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You lost that point when you used `queer`.
Also, fish eye lens are surely done by now?
Try to read the whole comment and you will see that the statement above was a quote. My reply is below it.
Hey drat you! I am qualified for Mensa and I still skate. It`s a lot better than doing nothing at all (growing fat and mould), as many people do these days. You also develop a higher pain-tolerance.
I think eugenius means he is most likely a genius by the average skateboarder standard as he has, on occasion, been seen counting past the number five without the use of his fingers, and you have to admit thats pretty impressive... by skateboarding standards.
Depends how much blood comes out of his skull when he hits the pavement.
You can`t divide by zero, idiot. None of my friends who skate have ever received more than a minor sprain, and making up dumb laws in a really dorky way to try to demean those who find skating enjoyable just makes you look like a queer who needs to find a hobby.
For those who like a little Grammar lesson with their daily IAB lunch, the post`s title is a thing called an "oxymoron", a phrase which contradicts itself. Obviously, a genius would never be found on a skateboard! To legally ride a skateboard your IQ has to be lower than the number of wheels on the board divided by the number of times you`ve cracked your head on the sidewalk. This is known in Mathematics as "So Close To Zero It Makes No Practical Difference""
Says the guy who can`t spell `heart` right.
lol, pretty neat stuff though.
Also... the song is not "Shot Through The Heart" that happens to be a totally different song by Bon Jovi. Correct title is, "You Give Love A Bad Name".
on topic:he was creative, but not really all that impressive.
also - over use of fish eye lens ftw! (yes. that is your sarcasm detector you hear beeping)
at best he is making use of above average balancing ability. to bad any natural talent he may have in the aria of balance is wasted the way he is using it. for all the times he jumped on to a skateboard i would like to see at least 1 face plant. some of the jumps he made i would expect a face plant of 2 that require reconstructive surgery.
It`s fun watching people fall over :)
HA. It hurt.
Then try jumping onto it.
Then try to frontflip onto it.
Skateboarder with Tourrette`s = Entertainment
You know, without the early porn career.