Socrates on Phelps

Submitted by: khasson 8 years ago Funny

Real expert analysis of the Beijing games from Plato and Socrates break down the modern Olympic Games.
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Male 674
white Obama....weird.

as for socrates, yeap, he a was a filthy pervert. dunno about plato though.

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Male 477
Actually, they did. Pedastry was considered a form of marriage. Temporary marriage, but marriage nonetheless. Also, the Romans did have regular gay marriage. Several emperors married men in the same way they married their wives.
Marriage has been redefined by every culture, every religion, every nation throughout history. To cling to the idea that it has only ever and should only ever be One man and One woman is not only insane, it`s an insult to human history.
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Male 4
even if the ancient greeks were as gay as you say they still did not have gay marriage.
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Male 1,894
Phelps FTW. Water is Phelps`s B**TCH!!
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Male 477
Anish - I never knew these Ancient Greek philosophers were gay...

You`ve clearly not read enough Greek history or philosophy. And neither have the guys doing this video. There WERE women in the later Olympic games, and they were clothed. The men still did everything naked.
Greek culture was very gay. Between pedastric relationships, Plato thinking an army of male lovers would be unstopable leading to the Golden Band of Thebes, Poets claiming that Eros (the god of love) fanned the flames of passion between men, and anal penetration after wrestling to further prove dominance, Myths about gods getting it on with other gods and mortal men alike (Ganymede)...lets just say that Meet the Spartans was more historically accurate sexually than 300. It is only in the last 1700 years (under Christian rule) that the world has gotten so uncomfortable with all sex, let alone gay sex.

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Female 345
omg, when that socrates started talking about water glistening off of his pectorals it sounded like my mom lmao, it wouldn`t surprise me if my parents` last fight was about mom yelling "OH GOD MICHAEL YES!!!" during sex, disturbing but intensely entertaining lol
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Female 519
Did they read my mind?
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Male 475
he looks like a white obama!!
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Female 179
*drool* Michael Phelps

Please tell me I`m not the only one who does that...

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Male 7,933
QUICK SOMEONE GET A RED LASER!
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Male 1,220
i mean... that`s not really impressive, cuz i have a 15 pack. just thought it was interesting.....
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Male 1,220
the cartoon michael phelps has a fricking ten pack!
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Male 84
It`s funny, because it`s true,
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Male 3,369
I just know the right people is all. A similar thing happened to me. I just had to dismantle the drive and rebuild it with new parts. Just dont mess with the drive any further and you should get whatever u want back.
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Female 5,139
sorry..thanks maddog :-D i feel much better now, and i shall tell him! :-D
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Female 5,139
" you just need to speak to the right people. I promise you."

lol you sounds like the PC mafia or something

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Male 3,369
If your talking PC world, your talking about a bunch of kids on minimum wage with no real training..who quite frankly couldnt find their arse with both hands and a roadmap. Got to a private repair place. Data is ALLWAYS retrivable. you just need to speak to the right people. I promise you.
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Female 5,139
omg thats all the pics of my first hamster smudge :-(
hes died now but.. :-( :-( ... and my other hamster muffin, whos also died! lol...but.. GURGH!
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Female 5,139
He took it the other day and they said they would be able to retrieve the files, he took it back today and they said they cant now :-?
i have no idea what happened in that time but the pics seem to have vanished, hes only saved the music because it was all on hes dads pc aswell lol..
arghhh im so... angry/depressed/pissed/...slighlty hungry right now!
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Male 3,369
Alice..take it to a PC repair place..they "may" be able to pull off a disc image. There are guides / software online but it`s tricky...a pro should be able to do it though...

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Female 15,763
I always get the feeling that all that stuff we think about ancient societies maybe wasn`t... as emphasized as we thought.
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Male 4,393
lolz The_Maddog
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Male 4,393
no orgies????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THEY!!!!
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Female 182
Ah, dude. I stopped when I thought Barack Obama pulled a Michael Jackson and took up swimming.
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Male 509
I never knew these Ancient Greek philosophers were gay...
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Female 5,139
lol that was pretty funny, ive always wondered what the olympics started out like..

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on an unrelated note, my bfs computer decided to break the other day, and hes external harddrive is fried.. hes been able to save the music but we have lost 3-4 years worth of pictures... :-( thats all the pictures of our relationship..gone

sorry im so off-topic, but im seriously depressed now.. we thought he would be able to save them, but were mistaken..

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Female 331
Phelps, at 1:31, looked like a white Barack Obama.

...Just saying.

A little awkward video, but still amusing.

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Male 101
lol Maddog, that`s fantastic.

Do we really need Socrates to tell us how awesome Phelps is? Did anyone else see his 100m butterfly? THAT was awesome.

(dunno if it was the 100m race. Dont` really keep up with distances, lol)

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Male 3,369
and it sucks there are no orgies after the olympics anymore!
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Male 3,369

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Male 3
Link: Socrates on Phelps [Rate Link] - Real expert analysis of the Beijing games from Plato and Socrates break down the modern Olympic Games.
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