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Date: 09/02/08 06:45 AM

42 Responses to 7 Funny Commercials That Feature BJ Jokes

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:34 am
    Link: 7 Funny Commercials That Feature BJ Jokes - Funny commercials may come and go, but when a funny commercial involving an oral joke lasts forever on Top 10 Lists!
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:46 am
    What a link lmao.. iab you make me laugh so much xD
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    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:47 am
    Only the Ramen one would play for me and I have to wonder... How the hell did they get away with that? Seriously! Well I suppose it IS japan :P
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    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:52 am
    okay the rest finally started working. Haha, the japanese one was the tamest of the bunch. I`m actually shocked! Yet can`t stop laughing!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:59 am
    The Mastercard one is one of the funniest things out there on the interwebs.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2008 at 7:01 am
    The pop rocks bit made me LOL hard
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:05 am
    I`m PRETTY sure that the Burgerking and Pop Rocks ones are fake... but still hilarious, nonetheless.

    And the Heineken one sucks (excuse the pun). Did I miss the joke or something?

    B:

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    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2008 at 7:12 am
    The pop rocks one was awesome.

    i would say tastefully done but err, mmmmhm.

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    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:14 am
    pffftthhahahahahaha!!

    the burger one made me pee alittle

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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:33 am
    One word..Mastercard
    (The rest were weak)
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    Bubbachrissy Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2008 at 7:52 am
    Mastercard, pop rocks, and Burger king. The rest sucked (Pun intended)
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2008 at 7:52 am
    lol @ poprocks
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:52 am
    That was pretty crap actually... they weren`t all that funny, and the Mastercard and optometrist ones are really old :P
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    mizzou Male 18-29
    103 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:53 am
    Most of these would be a lot funnier if they were actually commercials.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    September 2, 2008 at 7:54 am
    Don`t know what the hell that last one was....
    But, seriously, the mastercard one is one of my favorite commericails of all time.
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    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:02 am
    TheburgerKing one was besteven though it wasn`t a commercial.
  17. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:06 am
    And yet this is only a top 7 list.
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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:10 am
    Heh, I`d definitely feel comfortable going to an optometrist who uses "pls" in their commercial :/
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:54 am
    yeah, I thought they were going to be commercials, like ones that actually got aired, not internet videos...

    the only real ones were the ramen one and the 2 car ones, although for some reason they were convinced that the one about a car was for insurance (??).

    and just for the record, the pop rocks video was super lame (it would hurt more than it felt good), and the "sploosh" at the end really sent it down a bad path...

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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:00 am
    pop rocks one was funny. money shot!
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Here`s the comments from the forum on the link...

    ptdp Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    Only two of those were actually commercials.

    Joe Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    im sorry but that is total false advertisement, there maybe have been 2 maybe 3 of this that wehre actual commercials, the rest where just stuff made for the internet

    Lord of Numa Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    These videos FAIL. The MasterCard and the Optometrist commercials are a little funny, but the rest of the videos suck… Honestly, not much more I can say… This whole post failed… epicly…

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    They sound like a right drating barrel of laughs over there at comedy.com. I`ll stick with the IAB forums, methinks.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:41 am
    ^^ Ike, sorry you didn`t like the link. I see from your profile that you`re a straight christian conservative from Texas. No offence buddy, but I don`t think links about funny blowjob commercials are really aimed at your demographic...
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
    could use an NSFW warning.


    holy crap to the pop rocks one.

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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
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    September 2, 2008 at 9:53 am
    I seriously lol`d at a couple of these...
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    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 10:21 am
    it was funny, bit id seen the ramen one already
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    MiniSquiggle Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 10:52 am
    that pop rocks one was ew worthy!
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
    ...Ewww poprocks!?!
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    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 11:46 am
    The Heineken one was good; the serious, non-attempt at a joke nature of it and the "f*ck it" attitude.

    Most of the other ones were fake and/or sucked.

  29. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    wait, so you`re saying that blow job jokes aren`t aimed at a 18-25 yr old straight male? conservative or not doesn`t change the fact that I`m a young 20`s male...I like boobs and sex jokes just as much as the next 18-25 yr old, but as stated by how many people (both on the linked site and a couple here), don`t advertise "commercials" and have internet videos that aren`t really commercials...
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    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    LMBOOOO.

    I laughed so hard at the burger king comercial.
    The pop rocks grossed me out a little bit though.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    Not exactly a commercial (well, it does have a moral/theme at the end of every show... does that count?), but let`s not forget every single episode of "Son of the Beach".

    Yesterday`s episode - BJ got involved in a cult, and so Notch put signs up in front of the Guard HQ saying "Free BJ" - pan back to show long, long line of men...

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    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    the pop rocks one was gross

    the rest were funny

    burger king one was disturbing

    yet hilarious!

    x]

    xlucyx

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    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    omg the pop rocks one was terrible! and the bk one was scaaarrry
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    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    Lol at Burger King.
    The King is awesome.
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    the mastercard one needs to be first
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    I remember the Mastercard commercial, it was the best on the list. The car insurance commercial is similar to one that was posted here not long ago. A guy pulls up in a hot car and thinks he`s the stud until a girl pops her head up in the crappy car.
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    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    The pop rocks one was interesting. I`m suprised that was allowed on tv. At all.

    And the burger king one freaked me out, but it was amazing.

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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    only 2 of those are real
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    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    The pop rocks one... err...

    Yeah, and that Burger King one... yeeeah.

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    Tinok Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2008 at 2:44 am
    Mh, there were 2 good ones, Mastercard and Opt. but that last one ... wasn`t even a real commercial
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    -Borto- Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 5:38 am
    When the Burger King started dancing and waving his finger to the sound of the two people screaming, I almost popped a lung.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 9:03 am
    haha mastecard was the best even though it was fake

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