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Date: 09/02/08 02:14 PM

45 Responses to 9 Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin

  1. Profile photo of alexcomedy
    alexcomedy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Link: 9 Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin - Some funny things that are surprising about Sarah Palin.
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    strangedude Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Tina fey is better looking
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    All publicity is good publicity
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    lmao "its going to piss off alot of hippies!" hahahahaha
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    She named two of her kids Track and Trig? What the yellow rubbery f*ck is wrong with her?
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    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    I wish i could taste her large, barracuda smelling vagina.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    "Coincidentally, that’s her husband’s nickname for her vagina"

    how the hell do people find these things out xD

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    tina fey is tappable, she aint
  9. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    what the drat happened to my comment
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    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    she might drop out soon enough....
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Love the fancy comment.
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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    i`d tap...i don`t mind the barracuda smell...
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    11 her husband in michael palin
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Condecending nits, Obama wasn`t in office 17 months before he started running for president. She`s head of the biggest state in the nation, alaska national guard, state troopers, state budgets, and she`s a damn sight better looking than Hillary ever was.

    McCain / Palin `08

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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    They forgot to mention that her teenage daughter is pregnant.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Blue, it`s a list of surprising facts, that fact was posted everywhere, so it isn`t surprising anymore.
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Wow, biased much?
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    #12- She`s a hypocritical bigot... oh wait, we all knew that!
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    i will admit, i am about the only alaskan that thinks she`s slimy sh*t
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    i hate this woman, something about her isn`t right...
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    "i hate this woman, something about her isn`t right... "
    Maybe its the fact shes against abortion for rape and incest cases
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    patthebaker, I heard about that. Man, that`s not cool. I don`t care if you`re pro-life or not, but RAPE? Oy, vey.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Her husband is a chronic drunk with 3 DUI`s, one of them happened this year. She is being investigated for trying to abuse her power by having her sisters ex fired to teach him a lesson. Oh yes, and finally, she publicly says that Abstinence only is the only sex ed she wants taught in Alaska schools...we all can see it worked so well for her daughter. All those fun facts can be checked with AP news release.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Wow. All nine taken straight from Wikipedia. But none of them surprising.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    The second mccain chooses his vice pres all kinda weird crap gets dug up about her. Did this happen to Joe Byden i think not, i`m only 14 and i can see the enourmous slant on well everything. I don`t care who wins or what the issues are but seriously, Obama stood on a roman style half colleseum thing at the democratic convention. He`s not jesus he`s just another candidate, i can`t tell you how many 400 pound black ladies i`ve seen in the walmart wearing an obama t-shirt i`ll casually ask them to tell me a little about the candidate acting innocent and all i get is "he`s so well spoken and smart compaired to mcain, there really is hope for this country," "when pressured on his view on certain issues they either go idunno or he`s a democrat so they must be right" c`mon guys not that mcain is great but atleast get a reason to vote for obama other than he`s black. I`M BLACK
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    this is why we should vote fancy lad!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Air, I think a big part of the reason that people are so interested in Palin is because it was such a surprise that she was chosen as VP, and because she`s very extreme in her views. Also, the fact that she`s extreme on the right side makes the media, who leans towards being liberal, want to talk about her more. We all know that bad news gets more views than good news.
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    MrCydonia Male 30-39
    19 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    She`s the sexiest Vice Presidential candidate since Schuyler Colfax.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    She isn`t bad, not sure she`s a MILF though. Tina Fey is much hotter. She is smokin`. Damn. Too bad he didn`t pick her, I might actually vote for the old fart in hopes he`d die during his term and she`d take over.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Wow. I`ve seen more creativity from monkeys.
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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    get used to the barracuda smell people...she`s teh next VP...if she`s not...I`ll let anyone of you punch me in the face...you heard it here first
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    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    NeiltheSheep...

    someone has accepted ur generous offer...

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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Tina Fey pwns that ho!
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    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    It pains me to know it`s all a ploy to rival Obama`s `historic moment` and to `lure female voters.`

    Don`t be fooled. We don`t need another card carrying member of the NRA in office. There`s another fun fact.

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    slipdigit Male 40-49
    7 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    the article made the comment that she had 20 months of gubernatorial experience. How much executive experience does ol` Ears have, if you don`t count his time spent as a community agitator, er uh organizer? He`s been a senator less than two years and has spent most, if not all, of that time campaigning for president. What a farce.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    i laughed pretty hard at "Because, after the games, her crotch smelled like a large fish." reading comments backwards is kind of fun. not understanding things till you read 3 or 4 more comments. as helpful as movies make precognition look it would probably suck. i base that purely on having read some comments backwards but ill stick to it and pass if some weird guy appears befor me and asks me if i would like to have the power to see a short distance in to the future.

    if anyone cares win i said "weird guy" i pictured jesus(not the guy a religion is based around a guy from my 12th gread history class) with a santa claus(did i spell that right) hat on and dressed as jesus(not the guy from my 12th gtead histroy class the religion one.) and a large handlebar mustache.

    im probably going to start going way off topic all the time on this site cause the comments are backwards...

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    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    also...for people who say democrats are shaking and lost momentum with Palin as VP choice are wrong...

    the reason we aren`t acting as we normally would isn`t due to fear...but due to a deep feeling of confusion and the feeling that somebody is trying to trick us...this nomination just makes no sense

    will democratic women really vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina, despite having practically nothing in common with their beliefs?

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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    orionsbelt,
    It`s ok...we`ve known that liberals get confused a lot...and not every woman is a liberal...a lot of them feel the way Palin does...I agree that her as a VP pick is purely to pander to women is stupid...and that`s why I don`t think that`s the only reason she was picked
  39. Profile photo of orionsbelt
    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    NeiltheSheep...i`m very confused, and don`t claim to know everything (much like liberal scientists who say evolution is real and global warming is real and man made)

    not all of us are blissfully ignorant like Palin (who believes intelligent design and global warming is not man made)

    i know she wasn`t picked simply because she is a woman, McCain would have had a lot better choices if that`s all he wanted...he wanted a far right VP...to bolster support of his base, we all see that...but if he wanted Clinton supporters as well, this choice makes no sense

    so i guess i`m confused about why he thinks this will work...all she has goin for her is that she`s a redneck...which is more than enough for you i guess...

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    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    plus I`m not really a liberal...i share all of Palin`s moral beliefs (we share the same religion)

    but i HATE what republicans have become...they aren`t the moderates they once were...they`re lunatics...crazy bastards who are turning this country into crap

    for the last 8 years we had a religious president...but he abandoned his own in New Orleans (which makes me sick with anger), turned a deaf ear to science, and has tried to forge evidence about the wars in the middle east

    i associate myself with democrats more because i`ve see what ppl do with power when the ppl who elect them only want laws against gay marriage, abortion, and other extreme views

    they get a free ticket to screw us as long as a few key laws are kept in place...

    religion should be kept out of government not only for sep. of church and state...but because it cheapens the actions of those who follow those ways of life by choice, not simply following man`s law

    republicans aren`t for us anymore...just big busin

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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Just say "She`d be the hottest VP ever" and move along, no one gives a crap about your political views. You probably are completely one dimensional when it comes to them anyway.
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    Evelond Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 3:42 am
    "will democratic women really vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina, despite having practically nothing in common with their beliefs?"

    I`m not democratic nor a woman, but I can say that sounds like a pretty good reason to vote for McCain.

    Sorry, it had to be said. =_=

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    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Evelond...that`s how McCain feels too...
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    I think he only picked her because she has a pussy. She`s got almost zero experience.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    the last one is the most true.

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