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Date: 08/15/08 04:14 PM

55 Responses to The All-Drug Olympics

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Link: The All-Drug Olympics - Who are we kidding? Just let the athletes take all the drugs they want and let them compete. Here`s how it would be.
  2. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    Godammit! cant watch it here in England :-(
  3. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    I feel bullied.
  4. Profile photo of zephyrnok
    zephyrnok Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    That was hot :D!
  5. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Wow, some old school SNL. Makes me want to see Hans and Frans pump you up.
  6. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    I think I would have to throw myself off a bridge. No more left hand shame?
  7. Profile photo of Samigator
    Samigator Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    ............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
  8. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    The guy tries to lift weights and his arms fall off. That`s it.

    FIN.

  9. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
    ............sucks to live in Canada at the moment
    -------------------------------------------------

    Taking the term emo to a whole new level!

  10. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Why is it that the US always gets the good stuff?

    And isn`t this one of Lee Evans` stand up......things?!

  11. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    Meh, the video was sort of stupid anyway...you didn`t miss much.
  12. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Damn it Canada!
  13. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    "Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
    ............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"

    LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?

  14. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    ^^
    Can they watch the video...?
  15. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    I want to visit Iraq...when it`s not in this crazy turmoil and such...
  16. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    riday, August 15, 2008 4:43:03 PM
    ^^
    Can they watch the video...?
    ---------------------------------

    Yeah, I`m pretty sure that they can watch "US only" videos.

  17. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    ...it has such great history.
  18. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    That was a SNL clip, right?
  19. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Why does nobody answer me...
    I feel unloved....
    =`[

    Unless someone gives me a hug of course.
    =D

  20. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    @imtoobored

    Maybe the US is just better.
    Take that you crazy European.

  21. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    I doubt it sup_dawg444
  22. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    I try to not hug Europeans. They might have the Bubonic Plague.
  23. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Have a normal Olympics and have a drug fueld Olympics.
    That`s what my dad`s always said.
  24. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Aww...now I want Darwin on my money...well I have thought about expatriating(word?) before...so maybe...wait, no, never mind, not England though...curses...
  25. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    I try not to hug Americans, i might get grease all over me.
    Thats if i can fit my arms around them.
  26. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    *hugs all Europeans on this site*
  27. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    *man hugs back*
  28. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    what is that supposed to mean? europeans are the greasy ones you guys dont even shower
  29. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    AHAAHa
  30. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    So...we kind of all got completely off-topic...
  31. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    and, america is the greasy one.
    most people here use greasefor everything:
    hair
    lips
    bruises
    lotion
    soap
    shampoo
    heck, we even put it in our food! :D
  32. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    there is also a movie named grease in the states.

    the only thing that europe has is...well, nothing really.
    xD

  33. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    "shampoo "

    Americans take more showers than anyone else. I know a bunch of people who take 3 a day

  34. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    so....hang on mychemgirl, who`s side are you on?!
  35. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    My uncle hasn`t showered for 6 years.

    It`s because he made this substance that uses ammonia-oxidizing bacteria to sort of keep you clean, and also increases nitric oxide, which, according to him, does lots of other beneficial stuff. :-)
    He doesn`t even have any odor.It`s AWESOME. I have some in my room...

  36. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Here is his profile thingy...hopefully someone here is intelligent or knowledgeable enough to understand and explain it to us in a better way than I did...
  37. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    We should get Super Jesus to beat up Darwin
  38. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Darwin wins.
  39. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:19 pm

  40. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    ^^^ lmao..


    thats awful..
    -giggles-

  41. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    WTF is up with all of the 20 year old SNL skits today?
  42. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Awww, SNL.
  43. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Why is there an international flame war going on?
    It`s the Americans versus the British versus whoever the hell else feels the need to "win" in a pointless internet forum argument. Also, the SNL video was disgusting. It really was. "Today, Russia`s champ weightlifter will attempt to Clean and Jerk (insert sexual joke here) 1,500 pounds (appoximately 682 kilos!) which is triple the current world record!"

    HUUURGH! UUUUGGGH!! *rip* *spurt splat gush drip* Ooh, he`s going to feel that in the morning! (The weightlifter`s arms were literally torn off, leaving large strands of bloody, shredded muscle fiber hanging from his shoulders.)

    Glad I could help.

  44. Profile photo of Akeldama
    Akeldama Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    haha....they should have an all drugs olympics.
  45. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Don`t rub! Blot! XD
  46. Profile photo of phinphan
    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    The twenty year old snl skits ? That`s because snl hasn`t done anything worthwhile in a long time.....
  47. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    I love your picture Akeldama...
  48. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    "Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
    "Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
    ............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
    LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

    well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?

  49. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    remember kids, drugs are bad, mmmkay?
  50. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    504 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    From some of the worst years of SNL. A long-haired news anchor? God, Micheals lost his way and never got it back.
  51. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Male, 18-29, Canada
    290 Posts Friday, August 15, 2008 7:33:28 PM
    "Friday, August 15, 2008 4:42:08 PM
    "Friday, August 15, 2008 4:24:55 PM
    ............sucks to live in Canada at the moment"
    LOL poor you, would you rather be in Iraq?"

    well that depends, can i use HULU from iraq?"

    Joke already made

  52. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Don`t worry, non-Americans.. You aren`t missing out on too much..

    That was.. OLD.

  53. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 4:59 am
    xD classic SNL, ripped arms and spewing blood
    nothing else like it
  54. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:43 am
    maybe put up a link we can all watch?
  55. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:27 am
    Isn`t the point of the internets so`s we can ALL watch stupid people doing stupid things, not just stupid people get to watch other stupid people doing stupid things?


    *just kidding, i`m sure there are some cool yanks around... somewhere...*

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