The All-Drug Olympics

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Who are we kidding? Just let the athletes take all the drugs they want and let them compete. Here"s how it would be.
There are 55 comments:
Male 703
Isn`t the point of the internets so`s we can ALL watch stupid people doing stupid things, not just stupid people get to watch other stupid people doing stupid things?


*just kidding, i`m sure there are some cool yanks around... somewhere...*

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Female 228
maybe put up a link we can all watch?
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Female 1,186
xD classic SNL, ripped arms and spewing blood
nothing else like it
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Female 460
Don`t worry, non-Americans.. You aren`t missing out on too much..

That was.. OLD.

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Male 274

Male, 18-29, Canada
290 Posts Friday, August 15, 2008 7:33:28 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?"

Joke already made

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Male 504
From some of the worst years of SNL. A long-haired news anchor? God, Micheals lost his way and never got it back.
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Male 383
remember kids, drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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Male 256
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?

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Male 2,028
I love your picture Akeldama...
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Male 139
The twenty year old snl skits ? That`s because snl hasn`t done anything worthwhile in a long time.....
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Male 9,305
Don`t rub! Blot! XD
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Female 49
haha....they should have an all drugs olympics.
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Male 228
Why is there an international flame war going on?
It`s the Americans versus the British versus whoever the hell else feels the need to "win" in a pointless internet forum argument. Also, the SNL video was disgusting. It really was. "Today, Russia`s champ weightlifter will attempt to Clean and Jerk (insert sexual joke here) 1,500 pounds (appoximately 682 kilos!) which is triple the current world record!"

HUUURGH! UUUUGGGH!! *rip* *spurt splat gush drip* Ooh, he`s going to feel that in the morning! (The weightlifter`s arms were literally torn off, leaving large strands of bloody, shredded muscle fiber hanging from his shoulders.)

Glad I could help.

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Female 15,763
Awww, SNL.
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Male 11,739
WTF is up with all of the 20 year old SNL skits today?
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Female 5,139
^^^ lmao..


thats awful..
-giggles-

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Male 2,592

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Male 2,028
Darwin wins.
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Male 2,592
We should get Super Jesus to beat up Darwin
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Male 2,028
Here is his profile thingy...hopefully someone here is intelligent or knowledgeable enough to understand and explain it to us in a better way than I did...
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Male 2,028
My uncle hasn`t showered for 6 years.

It`s because he made this substance that uses ammonia-oxidizing bacteria to sort of keep you clean, and also increases nitric oxide, which, according to him, does lots of other beneficial stuff. :-)
He doesn`t even have any odor.It`s AWESOME. I have some in my room...

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Male 38
so....hang on mychemgirl, who`s side are you on?!
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Male 7,933
"shampoo [if they shower]"

Americans take more showers than anyone else. I know a bunch of people who take 3 a day

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Female 1,287
there is also a movie named grease in the states.

the only thing that europe has is...well, nothing really.
xD

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Female 1,287
and, america is the greasy one.
most people here use greasefor everything:
hair
lips
bruises
lotion
soap [xD]
shampoo [if they shower]
heck, we even put it in our food! :D
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Male 2,028
So...we kind of all got completely off-topic...
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Male 1,182
AHAAHa
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Male 1,182
what is that supposed to mean? europeans are the greasy ones you guys dont even shower
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Male 38
*man hugs back*
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Male 2,028
*hugs all Europeans on this site*
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Male 38
I try not to hug Americans, i might get grease all over me.
Thats if i can fit my arms around them.
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Male 2,028
Aww...now I want Darwin on my money...well I have thought about expatriating(word?) before...so maybe...wait, no, never mind, not England though...curses...
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Female 2,220
Have a normal Olympics and have a drug fueld Olympics.
That`s what my dad`s always said.
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Female 321
I try to not hug Europeans. They might have the Bubonic Plague.
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Male 1,455
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Male 210
@imtoobored

Maybe the US is just better.
Take that you crazy European.

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Male 38
Why does nobody answer me...
I feel unloved....
=`[

Unless someone gives me a hug of course.
=D

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Male 2,592
That was a SNL clip, right?
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Male 2,028
...it has such great history.
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Male 1,455
riday, August 15, 2008 4:43:03 PM
^^
Can they watch the video...?
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Yeah, I`m pretty sure that they can watch "US only" videos.

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Male 2,028
I want to visit Iraq...when it`s not in this crazy turmoil and such...
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Male 509
^^
Can they watch the video...?
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Female 5,139
"Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"

LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?

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Male 509
Damn it Canada!
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Male 2,028
Meh, the video was sort of stupid anyway...you didn`t miss much.
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Male 38
Why is it that the US always gets the good stuff?

And isn`t this one of Lee Evans` stand up......things?!

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Male 1,455
Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
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Taking the term emo to a whole new level!

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Female 321
The guy tries to lift weights and his arms fall off. That`s it.

FIN.

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Female 60
............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
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Female 321
I think I would have to throw myself off a bridge. No more left hand shame?
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Male 528
Wow, some old school SNL. Makes me want to see Hans and Frans pump you up.
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Male 83
That was hot :D!
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Male 1,455
I feel bullied.
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Female 5,139
Godammit! cant watch it here in England :-(
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Male 20,911
Link: The All-Drug Olympics [Rate Link] - Who are we kidding? Just let the athletes take all the drugs they want and let them compete. Here`s how it would be.
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