7 Funny Commercials That Feature BJ Jokes

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago Funny
http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/08/29/7-funny-commercials-that-feature-blowjob-jokes/

Funny commercials may come and go, but when a funny commercial involving an oral joke lasts forever on Top 10 Lists!
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Male 541
haha mastecard was the best even though it was fake
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Male 73
When the Burger King started dancing and waving his finger to the sound of the two people screaming, I almost popped a lung.
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Male 1
Mh, there were 2 good ones, Mastercard and Opt. but that last one ... wasn`t even a real commercial
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Male 615
The pop rocks one... err...

Yeah, and that Burger King one... yeeeah.

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Male 246
only 2 of those are real
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Female 243
The pop rocks one was interesting. I`m suprised that was allowed on tv. At all.

And the burger king one freaked me out, but it was amazing.

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Male 11,740
I remember the Mastercard commercial, it was the best on the list. The car insurance commercial is similar to one that was posted here not long ago. A guy pulls up in a hot car and thinks he`s the stud until a girl pops her head up in the crappy car.
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Male 1,835
the mastercard one needs to be first
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Female 198
Lol at Burger King.
The King is awesome.
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Female 165
omg the pop rocks one was terrible! and the bk one was scaaarrry
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Female 357
the pop rocks one was gross

the rest were funny

burger king one was disturbing

yet hilarious!

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xlucyx

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Male 8,302
Not exactly a commercial (well, it does have a moral/theme at the end of every show... does that count?), but let`s not forget every single episode of "Son of the Beach".

Yesterday`s episode - BJ got involved in a cult, and so Notch put signs up in front of the Guard HQ saying "Free BJ" - pan back to show long, long line of men...

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Female 481
LMBOOOO.

I laughed so hard at the burger king comercial.
The pop rocks grossed me out a little bit though.

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Male 2,703
wait, so you`re saying that blow job jokes aren`t aimed at a 18-25 yr old straight male? conservative or not doesn`t change the fact that I`m a young 20`s male...I like boobs and sex jokes just as much as the next 18-25 yr old, but as stated by how many people (both on the linked site and a couple here), don`t advertise "commercials" and have internet videos that aren`t really commercials...
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Male 425
The Heineken one was good; the serious, non-attempt at a joke nature of it and the "f*ck it" attitude.

Most of the other ones were fake and/or sucked.

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Female 1,545
...Ewww poprocks!?!
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Female 28
that pop rocks one was ew worthy!
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Male 327
it was funny, bit id seen the ramen one already
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Male 1,114
I seriously lol`d at a couple of these...
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Male 2,553
could use an NSFW warning.


holy crap to the pop rocks one.

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Male 12,138
^^ Ike, sorry you didn`t like the link. I see from your profile that you`re a straight christian conservative from Texas. No offence buddy, but I don`t think links about funny blowjob commercials are really aimed at your demographic...
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Male 12,138
Here`s the comments from the forum on the link...

ptdp Says:
September 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Only two of those were actually commercials.

Joe Says:
September 1st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
im sorry but that is total false advertisement, there maybe have been 2 maybe 3 of this that wehre actual commercials, the rest where just stuff made for the internet

Lord of Numa Says:
September 1st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
These videos FAIL. The MasterCard and the Optometrist commercials are a little funny, but the rest of the videos suck… Honestly, not much more I can say… This whole post failed… epicly…

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They sound like a right drating barrel of laughs over there at comedy.com. I`ll stick with the IAB forums, methinks.

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Male 882
pop rocks one was funny. money shot!
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Male 2,703
yeah, I thought they were going to be commercials, like ones that actually got aired, not internet videos...

the only real ones were the ramen one and the 2 car ones, although for some reason they were convinced that the one about a car was for insurance (??).

and just for the record, the pop rocks video was super lame (it would hurt more than it felt good), and the "sploosh" at the end really sent it down a bad path...

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Male 679
Heh, I`d definitely feel comfortable going to an optometrist who uses "pls" in their commercial :/
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Male 679
And yet this is only a top 7 list.
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Male 260
TheburgerKing one was besteven though it wasn`t a commercial.
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Male 2,593
Don`t know what the hell that last one was....
But, seriously, the mastercard one is one of my favorite commericails of all time.
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Male 103
Most of these would be a lot funnier if they were actually commercials.
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Male 772
That was pretty crap actually... they weren`t all that funny, and the Mastercard and optometrist ones are really old :P
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Male 1,053
lol @ poprocks
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Male 36
Mastercard, pop rocks, and Burger king. The rest sucked (Pun intended)
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Male 321
One word..Mastercard
(The rest were weak)
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Female 119
pffftthhahahahahaha!!

the burger one made me pee alittle

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Male 489
The pop rocks one was awesome.

i would say tastefully done but err, mmmmhm.

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Female 15,763
I`m PRETTY sure that the Burgerking and Pop Rocks ones are fake... but still hilarious, nonetheless.

And the Heineken one sucks (excuse the pun). Did I miss the joke or something?

B:

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Male 982
The pop rocks bit made me LOL hard
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Male 12,138
The Mastercard one is one of the funniest things out there on the interwebs.
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Male 370
okay the rest finally started working. Haha, the japanese one was the tamest of the bunch. I`m actually shocked! Yet can`t stop laughing!
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Male 370
Only the Ramen one would play for me and I have to wonder... How the hell did they get away with that? Seriously! Well I suppose it IS japan :P
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Female 5,139
What a link lmao.. iab you make me laugh so much xD
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Male 264
Link: 7 Funny Commercials That Feature BJ Jokes [Rate Link] - Funny commercials may come and go, but when a funny commercial involving an oral joke lasts forever on Top 10 Lists!
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