4 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Pub Brawl

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in
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If you"ve ever got yourself into a fight and thought "How do I get myself out of this," then this is the video for you.
There are 27 comments:
Male 156
Cuz in a pub the attacker won`t try to fight back....
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Female 46
Lol @ Skyeofgreen.
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Female 209
when someone tries to start a pub fight for me I always initiate a tickel fight
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Female 152
not unless the other guy is gay lionhart2
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Male 1,013
What a pile of crap. These guys obviously know very little about self defence. Try any of this rubbish in a real pub brawl and you`ll get really hurt, really quick.
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Female 710
SUPER SMASH PUB BRAWL!
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Male 817
So, I now have a way to defend myself against a guy attempting to machete me with a knife... but what happens if he gets stabby instead of slashy?
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Male 476
at least it wasn`t as stupid as the last self defense video.
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Male 8,302
Or even better... yello out "GAY BITCH FIGHT, GAY BITCHSLAP FIGHT OVER HERE" at the top of your voice. The dude doesn`t dare touch you then for fear everyone will think he`s one of the gays you were talking about! LOL
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Male 8,302
Or you could try the old "Before you hit me Sir, can I just take a few seconds to give you this leaflet and tell you about our Lord Jesus Christ..."

That works every time too, nothing but a cloud of dust and two disappearing sneakers...

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Male 8,302
You mean curling up into a little ball and crying like a sooky little cry baby isn`t an option??? It always seems to work for me...
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Male 10,440
interesting. Thats worth knowing. I feel safer already.
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Female 15,763
...Or you could just go with my plan. That`s the cry-and-run-away one.

Yeah, it needs a catchier name.

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Male 77
Pile of crap - I doubt either of those dudes have been in a proper pub brawl. Now, this guy has better ideas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLPDeyy_...

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Male 17,512
Pretty basic stuff, They teach this to grannies and women.
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Male 83
that`s soooooo bad. I`m feeling a lot safer now.
defending against a knife always reminds me of jim carrey playing a self defense instructor.... enjoy: http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=qFX3HrWMLZ...
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Male 118
The guy with the knife was providing no resistance, it was like he was trying to fall over.
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Male 485
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17 Posts Tuesday, September 9, 2008 11:43:26 AM
That`s "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is."

not taught in judo...

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Female 660
I got these `moves` when I was 9 in martail arts classes as a child
And that last one looks so bad,it doesn`t seem to solve the problem,because it doesn`t give you room to block other attacks (or attackers)
so yeah,it`s basicailly rubish to do that last one.As for the rest,I suggest that you make sure you`re not in a situation to start a fight and keep yourself surrounded by friends
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Female 35
Yeeaah.. These work fine when your buddy knows what you`re gonna do, isn`t trying to actually hurt you (who`s gonna grab your shirt and then just stand there?), and is roughly the same size. Change any of those factors, and these are useless. Ugh, amateurs.
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Male 1,266
No thats not even basic martial arts, it`s terrible martial arts... these guys have most likely JUST started something like Jitsu, for a start if someone comes at you with a knife (run if you can, even if you`re a blackbelt) you make sure to get out of the way incase they`re really strong and break through the block.

Basically don`t try these, go to Jitsu for yourself, or give your friend a plastic bottle and tell him to try and hit you over the head with it, no further instructions as to how and you`ll quickly see why this doesn`t work :P.. also it`ll make him feel better to whack you over the head!

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Male 65
That`s "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is.
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Male 39
yeh cos it looks like the knife one works well...
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Male 761
or...just hit him with a bottle of beer...empty one of course...
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Male 553
that was great i thought it was really funny :-)
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Male 1,114
Fancylad, love the dp, it`s probably way old, but oh well.

Not bad video too...

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Male 20,158
Link: 4 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Pub Brawl [Rate Link] - If you`ve ever got yourself into a fight and thought `How do I get myself out of this,` then this is the video for you.
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