The Old Ladder Jump Onto the Patio Table Trick

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird
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A timeless classic among college freshmen and Jackass wannabees.
There are 32 comments:
Male 239
"Hey, at least the middle guy was smart enough to jump before the tables collapsed, and they were smart enough to measure."

Yeah, you`re right, they`re geniuses. They`ll probably go to Harvard and become lawyers and doctors. The one on the left is clearly destined to end world hunger. The one on the right will certainly broker a peace deal between Isreal and the Palistinians, and the kid on the tables is going to be elected President and usher in an era of unprecidented co-operation and achievement - netting him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Either that or they`ll all get a lot of practice saying, "You want fries with that?"

It could go either way.

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Male 701
Hey, at least the middle guy was smart enough to jump before the tables collapsed, and they were smart enough to measure.
:-P
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Female 359
I don`t get it. ^^^ As far as planning goes - Standing up two ladders and stacking some tables vertically so that you can smash you body into them w/o any safety precautions is stupid. I`ll take it back if they had planned ahead as to who was going to cover medical expenses.
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Male 89
ok as far as stupid sh*t goes i thought that was pretty cool. at least they took some time and did some planning
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Female 1,186
was that a beastie boys` song? if it was, it played REALLY well
their music is perfect for stupid stunts like this
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Male 239
pmarren, I don`t think these guys were mormons... unless you noticed something that I didn`t.
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Female 529
WTF was the point?
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Male 2,172
How is that safe? The chances of injury are just insane here.
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Male 4,594
Morons.
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Male 528
Did I notice some future Darwin Award winners in the making?
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Female 58
Ooooh! That looks like fun doesn`t it....
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Female 4
Why tables? Why not pillows? I think that would be fun. At least more fun than landing on hard tables... How do you think of such a thing? WHY?
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Male 868
Congratulations, you`re dumb!
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Male 2,576
So i have been Watching TED panels all day ( http://www.ted.com ) And I take a "break", come here, see this.

Fu°king Stupid.

My god, they deserve to break their fu°king Femur! I sincerly wish it apon them.

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Male 11,740
I seriously wish one of the morons would break their neck or back, end up a quadriplegic, and show the world how stupid it is to do this. It`s not fun, it`s not safe, it`s not smart.
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Female 15,763
Tables are not padding!

D<

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Female 1,287
the guy that it showed on the very top of the ladder, clenching it with all of his might, looked pretty scared. he was probably dared to do it.
but other than that, it looks like fun. if you were protected by something other than tables.
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Male 456
trick?
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Female 2,084
i wonder if everyone turned out ok.
looked like it hurt for at least one of them.
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Male 891
everyone else *is just kinda standing*

...missed a few syllables there :-?

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Male 254
wtf?! that would hurt! SPLINTERS!
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Male 891
all 3 of the "participants" are on the ground writhing in pain, and everyone else just kinda stand around laughing.

hooray apathy!

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Male 44
Where is the point in any of that. Not so much a trick as just being a retard.
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Male 4,393
ok........ WHY?????
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Male 27
Wha...wh...what was.....how did that accomplish anything at ALL!?!?

*confused*

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Male 176
The patio tables crumbling broke their fall but a broken pvc leg would have a savage skewering point which could easily sever a large artery.
It`s fun to watch young guys be exuberant about their physical capabilities. However, taking stupid risks is not impressive, managing high risk is: like freeclimbing, skydiving etc. These kind of stunts fall into the stupid risk category.
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Female 627
That`s bad news, right there.
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Male 370
Probably to impress "chicks" alice. The bizarre part is, someone actually convinced enough people it was a great idea enough, that they went out of thier way to collect(or buy) patio tables and two ladders... and then inform people about it to come see... and those people were interested enough to come watch...

I`m scared for the future of our species.

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Female 5,139
...why?
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Male 370
Well that was dumb.
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Female 602
I don`t see the fun in that...
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Male 20,188
Link: The Old Ladder Jump Onto the Patio Table Trick [Rate Link] - A timeless classic among college freshmen and Jackass wannabees.
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