9 Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin

Submitted by: alexcomedy 8 years ago Funny
http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/08/29/surprising-facts-about-sarah-palin-john-mccains-choice-for-vice-president/

Some funny things that are surprising about Sarah Palin. [#10. fancy wants to tap it.]
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Male 2,553
the last one is the most true.
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Female 529
I think he only picked her because she has a pussy. She`s got almost zero experience.
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Male 151
Evelond...that`s how McCain feels too...
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Male 27
"will democratic women really vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina, despite having practically nothing in common with their beliefs?"

I`m not democratic nor a woman, but I can say that sounds like a pretty good reason to vote for McCain.

Sorry, it had to be said. =_=

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Male 623
Just say "She`d be the hottest VP ever" and move along, no one gives a crap about your political views. You probably are completely one dimensional when it comes to them anyway.
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Male 151
plus I`m not really a liberal...i share all of Palin`s moral beliefs (we share the same religion)

but i HATE what republicans have become...they aren`t the moderates they once were...they`re lunatics...crazy bastards who are turning this country into crap

for the last 8 years we had a religious president...but he abandoned his own in New Orleans (which makes me sick with anger), turned a deaf ear to science, and has tried to forge evidence about the wars in the middle east

i associate myself with democrats more because i`ve see what ppl do with power when the ppl who elect them only want laws against gay marriage, abortion, and other extreme views

they get a free ticket to screw us as long as a few key laws are kept in place...

religion should be kept out of government not only for sep. of church and state...but because it cheapens the actions of those who follow those ways of life by choice, not simply following man`s law

republicans aren`t for us anymore...just big busin

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Male 151
NeiltheSheep...i`m very confused, and don`t claim to know everything (much like liberal scientists who say evolution is real and global warming is real and man made)

not all of us are blissfully ignorant like Palin (who believes intelligent design and global warming is not man made)

i know she wasn`t picked simply because she is a woman, McCain would have had a lot better choices if that`s all he wanted...he wanted a far right VP...to bolster support of his base, we all see that...but if he wanted Clinton supporters as well, this choice makes no sense

so i guess i`m confused about why he thinks this will work...all she has goin for her is that she`s a redneck...which is more than enough for you i guess...

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Male 418
orionsbelt,
It`s ok...we`ve known that liberals get confused a lot...and not every woman is a liberal...a lot of them feel the way Palin does...I agree that her as a VP pick is purely to pander to women is stupid...and that`s why I don`t think that`s the only reason she was picked
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Male 151
also...for people who say democrats are shaking and lost momentum with Palin as VP choice are wrong...

the reason we aren`t acting as we normally would isn`t due to fear...but due to a deep feeling of confusion and the feeling that somebody is trying to trick us...this nomination just makes no sense

will democratic women really vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina, despite having practically nothing in common with their beliefs?

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Male 1,142
i laughed pretty hard at "Because, after the games, her crotch smelled like a large fish." reading comments backwards is kind of fun. not understanding things till you read 3 or 4 more comments. as helpful as movies make precognition look it would probably suck. i base that purely on having read some comments backwards but ill stick to it and pass if some weird guy appears befor me and asks me if i would like to have the power to see a short distance in to the future.

if anyone cares win i said "weird guy" i pictured jesus(not the guy a religion is based around a guy from my 12th gread history class) with a santa claus(did i spell that right) hat on and dressed as jesus(not the guy from my 12th gtead histroy class the religion one.) and a large handlebar mustache.

im probably going to start going way off topic all the time on this site cause the comments are backwards...

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Male 7
the article made the comment that she had 20 months of gubernatorial experience. How much executive experience does ol` Ears have, if you don`t count his time spent as a community agitator, er uh organizer? He`s been a senator less than two years and has spent most, if not all, of that time campaigning for president. What a farce.
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Female 738
It pains me to know it`s all a ploy to rival Obama`s `historic moment` and to `lure female voters.`

Don`t be fooled. We don`t need another card carrying member of the NRA in office. There`s another fun fact.

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Male 909
Tina Fey pwns that ho!
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Male 151
NeiltheSheep...

someone has accepted ur generous offer...

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Male 418
get used to the barracuda smell people...she`s teh next VP...if she`s not...I`ll let anyone of you punch me in the face...you heard it here first
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Male 1,399
Wow. I`ve seen more creativity from monkeys.
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Male 11,740
She isn`t bad, not sure she`s a MILF though. Tina Fey is much hotter. She is smokin`. Damn. Too bad he didn`t pick her, I might actually vote for the old fart in hopes he`d die during his term and she`d take over.
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Male 19
She`s the sexiest Vice Presidential candidate since Schuyler Colfax.
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Female 15,763
Air, I think a big part of the reason that people are so interested in Palin is because it was such a surprise that she was chosen as VP, and because she`s very extreme in her views. Also, the fact that she`s extreme on the right side makes the media, who leans towards being liberal, want to talk about her more. We all know that bad news gets more views than good news.
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Male 1,835
this is why we should vote fancy lad!
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Male 1,089
The second mccain chooses his vice pres all kinda weird crap gets dug up about her. Did this happen to Joe Byden i think not, i`m only 14 and i can see the enourmous slant on well everything. I don`t care who wins or what the issues are but seriously, Obama stood on a roman style half colleseum thing at the democratic convention. He`s not jesus he`s just another candidate, i can`t tell you how many 400 pound black ladies i`ve seen in the walmart wearing an obama t-shirt i`ll casually ask them to tell me a little about the candidate acting innocent and all i get is "he`s so well spoken and smart compaired to mcain, there really is hope for this country," "when pressured on his view on certain issues they either go idunno or he`s a democrat so they must be right" c`mon guys not that mcain is great but atleast get a reason to vote for obama other than he`s black. I`M BLACK
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Male 2,313
Wow. All nine taken straight from Wikipedia. But none of them surprising.
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Male 1,365
Her husband is a chronic drunk with 3 DUI`s, one of them happened this year. She is being investigated for trying to abuse her power by having her sisters ex fired to teach him a lesson. Oh yes, and finally, she publicly says that Abstinence only is the only sex ed she wants taught in Alaska schools...we all can see it worked so well for her daughter. All those fun facts can be checked with AP news release.
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Female 370
patthebaker, I heard about that. Man, that`s not cool. I don`t care if you`re pro-life or not, but RAPE? Oy, vey.
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Male 1,766
"i hate this woman, something about her isn`t right... "
Maybe its the fact shes against abortion for rape and incest cases
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Female 531
i hate this woman, something about her isn`t right...
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Female 531
i will admit, i am about the only alaskan that thinks she`s slimy sh*t
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Female 370
#12- She`s a hypocritical bigot... oh wait, we all knew that!
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Female 500
Wow, biased much?
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Male 1,497
Blue, it`s a list of surprising facts, that fact was posted everywhere, so it isn`t surprising anymore.
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Male 614
They forgot to mention that her teenage daughter is pregnant.
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Male 17,512
Condecending nits, Obama wasn`t in office 17 months before he started running for president. She`s head of the biggest state in the nation, alaska national guard, state troopers, state budgets, and she`s a damn sight better looking than Hillary ever was.

McCain / Palin `08

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Male 1,766
11 her husband in michael palin
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Male 388
i`d tap...i don`t mind the barracuda smell...
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Male 1,114
Love the fancy comment.
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Male 625
she might drop out soon enough....
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Female 5,139
what the drat happened to my comment
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Male 3,296
tina fey is tappable, she aint
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Female 5,139
"Coincidentally, that’s her husband’s nickname for her vagina"

how the hell do people find these things out xD

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Male 209
I wish i could taste her large, barracuda smelling vagina.
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Male 12,138
She named two of her kids Track and Trig? What the yellow rubbery f*ck is wrong with her?
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Female 1,134
lmao "its going to piss off alot of hippies!" hahahahaha
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Male 7,933
All publicity is good publicity
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Male 29
Tina fey is better looking
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Male 2
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