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Date: 08/02/08 08:30 PM

88 Responses to The Building of an Ant Colony

  1. Profile photo of funfever
    funfever Female 18-29
    110 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    Link: The Building of an Ant Colony - A massive colony of ants builds their lair inside guy`s printer/scanner.
  2. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    wow thats amazing
  3. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    That would suck, lol. He should keep scanning em, see what happens
  4. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Clean your apartment more often you dirtbag.
  5. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    i would just run the scanner over and over and watch them all get crushed. then put a blank piece of paper in the scanner and scan it and make modern art. then sell teh picture and buy a new printer with the bazillions of dollars you get from your artwork

    (btw "bazillions" is a word apparently, it didnt underline it red)

  6. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    "my wife calls me"........"hello" : "SHREEEECKKKKKKK"
  7. Profile photo of Jimmer1720
    Jimmer1720 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Sliding glass door REALLY close to it, it`s not hard for one ant to walk in and make it`s way to the printer. If you`re that much of a neat freak, you`re....you`re......you`re.......damn it.
  8. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    thats a free, perfect ant farm! give it to me!
  9. Profile photo of Ladyasha09
    Ladyasha09 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    That was kind of neat and gross at the same time
  10. Profile photo of ascarybear
    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    scan them! I liked at the end "I am now going to go...throw this printer....away."
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    tanner, I get red underline on Safari
  12. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    scan them! I liked at the end "I am now going to go...throw this printer....away."

    --------------------------------------------
    I was REALLY hoping he was going to say, "I am now... going to.... SCAN something"

  13. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    fire is not enough.
  14. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    That would scare the bacheezus out of me if I opened that and found them all just.. EXISTING THERE.

    Primetimekin, get firefox :D!!

  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    EW EW EW BURN BURN KILL KILL! GET THEM DEAD! DEAD!
  16. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    thats freaky!
  17. Profile photo of pmfiebig
    pmfiebig Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    why not just run the scanner?
  18. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    I bet if he scans anything he`ll hear thousands upon thousands of tiny screams. >8D
  19. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    run the scanner over and over again.
    maybe the heat of the light would burn them.
    :D
    that would be great!

    why do ants carry the eggs...?
    does this guy never use his scanner not to notice them?
    why throw it away?!?!?!
    he could`ve just brought it to a computer fixer upper, and then let that guy deal with it.
    that way, the ants would die and then, you could save some money.
    then, with the money you saved, you could buy a vacuum! :D or a...MAID!...or a..O.O
    wow. i just read that comment "why not just run the scanner?"...hmm, because then you would have squished bugs in it and have to throw it away anyway. WE WANT MAIDS!

  20. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    This video made me realize that I now I have a new worst fear.
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    WTFGirl
    Female, 13-17, Europe
    106 Posts
    Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:57:59 PM
    I bet if he scans anything he`ll hear thousands upon thousands of tiny screams. >8D
    ===============================
    Have you ever heard a lobster scream?
  22. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    Yeah just as the other comments. all i could think was SCAN THEM!!!
  23. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    its not the lobster its the shell cracking :P
  24. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    i wonder what ant thought that would be a good idea.
    :-|
    honestly
  25. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    hahaha wow shivers...
  26. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    @ primetimekin:

  27. Profile photo of gecko_77
    gecko_77 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    The ants are attracted to the Mac, OF COURSE
  28. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    ONLY WORMS GO FOR APPLE
  29. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    lol, scan them!!!
    but poo...if that happened with my scanner i´d be gassing it to hell.
  30. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    Yeah thats just weird.
    I do wander what attracted them to the scanner though..
  31. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Maybe if you scan them millions of times they will turn into an army of radioactive insectoid super soldiers that will obey your every command. THAT would be sexy.
  32. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    i love your idea cheese.
  33. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    full of win but seriously i wanna see some deep fried ant carcass
  34. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    omg thats scary...

    *checks printer* YAY ant free

  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    SCAN THEM!! HAHAHA!!
  36. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    Its because he has a mac.
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    ALL ANTS MUST DIE.

    D<

  38. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    Anyone else check their scanner after watching this?
  39. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Umm... I`m going to go take a look at my printer scanner...


    Ok thank god theres nothing in there.

  40. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    i`m i the only one who opened up my scanner just to be sure?
  41. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    togetec
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    499 Posts Saturday, August 02, 2008 10:43:31 PM
    i`m i the only one who opened up my scanner just to be sure?

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    no

  42. Profile photo of SPANDEXcelen
    SPANDEXcelen Female 18-29
    70 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Heyyy
    I have that same printer
    why don`t I have ants in it?
    :(
    that`s neat
  43. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:08 am
    wow fascinating. and disturbing....(shivers) gosh i hate bugs.... passionately...
  44. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:20 am
    That would have freaked me out. As soon as I would have realized what was going on, I would have taken the scanner and thrown ti out the window.
  45. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:35 am
    I`m guessing they don`t use their scanner much?

    It`d be cool to take a scan if the ants were on top of the glass, but if you were to run it with them inside it`d make a gross mess.

  46. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:37 am
    ha my printer is infested with roaches mine is better than your SCORE!!
  47. Profile photo of austin808
    austin808 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 1:43 am
    ants like electronics. They`re warm and have little places to hide in. It`s actually not that uncommon. I had a Gameboy once when I was little that had about 50~100 ants in it. I set it out side next to an ant bait station and waited a week and they were all gone.
  48. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 1:46 am
    I`d go set it outside in the yard, maybe that would encourage the ants to leave the scanner. Once free of the scanner, I`d get an exterminator to track the little creepy crawlies down.
  49. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 2:01 am
    grosssssssssss
  50. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 2:05 am
    "EW EW EW BURN BURN KILL KILL! GET THEM DEAD! DEAD!"
    LOL that made me snicker so bad, Nidonemo.

    And I like how the ants didn`t even flinch as he lifted up the thing and tilted it to the side and when he tapped on the glass. O_O
    If he ran the scanner, the ants would probably freak the drat out and fun out of the thing and he`d have ants spilling all over the countertop which I personally would FREAK THE drat OUT AT.

    But I agree, I would have loved to see him run the scanner. >D just not anywhere near my house.

    <_< going to check my scanner now...

  51. Profile photo of Sharlott66
    Sharlott66 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:26 am
    Quite frighting XD
  52. Profile photo of Sharlott66
    Sharlott66 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:33 am
    Quite frighting XD
  53. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:39 am
    just scan them and watch all their babies die at the same time :)
  54. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:28 am
    ^

    Thought exactly the same thing >_>

  55. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:06 am
    Ha!
    that must suck
  56. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:19 am
    hahaha i can see the scanner starting and the ants being like GOD NOOOOOOOOOO
  57. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:28 am
    i would leave them alone
  58. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:41 am
    lol.. thats not massive, and he is a fail.
  59. Profile photo of SnoopiKitten
    SnoopiKitten Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:46 am
    WHY did I watch this!?! I`ll be itchy for hours now!
  60. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:12 am
    He shoulda just run the scanner..
    That`s been neat..
  61. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:12 am
    or ran..whatever...
  62. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:12 am
    bwahbwah
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    892 Posts Saturday, August 02, 2008 10:30:26 PM
    Anyone else check their scanner after watching this?
    ----------------------------------------------------

    i did... several times

  63. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:15 am
    i felt like i had to take a shower after watching this
  64. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 10:20 am
    lol I too checked my scanner it is ant free :-) hoorah!
  65. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 11:17 am
    haha. that`s crazy.
  66. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 11:27 am
    Now thats something to shoot at.
  67. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Now that`s what I call a bugged computer...

    I`m sure somebody else wasn`t able to resist this horrible, unfunny joke, but I didn`t feel like reading through the comments to confirm it.

  68. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    i`ve 13een having some ant problem lately

    .. 13ut then again im close to a window?

  69. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Mmm... Looks like a job for liquid nitrogen.

    Antsicles.

  70. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    holy crap! HOLY CRAP!! burn it!!! burn the damn thing!!

    ...wait... scanning them might be fun too for a while. use all the printer functions and see what happens.

  71. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    the same thing happens when u boil eggs. its like the painful chirping of unborn ghost chicks. um this is in reference to the lobster thing.
  72. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    GosuPaul
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    38 Posts Sunday, August 03, 2008 3:04:59 PM
    Mmm... Looks like a job for liquid nitrogen.

    Antsicles.

    -----------------------------

    YES. And don`t forget the sulfur hexafluoride, just to make things funnier. (man chemicals make EVERYTHING better...including food. Lead gives that extra zing that lemon juice can`t quite add.)

  73. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    yuckkk!! When i was watching that i felt ants going up my leg.... but it wasnt real >_>
  74. Profile photo of dannymet
    dannymet Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    if he ran the scanner wouldn`t thousands upon thousands of ants pour out?

    DO IT ANYWAY MWAHAHA

  75. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    yo, that is /so/ nasty
    i would freak if i opened up my scanner and saw that
    NOT COOL!
  76. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    How do you not notice a colony in your printer?
  77. Profile photo of A_L_Y_C_I_A
    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
    128 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    that woulda scared the crappers outta me if i`d found it haha.

    im scared now

  78. Profile photo of mrjerrio
    mrjerrio Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    *checks printer* ahhhhhhhh oh wait just a spider colony.
  79. Profile photo of jaggerjack
    jaggerjack Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:55 am
    Theres gotta be a queen in there then.
  80. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 3:55 am
    I take back all of my complaints about not having a scanner.
  81. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    haha that would blowwww

    i would wee my pants

  82. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    I hvae the same computer, And Printer!

    no one cares!!

  83. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    I understand now. The guy just didn`t open his scanner door for a couple months.
  84. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    Throw it away?... =(
  85. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    ew those are some big eggs.
  86. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:00 am
    SCAN THEM!!!
  87. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 4:49 am
    thats awesome, id run the scanner a million times to see what would happen XD throwing it away would be boring.
  88. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 10:10 am
    I was REALLY hoping he was going to say, "I am now... going to.... SCAN something"
    ----------------
    Me too!

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