10 Funniest Chris Rock Stand Up Moments

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/09/23/10-funniest-chris-rock-stand-up-clips/

And they"re all on video for your viewing enjoyment. It"s Chris Rock though so there is NSFW language.
There are 27 comments:
Female 39
WHAT YOU WANT A COOKIE?
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Male 77
Yes and he was overrated loud-mouth then too.

Oh, and well done for proving you`re not above stooping down to an insult even the most educationally-subnormal forum-dweller could pick up on. You`re truly a marvel of your generation.

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Male 730
I thought it was good, and COME ON sickandtired! That poo happened like FOUR YEARS AGO. Whining about it won`t bring back your stolen manhood.
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Male 77
For a decent comedian try looking up Dylan Moran on Youtube instead. Chris Rock is about as funny as waking up to find your penis has been removed after a routine circumcision.
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Male 34
I kept waiting for something funny. Never came.
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Male 848
To Clearup: Eddie Murphy = Donkey
Chris Rock = Zebra from madagasgar
Ice Cube = Bad comedic
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Male 1,766
too high class for my tastes
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Male 476
Wow, if he didn`t cuss every 5 seconds I might think it`s funny...no...on second thought I wouldn`t. U suk
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Male 982
It was Eddy Murphy....I believe?
Too lazy to check
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Male 599
i watched the first 30 seconds then his voice killed a little bit of me.
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Female 5,139
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:21:54 PM
It`s impossible for me to hear him and not think, "Donkey...?"

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i thought eddie murphy did the voice for donkey?

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Male 889
oh god i saw the tossed salad man stand up when i was 10, i never thought it was real until i found the clip of him on youtube
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Female 15,763
It`s impossible for me to hear him and not think, "Donkey...?"
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Male 1,036
Tossed salad man is a personnal favorite. All his stuff about michael jackson is pretty hilarious too.
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Female 5,139
I love chris rock xD hes hilarious
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Male 196
no OJ i understand??? I`m not saying he should have killed her but i understand.
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Female 929
:D Hehehe thanks Fancylad.
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Male 4,867
he is one funny muthadrater
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Male 117
amazing.
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Male 216
Speaking of Chris Rock, I definitely think "I Think I Love my Wife" was underrated.
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Male 1,361
number 1 is by far my fave

"i aint never been to jail, WHAT YOU WANT? A COOKIE"

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Male 216
Chris Rock is awesome.

"I got that raisin toast sittin on 22`s!" lol that`s always been my favorite.

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Female 331
I`m watching them now, Discomonkey. :D
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Male 149
I didn`t even realise there were 10 funny Chris Rock stand up moments
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Male 1,361
wow has no other user watched these?
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Male 1,361
ahh Chris rock is brill, "married and bored or single and lonely" may be a good catchphase for everyone, no matter sexual/religious orientation

"...starts talking to the chef `whats in the tea?` WATER B****!!!"

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Male 19,888
Link: 10 Funniest Chris Rock Stand Up Moments [Rate Link] - And they`re all on video for your viewing enjoyment. It`s Chris Rock though so there is NSFW language.
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