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Date: 09/07/08 04:49 PM

66 Responses to Capuchin Monkey Gives Himself a Bath

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Link: Capuchin Monkey Gives Himself a Bath - Trust me, this is a lot cuter than you think it`s going to be.
  2. Profile photo of checkboarder
    checkboarder Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    it like a creepy little man
  3. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    CAN I KEEP IT?
  4. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    it like a creepy little man

    But its soooo cute

  5. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I hope that wasn`t dishwasher soap. I don`t know why.

    cute, reminds me of marcel.

  6. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    I`ve always wanted a monkey... Now I have to remember how incomplete my life is...
  7. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    but have you seen a red panda MUNCH?

    thats right.

  8. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    it was like, humping a stuffed animal while wearing a dipair in the begining
  9. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    man i wish i had a monkey like this....so together we can TAKE OVER the world!!! muhahahahaha

    *ahem* umm....i mean.... what a cute lil monkey

  10. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    "it like a creepy little man"

    I think the guy operating the camera was creepier. The way he was talking and ordering the lady around kind of made it sound like he was getting some kind of sexual gratification out of the watching that monkey take a bath.

  11. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    looked like baby shampoo, but haaaawwww that was cute! I luv how he was hugging the bear in the beginning! X]
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    I really wish that monkeys were easier to keep care of.

    They`re so cute, but it`s basically like having a tiny child with special needs who doesn`t and never will Speak English.

  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    Awww! ^-^

    Is that dish soap appropriate? I thought animals needed their own shampoo.

  14. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    why is the monkey humping the bear?
  15. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    took me a while to realize the teddy bear was not part of the monkey
  16. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    does anyone else hear the carol of the bells in the background?
  17. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Aww...
    I don`t think it`s dishwasher soap though. Maybe it`s baby shampoo.
  18. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    AAAUWWWW
  19. Profile photo of sseann
    sseann Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    My father is half capuchin monkey
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    ^^ I can tell by your profile pic there, sseann.
  21. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Stop picking on the newbies davymid lol!
  22. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    I bathe myself all the time and get no recognition whatsoever.

    Life is so unfair!

  23. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    well anish you arent a monkey
    your a human, sure we are both primates
    off topic fact: in 100 millions years the last mammal on earth will be farmed for food by spiders
  24. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    Awww...Doodoo. :D
    Is it just me or does the poor little thing clock his head into the sink at 1:20?
    He`s adorable.
  25. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    monkeys are where its at man. It would be soo cool to have one. Cept i doubt my dog snowball would like him.

    Anyway isnt it illegal to have a pet monkey?

  26. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    it would depend on where you live i suppose.....or im sure you need a special training on how to take care of it and a special liscense....


    (just guesses)

  27. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    awww. ^_^
  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Maddog, have you been hibernating?

    Sh*t`s going down mate. email me, [email protected]

  29. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    I`ve always wanted a capuchin monkey.
  30. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    am i the only one annoyed by this lady?
  31. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    wash wash wash waa.....AAAAAH
  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Anarch, just mute it.

    Seriously, it`s MUCH cuter.

  33. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    "Anyway isnt it illegal to have a pet monkey?"
    Tdogg111, not in Texas. Here you can keep a Bengal tiger as a pet and as long as it doesn`t eat anyone you`re good.
  34. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    What`s with the teddy bear?
  35. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    `If I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I`d buy you a monkey
    (Haven`t you always wanted a monkey)" / from `if i had a million dollars` by the Barenaked Ladies:-)
  36. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    Uh... am I the only one who thought it a bit odd to take its dirty diaper/nappy off on the kitchen worktop/countertop by the butterdish and food packets etc?
  37. Profile photo of seankerr001
    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:17 am
    I want one...
    Then I`ll teach it how to shoot a derringer and rob banks. Then I`ll have a bank robbing Capuchin monkey.
    That, or I`ll get shot by a monkey.
  38. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:40 am
    1) Why the hell was it humping a teddy bear??

    2) Did we really need to see her wipe its ass with the nappy?

    3) once it started washing itself it was hella cute ^.^

  39. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:51 am
    These monkeys are trouble. Pure trouble.
  40. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 1:06 am
    XD Hehehe. Even used that baby soap and all.
    Clever monkey. Not quite as clever as Cher.
  41. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 2:33 am
    "PUT THE SOAP ON HIM"

    Creepy.

  42. Profile photo of YummyUkulele
    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
    155 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:28 am
    I laughed every time it hit its face against the side of the sink.

    "PUT THE SOAP ON HIM."

  43. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:40 am
    It *is* baby shampoo:


    (:

  44. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:54 am
    nothing quite like watching a lady wipe poo of a monkeys arse.
  45. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 8:50 am
    I hate to be a nuffer

    but that made me sad for the monkey :-(

  46. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 9:30 am
    people that talk to animals like they can understand english perfectly really annoy me.

    just saying.

    (p.s. yes, i know that with repetition and practice you can teach the animal to know what you want when you say certain things, but that is not the same)

  47. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Whats with the mean dude giving orders? He sounds like a jerk.
  48. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 10:39 am
    This *is* cute. However, this animal should not be a pet. Once this "good boy" hits sexual maturity he`ll become aggressive and if they`re lucky, he`ll just constantly hump their legs. More likely though he`ll become violent and they`ll either put him down, give him to a sanctuary where he`ll have to be caged since he`s never been socialized with his kind, or they`ll just abandon him. Also, what`s with the guy from "Everybody Loves Raymond" calling the shots in the background? That was weird.
  49. Profile photo of AZROSE
    AZROSE Female 18-29
    56 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 10:52 am
    awww! his teddy bear got wet :(
  50. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 11:58 am
    I agree with Robin. I have hear to many horror stories.
  51. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    you can`t fool me! it may be acting cute now, but these things are EVIL!!! it is secretly plotting against you. run while you can!
  52. Profile photo of Gashlycrummb
    Gashlycrummb Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    Nothing says "cute" like a middle aged woman wiping a monkey`s filthy butthole, and subsequently picking off dingleberries with a loaded diaper in the opening seconds of a clip! AWWWWWW!

    I`ll take my "cute" in simple doses of kittens playing with string and the like, thanks.

  53. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    WOW something that`s ACTUALLY worth watching on i-a-b!! It`s about drating time!
  54. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    that was not cute at all
  55. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Yeah, I watched something about those monkeys on a television news magazine (Primetime or 20/20 or something).

    Owners don`t want to hear it, but they`re not people. I`m not saying they`re not worthy of our love and appreciation like people are, but they don`t think the way people do, don`t act like people, and aren`t made happy by the same things that people find happiness in.

    These things aren`t even dogs. You can`t form the kind of relationship with them that you`re looking for, no matter how good your intentions are. Plus, there is that sexual maturity thing some people have already referred to. When they hit that, it`s trouble.

    Oh, and his clinging to that teddy bear couldn`t be the reflection of a healthy psyche. Maybe he was still a baby and that`s his surrogate mother, but I`m pretty sure it`s more of symptom of emotional issues... a crazy monkey... with emotional issues.

  56. Profile photo of ceatah330
    ceatah330 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    aw! that`s so cute,.. in an odd sort of way,.. :/ but what about the teddy bear? it`s all wet now.
  57. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Dead link.
  58. Profile photo of marc_555
    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    Monkeys bathing themselves...

    DOnt know what but there is something incredibly cute about it :-)

  59. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Isn´t the monkey taking a shower not a bath? (don´t mean to be a prick)
  60. Profile photo of marc_555
    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 10:11 am
    I suppose your right lol

    Awww he thinks he`s peoples

  61. Profile photo of oAngelax
    oAngelax Female 13-17
    14 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 10:45 am
    aww i want a monkeyy :)
  62. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:17 am
    why is the teddy in the sink?!
  63. Profile photo of mandiemonkie
    mandiemonkie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Oh... he`s sooo cute! I want him.
  64. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    I wonder what he would taste like with a little basil and some salt?
  65. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    September 14, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    "Does anyone else hear the carol of the bells in the background?"

    I totally did. I thought I heard it for a split second, but then dismissed it as my mind playing tricks on me.

  66. Profile photo of sabreeshuh
    sabreeshuh Female 18-29
    46 posts
    December 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    i love how he hugs the bear, forget babies, i want a MONKEY!!!

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