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Date: 09/07/08 06:48 PM

41 Responses to 6 Martial Arts for Killing a Man With Your Hands

  1. Profile photo of wyllups
    wyllups Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Link: 6 Martial Arts for Killing a Man With Your Hands - Forget learning martial arts so you can break plywood and win awards. You can kill people with these 6 martial arts.
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    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    that is....scary <:o
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    Snivellus Female 13-17
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    September 7, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    I don`t know any of them...
    That`s why I carry around safety pins. }:-]
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    I took a self defense class where I learned how to "kill" someone. I mean, I would`ve needed the right skill... but if you place your hand, knuckles out, and jam it up right under their chin in the squishy part hard enough, you can break someone`s neck.

    :D

    That was a fun class. I was the only student that signed up, so it was like one on one teaching. But then I ended up "demonstrating" it on the school`s news network, and I was taught to yell things like "911!" and "Help!" when punching and kicking and stuff, so kids all called me the 911 girl.

    :[

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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    Thank You for sharing Opie...
    I now know how to harm people.... without safety pins. :-)
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    I new sambo was a martial art
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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Opie, I took a karate class... and I couldn`t even yell out "HAI!" when we were supposed to because I just find it so ridiculous...
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    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    I learned about Krav Maga on How I Met Your Mother.

    Yeah, most of my education comes from situation comedies. NBC, ABC, CBS, I owe you so much.

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    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    gotta love the russians who can tear your arm off in a millisecond
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    Haha, you`re welcome Snive.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Muay Thai, of course. The list wouldn`t be complete without it.
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    never_more Female 13-17
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    September 7, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    wow. that`s cool.
    I take martial arts, but I don`t think I could kill anyone with it. XD
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Pft. I just stare in to my opponent`s soul and he screams in agony as the entire inside of his body turns to smoldering yogurt.
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    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Karate is still #1
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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Thetas, that`s awesome.
    I can only set my opponent on fire... :-/
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    Nelmen Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    hah. i want to learn some of these
    how awesome would it be to be able to break every bone in your friends body just because you feel like it
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    I do KM every once in a while.
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    Triskele Female 18-29
    215 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    I took karate for two years, and yeah. It doesn`t compete with Muay Thai.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    As a MCMAP instructor since 2001 I can say that, among other things, there are many Krav Maga moves in the MCMAP. (Marine Corps Martial Arts Program) Plus we use earth tone color belts. tan, grey, green, brown, black. It can be very effective if taken seriously.
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    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    Cool. I actually do escrima...Everyone asks "Oh what belt are you? Is that high?", since there`s no system like that, I just says something stupid like "I`m a white t-shirt."
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    Hahaha, I knew Krav Maga would be #1 on that list.
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    I think Mirko Cro Cop`s Left High Kick could kill a man. Oh yeah Cung Le broke Frank Shamrock`s arms with a High kick.
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    Camaleao Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2008 at 12:43 am
    i dont really agree with that list. simply because i think that if you want to kill someone, breaking his neck or chocking him to death is way more reliable than kicking his face. ok, i have never done those martial arts, so i cant be too sure, but muay thai does not have chocke holds as far as i know. not sure about krav maga, silat, eskrima, mcmap.
    for sambo, i know several sambo fighters. in russia, those who do best in sambo are sent to the judo schools, because even the russian sambo fighters say judo is often more effective(if more difficult to learn). putin got the black belt in judo ^^
    so in my opinion, judo and ju-justu are missing, along with any other martial art that employs chocke holds and goes right for breacking the other guys neck
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    Lorodiam Male 18-29
    189 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:49 am
    hehe... alot of these look pretty brutal. But if i had to pick one.. Silat.. lol. Kick em in the nuts and punch him in the nose on the way down..hell kick him in the head when hes on the ground just to be sure.
    The number 1 spot really didn`t look that brutal to be honest, maybe it was just a bad video they used to represent it.
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    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 1:27 am
    Hmm.. Nothing beats a hearty kick to the balls and a slap to the chops. ...>:D
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 2:30 am
    two things

    1.martial arts all involve knowing the distance your opponent is away from you, but in kendo (the hardest martial art) you have to know your opponets sword and body distance making it very hard.

    2. dim mak is the deadliest martial art

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    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 5:42 am
    that was a horrible list. why would they even have the stick fighting one with the title of the list includes the words "with your bear hands?" there are some better candidates for that list out there.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:52 am
    "There`s also a weapon associated with silat, the kris. It`s a wavy knife used with quick, stabbing motions aimed at soft spots on the body. Oh, also, one of the most deadly neurotoxins in the world is smelted directly into the metal and that just a scratch is enough to kill you within seconds"

    woooah

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    schnetty Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 8, 2008 at 7:08 am
    I do Dim Mak!!!!!!!!!

    In my country i`m not allowed to start a fight or else i can get sued because i am classified as a deadly Human Weapon.

    But with these Martial arts you could kill someone if you wanted to.

    Also depends who you`re fighting!!!!!

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:14 am
    I never relized you could make a metal toxic I thought the heat would destroy it and hehehe Semper fu pretty funny.
  31. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 9:07 am
    I know I wouldnt want to get hit by the butt stroke, and thats not supposed to be funny. Check the video
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 9:15 am
    Also, that chick in the Eskrima picture looks like Sarah Silverman... <_< >_> fap. fap. fap. fap. fap...
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    trueninja Male 13-17
    118 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 11:18 am
    I would put karate pretty high up there, I`ve been kicked by my karate instructor behind a massive foam pad, and believe me, you wouldn`t get up after it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Nah Gun fu is the most deadly here`s an example.

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    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    ~Schnetty.. cooooool : D What kinda weapon? A hammer?
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    bigrabbit Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Eskrima look slike it would kick arse. Always good to have a martial art where you get to carry a couple of big sticks around with you.
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    Mahsugina Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    I`m in tae kwon do.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I`ve been wanting to learn eskrima for years.... especially when I was still living in the philippines. I`d Preferably use it when I get attacked by thugs after buying 2 broomsticks from the supermarket >_>
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    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    Knuckles to the throat; that`s all one needs to know.
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    runt514 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Cameltoe, I have been taking Krav Maga for a while now, and there is no way in hell you, or anyone you know could hold me in a choke hold for more than 3 seconds before something on you broke. :)
    I agree with the list. Krav Maga is brutal. It teaches you how to win a fight, not a match. The first thing I was taught was how to disarm a gun from point blank and kill the opponent.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Tread softly and practice Eskrima...?

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