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Date: 08/18/08 05:31 PM

83 Responses to US Immigration Problems Explained

  1. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Link: US Immigration Problems Explained - Banner ad showing why the immigration problem will be with us forever.
  2. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Shame I don`t need one.
  3. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    LMAO

    lol -obama- :-D

  4. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    glad i dont want one!
  5. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    i dont see anything?
  6. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    That is great.

    Those ads get so ridiculous sometimes.

  7. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    omgz a torrent?!
  8. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    LMAO MY AD BLOCKER IS BLOCKING IT
  9. Profile photo of ascarybear
    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    I could totally win a greencard if I needed one.
  10. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    lol can i try for an other country
  11. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Thats what you get for downloading pr0nzz!1!TWO1!1 from dodgy sites :-)
  12. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    "glad i dont want one!"

    U NOES USA PWNS ALL

  13. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    okay nope doesn`t work
  14. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    Sooo... what kinds o` books were you planning on leeching there? ;D
  15. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Wow...can they do that?
  16. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    "okay nope doesn`t work"

    It`s an ad saying "Answer for a chance to win a green card to the USA." The question: "Who is the US President?" followed by pictures of Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, and Obama.

  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    Anyone else think it was funnier that they found that while torrenting for something?
  18. Profile photo of soigieoto
    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    lol can i try for an other country
  19. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    haha amazing. shame my ad blockers blockin it, but thanks for the description opie!
  20. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    Cute pug, Maddog, I have three of my own. :)
  21. Profile photo of Frydae
    Frydae Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Can someone post a picture of it in here?
    The ad-blocker blocked it. :(
  22. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    Alice, you need to come to America....
  23. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    frydae its to big
  24. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    I`ll post the main part, give me a sec
  25. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    lol tech, thats like, the third time you have said that now :-?
  26. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    Lol.
  27. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Also, I never even knew you could torrent books, thought it was just albums and family guy episodes XD
  28. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    i haz a yahoo :-D
    :-D
  29. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    I havent used yahoo since... 56k dial up... Everybody do the 56k dial up!
    *makes the 56k dial up sounds*

    WOOO! I miss them sounds :(

  30. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    bahhh, it`s too tall...
  31. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Techgeek... You need to come to Europe. To the european IAB Convention. Its going to kick more ass than the stateside one.
  32. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Well, alice, send me your screen name, my e-mail is in my profile
  33. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    Were you downloading the Communist Manifesto?
    Tell me how that is.
  34. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    I`ve been to Europe, a few times. The last time scared me when I saw a guy in Paris masturbating while he was coming down the stairs to the subway....
  35. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    Lololol
  36. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    techgeek and alice sitting in a tree!
    i-n-s-tant mess-a-ging!
    First comes a colon!
    Second comes a parenthesis
    Third comes a jpeg representing a smiley!

    Yeah thats the best I could come up with... I`m sorry :(

  37. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Lulz, no thanks tech :-)
  38. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    tech geek^^^
    yeah stay away from stinky france. The guys there are total pervs. And stay away from dublin... especially the city... and... ya know what... I don`t really recommend europe.
  39. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    thanks for f-ing it up gaynerd....
  40. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    j/k I just saw your post earlier
  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    EVERYONE should just come to Portland.

    D:

    Please.

  42. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    ^^ it rains too much
  43. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    "EVERYONE should just come to Portland."

    What the hell is in Portland?

  44. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    haha i did nothing to funk it up techgeek. You did that yourself :P
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Opie is.

    D:

  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    That is all kinds of wrong! XD
  47. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    i download books via torrent
  48. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    Wait, Paris Hilton wasn`t on that list!
  49. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    It`s Hillary right?
  50. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    my ad blocker is blocking it too. can`t someone just post a picture of it?
  51. Profile photo of paperplate
    paperplate Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    How does ad-blocker block a ad in a picture?
  52. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Portland;
    The home of many ports!

    Also, I have no clue which Portland you`re talking about, opiebreath! There`s just too many!

  53. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Paperplate: I know that confused me too. XD
  54. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    ^^^
    HAHAHA
    Gotta love those random ads..
  55. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    "What self-respecting person torrents a book?"
    I have no self-respect. Free stuff is just awesome. Also f_ck Barnes & Noble, Borders, and all these other Starbucks book shops.
    "Were you downloading the Communist Manifesto?
    Tell me how that is."
    Interesting. Totally batsh-t crazy, but really interesting. Check it out. It totally won`t turn you into an anti-McCarthyist or anything. Well it might, i`m only not a commie cos i don`t suit red.
  56. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    wow greencard X-(
  57. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    lol legacy I just saw the same ad fancy has gotta pay them bills or jaydog at least but doesnt he have the grand canyon for pockets though idk
  58. Profile photo of dberdude53
    dberdude53 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    and while everyone else was talking about europe and USA

    you guys should all come to CANADA!
    it`s awesome here, and contrary to popular beleif we dont all live in igloos:)

  59. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    Yeah, when I`m bored...
    A video tour of the female anatomy doesn`t sound too shabby!
  60. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    A chance? Damnit.
  61. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    Stupid ADs.
  62. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    The "Guide to the Vagina" wasn`t as exciting as you`d think it`d be.
    Just a minute of vag pics/diagrams.
    Nothing I didn`t know already. :/
    Stupid ADs indeed.
  63. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    I totally know what site that is...

    mininova

  64. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    Mininova...
    Is it stupid that it sounds familiar?

    Hmm...

  65. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    The sad thing is someone out there will fall for it.
  66. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    hahaha. Legacy15. that is awesome.

    too bad i don`t see any ads though.

  67. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 12:54 am
    *facepalm* omg that said it all,indeed
  68. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 1:53 am
    ^^^^^Just don`t follow that "Azureus Link."

    You won`t be happy if you do. (Sorry for coded references.)

  69. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:20 am
    LOL legacy... apparently seahorses cant fart..


  70. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:33 am
    meh, still nothing beats the scientology add on vampirefreaks...
  71. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    464 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 6:27 am
    My ad blocker is blocking it.
  72. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:54 am
    LOL damn those ads
  73. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:52 am
    i wish i had an ad blocker. i hate annoying ads expecially the ones that talk
  74. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    For those of you who can`t be bothered to switch ad-block off...

    http://www.filehive.com/files/080819/ili...
    I can`t post it directly because of the image size limits.

  75. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    You mean, Lincoln isn`t president anymore? SINCE WHEN??
  76. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    lmao. Is this where I say God Bless America?
  77. Profile photo of MePerson
    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Go to the i-am-bored ad page at
    http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/ae_main_co...
    and keep clicking Refresh.

    "Slapped by 50 girls. This guy got dared to get slapped on the butt by 50 girls. Ouch!"

    "Guide to the Vagina: Learn about the female anatomy in this exciting video tour!"

    "10 Hottest Girls today Sizzling hot entertainment,sexy entertainment"

    "Seahorses Can`t Fart. Bored? So were we, then we made up a game. Can you beat Google?"

  78. Profile photo of MePerson
    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:27 pm
  79. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    YTMND`Border Fence?
  80. Profile photo of MePerson
    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:00 am
    no this is why the country`s screwed

  81. Profile photo of MePerson
    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:02 am
    and here`s the ad page from the mininova website (where the picture was from)

    http://d3.zedo.com/jsc/d3/ff2.html?n=792...

    keep clicking refresh

  82. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:09 am
    If you don`t like The U.S.A., get the f*ck out. No one is keeping you douches here against your will. BYE!
  83. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    ^ What the Hell is beaman going on about?

    Also, lulzy ad is slightly lulzy.

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