8 Movie Devices More Evil Than the Hadron Collider

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Entertainment
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You know the Hadron Collider, the thing that will kill us all tomorrow? Here are 8 more fictional things more dangerous.
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Female 1,071
What do you know... I`m not dead!

Hooray for science!

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Male 4,793
i can name something else more dangerous than the LHC...a freakin hand grenade.
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Female 929
And WHY WASN`T HALO THE WORST? Even the Death Star had to destroy one planet at a time! And as for the ..sun-ball-thingy in Spiderman-2, well, that wasn`t exactly evil.

(: Likey, though. <All hails Halo>

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Female 929
O_o You know it didn`t kill us all, don`t you. <Proves it by typing things>
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Female 68
No sight of the Dark Crystal?!?!?

I disapprove

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Male 1,254
October 21st I imagine, is when they will be testing the collision of the proton beams in the detectors.

Right now they are firing and accelerating the proton beams, probably to test the functionality of it all. It`s when they collide that the actual science will begin.

And I`ve read they will collide them in about a month from now.

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Male 1,365
No mention of the Andromeda Strain? An Alien biologic weapon not even worthy of an honorable mention...I call shenanigans!!!
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Male 592
aw, I`m disappointed that this list didn`t include your mom.

::ziinnnggg!!!!::

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Female 472
WINTER_ICE_0: ``did anyone else read hadron as hardon? just wornderin.``

What`s great is that it`s full name is the Large Hadron Collider. Large Hard-on Collider. There`s something way more traumatising than the end of the world.

A few people said the Hadron takes months to warm up.

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Male 332
I did Winter_ICE_0, I did...
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Male 976
did anyone else read hadron as hardon? just wornderin.


lulz... hardon collider.

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Female 15,763
Andyl, what?

I mean, I know me turning 18 is a big deal to me, but I doubt it`ll end the world... what ELSE is happening on October 21st?

And the Hadron can`t end the world, it has an educational rap. Name one other object of doom that also has an educational rap.

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Male 8,302
> Don`t worry about the world ending tomorrow, it`s already the next day in Australia.
> Sorry Australians... there`s no next day from your time.

You think that`s bad, I live in Tasmania... whenever you fly into the State they make the following announcement... "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now entering Tasmania... please put your watches forward one hour and back thirty years..."

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Male 178
whats going to happen on october 21st andyl
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Male 404
lol the hadrons gobnna fire tomorow its first real circuit at 7:30 gmt so if were not dead by thursday then were good
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Male 214
Well I hear they are sending Stephen Colbert`s DNA to space so even if we do die out at least we can be cloned by intelligent beings and one day used as a slave race...
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Female 602
"Don`t worry about the world ending tomorrow, it`s already the next day in Australia." -an icon

XD

Sorry Australians... there`s no next day from your time.
:-[

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Male 300
Actually it`s not the events on Wednesday you have to worry about. Try October 21st instead when the real party gets started.
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Female 157
It`s already Wednesday here. Nothing. Think we`re good. Touch wood.
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Male 20,196
Link: 8 Movie Devices More Evil Than the Hadron Collider [Rate Link] - You know the Hadron Collider, the thing that will kill us all tomorrow? Here are 8 more fictional things more dangerous.
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