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Date: 09/09/08 10:45 AM

27 Responses to 4 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Pub Brawl

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 10:58 am
    Link: 4 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Pub Brawl - If you`ve ever got yourself into a fight and thought `How do I get myself out of this,` then this is the video for you.
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:08 am
    Fancylad, love the dp, it`s probably way old, but oh well.

    Not bad video too...

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    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:25 am
    that was great i thought it was really funny :-)
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:25 am
    or...just hit him with a bottle of beer...empty one of course...
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    Zinon Male 18-29
    39 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:37 am
    yeh cos it looks like the knife one works well...
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    Nocato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:43 am
    That`s "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No thats not even basic martial arts, it`s terrible martial arts... these guys have most likely JUST started something like Jitsu, for a start if someone comes at you with a knife (run if you can, even if you`re a blackbelt) you make sure to get out of the way incase they`re really strong and break through the block.

    Basically don`t try these, go to Jitsu for yourself, or give your friend a plastic bottle and tell him to try and hit you over the head with it, no further instructions as to how and you`ll quickly see why this doesn`t work :P.. also it`ll make him feel better to whack you over the head!

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    runicakira Female 18-29
    35 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    Yeeaah.. These work fine when your buddy knows what you`re gonna do, isn`t trying to actually hurt you (who`s gonna grab your shirt and then just stand there?), and is roughly the same size. Change any of those factors, and these are useless. Ugh, amateurs.
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    I got these `moves` when I was 9 in martail arts classes as a child
    And that last one looks so bad,it doesn`t seem to solve the problem,because it doesn`t give you room to block other attacks (or attackers)
    so yeah,it`s basicailly rubish to do that last one.As for the rest,I suggest that you make sure you`re not in a situation to start a fight and keep yourself surrounded by friends
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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    17 Posts Tuesday, September 9, 2008 11:43:26 AM
    That`s "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is."

    not taught in judo...

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    trueninja Male 13-17
    118 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    The guy with the knife was providing no resistance, it was like he was trying to fall over.
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    loitering Male 18-29
    83 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    that`s soooooo bad. I`m feeling a lot safer now.
    defending against a knife always reminds me of jim carrey playing a self defense instructor.... enjoy: http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=qFX3HrWMLZ...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Pretty basic stuff, They teach this to grannies and women.
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    sickandtired Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    Pile of crap - I doubt either of those dudes have been in a proper pub brawl. Now, this guy has better ideas:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLPDeyy_...

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    ...Or you could just go with my plan. That`s the cry-and-run-away one.

    Yeah, it needs a catchier name.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    interesting. Thats worth knowing. I feel safer already.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    You mean curling up into a little ball and crying like a sooky little cry baby isn`t an option??? It always seems to work for me...
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Or you could try the old "Before you hit me Sir, can I just take a few seconds to give you this leaflet and tell you about our Lord Jesus Christ..."

    That works every time too, nothing but a cloud of dust and two disappearing sneakers...

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    Or even better... yello out "GAY BITCH FIGHT, GAY BITCHSLAP FIGHT OVER HERE" at the top of your voice. The dude doesn`t dare touch you then for fear everyone will think he`s one of the gays you were talking about! LOL
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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    at least it wasn`t as stupid as the last self defense video.
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    So, I now have a way to defend myself against a guy attempting to machete me with a knife... but what happens if he gets stabby instead of slashy?
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    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 8:54 am
    SUPER SMASH PUB BRAWL!
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    buttersrules Male 40-49
    407 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:59 am
    What a pile of crap. These guys obviously know very little about self defence. Try any of this rubbish in a real pub brawl and you`ll get really hurt, really quick.
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    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    not unless the other guy is gay lionhart2
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    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    when someone tries to start a pub fight for me I always initiate a tickel fight
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    CyberSief Female 70 & Over
    46 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 4:36 am
    Lol @ Skyeofgreen.
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    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    Cuz in a pub the attacker won`t try to fight back....

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