Capuchin Monkey Gives Himself a Bath

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 9 years ago in Funny

Trust me, this is a lot cuter than you think it"s going to be.
There are 66 comments:
Female 46
i love how he hugs the bear, forget babies, i want a MONKEY!!!
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Female 400
"Does anyone else hear the carol of the bells in the background?"

I totally did. I thought I heard it for a split second, but then dismissed it as my mind playing tricks on me.

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Male 162
I wonder what he would taste like with a little basil and some salt?
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Female 46
Oh... he`s sooo cute! I want him.
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Female 174
why is the teddy in the sink?!
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Female 14
aww i want a monkeyy :)
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Male 116
I suppose your right lol

Awww he thinks he`s peoples

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Male 196
Isn´t the monkey taking a shower not a bath? (don´t mean to be a prick)
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Male 116
Monkeys bathing themselves...

DOnt know what but there is something incredibly cute about it :-)

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Male 2,582
Dead link.
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Male 21
aw! that`s so cute,.. in an odd sort of way,.. :/ but what about the teddy bear? it`s all wet now.
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Male 603
Yeah, I watched something about those monkeys on a television news magazine (Primetime or 20/20 or something).

Owners don`t want to hear it, but they`re not people. I`m not saying they`re not worthy of our love and appreciation like people are, but they don`t think the way people do, don`t act like people, and aren`t made happy by the same things that people find happiness in.

These things aren`t even dogs. You can`t form the kind of relationship with them that you`re looking for, no matter how good your intentions are. Plus, there is that sexual maturity thing some people have already referred to. When they hit that, it`s trouble.

Oh, and his clinging to that teddy bear couldn`t be the reflection of a healthy psyche. Maybe he was still a baby and that`s his surrogate mother, but I`m pretty sure it`s more of symptom of emotional issues... a crazy monkey... with emotional issues.

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Male 650
that was not cute at all
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Female 1,063
WOW something that`s ACTUALLY worth watching on i-a-b!! It`s about drating time!
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Male 8
Nothing says "cute" like a middle aged woman wiping a monkey`s filthy butthole, and subsequently picking off dingleberries with a loaded diaper in the opening seconds of a clip! AWWWWWW!

I`ll take my "cute" in simple doses of kittens playing with string and the like, thanks.

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Female 316
you can`t fool me! it may be acting cute now, but these things are EVIL!!! it is secretly plotting against you. run while you can!
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Female 145
I agree with Robin. I have hear to many horror stories.
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Female 56
awww! his teddy bear got wet :(
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Female 67
This *is* cute. However, this animal should not be a pet. Once this "good boy" hits sexual maturity he`ll become aggressive and if they`re lucky, he`ll just constantly hump their legs. More likely though he`ll become violent and they`ll either put him down, give him to a sanctuary where he`ll have to be caged since he`s never been socialized with his kind, or they`ll just abandon him. Also, what`s with the guy from "Everybody Loves Raymond" calling the shots in the background? That was weird.
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Male 650
Whats with the mean dude giving orders? He sounds like a jerk.
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Male 891
people that talk to animals like they can understand english perfectly really annoy me.

just saying.

(p.s. yes, i know that with repetition and practice you can teach the animal to know what you want when you say certain things, but that is not the same)

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Female 443
I hate to be a nuffer

but that made me sad for the monkey :-(

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Female 228
nothing quite like watching a lady wipe poo of a monkeys arse.
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Female 929
It *is* baby shampoo:


(:

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Female 155
I laughed every time it hit its face against the side of the sink.

"PUT THE SOAP ON HIM."

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Male 679
"PUT THE SOAP ON HIM"

Creepy.

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Female 929
XD Hehehe. Even used that baby soap and all.
Clever monkey. Not quite as clever as Cher.
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Male 1,407
These monkeys are trouble. Pure trouble.
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Female 4,197
1) Why the hell was it humping a teddy bear??

2) Did we really need to see her wipe its ass with the nappy?

3) once it started washing itself it was hella cute ^.^

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Male 140
I want one...
Then I`ll teach it how to shoot a derringer and rob banks. Then I`ll have a bank robbing Capuchin monkey.
That, or I`ll get shot by a monkey.
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Male 1,557
Uh... am I the only one who thought it a bit odd to take its dirty diaper/nappy off on the kitchen worktop/countertop by the butterdish and food packets etc?
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Female 244
`If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I`d buy you a monkey
(Haven`t you always wanted a monkey)" / from `if i had a million dollars` by the Barenaked Ladies:-)
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Female 472
What`s with the teddy bear?
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Female 48
"Anyway isnt it illegal to have a pet monkey?"
Tdogg111, not in Texas. Here you can keep a Bengal tiger as a pet and as long as it doesn`t eat anyone you`re good.
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Female 15,763
Anarch, just mute it.

Seriously, it`s MUCH cuter.

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Male 270
wash wash wash waa.....AAAAAH
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Male 270
am i the only one annoyed by this lady?
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Female 78
I`ve always wanted a capuchin monkey.
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Male 12,138
Maddog, have you been hibernating?

Sh*t`s going down mate. email me, [email protected]

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Female 192
awww. ^_^
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Male 625
it would depend on where you live i suppose.....or im sure you need a special training on how to take care of it and a special liscense....


(just guesses)

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Male 473
monkeys are where its at man. It would be soo cool to have one. Cept i doubt my dog snowball would like him.

Anyway isnt it illegal to have a pet monkey?

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Male 756
Awww...Doodoo. :D
Is it just me or does the poor little thing clock his head into the sink at 1:20?
He`s adorable.
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Male 511
well anish you arent a monkey
your a human, sure we are both primates
off topic fact: in 100 millions years the last mammal on earth will be farmed for food by spiders
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Male 509
I bathe myself all the time and get no recognition whatsoever.

Life is so unfair!

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Male 3,369
Stop picking on the newbies davymid lol!
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Male 12,138
^^ I can tell by your profile pic there, sseann.
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Male 74
My father is half capuchin monkey
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Male 2,788
AAAUWWWW
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Female 602
Aww...
I don`t think it`s dishwasher soap though. Maybe it`s baby shampoo.
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Female 488
does anyone else hear the carol of the bells in the background?
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Male 2,855
took me a while to realize the teddy bear was not part of the monkey
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Male 214
why is the monkey humping the bear?
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Male 9,305
Awww! ^-^

Is that dish soap appropriate? I thought animals needed their own shampoo.

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Female 15,763
I really wish that monkeys were easier to keep care of.

They`re so cute, but it`s basically like having a tiny child with special needs who doesn`t and never will Speak English.

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Female 1,690
looked like baby shampoo, but haaaawwww that was cute! I luv how he was hugging the bear in the beginning! X]
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Male 533
"it like a creepy little man"

I think the guy operating the camera was creepier. The way he was talking and ordering the lady around kind of made it sound like he was getting some kind of sexual gratification out of the watching that monkey take a bath.

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Male 625
man i wish i had a monkey like this....so together we can TAKE OVER the world!!! muhahahahaha

*ahem* umm....i mean.... what a cute lil monkey

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Male 328
it was like, humping a stuffed animal while wearing a dipair in the begining
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Male 1,837
but have you seen a red panda MUNCH?

thats right.

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Male 1,091
I`ve always wanted a monkey... Now I have to remember how incomplete my life is...
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Female 329
I hope that wasn`t dishwasher soap. I don`t know why.

cute, reminds me of marcel.

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Male 5,970
it like a creepy little man

But its soooo cute

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Female 331
CAN I KEEP IT?
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Male 8
it like a creepy little man
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Female 230
Link: Capuchin Monkey Gives Himself a Bath [Rate Link] - Trust me, this is a lot cuter than you think it`s going to be.
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