The 7 Crappiest Super Heroes in Comic Book History

Submitted by: ichamps 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16547_7-crappiest-super-heroes-in-comic-book-history.html

Some ideas for super heroes should have never been committed to paper. But they were, and here they are.
There are 30 comments:
Male 22
the black condor is physically impossible - humans just dont have the right bodies for unaided flight
the main reason is that we`re far too heavy and not strong enough to sustain our own weight in flight (of this type at least)
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Male 128
The red bee is my new hero.
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Female 460
Ahah, I`ve actually seen a Whizzer comic. I thought it was a joke, though. xD
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Female 167
LOL.... "The Whizzer"... whizzzzz
But where oh where is Aquaman? xD
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Male 528
Gee Davy, you should have just sent the Whizzer after him.
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Female 1,231
LOL Black Condor. XD
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Male 3,296
oh lols,,,,

i ended up reading the other article... "5 upcoming superhero movies that must be stopped"

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Male 3,296
YEah those are all C-level superheroes

nobody wants to see

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Female 2,552
Wow. They make Batman look good!
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Female 519
I wish I was raised by condors, that`d be awesome.
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Male 407
Having your name in orange looks so badass
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Female 5,139
LOL awww poor Davy.
i rarely drink but when i do i make sure to drink at least two pints of water before bed... its good for the morning :-P
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Male 12,138
^^ Nah not drunk with power, though was very drunk last night, got home this morning sometime round 6AM... Little sis got married yesterday so good times good times.

Anyways, he posted a link to his personal youtube channel, nothing to do with the post, just some jerk who made an IAB account to try to get his hit numbers up. I hate spammers with a passion when at the best of times, but when I`m THIS hungover...

Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m off to brew up a cup of strong coffee. Reckon I`m gonna drop a couple of Advil into that bad boy as well.

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Female 5,139
davy what did he do?

.... :-D

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Female 15,763
Watch out, Davy`s drunk and wild with power! :O

I`d like to meet some of the Cracked writers sometime.

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Male 2,395
OMG Those were stupid XD
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Male 22
Jesus

I was crying of laughter at the last one, who thinks of these storys?
and a bloody transfusion from a mongoose? These guys should of turned to comedy instead of comic,

srly.

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Male 12,138
^^mecsicanboi1, Male, 18-29, Midwest US, 1 Posts
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mecsicanboi1, spamming your youtube channel on IAB will result in summary deletion of any such posts, temporary or permanent banning, and last but not least me coming round to your house to kick you in squarely the balls.

Pull that sh*t again, and you`re gonna have the shortest account in IAB history.

Dick.

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Male 244
xiquiripat: Having a hobby is having too much time on my hands?
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Male 2,422
JonahLantern: You have too much time on your hands.
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Male 513
I read that article last night on cracked, but decided not to submit it because it was only a matter of time before someone else would. If it`s on Cracked, it will surely be on IAB before too long.
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Female 5,139
^^... its a funny name though...elongated man.. bahahaha
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Male 244
I wholly disagree with Elongated Man being on this list. All of these other super heroes have faded away into obscurity due to their stupidity. But Elongated Man is STILL a staple of DC comics. He was a major player in Identity Crisis, one of DC`s most critically acclaimed books, and played a huge role in 52, a recent weekly series. Even after his death, he`s still considered cool enough to have a book. If they wanted Ralph Dibny on the list, they should have used his new alter-ego. Ralph Dibny: Ghost Detective. Elongated Man may be slightly weird, but "Ghost Detective" is ridiculous.
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Male 214
Haha so much innuendo!!
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Male 1,623
That was interesting to read.
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Male 426
"We assume they`ll have a Lambada themed comic next year"

LMAO...

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Female 192
I really liked US1 lol
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Female 5,139
So many super hero posts lately!
this ones a bit harsh though lmao

...and hahaha at the elongated man, oh lord

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Male 192
Haha! The Whizzer is dressed in yellow... get it? lol )-| I actually never heard of most of them, but I do remember reading something about The Red Bee once.
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Male 176
Link: The 7 Crappiest Super Heroes in Comic Book History [Rate Link] - Some ideas for super heroes should have never been committed to paper. But they were, and here they are.
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