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Date: 08/12/08 04:14 PM

94 Responses to The Non-Blinking Japanese Woman

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:53 am
    Link: The Non-Blinking Japanese Woman - I`m not sure what this girl has to do with the commercial, but it proves one thing: People who don`t blink are creepy.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    I don`t think it would`ve been that creepy if she wasn`t Asian. They just... bugged out so much.

    And now I want chocolate. OH, I totally have brownies...

  3. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    Haha wow.
    A little long for a chocolate commercial, but I can see where they were going with it.
  4. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    wow so you can sneeze with your eyes open without them popping out of your head!
  5. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    the facts LIE!
  6. Profile photo of crickster
    crickster Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Aw, she smashed the hopes of a dying boy.
  7. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA the dying boy made it silly!


    now, where is my flight to hell?

  8. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    i know it was so sad that the poor dying boys hope were smashed :(
  9. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    lmao ..when the ball it her :-D
  10. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    oooo opie i love your new pic!
  11. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    lol good advert!
  12. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
    299 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    lol i like how we all assume the kids dying!

    I got it.

    n 1eleanor2005 you can fake sneeze n keep your eyes open. :P

  13. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    ahahah, wow didnt expect that

    PS- opie your hair is awesome!

  14. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Epic fail.
  15. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Also opie you need to do the brows too
    It looks wrong.
  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    lol that was was pretty good, I liked it :D
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    I like my eyebrows, thank you very much. They`re mine and they`re cool.

    Hmph!

  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Jack leave opies eyebrows alone you arsehead...

    theyre sexy eyebrows!

  19. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    I think opie pulls it off well tyvm.

    I don`t see how you don`t see the connection between the woman and the commercial. The whole point is that she was doing the world record and then the chocolate made her happy, and make a ^__^ face, thus blinking.

  20. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Well I wont go down the whole `fuglys stick together` route, but as you like it i guess.
    Its your face the worlds seeing as you know im sure.
  21. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Aw, Jack, that was an absolutely awful-trying-to-be-subtle low blow

    o.o

  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Jack. dont even go there...honestly..

    i wouldnt sleep tonight if i were you }-)

  23. Profile photo of harpoonerism
    harpoonerism Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    ...I`d buy that chocolate. :D
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    Well if you`re going down that path, Jack, you look like this horribly unsanitary lesbian I know who evidently doesn`t believe in soap.

    But it`s your face the world`s seeing, as you know I`m sure.

    Good thing beauty`s relative, your opinion isn`t fact (quite to your surprise, I`m sure), and the internet is anonymous.

  25. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    I dont look like you opie...
    Or id have forest eye brows n ginger hair so...
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Well I`m out of this conversation. You can keep arguing with yourself if that`s what gets you off.
  27. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    lmao.. jack go die in a ditch.
  28. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Witty.
  29. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    :-D

    tis my STYLEZ!

  30. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Loved the expression of the people who were disapointed in her.
  31. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Lord i was laughing when she was kissing the guy, sooooooooooooo badly
  32. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    ^^^Incredibly hateful conversation occurring..*stops to watch*
  33. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    I loved this commercial the first time I saw it. The changing picture had really made my day.
  34. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    lol thats a good commercial lol.
    "our chocolate is SO good you WILL give in"
    i like it :D
  35. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    now i want chocolate
  36. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    I loved the ending with the dead guy`s picture ;D
  37. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    y cant we al just b frens?

    Oh, cool video, I guess.

  38. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    now i want chocolate
  39. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    how did i post that twice, 30 minutes apart?
  40. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    lol @ the jawdropped picture
  41. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Oh, I wanted to see more of the interweb fight. :[
  42. Profile photo of pippo90
    pippo90 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Whats the name of the song that they play while she has her eyes closed? the classical one
  43. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    Her kissing the guy without closing her eyes creeped me out.
  44. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    LMAOO at the argument between The scary pink haired she man and the depressed black and white guy but Alice, your eyes are beautiful :))

    lol.

  45. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    awww
    that boy in the hospital
  46. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    The scary pink-haired she man? I think Opie is gorgeous. People are so rude.
  47. Profile photo of monkeyinmind
    monkeyinmind Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    I like this....
  48. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    ..scary pink-haired she man..

    take that back ¬.¬

    -shakes fist-

  49. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    I`m with alice.
    We`ll kick your butt, Elvi.
  50. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    :-D
  51. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    this was pretty clever. i liked the jaw-dropped picture as well.
  52. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    If you people don`t shut the f*ck up about who looks worse, I`m going to throw up a shirtless picture and blow you all out of the water.
  53. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    B-Hazard, they did. ==` Also, it seems whenever Alice gets in an argument, the person she was fighting with pussies out. xD
  54. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    :-)
    im still here lolz.
  55. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    I don`t think jack meant anything bad with the eyebrow comment, he just meant she should dye them the same as her hair.. which not to be mean, but i think he has a point..
  56. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    Yeah, ogirl. He was being a gentleman by using the word "fugly" too.
    How silly of us.
  57. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    ogirl shut the drat up.
    he wasnt being nice.
    opie is pretty, outside and inside so just shut the drat up ok!?
  58. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    -B-Hazard, they did.-

    Nah, man. This one`s in for at least another page.

  59. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    lol B-Hazard..
  60. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    Haz, I was defending Opie cause she`s pretty.
  61. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    I know. I`m not taking sides.
    I was just trying to diffuse the situation cause things were getting pretty tense.

    I don`t like all that negativity when it doesn`t involve religion, politics or conspiracy theories.

  62. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL! YAY! NO MORE FIGHTS!
  63. Profile photo of Progdrummer
    Progdrummer Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    i bet she`d be pretty hot in any other "blinking" environment
  64. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    Don`t get me started on religion.
    I`ve purposely kept my thoughts back on here, ahaha.
  65. Profile photo of Panthergal09
    Panthergal09 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    I think the creepiest part was when the steam hit her eyes and she kept them open! And I love your hair Opie!
  66. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    im new to this so i dont really know anyone or anything here
    but i guess someone was being a butt, so yeah. and the guy kinda looked liked pete doherty
    i like the girl with orange hair`s hair.. and theres nothing wrong with her eyebrows
    but im not part i it so sorry, i just had to say that
    any whoo the part where the kid flew past her on his bike and then she getting ticked at the balloon then the ball hit her had me cracking UP! omg haha =]
  67. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    Opie`s hair reminds me of my girlfriends hair, but her`s is black in front and bright red in back.

    But the video was pretty creepy until the old guy pic.

    P.S. Why is everyone so angry on here lately?

  68. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:53 am
    that was creepy. poor her. now she has to start over =p
  69. Profile photo of jolindie
    jolindie Female 18-29
    100 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:55 am
    who the hell wants orange eyebrows? i mean it`s not like you`re trying to blend them in to make your hair look natural...?
  70. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:14 am
    hahaha and now jackX will be hated forever :)
    serves him right.
  71. Profile photo of finny2
    finny2 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:21 am
    stop going off topic
  72. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:21 am
    NOH...

    :-)

  73. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:35 am
    The end when the boy in the hospital fropped his head in disappointment... Maybe I`m just tired, but that was hilarious to me.
  74. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:38 am
    Great advert :-).
  75. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 4:07 am
    Aww, I thought it was real at first and just an ad for her. *disappointed*

    Oh and, Jack.. how in the world is she harming you? Mind your own business. Opie, don`t listen to Jackas* over here, you`re very pretty. Dying eyebrows is just wrong either way.

  76. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Haha, that was actually really funny.
  77. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:40 am
    An opie? WE`RE ON YOUR SIDE!
    *mentally prepares herself for a fight*
    Sorry I was so late, I was asleep.
  78. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:03 am
    that was realy funny
  79. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:37 am
    lmao at the kid in the hospital
  80. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:30 am
    Legend is Hitler never blinked.
  81. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:34 am
    IAB should have a battle of the sexes. =P
  82. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:34 am
    ^--- Based on clever remarks, of course. Not who can curse the most. =/
  83. Profile photo of a_person
    a_person Female 13-17
    17 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:41 am
    I knew it was going to be a chocolate commercial...
  84. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:57 am
    wow, i hate to sound like every1 else but
    A)that dude was bein mean to that chick
    b)the picture was FUNNY AS HELL
    C)wen the kid got sad it wud b funny if u heard a flatlining noise in the background
  85. Profile photo of blackbum4me
    blackbum4me Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 11:18 am
    Loved the safe slomos, the priceless expression of that old dude on the picture @ 1:38 perfectly fitting into the situation and the hilarious moment when she realised it. xD

    Awesome ad

  86. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    ...

    This video was supposed to be about the Asian Woman that doesn`t blink, but we`re talking about Opie and her Eyebrows?

    ...

    Wut.

  87. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    where r they gonna get a 2 minute slot?
  88. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    We at I-am-bored.com kno that Opie is one ugly a$$ looking girl??? only thing that keeps her going are sympathy cry-outs from her fellow i-am-bored women "YOU GO GIRL!!!" Even that creepy asian woman is more doable than Opie.
  89. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Darn, she almost made it! ~_~
  90. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:35 am
    "Wednesday, August 13, 2008 4:38:53 PM
    We at I-am-bored.com kno that Opie is one ugly a$$ looking girl??? only thing that keeps her going are sympathy cry-outs from her fellow i-am-bored women "YOU GO GIRL!!!" Even that creepy asian woman is more doable than Opie."

    eat dick, cumface.

  91. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 6:13 am
    Opie, your eyebrows are sexayy ;D
  92. Profile photo of TVirus14
    TVirus14 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Opie is really pretty. She looks like my student teacher Ms. johnson. I love her soooooooo much. :-D
    Anyway this was creepy and i loved it.i want chocolate now.
  93. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    Lawl, best commercial evar.
  94. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 1:21 am
    Mmmm Chocolate

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