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Date: 09/24/08 12:01 PM

27 Responses to 10 Funniest Chris Rock Stand Up Moments

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 6:23 am
    Link: 10 Funniest Chris Rock Stand Up Moments - And they`re all on video for your viewing enjoyment. It`s Chris Rock though so there is NSFW language.
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    ahh Chris rock is brill, "married and bored or single and lonely" may be a good catchphase for everyone, no matter sexual/religious orientation

    "...starts talking to the chef `whats in the tea?` WATER B****!!!"

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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    wow has no other user watched these?
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    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I didn`t even realise there were 10 funny Chris Rock stand up moments
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    Sillii Female 13-17
    332 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    I`m watching them now, Discomonkey. :D
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    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Chris Rock is awesome.

    "I got that raisin toast sittin on 22`s!" lol that`s always been my favorite.

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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    number 1 is by far my fave

    "i aint never been to jail, WHAT YOU WANT? A COOKIE"

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    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    Speaking of Chris Rock, I definitely think "I Think I Love my Wife" was underrated.
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    richmass Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    amazing.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    he is one funny muthadrater
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    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    :D Hehehe thanks Fancylad.
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    globpharm Male 18-29
    197 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    no OJ i understand??? I`m not saying he should have killed her but i understand.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    I love chris rock xD hes hilarious
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    Tossed salad man is a personnal favorite. All his stuff about michael jackson is pretty hilarious too.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    It`s impossible for me to hear him and not think, "Donkey...?"
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    oh god i saw the tossed salad man stand up when i was 10, i never thought it was real until i found the clip of him on youtube
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:21:54 PM
    It`s impossible for me to hear him and not think, "Donkey...?"

    _______________________________

    i thought eddie murphy did the voice for donkey?

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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    i watched the first 30 seconds then his voice killed a little bit of me.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    It was Eddy Murphy....I believe?
    Too lazy to check
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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    Wow, if he didn`t cuss every 5 seconds I might think it`s funny...no...on second thought I wouldn`t. U suk
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    too high class for my tastes
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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    To Clearup: Eddie Murphy = Donkey
    Chris Rock = Zebra from madagasgar
    Ice Cube = Bad comedic
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    Sani09 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    I kept waiting for something funny. Never came.
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    sickandtired Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 5:21 am
    For a decent comedian try looking up Dylan Moran on Youtube instead. Chris Rock is about as funny as waking up to find your penis has been removed after a routine circumcision.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I thought it was good, and COME ON sickandtired! That poo happened like FOUR YEARS AGO. Whining about it won`t bring back your stolen manhood.
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    sickandtired Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Yes and he was overrated loud-mouth then too.

    Oh, and well done for proving you`re not above stooping down to an insult even the most educationally-subnormal forum-dweller could pick up on. You`re truly a marvel of your generation.

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    becbec96 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    WHAT YOU WANT A COOKIE?

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