i really wish men had more respect for women -.-

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Male 1,788
Then again, I havent had sex for like a week
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Male 254
when i die...i wanna come back as her bicycle seat!!!!...lol
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Male 254
that`s it...i`m moving to Oregon!!!!
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Male 1,788
Yeah, bag over her face, and tape over her mouth, I can see myself with her for 5 or so minutes.
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Female 5,139
I reckon its okay...
as long as theres not too much revealed, cos theres kids around and stuff, then its kinda wrong.. and she obviously has alot of self respect, good on her.
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Male 982
She`s......not........good looking
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Male 3,643
Total hippie BS!!!

Funny though.
Haha, I want to pull a prank on her. Maybe a dead animal on the front lawn, or stealing the chains off of her bike. Oh the list goes on...

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Male 12,138
Wow, she has a great body. Shame she`s f*cked in the head.
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Male 14,331
I wanna be that bike.
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Male 20,899
Link: Cops Say Naked Bicyclist Isn’t Breaking Any Laws [Rate Link] - I wonder how tolerant the Oregon police would be if this bicyclist wasn`t so good looking.
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