Bible In a Minute

Submitted by: Kimlovesme12 9 years ago in Funny

Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you.
There are 61 comments:
Female 497
Mormons are stupid. Dx
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Female 19
Hee. That was fun!
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Male 1,204
heh. lol
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Male 1
Silly Mormons )-|
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Male 615
lol that made me laugh. Especially the Sodom scene.
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Male 10,440
That was less than 1 minute, but its too much time to pay attention to the bible. I want my damn 45 seconds back!
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Male 848
i need this for bible study...
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Male 1,835
can someone try this with scientology?
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Female 192
wtf i posted this link like twice with the same title and description....TT
lol. this video still rocks.
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Female 481
that was the best thing ive seen all day :))
good job.
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Male 169
lol fail. I`ve heard it summed up more but that was amusing.
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Female 2,026
haha cool
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Male 3,296
"too rap for me"

wait what???? is that even a valid statement??? i dont think it makes sense

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Female 194
Now I`ll laugh my ass off any time I go to a party... Sodom and Gomorrah... LOL.
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Female 929
:D Clever.
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Female 744
Sodom and ghomorra lol. =p
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Male 2,388
too rap for me
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Male 1,894
and I walk away from this knowing less about the bible than I did before.
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Male 19
Too Christian for me.
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Female 80
Too bad the fall didn`t kill them. Asshats.
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Male 77
best
thing
EVER
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Male 1,091
that wasnt even a minute!!!
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Female 331
I can`t stop watching it xD
I looove the beat!
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Female 447
Loved it. Gosh, I haven`t watched those two in a while.
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Female 929
Good theme going on. : D <Throws bible at Vagrant86>
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Male 6
speaking as an atheist, thats pretty cool
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Male 8,300
Yo listen up y`all cause I`m a real live hater
When its arguing with y`all I`m a real Mass-Debater
Yo can call me a Bitch that rides a purple alligator
But I aint down with dat cause you`re an IAB rater!
I don`t need your approval to put me on da map
Cause I know I`m the homie puts the C in rap

Well I went down da park where ma homies was chillin`
They wuz takin` a break from the drugs an da killin`
I told `em all my hero was my Main Main Bob Dylan
So they popped a cap in me but they did it wit feelin`
Cause they knew my music has a cultural gap
Cause I`m the whitey puts the C in rap

I came awake in Heaven and God gives me da newz,
Says da Christian`s got it wrong my boy this place is juz for Jews
So I catch a train to tha downside where ya go to be abuse
And the Devil says Boy I like your tunez I wanna be your muse
Cause in Hell they know what sounds like crap
And they know I`m the soul puts the C in rap

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Male 2,553
twas somewhat funneh.
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Male 196
They also left off the part about all the wars/genocides/terrorist acts caused by the followers.
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Male 928
They left out a part where the Bible says that if a girl is raped, she should be forced to marry the man who raped her, but yes, that was awesome.
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Female 913
I`ve seen this one before. These guys are good.
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Female 1,545
This is one of my favorite things on IAB!!!!

I lurrrved it.

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Male 394
Really the message is between all of that, but that was really good. Lol
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Female 4,028
Hahaha! That was awesome. Although that was fifty-two seconds, not a minute! I feel cheated, I say, cheated! Do it again and add those extra eight seconds! :-O
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Male 270
sorry, i cut this one off 20 sec. in. didnt really interest me. Im off to Rune!
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Male 12,138
vv Kasu-Chan, was your avatar pic taken at the zoo? Please say yes.
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Male 703
hahah that was awesome! *plays it over and over again till it gets stuck in my head then i memorize the whole thing*
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Male 281
Lionhart, they probably wouldn`t be able anything else you said because of their own raucous laughter.
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Female 1,269
XD
saw this somewhere else not too long ago
still awesome
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Male 2,395
lolwut xD

I should totally show this to my Religion teacher.

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Female 283
Hehe, made me laugh ^^

I so didn`t follow it though ><

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Female 83
Barats and Bareta had this other great video with these characters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsccgEjLq...
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Male 489
i love these guys.


...platonically

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Male 5,970
I totally submit- meh who cares, this is to funny to rant on
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Male 8,300
I find the best way to get rid of Jehovah;s Witnesses is to just look them right in the eye for about 30 slow, silent, intense seconds... and then say very quietly... "Run."

They usually do! LOL

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Male 12,138
*wipes tear of laughter*
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Male 17,511
I hate rap, But liked that.
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Female 667
...That was less than a minute long...
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Male 298
i thought to my self "that was awesome"

then i scrolled down to see that 643197 can read my mind. lol

im agnostic and it still rocked

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Male 1,078
that was awesome.
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Male 180
lol chop suey refernce, anyway Im a christian and I thought it was accurate...in a way..
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Male 2,788
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?1
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Male 475
that was to awesome for words
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Female 331
Freaking awesome!
:D
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Male 7,933
4 stars, simply because 5 isnt there.

Also, gets my nomination for top 10 FUNNY videos of the year.

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Female 1,441
I love Barats and Bareta! All their little skits are really clever.
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Male 599
Alice, you are so right. They should start rapping the teaching at churches too.
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Female 15,763
Barats and Bareta!

:`D

My god, I haven`t seen one of their videos in a LONG time...

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Female 5,139
that was epic xD

if jehovah`s witnesses came to my door and did this...id listen xD

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Male 254
ahaha. that was cool!
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Female 54
Link: Bible In a Minute [Rate Link] - Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you.
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