The All-Drug Olympics

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

Who are we kidding? Just let the athletes take all the drugs they want and let them compete. Here"s how it would be.
There are 55 comments:
Male 703
Isn`t the point of the internets so`s we can ALL watch stupid people doing stupid things, not just stupid people get to watch other stupid people doing stupid things?


*just kidding, i`m sure there are some cool yanks around... somewhere...*

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Female 228
maybe put up a link we can all watch?
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Female 1,186
xD classic SNL, ripped arms and spewing blood
nothing else like it
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Female 460
Don`t worry, non-Americans.. You aren`t missing out on too much..

That was.. OLD.

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Male 274

Male, 18-29, Canada
290 Posts Friday, August 15, 2008 7:33:28 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?"

Joke already made

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Male 504
From some of the worst years of SNL. A long-haired news anchor? God, Micheals lost his way and never got it back.
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Male 383
remember kids, drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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Male 256
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?

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Male 2,028
I love your picture Akeldama...
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Male 139
The twenty year old snl skits ? That`s because snl hasn`t done anything worthwhile in a long time.....
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Male 9,306
Don`t rub! Blot! XD
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Female 49
haha....they should have an all drugs olympics.
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Male 228
Why is there an international flame war going on?
It`s the Americans versus the British versus whoever the hell else feels the need to "win" in a pointless internet forum argument. Also, the SNL video was disgusting. It really was. "Today, Russia`s champ weightlifter will attempt to Clean and Jerk (insert sexual joke here) 1,500 pounds (appoximately 682 kilos!) which is triple the current world record!"

HUUURGH! UUUUGGGH!! *rip* *spurt splat gush drip* Ooh, he`s going to feel that in the morning! (The weightlifter`s arms were literally torn off, leaving large strands of bloody, shredded muscle fiber hanging from his shoulders.)

Glad I could help.

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Female 15,763
Awww, SNL.
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Male 11,740
WTF is up with all of the 20 year old SNL skits today?
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Female 5,139
^^^ lmao..


thats awful..
-giggles-

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Male 2,593

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Male 2,028
Darwin wins.
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Male 2,593
We should get Super Jesus to beat up Darwin
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Male 2,028
Here is his profile thingy...hopefully someone here is intelligent or knowledgeable enough to understand and explain it to us in a better way than I did...
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Male 2,028
My uncle hasn`t showered for 6 years.

It`s because he made this substance that uses ammonia-oxidizing bacteria to sort of keep you clean, and also increases nitric oxide, which, according to him, does lots of other beneficial stuff. :-)
He doesn`t even have any odor.It`s AWESOME. I have some in my room...

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Male 38
so....hang on mychemgirl, who`s side are you on?!
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Male 7,933
"shampoo [if they shower]"

Americans take more showers than anyone else. I know a bunch of people who take 3 a day

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Female 1,287
there is also a movie named grease in the states.

the only thing that europe has is...well, nothing really.
xD

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Female 1,287
and, america is the greasy one.
most people here use greasefor everything:
hair
lips
bruises
lotion
soap [xD]
shampoo [if they shower]
heck, we even put it in our food! :D
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Male 2,028
So...we kind of all got completely off-topic...
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Male 1,182
AHAAHa
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Male 1,182
what is that supposed to mean? europeans are the greasy ones you guys dont even shower
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Male 38
*man hugs back*
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Male 2,028
*hugs all Europeans on this site*
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Male 38
I try not to hug Americans, i might get grease all over me.
Thats if i can fit my arms around them.
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Male 2,028
Aww...now I want Darwin on my money...well I have thought about expatriating(word?) before...so maybe...wait, no, never mind, not England though...curses...
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Female 2,220
Have a normal Olympics and have a drug fueld Olympics.
That`s what my dad`s always said.
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Female 321
I try to not hug Europeans. They might have the Bubonic Plague.
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Male 1,455
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Male 210
@imtoobored

Maybe the US is just better.
Take that you crazy European.

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Male 38
Why does nobody answer me...
I feel unloved....
=`[

Unless someone gives me a hug of course.
=D

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Male 2,593
That was a SNL clip, right?
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Male 2,028
...it has such great history.
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Male 1,455
riday, August 15, 2008 4:43:03 PM
^^
Can they watch the video...?
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Yeah, I`m pretty sure that they can watch "US only" videos.

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Male 2,028
I want to visit Iraq...when it`s not in this crazy turmoil and such...
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Male 509
^^
Can they watch the video...?
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Female 5,139
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"

LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?

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Male 509
Damn it Canada!
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Male 2,028
Meh, the video was sort of stupid anyway...you didn`t miss much.
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Male 38
Why is it that the US always gets the good stuff?

And isn`t this one of Lee Evans` stand up......things?!

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Male 1,455
Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
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Taking the term emo to a whole new level!

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Female 321
The guy tries to lift weights and his arms fall off. That`s it.

FIN.

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Female 60
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
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Female 321
I think I would have to throw myself off a bridge. No more left hand shame?
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Male 528
Wow, some old school SNL. Makes me want to see Hans and Frans pump you up.
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Male 83
That was hot :D!
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Male 1,455
I feel bullied.
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Female 5,139
Godammit! cant watch it here in England :-(
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Male 19,865
Link: The All-Drug Olympics [Rate Link] - Who are we kidding? Just let the athletes take all the drugs they want and let them compete. Here`s how it would be.
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