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Date: 08/26/08 12:31 PM

42 Responses to World’s Youngest Techno Dancer

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Link: World’s Youngest Techno Dancer - He`ll be strung out on cat tranquilizer and Ecstasy by pre-school.
  2. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    Woot Woot. Kid has some skills!!
  3. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Hehe. Someone give that kid a glowstick.
  4. Profile photo of piemaster22
    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    its the same clip over and over
  5. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    ^^ Yea, that`s what my sister said. It`s still pretty cute tho.

    The parents keep turning the kid to face the camera, and he`s like "F*** you, the music is over here!"

  6. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Aw, what a cutie!
  7. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    *Breaks out the glow sticks*
    Oh yeah, now it`s a party! We gotta BABY!
  8. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz
  9. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    kid can dance better than i can =)
  10. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    oh dear...techno -throws up-
  11. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    lol awww how cute! My kids dance like that for the Peanut Butter Jelly song!
  12. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    My little cousin use to do that when MC hammer would come on.
  13. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    He`s doomed to a life of music that all sounds the same |-(
  14. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    there`s something wrong with watching a wee kid do that!
  15. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    I was expecting something that would make me feel inadequate.
    Like the kid actually Jumping proper.

    Not just pointing his fingers and tapping his foot.
    :/

  16. Profile photo of PandaCookies
    PandaCookies Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Its so cute ^^
  17. Profile photo of ciaran036
    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    That`s not what Techno music sounds like. Not in the slightest.
  18. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    lol, poor kid. Could be worse I guess, could be hip-hop.
  19. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    got boring after 17 seconds.
    also, new pic!
  20. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    "oh dear...techno -throws up-"

    I second that.

  21. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    The kid was cute, I`m surprised he could hold his head up with such a skinny neck though.

    I half expected it to pop off and roll away. o.o;

  22. Profile photo of rockleeowns
    rockleeowns Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    tell me I`m not the only one that saw E.T. in this kid.
  23. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Yum..... Techno.... Ughh.... LOVE
  24. Profile photo of mewdeeman
    mewdeeman Male 30-39
    27 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Please stop calling this crap techno! This keeps happpening over and over on I-A-B. This has as much to do with techno as it has with death metal.
    It`s jumpstyle if you want to give it a name.

    And the kid is f&cked for life...

  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    I`ve seen tons of kids doing stuff like that. Big deal.
  26. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    E.T Phone home?
  27. Profile photo of hellavon
    hellavon Male 18-29
    111 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Easy way to give your own kid shakin baby syndrome, and your arms won`t even get tired!
  28. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    At first I thought "Wow, my kid done that too when he was that age" Then he put his fingers up and I cracked up laughing XD
  29. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    That kid is awesome.
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Aren`t they considered toddlers by the time they can walk and stuff?
  31. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    LMAO when he started doing the pointing fingers thing! :`)
  32. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    got boring after the ninth run
  33. Profile photo of Dawnrise
    Dawnrise Female 50-59
    39 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    It was the same thing over and over. They kept restarting the clip.
  34. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    that was actually a bald midget
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Go little dude, go! Rave to the sky! XD
  36. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Wow first my baby pics get posted on the internet...
    now it`s a video of me rockin out?
    ahhh childhood...
  37. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Damn I thought he was gonna start jumpin ;(
    But, still enjoyable!!
    THIS ISN`T TECHNO
    IF you hate techno and you think this is techno your as stupid as you are deaf.
  38. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Love how he throws his hands up.
  39. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    Lmao!! Cute kid!
    I love his little "tappy foot" move lmao!
  40. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    Cute, but I`m not diggin the loop.
  41. Profile photo of Bekka-Babe
    Bekka-Babe Female 13-17
    177 posts
    August 28, 2008 at 6:56 am
    What the.. thats not techno xD Sounds like the background music to a crappy game. And haha the kids got mad skills.
  42. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    January 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    cool kid

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