The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

Submitted by: ichamps 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16532_5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high.html

They say drugs are bad for you, but according to history, some incredibly awesome discoveries have been made. Go drugs?
There are 40 comments:
Male 513
Cracked...awesome magazine, boring website.... plus with just about every list on IAB being from Cracked.com, why not call this site "Cracked Lite"?
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Female 188
I second the "Artists are better on drugs" theory. my cases in point: Robin williams and Aerosmith.
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Female 1,231
i-am-cracked.com.

And it`s:

"Dude, I think if we put the cat in the box, it`ll be, like, dead AND alive. At the same time! -gigglesnort-"

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Male 3,296
"We should be good with just this, right guys?"

haha i thought that was halarious...

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Male 541
what about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
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Female 66
kirby_ty
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
5 Posts Monday, August 04, 2008 3:57:19 PM
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I`m sad that alice in wonderland isn`t on there.

Alice in wonderland was written by a pedophile(and originial Alice is in an asylum, because her whole family died in a fire.)

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Male 909
Is it just me or did they just do a plug for Pineapple Express?
I want to see that movie, but now?
I gently weep.
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Male 1,825
Hotel california is not a classic. anything by the eagles done on weed is an insult to weed
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Female 466
The entire album "Hotel California" was done while the band the "Eagles" were hitting a Bong!
That is just what I read a while back.....
The album? I`m older then most of ya`ll, when it came out? Was like nothing else at that time...
A "classic", that 30yrs later is still being played and purchased... Guess that was some pretty good stuff they were smoking..Oh yeah, I was there at that time, you know, 25 bucks an ounce, and if it was a friend who sold it to you..It was a hefty one!!!!!!! (laughing, at what ya`ll pay for it now)
(former smoker,just makes ya` tired and hungry at my age!!!)
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Female 481
I really thought that Allice in Wonderland was going to be on this list...
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Female 519
God was probably on ecstasy or something when he created us?

Yeah, I dunno. :-|

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Female 498
stoned people make the best music!
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Female 195
"If you think drugs have never done any good, go to your records and throw out ever single one. Because when making those songs, every single one of those artists were reaaaaaaaallllllllll drating high"
My boyfriend and I had this discussion a while back in his car while listening to the radio...as each song came on we too came to the conclusion that most if not all the songs we heard were by someone that was probably stoned.
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Male 1,825
"If you think drugs have never done any good, go to your records and throw out ever single one. Because when making those songs, every single one of those artists were reaaaaaaaallllllllll drating high"
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Male 7
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I`m sad that alice in wonderland isn`t on there.
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Male 1,788
For what it`s worth rumo, I`ve thought of billion dollar ideas while on marijuana...I just can`t seem to remember any of them...
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Male 2,958
Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.
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Male 7,933
NYAAN
Female, 13-17, Southern US
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, August 04, 2008 2:49:26 PM
brings me to that demetri martin (i think it was him) joke: "what was the most intelligent sentence ever spoken that contained the word `dude`?"
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Dude, these are isotopes
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Female 316
brings me to that demetri martin (i think it was him) joke: "what was the most intelligent sentence ever spoken that contained the word `dude`?"
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Male 64
I don`t know about anyone else, but I`m getting a little tired of Cracked`s absurdly exaggerated posts.

Heck, were this not about inventions, we could`ve thrown in the fact that Hitler was a heroine addict. But, that`s what the History channel is for, no?

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Male 197
LOL
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Female 310
everytime i see a list i know its cracked.com

either way i still like them tho

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Male 55
i would be very pleased to hear your ideas that would solve the economy crisis while you were high.
my guess it has something to do with selling massive amounts of high priced tacos
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Male 2,958
Every cracked post has at least one person pointing out how absurd it is that there`s so many of them.
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Female 444
Eh, cracked is just a part of your daily internet dose. I don`t mind; it gives me two places to comment about the article. Yay!
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Male 247
Decent list, but highly deficient.
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Female 5,139
OH my lord, i may have only noticed recently, but whats with all the bitchiness ?? seriously. stop complaining about every little drating thing
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Female 15,763
Because IAB has a school-girl crush on Cracked, Tommy.
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Male 475
does every list on cracked.com get on here?

i was on cracked this morning and went to this website and there it was

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Male 2,958
-im kinda dissapointed no one did some cool sheet on marijuana.-

that`s cause when you smoke weed you just imagine how cool it would be if you got up and did something, instead of actually doing it.

For what it`s worth, I`ve almost solved the economy crisis and discovered the cancer gene while high on marijuana.

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Male 7,933
Wanna fanta dont you wanna wanna fanta dont you wanna....


Lol, the Great Human Genome Project was all based off the discoveries of a guy that did LSD.

And with 9 Badass Biblical verses, and now 5 Greatest Things ever Accomplished While High. We can all agree (Christians, Jews, Muslims, Agnostics, and Atheist)... Moses was pretty bad ass.

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Male 1,455
As soon as I read "5 greatest things", I knew cracked would show up.
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Female 5,139
actually i just did some research on the fanta thing, and it might not be true...
i hope not -paranoid about drinking pop- lol

i effin hate nazis.

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Male 320
Why none on ecstasy!? That would be awesome.
Lol - Moses on shrooms, that would be great to watch
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Male 382
I`ve lost respect for scientists.
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Male 55
im kinda dissapointed no one did some cool sheet on marijuana.
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Male 4,393
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
1202 Posts Monday, August 04, 2008 2:05:37 PM
"A Coke Addict Makes a Coke-Flavored Cola and Calls it Coke"

...and nazis invented fanta?

the world will never know.... :P

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Male 1
Ah, the greatness that can come from drugs, other than an awsome feeling!
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Female 5,139
"A Coke Addict Makes a Coke-Flavored Cola and Calls it Coke"

...and nazis invented fanta?

what the hell is going on with fizzy drinks :-|

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Male 176
Link: The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High [Rate Link] - They say drugs are bad for you, but according to history, some incredibly awesome discoveries have been made. Go drugs?
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