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Date: 08/20/08 04:40 PM

31 Responses to Socrates on Phelps

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    khasson Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Link: Socrates on Phelps - Real expert analysis of the Beijing games from Plato and Socrates break down the modern Olympic Games.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    and it sucks there are no orgies after the olympics anymore!
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    ClassOf10 Male 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    lol Maddog, that`s fantastic.

    Do we really need Socrates to tell us how awesome Phelps is? Did anyone else see his 100m butterfly? THAT was awesome.

    (dunno if it was the 100m race. Dont` really keep up with distances, lol)

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    Sillii Female 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Phelps, at 1:31, looked like a white Barack Obama.

    ...Just saying.

    A little awkward video, but still amusing.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    lol that was pretty funny, ive always wondered what the olympics started out like..

    _______

    on an unrelated note, my bfs computer decided to break the other day, and hes external harddrive is fried.. hes been able to save the music but we have lost 3-4 years worth of pictures... :-( thats all the pictures of our relationship..gone

    sorry im so off-topic, but im seriously depressed now.. we thought he would be able to save them, but were mistaken..

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    Anish Male 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I never knew these Ancient Greek philosophers were gay...
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    amandalea Female 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Ah, dude. I stopped when I thought Barack Obama pulled a Michael Jackson and took up swimming.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    no orgies????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THEY!!!!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    lolz The_Maddog
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    I always get the feeling that all that stuff we think about ancient societies maybe wasn`t... as emphasized as we thought.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    Alice..take it to a PC repair place..they "may" be able to pull off a disc image. There are guides / software online but it`s tricky...a pro should be able to do it though...

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    He took it the other day and they said they would be able to retrieve the files, he took it back today and they said they cant now :-?
    i have no idea what happened in that time but the pics seem to have vanished, hes only saved the music because it was all on hes dads pc aswell lol..
    arghhh im so... angry/depressed/pissed/...slighlty hungry right now!
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    omg thats all the pics of my first hamster smudge :-(
    hes died now but.. :-( :-( ... and my other hamster muffin, whos also died! lol...but.. GURGH!
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    If your talking PC world, your talking about a bunch of kids on minimum wage with no real training..who quite frankly couldnt find their arse with both hands and a roadmap. Got to a private repair place. Data is ALLWAYS retrivable. you just need to speak to the right people. I promise you.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    " you just need to speak to the right people. I promise you."

    lol you sounds like the PC mafia or something

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    sorry..thanks maddog :-D i feel much better now, and i shall tell him! :-D
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I just know the right people is all. A similar thing happened to me. I just had to dismantle the drive and rebuild it with new parts. Just dont mess with the drive any further and you should get whatever u want back.
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    soundman427 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    It`s funny, because it`s true,
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    the cartoon michael phelps has a fricking ten pack!
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    i mean... that`s not really impressive, cuz i have a 15 pack. just thought it was interesting.....
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    QUICK SOMEONE GET A RED LASER!
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    Rifle_Chic Female 13-17
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    August 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    *drool* Michael Phelps

    Please tell me I`m not the only one who does that...

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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    he looks like a white obama!!
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    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    Did they read my mind?
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    clever-chan Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    omg, when that socrates started talking about water glistening off of his pectorals it sounded like my mom lmao, it wouldn`t surprise me if my parents` last fight was about mom yelling "OH GOD MICHAEL YES!!!" during sex, disturbing but intensely entertaining lol
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:00 am
    Anish - I never knew these Ancient Greek philosophers were gay...

    You`ve clearly not read enough Greek history or philosophy. And neither have the guys doing this video. There WERE women in the later Olympic games, and they were clothed. The men still did everything naked.
    Greek culture was very gay. Between pedastric relationships, Plato thinking an army of male lovers would be unstopable leading to the Golden Band of Thebes, Poets claiming that Eros (the god of love) fanned the flames of passion between men, and anal penetration after wrestling to further prove dominance, Myths about gods getting it on with other gods and mortal men alike (Ganymede)...lets just say that Meet the Spartans was more historically accurate sexually than 300. It is only in the last 1700 years (under Christian rule) that the world has gotten so uncomfortable with all sex, let alone gay sex.

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    Backfat Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:24 am
    Phelps FTW. Water is Phelps`s B**TCH!!
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    lur3nzo Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
    even if the ancient greeks were as gay as you say they still did not have gay marriage.
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Actually, they did. Pedastry was considered a form of marriage. Temporary marriage, but marriage nonetheless. Also, the Romans did have regular gay marriage. Several emperors married men in the same way they married their wives.
    Marriage has been redefined by every culture, every religion, every nation throughout history. To cling to the idea that it has only ever and should only ever be One man and One woman is not only insane, it`s an insult to human history.
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 11:49 am
    white Obama....weird.

    as for socrates, yeap, he a was a filthy pervert. dunno about plato though.

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