Top 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Submitted by: MitchelHunt 9 years ago in Funny
http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus

From the people that brought you 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn. These are some pretty good reasons.
There are 23 comments:
Female 275
that wasn`t funny. but it was cute
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Male 3,296
1 Reason not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex

It will eat you

but i guess i get the joke

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Male 1,149
Hahaha Carcass.
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Female 155
That was so cute! ^^ The illustrations made it 10x better, too.

CARCASS!!!

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Female 29
ha...this is hilarious...lol.....makes me think of the movie meet the robinsons...."i have a big head and little arms!" lol
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Female 368
hmmmm. i for one think thats entirely accurate
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Male 38
CARCASS!!!!
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Male 528
But I like carcass...chicken, turkey, pizza, etc.
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Male 7,933
^^^^^
And that city would be???
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Female 1,172
I took the quiz at the bottom of the page and apparently the girls my age in my city are huge wh0res. lol
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Male 2,788
ROAAAAAAAR HRRNGGGG RAAAAAARGG
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Female 5,139
number 6 would make the picnic more romantic..
gets rid of annoyance lol
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Male 334
"OMG Asteroid! Flee for your lives!"

if i ever heard a dinosaur yell out words i would laugh
no actually
if i ever saw a live dinosaur i would run

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Female 136
Gotta love #9.

ROAAAAAAAR HRRNGGGG RAAAAAAARGG

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Male 475
reason 4 is all i need to not date one
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Female 412
number 7 hilarious : )
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Male 1,766
But the sex is phenominal
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Female 339
But, you know, getting eaten and all. There`s no issue there.
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Male 7,933
#2 is actually a bonus in my book.
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Female 156
CARCASS!

lol.

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Female 15,763
One of the best online advertisements I`ve ever seen.
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Female 5,139
Ive already seen this, from the other one, 10 reasons to date a unicorn lol.

CARCASS!

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Male 161
Link: Top 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex [Rate Link] - From the people that brought you 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn. These are some pretty good reasons.
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