The Virgin`s Fable

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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""We were orgasming all over the place."" Ha!
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Male 6
Coolest hippie ever.
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Female 330
i want to punch it in the face
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Female 330
you look pretty hot "yeah i knooow"
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Male 341
I didn`t realize that that was a girl until the end. And if not that that is an even more ugly guy. Either way it was funny.
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Female 28
HAHAHAA
and then he was like, "oh man" and then like, he totally orgasmed dude and i orgasmed like three and a half times...
three and a half times, hm?
>v<
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Female 176
dude that was the best sex i ever had...
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Male 1,079
Wow. This is real.
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Male 89
sex on the beach is the worst experience of my life, I was tricked into it from my ex-gf and it`s horrible, I had sand in my ass and all over my rooster and balls, and she got sand in her vag and it wasn`t even enjoyable.
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Male 2
I have experience with both sex and feelings of transcendence, but never together. The second usually requires some pretty strong psychoactives.

Oh, and also: HOLY dratING poo! I wouldn`t hit that with someone else`s stick!

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Male 1,140
now hwo con say they didn`t expect the ending. i like the way she was tearing up near the end.
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Male 1,140
now hwo con say they didn`t expect the ending. i like the way she was tearing up near the end.
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Male 233
OMG She doesn`t know anything!!! xD
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Female 412
wuh what just happened? wow that was...pitiful and a waste of my life T_T
lmfao "we came like three and a half times" like what is that?! how do you half-cum?!
funny though
"i wonder why" at the end *sigh* that`s why kiddo.
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Male 7
"SPIRITUALLY TRANSCENDED" LOL IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
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Male 216
oh thats a female....
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Female 2
*Blinks*
She could pass for a bloke. O_o
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Male 4,393
AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
2543 Posts Friday, August 08, 2008 4:11:48 AM
She`s good at keeping a straight face.
true...
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Male 2
lol, She sounds like nepolian dynomite... And my friend Brook <---(guy).
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Male 2,616
She`s good at keeping a straight face.
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Male 641
"So then we started doing it and then one thing led to another"

Like... Sex-> Anal-> A2M? Wow.

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Female 75
Wow. She`s in for a BIG dissappointment. Men don`t have multiples. If they did, there would be a lot more satisfied women in the world.
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Female 481
"I think i oragsmed like 3 and a half times"

WHAT THE drat.

excuse the language.

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Male 273
I listened to exactly three seconds of her voice, and stopped the video. I hate her voice and it had to stop, supposed funny ending or no.

and Duckboy87, I do that sometimes. If I type or see a word a bunch of times in a row, the letters will begin to look funny and not make any sense and I`ll begin to wonder, "is that the way that`s spelled?" Wierd. That happen to anyone else?

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Male 21
i didn`t listen to anything she said,.. i was just looking at the posters in the background XP
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Male 247
Um...yea, ok.

Anyway, I live at the beach; take my word for it, sex on the beach is overrated. Unless, of course, you have a thing for sand-blasted genitals, if so then go for it.

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Male 5,194
Yay! Nerdgirl. Very rare. I *love* nerdgirl.
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2,885
that was totally photo shopped!
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Male 619
how can no one realize that this is fake? i mean like it`s scripted, planned out.
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Female 2,084
wtf. the whole time i was like this has to be fake right? and then the end. ahahaha.
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Male 1,231
Wow. She made great sex sound so boring. I think she`d probably sound the same if she won the lottery, or if she was the sole surviver of a terrible plane crash.
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Female 283
Reminded me of a girl I knew from school.
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Female 1,142
And I though I was Meg-like...
She makes me feel pretty. :3

"UGH! she needs to shut her mouth once in a while!"

Agreed.

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Male 44
"dude, you were like the best sex ever"
"Dude!, you were like the best sex ever"
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Female 519
Best ending ever.
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Male 16
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Female 357
`and we were like, doing it. and you know like, doing each other...`

she says that... and THEN about how they had sex

they were DOING IT before they had sex?

i just don`t understand this video

why did she feel the need to share it with the world?

and anyone who says `the best sex ever` with air quotes, has clearly had none.

so no need for the confession

kjfdjfkg`jfkl;`d

THIS CONFUSED ME!!

xlucyx

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Male 2,172
Dude... she`s so hot. I wonder why I fall for this type of woman?

u_u

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Male 11,739
She will be an excellent writer someday. That was the best piece of fiction I`ve ever heard.
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Female 1,470
Hahhahaha
oh lord, so wth was the point of that....?
Jeez go back to ur star wars k?
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Male 282
@beenweeny... Sex on the beach is torturous. Sand gets in *ALL* of the cracks and crevices. Might as well take a piece of sandpaper and rub it on yourself. No sex for a couple of days at least while the raw skin heals over.

Half an orgasm? Hmm. Maybe she was taken to the edge and got shut down?

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Female 42
LOL... Anyone else noticed that the rating on this video also happens to be 3.5...
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Female 102
lol that`s Meg from family guy! How`d she escape into the real world?
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Female 304
I always thought sex on a beach would be really uncomfortable...:-< And since when are stars out at noon? I think thats what she said but I couldnt understand her pot saturated speech
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Female 140
totally thought she was a dude for most of the video.
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Male 4,680
Yup, I lol`d at the ending.

"Being carried off to another world" Erm...

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Female 164
er,
Did anybody else notice she that she said, "I GUESS there were only two of us..."?
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Male 163
well, I feel kind of bad for her... O_o
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Male 73
LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
2038 Posts Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:27:29 AM
What the hell did I just watch?

opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
2700 Posts Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:33:23 AM
Your own sanity slipping quietly out the backdoor, Loofah.

Bwaha! That`s fricking awesome! XD

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Male 5,194
Female Napoleon Dynamite!
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Male 73
"I orgasmed like... 3 and a half times..."
"I felt spiritually transcendent"
Wtf is this girl talking about?:-P
I was expecting something like "shame it was my dad i was with" or something like that though(N)
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Female 90
Orgasm 3 and a half times?
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Female 90
Orgasm 3 and a half times?
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Female 2,220
Awww, bless her.
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Male 99
He orgasmed at least 3 and a half times.

Where does the half come from? Is that even possible?

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Male 118
is this napoleon dynamites sister
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Male 15
Haha...Doesn`t she remind you of a female version of Napoleon Dynamite?! `We orgasmed like 3 n a half times!` Half orgasms..Hope she enjoyed that 1 X )
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Male 72
"he was like yeah your hot, and i was like yeah i know."

lolololololol

the end was awesome
shes gonna have to get a frat guy really,really,really drunk

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Male 39
lol i was planning a comment saying

"looking up and left and wont look into the camera
BLATES LIEING LOLOLOL"

but then she prooved me right :((

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Male 2,553
3.5 times? riiiiiiiight.

the ending was awesome. Like the other people here. Thats TOTALLY MEG from family guy irl.

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Male 3,819
Haha CeeJM I was definitely thinking the same thing.

"Like, any time of day, she was like, `Yeah, let`s go. I`m so nasty!` And I`d be nailing her.
She`d be like `Oh, you`re nailing me. Cool.`"

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Male 1
Could this be a Napoleon Dynamite tribute?
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Female 9
She should win that contest for sharing her experiences :]
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Female 92
"You know when you grab a woman`s breast and it feels like a bag of sand"

That is what her story reminded me of.
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Female 15,763
Your own sanity slipping quietly out the backdoor, Loofah.
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Male 3,301
What the hell did I just watch?
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Female 151
I can`t imagine why she hasn`t had sex yet. With her ummm... sexy glasses and those super smokin big front teeth, and, yeah, that winning personality... and plus, now she`s an internetz star :P
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Male 3,667
Looking at all my "likes" they lost meaning, and I began to think if I spelled it right.
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Male 3,667
Like they like totally like had like like sex like. Like she like wonders like why she like never like really like had like sex like before like her like fantasy like.

I hate the word "like".
Especially when it`s used 250 times in 5 minutes.

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Male 285
Of course it was at night, that way he wouldn`t have had to see your face.

Oh the ending was so funny, and exactly what I was thinking about her. But stop wondering why honey. because everybody at IAB knows why!

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Female 1,264
<sarcasm> I`m thoroughly convinced the events she described actually occured </sarcasm>
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Male 1,788
So, umm drunk posting again...anyway, thank god for that ending, that was gross, I would not orgasm any place she was near...
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Female 15,763
Someone needs to put a pink hat on that bitch.

I hope, for everyone`s sake, that she was playing a character or something.

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Female 342
This was great..I lol`d.
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Male 2,788
i wonder why.
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Male 174
I`d do her....under my conditions
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Male 342
Never underestimate the power of alcohol.
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Male 489
bonsushi
Male, 13-17, Southern US
302 Posts Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:40:07 PM
"He was like `you`re hot` and I was like `I know`"
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She`s so modest!!

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Female 128
LOL!!
And then he orgasmed, then i orgasmed n we were orgasming all over the place.
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Male 204
"He was like `you`re hot` and I was like `I know`"
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Female 118
MUST
RESIST
URGE
TO
TAP THAT

>_<

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Male 103
i laughed my ass off
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Male 649
at least mildly retarded
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Male 649
i wonder why?! haha i can tell ya why retarded ass chick. its cause no one wants to bone a retard...........ok well thats not true i have a few friends that said they probably would bone a retard if they didn`t get caught but they don`t count cause i am pretty sure they are retarded too
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Male 473
haha wow.
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Male 1,036
The ending priceless
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Male 649
it was an amazing experiance for everyone well there was only two of us lol. this chick is retarded
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Male 649
this makes me wanna hit some one in the face............its fun to pretend but at least make it believeable
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Male 788
Ryan, hands don`t count
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Male 33
IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME.
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Male 39
She sounded like a stoner.
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Male 2,486
^^^

You`re right, my girlfriends usually have around 13 or 14 in a half, that guy must have been terrible.

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Female 123
Yeah, she should be told that 3 and a half is not a believable number of orgasms.

This is the opposite of a letter to Penthouse Forum.

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Female 465
I think she must be related to Beavis. Or is it Butthead? 0..0
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Male 6
Hmmm yea i wonder why...
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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha she likes to say Orgasm, orgasm, orgasm!
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Female 9
The end of the video made me lol so hard.
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Female 475
UGH! she needs to shut her mouth once in a while!

im sorry, it just annoys me when people never shut theyre mouths. i guess its a weird peeve of mine. ...but really! can she just not do it? is her upper-lip permanently glued to her top gums?? O.O

*sigh*

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Male 352
Is the guy in this video gay?
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Male 21
I would
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Male 270
Fancy...
i don`t think your girlfriend is going to like you posting videos of her on the internet.
jk
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Male 904
lol great minds think alike.
but the ending was a little sad, unless it was meant to be a joke.
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Male 799
wow. shoot her.
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Male 503
i was going to say, this is a lie. purely because the guy said she was hot in the story. glad she fessed up =D
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Male 39
I CAME.
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Male 1,263
LOL
well at least she admitted it.
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Male 543
oh gawd.

boner >.<
*fapfapfapfapfap

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Male 352
OMG mace, that is exactly who I was thinking of.
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Male 8
lol
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Male 352
My first actual LOL since "The Balls Are Inert."
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Male 904
we believe you...meg
lol
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Male 1,766
The ending was perfect.
When i think of the beach at night i picture druggies and fanatical fishermen.
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Male 20,987
Link: The Virgin`s Fable [Rate Link] - ``We were orgasming all over the place.`` Ha!
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