Top 50 Chuck Norris Jokes

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago Funny
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Remember never to laugh at Chuck Norris though...Chuck Norris will make you kick your own ass.
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Female 38
@taitai
Hes from a show called Walker,Texas Ranger and is has a lot of movies, he`s an kick ass actor
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Male 76
chuck norris can do the moonwalk FORWARD!
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Female 62
spookybee, lmfao i tried that it said "Google won`t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don`t find Chuck Norris, he finds you." haha thats funny =]
btw who is chuck norris? i mean like is he some superhero or sumthing? or juss some crime fighter in a show.....? i`m not orginally from the u.s. so i wouldnt know
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Female 329
^just did that. lol.
Chuck Norris` tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
that is like one of the first I ever heard.
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Female 188
ok, who all tried the google one on page 2?

Go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" Then Click "I`m Feeling Lucky"

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Female 460
Holy crap murrymalty.


I think I found my new screensaver! xD

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Male 228
Yes, yes, Chuck Norris "facts" are getting old, but they are still hilarious!
Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Now they`re just the Islands.

If through some weird time paradox, Chuck Norris were to ever fight himself, he would win.

The highly toxic cyanide ion is represented by CN-. Which also happens to be Chuck Norris`s initials. Coincidence? Probably not.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik`s cube and crap it out solved (yeah i know this one sucks)

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Male 324
dude i just gotroudhouse kicked in the chest sparring like 15 minutes ago
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Male 1,835
the only reason chuck norris jokes exist is because bruce li is dead

did chuck norris just kick apart a kangaroo?
i do believe george washington did that first,
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

georgeWashington._height = 20 stories
chuckNorris._height >= 6foot

georgeWashington > chuckNorris

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Male 358
hahahah murray
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Male 358
chuck norris fought bruce lee and learned from him, but in the fight chuck got his ass kicked
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Male 358
lol
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Female 4,028
Am I the only one getting sick and tired of this Chuck Norris joke thing? It`s getting old. Very old. And irritating.
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Female 15,763
I`ve never had superman underwear, and I`ve always really wanted some... D:

And isn`t Chuck like, surprisingly short or something?

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Male 324
chucks last name does note show up as a real wored on spell check that poor bastard
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Male 324
in my opinion only 2 celebrity`s will be good enough to create their own religion chuck norris and oprah
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Male 541
haha there is no ctrl button on his computer because he`s always in control.
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Male 976
they also forgot:
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection... there were no survivors.
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Female 2,672
OMG!
type "Find Chuck Norris" in on google and press "im feeling lucky" ROFL
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Female 160
They forgot:
Once a unicorn made Chuck Norris angry, and that is why they don`t exist anymore.
;-)
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Female 2,672
a penguin once pooped on CN`s head...
and now they can`t fly :D
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Male 483
wow i never thought i would find a collection of jokes that rubbish.
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Male 1,114
They REALLY aren`t the best Chuck Norris jokes...

Buy the book, it has way better ones, it`s the only book i`ve read more than 3 times.

Way worth it.

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Male 233
I replace Chuck Norris with "Captain Falcon"

it makes everything 10 times more epic

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Female 7
I`m surprised that website isn`t down...

There`s so much awesome in so little space.

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Male 901
I always loved these jokes...
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Female 1,071
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

ROFL!

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Male 66
pfft replace chuck norris with fancylad
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Male 164
The revolving door was the first one i remember..... "CN can kick you in the back of the face!" "There is no evolution, only a small list of creatures that CN allows to live."
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Male 193
They`re not jokes, they`re facts. :D
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Male 2,593
wow Akurei, that is an evil looking wolf
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Male 2,593
Chuck Norris was an actor back in the 70`s 80`s and 90`s
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Female 91
X.X who`s Chuck Norris????
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Male 180
nice
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Male 294
a little old perhaps?

hes a great man, but i dont see whats so tough about an actor that acts tough :/

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Male 2,593
They once wanted to put chuck norris` face on Mount Rushmore but, the granite wasn`t hard enough for his beard.
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Female 17
Ahhh, brings back memories of warcraft. lol
I`ll be right back, gotta go to the store to stock up on Red Bull :P
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Male 370
young Chuck norris used his hands and his feet!
and he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet!
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Female 2,027
ive seen this stuff everywhere! still dont know who he is lmao
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Male 5
i cant take any more chuck norris facts. it redefines the concept of "old meme".
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Female 5,139
"When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn`t get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised"

lmao!

"Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete."


omg these are brilliant! XD

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Male 264
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