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Date: 08/04/08 02:02 PM

40 Responses to The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

  1. Profile photo of ichamps
    ichamps Male 18-29
    176 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Link: The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High - They say drugs are bad for you, but according to history, some incredibly awesome discoveries have been made. Go drugs?
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    "A Coke Addict Makes a Coke-Flavored Cola and Calls it Coke"

    ...and nazis invented fanta?

    what the hell is going on with fizzy drinks :-|

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    Havoc922 Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Ah, the greatness that can come from drugs, other than an awsome feeling!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    alice_x
    Female, 18-29, Europe
    1202 Posts Monday, August 04, 2008 2:05:37 PM
    "A Coke Addict Makes a Coke-Flavored Cola and Calls it Coke"

    ...and nazis invented fanta?

    the world will never know.... :P

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    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    im kinda dissapointed no one did some cool sheet on marijuana.
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    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    I`ve lost respect for scientists.
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    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    Why none on ecstasy!? That would be awesome.
    Lol - Moses on shrooms, that would be great to watch
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    actually i just did some research on the fanta thing, and it might not be true...
    i hope not -paranoid about drinking pop- lol

    i effin hate nazis.

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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    As soon as I read "5 greatest things", I knew cracked would show up.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Wanna fanta dont you wanna wanna fanta dont you wanna....


    Lol, the Great Human Genome Project was all based off the discoveries of a guy that did LSD.

    And with 9 Badass Biblical verses, and now 5 Greatest Things ever Accomplished While High. We can all agree (Christians, Jews, Muslims, Agnostics, and Atheist)... Moses was pretty bad ass.

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    -im kinda dissapointed no one did some cool sheet on marijuana.-

    that`s cause when you smoke weed you just imagine how cool it would be if you got up and did something, instead of actually doing it.

    For what it`s worth, I`ve almost solved the economy crisis and discovered the cancer gene while high on marijuana.

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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    does every list on cracked.com get on here?

    i was on cracked this morning and went to this website and there it was

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Because IAB has a school-girl crush on Cracked, Tommy.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    OH my lord, i may have only noticed recently, but whats with all the bitchiness ?? seriously. stop complaining about every little drating thing
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    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Decent list, but highly deficient.
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    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Eh, cracked is just a part of your daily internet dose. I don`t mind; it gives me two places to comment about the article. Yay!
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Every cracked post has at least one person pointing out how absurd it is that there`s so many of them.
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    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    i would be very pleased to hear your ideas that would solve the economy crisis while you were high.
    my guess it has something to do with selling massive amounts of high priced tacos
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    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    everytime i see a list i know its cracked.com

    either way i still like them tho

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    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    LOL
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    Upaut Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    I don`t know about anyone else, but I`m getting a little tired of Cracked`s absurdly exaggerated posts.

    Heck, were this not about inventions, we could`ve thrown in the fact that Hitler was a heroine addict. But, that`s what the History channel is for, no?

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    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    brings me to that demetri martin (i think it was him) joke: "what was the most intelligent sentence ever spoken that contained the word `dude`?"
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    NYAAN
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    153 Posts
    Monday, August 04, 2008 2:49:26 PM
    brings me to that demetri martin (i think it was him) joke: "what was the most intelligent sentence ever spoken that contained the word `dude`?"
    =====================================
    Dude, these are isotopes
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    For what it`s worth rumo, I`ve thought of billion dollar ideas while on marijuana...I just can`t seem to remember any of them...
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    kirby_ty Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    :[
    I`m sad that alice in wonderland isn`t on there.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    "If you think drugs have never done any good, go to your records and throw out ever single one. Because when making those songs, every single one of those artists were reaaaaaaaallllllllll drating high"
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    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    "If you think drugs have never done any good, go to your records and throw out ever single one. Because when making those songs, every single one of those artists were reaaaaaaaallllllllll drating high"
    My boyfriend and I had this discussion a while back in his car while listening to the radio...as each song came on we too came to the conclusion that most if not all the songs we heard were by someone that was probably stoned.
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    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    stoned people make the best music!
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    God was probably on ecstasy or something when he created us?

    Yeah, I dunno. :-|

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    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    I really thought that Allice in Wonderland was going to be on this list...
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    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    The entire album "Hotel California" was done while the band the "Eagles" were hitting a Bong!
    That is just what I read a while back.....
    The album? I`m older then most of ya`ll, when it came out? Was like nothing else at that time...
    A "classic", that 30yrs later is still being played and purchased... Guess that was some pretty good stuff they were smoking..Oh yeah, I was there at that time, you know, 25 bucks an ounce, and if it was a friend who sold it to you..It was a hefty one!!!!!!! (laughing, at what ya`ll pay for it now)
    (former smoker,just makes ya` tired and hungry at my age!!!)
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Hotel california is not a classic. anything by the eagles done on weed is an insult to weed
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    Is it just me or did they just do a plug for Pineapple Express?
    I want to see that movie, but now?
    I gently weep.
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    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 5:12 am
    kirby_ty
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    5 Posts Monday, August 04, 2008 3:57:19 PM
    :[
    I`m sad that alice in wonderland isn`t on there.

    Alice in wonderland was written by a pedophile(and originial Alice is in an asylum, because her whole family died in a fire.)

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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 10:35 am
    what about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    "We should be good with just this, right guys?"

    haha i thought that was halarious...

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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    i-am-cracked.com.

    And it`s:

    "Dude, I think if we put the cat in the box, it`ll be, like, dead AND alive. At the same time! -gigglesnort-"

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    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    I second the "Artists are better on drugs" theory. my cases in point: Robin williams and Aerosmith.
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    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    Cracked...awesome magazine, boring website.... plus with just about every list on IAB being from Cracked.com, why not call this site "Cracked Lite"?

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