The Building of an Ant Colony

Submitted by: funfever 8 years ago Weird

A massive colony of ants builds their lair inside guy"s printer/scanner.
There are 88 comments:
Male 432
I was REALLY hoping he was going to say, "I am now... going to.... SCAN something"
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Me too!
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Male 2,553
thats awesome, id run the scanner a million times to see what would happen XD throwing it away would be boring.
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Male 503
SCAN THEM!!!
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Female 943
ew those are some big eggs.
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Male 1,079
Throw it away?... =(
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Male 1,036
I understand now. The guy just didn`t open his scanner door for a couple months.
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Male 1,361
I hvae the same computer, And Printer!

no one cares!!

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Male 307
haha that would blowwww

i would wee my pants

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Female 164
I take back all of my complaints about not having a scanner.
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Male 29
Theres gotta be a queen in there then.
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Male 101
*checks printer* ahhhhhhhh oh wait just a spider colony.
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Female 128
that woulda scared the crappers outta me if i`d found it haha.

im scared now

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Female 57
How do you not notice a colony in your printer?
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Female 1,186
yo, that is /so/ nasty
i would freak if i opened up my scanner and saw that
NOT COOL!
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Male 108
if he ran the scanner wouldn`t thousands upon thousands of ants pour out?

DO IT ANYWAY MWAHAHA

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Male 2,395
yuckkk!! When i was watching that i felt ants going up my leg.... but it wasnt real >_>
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Male 1,078
GosuPaul
Male, 13-17, Western US
38 Posts Sunday, August 03, 2008 3:04:59 PM
Mmm... Looks like a job for liquid nitrogen.

Antsicles.

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YES. And don`t forget the sulfur hexafluoride, just to make things funnier. (man chemicals make EVERYTHING better...including food. Lead gives that extra zing that lemon juice can`t quite add.)

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Male 266
the same thing happens when u boil eggs. its like the painful chirping of unborn ghost chicks. um this is in reference to the lobster thing.
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Female 316
holy crap! HOLY CRAP!! burn it!!! burn the damn thing!!

...wait... scanning them might be fun too for a while. use all the printer functions and see what happens.

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Male 516
Mmm... Looks like a job for liquid nitrogen.

Antsicles.

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Female 282
i`ve 13een having some ant problem lately

.. 13ut then again im close to a window?

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Male 603
Now that`s what I call a bugged computer...

I`m sure somebody else wasn`t able to resist this horrible, unfunny joke, but I didn`t feel like reading through the comments to confirm it.

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Male 1,404
Now thats something to shoot at.
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Female 2,084
haha. that`s crazy.
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Female 443
lol I too checked my scanner it is ant free :-) hoorah!
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Female 251
i felt like i had to take a shower after watching this
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Female 251
bwahbwah
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
892 Posts Saturday, August 02, 2008 10:30:26 PM
Anyone else check their scanner after watching this?
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i did... several times

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Female 519
or ran..whatever...
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Female 519
He shoulda just run the scanner..
That`s been neat..
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Female 16
WHY did I watch this!?! I`ll be itchy for hours now!
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Male 5,620
lol.. thats not massive, and he is a fail.
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Female 471
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Female 471
hahaha i can see the scanner starting and the ants being like GOD NOOOOOOOOOO
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Female 1,470
Ha!
that must suck
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Male 489
^

Thought exactly the same thing >_>

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Male 1,053
just scan them and watch all their babies die at the same time :)
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Female 24
Quite frighting XD
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Female 24
Quite frighting XD
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Female 657
"EW EW EW BURN BURN KILL KILL! GET THEM DEAD! DEAD!"
LOL that made me snicker so bad, Nidonemo.

And I like how the ants didn`t even flinch as he lifted up the thing and tilted it to the side and when he tapped on the glass. O_O
If he ran the scanner, the ants would probably freak the drat out and fun out of the thing and he`d have ants spilling all over the countertop which I personally would FREAK THE drat OUT AT.

But I agree, I would have loved to see him run the scanner. >D just not anywhere near my house.

<_< going to check my scanner now...

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Female 627
grosssssssssss
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Female 1,386
I`d go set it outside in the yard, maybe that would encourage the ants to leave the scanner. Once free of the scanner, I`d get an exterminator to track the little creepy crawlies down.
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Male 73
ants like electronics. They`re warm and have little places to hide in. It`s actually not that uncommon. I had a Gameboy once when I was little that had about 50~100 ants in it. I set it out side next to an ant bait station and waited a week and they were all gone.
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Male 1,140
ha my printer is infested with roaches mine is better than your SCORE!!
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Male 679
I`m guessing they don`t use their scanner much?

It`d be cool to take a scan if the ants were on top of the glass, but if you were to run it with them inside it`d make a gross mess.

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Male 516
That would have freaked me out. As soon as I would have realized what was going on, I would have taken the scanner and thrown ti out the window.
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Female 268
wow fascinating. and disturbing....(shivers) gosh i hate bugs.... passionately...
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Female 70
Heyyy
I have that same printer
why don`t I have ants in it?
:(
that`s neat
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Female 2,289
togetec
Male, 13-17, Western US
499 Posts Saturday, August 02, 2008 10:43:31 PM
i`m i the only one who opened up my scanner just to be sure?

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no

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Male 608
i`m i the only one who opened up my scanner just to be sure?
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Female 2,289
Umm... I`m going to go take a look at my printer scanner...


Ok thank god theres nothing in there.

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Male 982
Anyone else check their scanner after watching this?
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Female 15,763
ALL ANTS MUST DIE.

D<

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Male 1,556
Its because he has a mac.
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Male 10,440
SCAN THEM!! HAHAHA!!
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Female 675
omg thats scary...

*checks printer* YAY ant free

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Male 1,140
full of win but seriously i wanna see some deep fried ant carcass
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Male 254
i love your idea cheese.
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Male 394
Maybe if you scan them millions of times they will turn into an army of radioactive insectoid super soldiers that will obey your every command. THAT would be sexy.
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Male 549
Yeah thats just weird.
I do wander what attracted them to the scanner though..
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Male 2,160
lol, scan them!!!
but poo...if that happened with my scanner i´d be gassing it to hell.
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Male 281
ONLY WORMS GO FOR APPLE
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Male 42
The ants are attracted to the Mac, OF COURSE
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Male 281
@ primetimekin:

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Male 5,970
hahaha wow shivers...
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Male 904
i wonder what ant thought that would be a good idea.
:-|
honestly
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Female 5,139
its not the lobster its the shell cracking :P
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Male 788
Yeah just as the other comments. all i could think was SCAN THEM!!!
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Male 7,933
WTFGirl
Female, 13-17, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:57:59 PM
I bet if he scans anything he`ll hear thousands upon thousands of tiny screams. >8D
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Have you ever heard a lobster scream?
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Female 194
This video made me realize that I now I have a new worst fear.
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Female 1,287
run the scanner over and over again.
maybe the heat of the light would burn them.
:D
that would be great!

why do ants carry the eggs...?
does this guy never use his scanner not to notice them?
why throw it away?!?!?!
he could`ve just brought it to a computer fixer upper, and then let that guy[or girl] deal with it.
that way, the ants would die [`cause nobody likes `em] and then, you could save some money.
then, with the money you saved, you could buy a vacuum! :D or a...MAID!...or a..O.O
wow. i just read that comment "why not just run the scanner?"...hmm, because then you would have squished bugs in it and have to throw it away anyway. WE WANT MAIDS!

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Female 157
I bet if he scans anything he`ll hear thousands upon thousands of tiny screams. >8D
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Male 25
why not just run the scanner?
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Female 5,139
thats freaky!
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Male 9,306
EW EW EW BURN BURN KILL KILL! GET THEM DEAD! DEAD!
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Male 100
That would scare the bacheezus out of me if I opened that and found them all just.. EXISTING THERE.

Primetimekin, get firefox :D!!

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Male 741
fire is not enough.
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Male 446
scan them! I liked at the end "I am now going to go...throw this printer....away."

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I was REALLY hoping he was going to say, "I am now... going to.... SCAN something"

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Male 7,933
tanner, I get red underline on Safari
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Male 62
scan them! I liked at the end "I am now going to go...throw this printer....away."
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Female 29
That was kind of neat and gross at the same time
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Male 1,853
thats a free, perfect ant farm! give it to me!
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Male 79
Sliding glass door REALLY close to it, it`s not hard for one ant to walk in and make it`s way to the printer. If you`re that much of a neat freak, you`re....you`re......you`re.......damn it.
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Male 567
"my wife calls me"........"hello" : "SHREEEECKKKKKKK"
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Male 488
i would just run the scanner over and over and watch them all get crushed. then put a blank piece of paper in the scanner and scan it and make modern art. then sell teh picture and buy a new printer with the bazillions of dollars you get from your artwork

(btw "bazillions" is a word apparently, it didnt underline it red)

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Male 2,172
Clean your apartment more often you dirtbag.
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Male 192
That would suck, lol. He should keep scanning em, see what happens
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Male 246
wow thats amazing
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Female 110
Link: The Building of an Ant Colony [Rate Link] - A massive colony of ants builds their lair inside guy`s printer/scanner.
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