Top 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
http://top10kid.com/2008/07/31/top-10-things-men-dont-want-their-women-to-do/

I gotta say, I agree with all 10 items on the list. Also, warning: The #1 picture is not safe for viewing while eating.
There are 112 comments:
Female 407
@ ayull: Wow... i think i love you. In a whole just-friends-ive-never-met-you-and-we`re-both-in relationships kind of way xP

I thought the list was funny though..especially #1. I like capris! Havent wore many but i like them x.X

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Female 28
i gotta agree really...most of it all annoys me (speshly the damn dog thing) and im a girl myself ^o^
although...that winnie the pooh waistcoat is a tiny bit sexy ^_~ LOL
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Male 1,468
Hey... We could go for the more obvious list.
-- 1 Thing Men Don`t Want Their Women To Do--
1. Stop playing drating mind games.
-- Thank you for your time. Please have a nice day.--
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Female 1
i hate all the females that just got offended by that list. ITS FUNNY.
personally i agree with most of the list *shrug*
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Male 233
HOW DOES #1 SIT ON A TOILET?
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Male 239
cleminem9919: I strongly suspect that our definitions of what "being a man" is are quite different. Yours obviously has a great deal more to do with the superficial. But then, you`re what - 14 years old? I really don`t expect you to be any more mature than you are. Print these posts, and reread them when you grow up.
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Male 215
Hahaha this thread is so overly serious.
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Male 882
let their man know that they are going to the bathroom. my number 1
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Female 161
I like Capri Pants :(
But i wont ever cut my hair or get fat :)
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Male 383
ayull, be a man, and think for yourself.... you were not put on this earth to "serve the almighty females" have some personal taste.... btw, being fat is totaly your fault... i started gaining weight, but i cut it down this summer, by eating less and moving alot more..... btw, swimming gives you a AWESOME abs.... im 5`9 and 136lbs. if you want to see proof, my myspace url is the same as my screename on here.
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Male 383
i agree with the list, but come on gerbear, suck it up!!!! quit your whining!!!! there are other things to wear besides jean capris..... its ugly, and that is it..... it doesnt even serve a real purpose, and where i live, its either jeans or shorts, for the sane people.... no jean capris for girls, and no jean shorts for guys.... there is a good agreement i think....


i agree with TehBomber, but to an extent.... a girl (and a guy) has to has to make themselves look presentable, without looking dumb....

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Male 17
oh christ on a bike people.
I don`t give two poos about what my girlfriend wears. she`s beautiful in anything. if i feel she doesn`t look good i`ll tell her but i`m not gonna force her to change, and she does the same with me. and for the FemNazis and whatever-you-call-the-male-portion, get over yourself, it was posted here cuz whoever wrote it was gnikcid around.
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Female 5
Now come on you guys.... the list makes sense but the comments under them are a bit unrealistic.
You can wear pj`s to bed that are comfy and sexy at the same time for one thing, And moving in your mom?? Why would ANYONE want their mom to move in unless she was seriously ill and needed care?
Also, you guys need to take a look at yourselves too! I am quite sure there are some things about yourselves that could use some adjusting also!!
Remember... it is a two way street and life is about compromising!!!! (key a great relationship)
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Female 1,186
i don`t see the problem wearing jean capris, it`s a nice in between-er if it`s too cold for shorts or too hot for jeans
but i think number one is inevitable, no matter how the woman turns out in the beginning
sorry, guys!
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Male 2,422
Stupid list, great comments!
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Male 239
9) Cut your hair - This is obviously a matter of personal taste. I certainly have my preferences, and I`m pleased to say that the woman I hang out with both encourages me to share my opinion, and values it - but I would never dream of dictating her hair style to her - just as I would never accept anyone doing so to me.
10)Gain weight - How superficial. While it may be easier to be attracted to someone who is lean, one hopes that any kind of serious relationship is a bit deeper than that. I`m not immune to weight gain either - but I know that my partner cares more about me as a person, and I hope she is confident that I think similarly. I also want her to be healthy, and to feel good about herself - but I`m interested in her for more than just her body.

Of course I`m talking about a mature, loving partnership between equals - something that this lists author will probably never understand or appreciate.

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Male 239
7)Let your mother move in - I don`t think moms in general are jumping at the chance to move in with their kids. If mom needs to move in for some reason, I`m guessing that reason is pretty compelling. I wouldn`t want to be with a girl who cared so little for her mother that she would not help her in a time of crisis. And if she would leave her mom on the street, you would have to worry about how she would treat you when the chips were down, wouldn`t you?
8)Matching outfits - A bit hokey - certainly, but the same logic applies as with the sweaters. Where`s the harm, if it pleases her? Still, everone is entitled to their opinion, and I would hope that the female partner would be just as considerate to the feelings of the male.
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Female 268
omg primetimekin made me crave McDonalds. Yet that last picture (dear god that last picture!) warns me against it....
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Male 239
4)Scrap booking - I for one think that having someone who cares enough to take the time to not only preserve memories we`ve shared, but to go to extreem efforts to present those memories in a really nice way, is really super.
5)Xmas sweaters - I`m not a big fan of these things, but that hardly matters. What matters is that when you see that something is important to someone you care about, you are flexible, and try to do what they would like. Hopefully the same consideration will be returned. This is the heart of "Mature Relationships." If you don`t know what I`m talking about, I feel sorry for you.
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Male 924
ayull
Male, 18-29, Canada
212 Posts Thursday, August 14, 2008 8:15:52 AM
Using secret top ten list forensic technology combined with advanced profiling techniques, I am able to make the following assesments of the composer of the list:
ETC, to long to repeat.

Thats ME. But I swear I didn`t write the list.

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Male 239
Anyway let`s be serious for a second.
1) Night gowns - If a woman is wearing a night gown that leans toward comfort rather than sexy her man should consider himself lucky that she feels at ease enough with him to do so. It`s a good thing, and besides the sexy stuff wouldn`t be as interesting if it were used all the time anyway.

2)Shopping in slippers - Is this really a big problem? I have never seen anyone shopping in slippers. Nobody. Ever. As in not one single time in my life. Aside from that, I assume that someone who would shop in their slippers would be doing it for whimsy`s sake. A girl with a sense of humour, who doesn`t take herself seriously all the time, is a keeper.
3)Capri pants - The photo included in the list wasn`t a very flattering one, but there isn`t anything wrong with capri pants. Different styles suit different people - male and female. If your girlfriend likes it and it flatters her - then that`s all that matters.

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Female 2,064
That last one was just.....no.
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Male 239
8)Subject will be easily identified by his offensive odour.
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Male 239
Using secret top ten list forensic technology combined with advanced profiling techniques, I am able to make the following assesments of the composer of the list:
1)The subject is male and almost certainly under the age of 18, or if older suffers from what is commonly referred to as "being retarded."
2)This individual has at least one older sister, but more likely multiple older female siblings.
3)It is unlikely that this young man has ever had, or will ever have, any kind of sexual experience with a female.
4)There is a very high likelyhood that this person dresses up as Darth Maul, and not just on Halloween either, but regularly.
5)The subject was almost certainly home-schooled.
6)This individual is roughly 5`6" tall, weighing 296 pounds, and has a facial deformity of some kind - perhaps a large birth mark.
7)His hobbies will include staying in, touching himself, and doing what his mom tells him.
8)Subject will be easily identified by his offens
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Female 1,212
F*ck you, top 10 list maker guy.

@ sk8erfunyon: wth?

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Male 41
i think im gonna be sick :C
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Male 11
HI EVERYONE IM NEW HERE BUT KNOWN BOUT THE SITE FOREVER alot of great posts i wish i could have kept .well this post i dont care but most of um i think are fine the short hair as long as it`s not above ur neck i won`t mind so much the weight doesn`t bother me to big is a problem though and like if a girl is thin and gets lazy and gets fat that is just upsetting anyways ya so great to talk with you guys whoooo ! 8-)
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Male 555
ATTENTION #1: STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATE, AND NOBODY GETS HURT. Unless your clothes rip from the stress, in which case we will all be blinded...
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Female 4,028
I was totally eating during the first one. Don`t be so dramatic. But that list was silly.
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Female 33
Come on, what`s wrong with capri pants. I`m not indecisive on whether or not I want to wear shorts or pants; I just find them to be more comfortable. >:P
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Female 5,139
"How come it is acceptable for a female to make a list mocking the opposite gender but when men do it, women get there panties all in a uproar. Is it true what Gene Simmons once said about that all women are in some sort of global sisterhood?2

...because men started it :-)

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Male 8,302



I`m deeply, deeeeeeeeeply disturbed here... please help!!!! That #1 picture - thats not really REAL is it??? I mean, it must have been photoshopped... right? Please someone reassure me, it has to be a fake, doesn`t it??????????


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Female 370
Dumb list. You won`t find a [good] girlfriend very easily if you follow it too thoroughly.
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Male 1,686
yup, thats a good list
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Male 2,506
lol, im telling u it goes straight to the waiste
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Male 1,036
#1 arghhh
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Female 264
this isnt such a big deal, i think i could make up an equally messed up list off the top of my head
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Male 1,590
"yeah that list was a bit harsh..
top wo things men dont want their women to do
1.be themselves

...thats basically the whole list.. right there"

That door swings both ways.

"Seriously, do you realize how uncomfortable that would be to sleep in? How about you guys start going to bed in spandex speedos"

I already do: My boys need a house. :-P

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Female 738
I have those Evil Bunny Slippers.

I don`t wear them shopping, though. In fact, no one should wear any sleepwear in public- shopping, to class, etc. It`s just lazy. I don`t care if you have 8am class in college. Put on some jeans.

As for this list, most of it is pretty obnoxious... however, I disagree with denim capri one 100%. In fact, men need to stop thinking they can tell their girlfriends what to wear... and women should stop trying to dress their boyfriends... if you don`t like the way they dress and can`t get past it, maybe it`s time to move on.

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Male 1,142
if i was making that list 1-5 would all be variations of having kids. im probably the only one who would agree with my list tho. people who hate kids are very much a minority here. i only ever had one ally in hating kids on this site and they quit coming here a long time ago. befor some douche bag whos name i dont know started messing everything up. im not trying to be mean and act like i dont know his name, im dyslexic and dont read screen names.
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Male 1,468
o all that poo. Now, if you`ll pass that off as a tpyo, this is things that men DONT WANT their women to do. Want. Lern 2 engrish plz. Now, I don`t want to start a big argument, but some of these girls are really, really, drated up in the head. Some of the guys too. I mean really. Don`t just side with your gender because they have the same genitalia. God...
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Male 1,468
"Seriously, do you realize how uncomfortable that would be to sleep in? How about you guys start going to bed in spandex speedos and muscle shirts, preferably made of itchy polyester or the like...AND while we`re at it, why don`t you make sure you keep an eight pack until youre 84.


now until you do that for us, you can stfu about your wives or girlfriends having to do it for you. thanks."

1. stfu
2. stop being such a feminazi
3. gtfo my internets
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
Now for the non-4chan meme ridden one.
1. Until I`m 84, eh? I`ll do that... While you keep perky breasts until 84. C: Deal?
2. The picture didn`t look as uncomfortable as a speedo and an itchy muscle shirt.
3. `now until you do that for us, you can stfu about your wives or girlfriends having to do it for you. thanks` What? `your wives or girlfriends having to do it for you` ==` If you planned for that to make grammatical sense, it`s wrong. Our wives and girlfriends don`t have to d

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Male 1,468
^^ You`re automatically the best person ever.
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Female 215
Let them make lists. I don`t care about the guy who made that list, I care about my man. We`ve been living together for quite a while now and got over little things that bother each other. He can watch porn and sports and go out with his friends, and he honestly tells me when I`m wearing something he doesn`t think fits me -- but won`t ask me to never wear it again. He won`t need to anyway.
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Male 1,406
im scared that such a chair existed in number 1... seriously, i can just imagine looking at that empty and wonder how in the hell someone could take it all up
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Female 660
*your
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Female 660
funny thing about the pj`s thing..while the list said those pj`s are the worst and we should sleep in sexy things,with frilly itchy stuff,I think all men can agree they`d rather have us sleep naked..
I tried the sexy pajama`s thing,but 1.once my bf takes notice,it`s off in seconds 2.it`s annoying when you turn to you sides and you sexy pajama is stuck to one side and you can just feeeel it ripping you skin..
Just give me a shirt and undies and whatever..cotton and wide..Who cares..you are sleeping..
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Female 26
whoever made this list is SO single
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Female 660
been checking up on IAB and noticed the generally woman-unfriendly post lately..
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Female 4,376
and actually queenzirai agree with all of those except the porn one. i don`t care if my guy watches cause i watch it too haha
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Female 4,376
lol my hair is short and i wear nightgowns because they are comfortable but i wear cute ones so... XP

plus my hair is short cause i really had no choice T-T other than that i agree with all of those and who the hell makes their guys wear matching clothes??? seriously

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Male 118
blegh...i hate these "male" driven posts.
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Male 85
It`s amazing how worked up and willing to curse [quote]all[/quote] men out some women get just because of what [quote]one[/quote] man wrote.
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Male 1,550
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
1761 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 4:00:29 PM
^^^


BAHAHAHAHA!! that was better...and more truthful than the original list!
==================================================

How come it is acceptable for a female to make a list mocking the opposite gender but when men do it, women get there panties all in a uproar. Is it true what Gene Simmons once said about that all women are in some sort of global sisterhood?

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Male 155
the thing that`s right i said thing at the end, umm why was it allowed out of the ocean i thought whales couldn`t survive on land?
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Male 77
pretty shallow men i say.
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Female 408
/end rant
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Female 408
I take offense to this list. If I want to cut my hair, I will. Who the hell wears nighties anyways? I wear PJ bottoms and a Hanes t-shirt- nothing wrong with that. Personally I don`t like capri pants, I own one pair and only wear them when I want to wear a cute pair of shoes without having to cover them up. Dressing up dogs is stupid. I find scrap booking boring, but I really don`t see how it affects men. Christmas sweaters... agreed. I knew my mother before you, chances are I love her more than I love you. She`s moving in if I say she`s moving in. Matching outfits like THAT are horrible rofl. Gaining weight.. well I`ll never gain more than 5 extra pounds, but that`s because I wont let myself not because of men. SCREW MEN.
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Male 7,933
Queen,
10. Check.
9. Uh... can`t do that one, next.
8. Deal
7. Deal
6. Uhh... thats tough... how about not being macho around you but you give use Saturdays/ Sundays/Mondays and some Thursday for macho football. Also major sporting events.
5. ... Fine... But no chick flicks
4. ............. uhhh..... ok but dont refer to it as hoopies, or JUST SPORTS
3. Deal
2. Deal
1. Dammit... should`ve read the contract all the way through.


gracegirl, dont start another one of those. He already had to put 3 straight clips of women beating up men to even it up.

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Female 327
Ten things women don`t want their men to do...
I agree about the sports thing, but not all women hate porn. I love watching it with my man and only a deluded, controlling woman is going to attempt to get their man to stop looking at it.

As for the original list, I can understand all of the them. My boyfriend doesn`t like it when I wear capris either, but I like them. I don`t do any of the other stuff, though, so he should consider himself lucky.

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Female 37
That was plain rude and unfunny..
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Female 132
UGH! I hate stuff like this! It`s so degrading towards women! @#$%! you fancyland!
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Female 5,139
^^^


BAHAHAHAHA!! that was better...and more truthful than the original list!

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Female 2,228
Ten things women don`t want their men to do:
10. Compare us to other women you`ve dated.
9. Be an off the wall sports nut.
8. Fart and then be dishonest about it, esp in public.
7. Insist we wear Your clothes b/c "They`re sexy on you."
6. Be insufferably macho/*Yawn*
5. Take us to ANY stupid sex comedy that was ovbiously written by a teenage male.
4. Show us your prowess on the Bball court, ect.
3. Make rude catcalls to us on the street.
2. Watch porn.
1. Make stupid lists in the first place!
*for s#its + giggles*
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Female 84
DUMB
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Female 393
Christ on a bike. Those are some HUUUUUGE legs...

I gave up on nighties a long time ago. They end up practically round my armpits when I`m sleeping, and by the time I wake up my arse is cold. PJs all the way :D!!!

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Female 406
@Zerocyde

:P NNNHHHHHHH

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Female 228
oooh lets all live in drating cliche world.
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Female 9


Seriously, do you realize how uncomfortable that would be to sleep in? How about you guys start going to bed in spandex speedos and muscle shirts, preferably made of itchy polyester or the like...AND while we`re at it, why don`t you make sure you keep an eight pack until youre 84.


now until you do that for us, you can stfu about your wives or girlfriends having to do it for you. thanks.

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Male 7,933
Lemon tarte, im borderline on those you mentioned but definitely not the shin ones
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Male 731
This made me border.
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Female 1,441
Ok whats wrong with Capri pants? You know they`re not as unflattering as they make it seem on the picture. The ones that stop midway down your shin are pointless I agree. But the skinny ones that stop at your knee are perfectly fine.

But you should only be skinny to wear them please.

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Female 217
My nighty is ankle length, black, and covered in lace though it`s not sexy. Just Gothic Lolita. :D

I think Nightgowns are kinda cute actually.

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Male 2,958
-But how can that woman possibly walk with legs that fat.-

How?
Hilariously.

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Male 63
yep, mostly right. But how can that woman possibly walk with legs that fat.
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Male 7,933
opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
3032 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:33:39 PM
It kind of bothers me when one person tries to speak for an entire gender.
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When women say all men are alike, for the most part its true.
Most list that men make for their gender are accepted by 95% of the people. Good enough for us. Hell if we bat 35% thats an all-star performance!

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAPRI PANTS?"

No we dont hate it.... you seem upset. Would you like some chocolate milk?

And I have a question... were those Jordache jeans???

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Female 5,139
lol legally anorexic..
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Male 7,933
Elvi739
Female, 13-17, Southern US
165 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:21:40 PM
woooowwww.
Gain weight?? Not our falt.. why don`t you keep your muscle and new be a lazy ass??
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It clearly stated that it only applies if the guy doesnt gain weight. I think I am still legally anorexic...

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Female 223
Okay, I could see how most of what was on the list could annoy men, but seriously-

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAPRI PANTS?

Do guys seriously hate it when girls wear them? Could someone please explain this one to me?

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Male 386
i agree with the no nighties thing. most unsexy thing ever.
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Female 193
^^^ I TOTALLY AGREE!
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Female 15,763
It kind of bothers me when one person tries to speak for an entire gender.
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Female 250
A porn catalogue. tee-hee. But really? No capris? What about bermuda shorts? :-P
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Male 7,933
*vomits McDonalds but doesnt really mind because the fries were cold
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Male 3,369
and before anyone says..thats not porn..its out of a catalogue!
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Female 781
It was mentioned that lingerie is okay. Grandma nighties are bad.
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Male 1,766
Thank davymind for it
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Male 3,369
the nighties thing is breakable too
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Male 1,220
HAHAHHA love your avatar, patthebaker!
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Male 7,933
Im eating McDonalds so called white meat right now.... im risking it
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Male 543
OH GAWD. THUNDER THIGHS.

nasty.

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Male 1,766
The thing i hate most is when they wake up.
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Female 781
Gotta admit, these all make sense. The nightgown one is funny--my boyfriend hates when I sleep with clothes on. I didn`t realize this was a common way for a guy to feel.

I also lol`d at the look on the guy`s face in #3. You know if it wasn`t for her, he`d tear that vest off and burn it.

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Male 3,255
@Elvi739

Not your fault? Fat magically appears on people? You mean to tell me that this belly of mine isn`t from eating too much and not exercising enough... but from magic?

RIGHT ON!

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Male 3,255
@orchydork

>horribly stupid
Actually it was dead on accurate.

>pointless
More like, absolutely necessary. If for nothing else then for number 8 alone.

>and rude
Good, maybe that will help it stick in your heads.

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Male 907
Number 1 is photoshopped right?... PLEASE let it be photoshopped...
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Female 471
pretty stupid.
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Female 481
*not

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Female 481
woooowwww.
Gain weight?? Not our falt.. why don`t you keep your muscle and new be a lazy ass??
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Female 5,139
DOUBLE POSTS!
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Male 3,255
drat I hate capri pants. So much so that it bears repeating...

F**K. I. HATE. CAPRI. PANTS.

You look like a retarded peg-legged pirate.

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Male 5,970
So women are themselves by letting there mother move in, and force men to wear christmas sweaters?

(not trying to be sexist)

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Male 3,369
this list gets 100% of my vote..though the outfit thing..what if its fancy dress? thats acceptable
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Female 198
Holy Jesus.
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Female 5,139
yeah that list was a bit harsh..
top wo things men dont want their women to do
1.be themselves

...thats basically the whole list.. right there

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Female 311
yeah i don`t do any of these things so i`m sorted. :D I never cut my hair, I trim the ends but keep it just above waist length, I hate short hair on women but I know a man who HATES long hair on women and won`t let his wife grow her hair.

I also hope the no1 photo was ps`d.

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Male 1,894
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:15:39 PM
i hate these types of posts
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Totally. I`ve offered a few post ideas that were way better than most of what has been on here recently.

Dangit. I am SO bored right now.

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Female 406
WOW, this was kind of horribly stupid, pointless, and rude.
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Female 5,139
hey! i wear nighties..

but they arnt all floarlly like that :-|

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Male 5,970
wow.....and number 1, for god`s sake, pleseeee be photo-shopped
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Male 5,970
The chick in number 5 looks like a total beyatch
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Male 19,840
Link: Top 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do [Rate Link] - I gotta say, I agree with all 10 items on the list. Also, warning: The #1 picture is not safe for viewing while eating.
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