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Date: 08/15/08 07:13 AM

30 Responses to The 7 Crappiest Super Heroes in Comic Book History

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    ichamps Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Link: The 7 Crappiest Super Heroes in Comic Book History - Some ideas for super heroes should have never been committed to paper. But they were, and here they are.
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    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2008 at 6:51 am
    Haha! The Whizzer is dressed in yellow... get it? lol )-| I actually never heard of most of them, but I do remember reading something about The Red Bee once.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:23 am
    So many super hero posts lately!
    this ones a bit harsh though lmao

    ...and hahaha at the elongated man, oh lord

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    karenina Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:29 am
    I really liked US1 lol
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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:37 am
    "We assume they`ll have a Lambada themed comic next year"

    LMAO...

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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:39 am
    That was interesting to read.
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    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:46 am
    Haha so much innuendo!!
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    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    246 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 9:01 am
    I wholly disagree with Elongated Man being on this list. All of these other super heroes have faded away into obscurity due to their stupidity. But Elongated Man is STILL a staple of DC comics. He was a major player in Identity Crisis, one of DC`s most critically acclaimed books, and played a huge role in 52, a recent weekly series. Even after his death, he`s still considered cool enough to have a book. If they wanted Ralph Dibny on the list, they should have used his new alter-ego. Ralph Dibny: Ghost Detective. Elongated Man may be slightly weird, but "Ghost Detective" is ridiculous.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 9:06 am
    ^^... its a funny name though...elongated man.. bahahaha
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    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 9:47 am
    I read that article last night on cracked, but decided not to submit it because it was only a matter of time before someone else would. If it`s on Cracked, it will surely be on IAB before too long.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2008 at 9:47 am
    JonahLantern: You have too much time on your hands.
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    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    246 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 9:55 am
    xiquiripat: Having a hobby is having too much time on my hands?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
    ^^mecsicanboi1, Male, 18-29, Midwest US, 1 Posts

    mecsicanboi1, spamming your youtube channel on IAB will result in summary deletion of any such posts, temporary or permanent banning, and last but not least me coming round to your house to kick you in squarely the balls.

    Pull that sh*t again, and you`re gonna have the shortest account in IAB history.

    Dick.

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    Negatively Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
    Jesus

    I was crying of laughter at the last one, who thinks of these storys?
    and a bloody transfusion from a mongoose? These guys should of turned to comedy instead of comic,

    srly.

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 10:57 am
    OMG Those were stupid XD
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Watch out, Davy`s drunk and wild with power! :O

    I`d like to meet some of the Cracked writers sometime.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:17 am
    davy what did he do?

    .... :-D

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:30 am
    ^^ Nah not drunk with power, though was very drunk last night, got home this morning sometime round 6AM... Little sis got married yesterday so good times good times.

    Anyways, he posted a link to his personal youtube channel, nothing to do with the post, just some jerk who made an IAB account to try to get his hit numbers up. I hate spammers with a passion when at the best of times, but when I`m THIS hungover...

    Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m off to brew up a cup of strong coffee. Reckon I`m gonna drop a couple of Advil into that bad boy as well.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:34 am
    LOL awww poor Davy.
    i rarely drink but when i do i make sure to drink at least two pints of water before bed... its good for the morning :-P
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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Having your name in orange looks so badass
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    I wish I was raised by condors, that`d be awesome.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    Wow. They make Batman look good!
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    YEah those are all C-level superheroes

    nobody wants to see

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    oh lols,,,,

    i ended up reading the other article... "5 upcoming superhero movies that must be stopped"

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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    LOL Black Condor. XD
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Gee Davy, you should have just sent the Whizzer after him.
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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    LOL.... "The Whizzer"... whizzzzz
    But where oh where is Aquaman? xD
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    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    Ahah, I`ve actually seen a Whizzer comic. I thought it was a joke, though. xD
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    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:58 am
    The red bee is my new hero.
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    dorsal Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:31 am
    the black condor is physically impossible - humans just dont have the right bodies for unaided flight
    the main reason is that we`re far too heavy and not strong enough to sustain our own weight in flight (of this type at least)

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