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Date: 08/06/08 03:01 PM

57 Responses to Shoplifter Tripped by Woman When He Tries to Flee

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    Link: Shoplifter Tripped by Woman When He Tries to Flee - Oh how I`ve longed to be in a situation where I could do something like this.
  2. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Looks like he won a trip.

    TO JAIL

  3. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLA
  4. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    341 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    HaHa!
  5. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Took him a long time to fall but I wish I had an criminal ass kicker for a mum.
  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    LOL I bet that woman`s secretly a superhero. XD
  7. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  8. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    324 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    That was very Chaplin-esque. Go lady.
  9. Profile photo of Yaezakura
    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Awesome. The guy gets dragged back into the store, apparently breaks away somehow, only to be stopped by a well-placed foot.
  10. Profile photo of Anichan24
    Anichan24 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Wow, I love it so much. She just stuck her foot out there, I wouldn`t have even thought of it....
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Plink! BAM! XD
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    ^^ "Looks like he won a trip.

    TO JAIL"

    OMG Trigod, the penny`s just dropped- you`re that orange-skinned shiny-teethed host of the TV show Cops, aren`t you! Consider yourself outed!

  13. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    Owned.
  14. Profile photo of DragonWinter
    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    How did she not also trip the chaser guy?
  15. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    she has cot-like reflexes.
    she`s a superhero, after all
  16. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    ...and no, i did not mean cat.
  17. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    Nice going.
  18. Profile photo of threedaystil
    threedaystil Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    you think the guy would have seen the foot or pushed her over or something
  19. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    The video says guy and girl, they look like two women to me!
  20. Profile photo of slipdigit
    slipdigit Male 40-49
    7 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    I lOVE it. I just wished the bastard had landed face first onto the floor and knocked out a tooth or two to remind him of his stupidity.
  21. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    I`m not trying to be funny here or anything, but an injury could have resulted in her being sued, right?
  22. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Of course. You can sue for anything.


    That video made me giggle.

  23. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    that made me giggle.
  24. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    that was the most hilarious crime-stopping i`ve seen in a while!
  25. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    yes did you notice the first one step round the security. she might be robbing too. (: <<<i`m leftie.
  26. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    i could totally hear what she said.

    "whoops! didn`t see you there."

  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Pff, that was unnecessarily long.
  28. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    Hahaha
    Retard
  29. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    That was great.
  30. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    yeah, that was unnecessarily long.
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    hahahaha way to go!
  32. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Not even ten minutes before I am supposed to get off work, I see some early 30ish black dude walk up to a couple of the bikes parked outside of my store. He casually hops on one and starts to roll away.

    I asked if anyone owned the purple child-sized bike because, uh, someone just hopped on it and rode off. Some little kid looked up from the 360 Console and said "A purple bike? Thats mine!" Then bolts out the store, and I run after him.

    Upon seeing the guy ride away with said bike (which, looking back, seeing a roughly 6`2", 200+ man on a purple bike built for an 8-year-old looked kinda hilarious) I broke off into a run as the little boy shouted "Get the drat off my bike, thief!" The smokers standing outside all looked confused as I ran past them. The man looked over his shoulder then attempted to speed up faster.

    I chased him a good block, yelling at him (yeah, because it was so gonna help), while confused business folks said "Whats going on?",

  33. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    However, I was winded and losing speed. I frantically took off my shoe and launched it at his head. It hit the man, he swayed then started to fall; However, he steadied himself at the last moment then sped off and turned down the busy post-lunch-rush-hour street.

    I still feel pretty pooty over it, especially when I turned around to see the kid standing a few feet away, tears in his eyes. After walking him back to the store, my boss said it was a good thing I DIDN`T catch up with the guy and take the bike back, because he would have to fire me (something about the company policy, and that the dude could have sued me).

    I dunno. I just...am still at a loss for words. Why did people stand there with thumbs up their asses when they saw me chasing after some guy with the kid behind me screaming "He stole my bike!" Everyone just moved out of the way, looking confused.

    Uuugh.

  34. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I stood up and clapped. Literally!

    However, that video could`ve been cut in half.

  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    She is super cool and one bad ass chick!
  36. Profile photo of monkeyinmind
    monkeyinmind Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Nice shot. Well done lady.
  37. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    thats what i want to grow up to be
  38. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Cool, but I was hoping for a faceplant.
  39. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    they shouldve shortened that. but totally worth it in the end.
  40. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Oh man, I always wanted to do that too! I hate shoplifters! I used to work in a supermarket and I always wanted to be there with a clothesline or a well placed foot but it never happened damn it.

    Best shoplifting story: This guy wearing a baseball cap is walking out of the store when security notices the guy`s head is bleeding so he stops the guy and says, "Sir, your head is bleeding, are you ok?" and the guy says he`s fine and the security guy tells him it looks pretty bad and pulls the guys cap off and he`s got a freakin` roast on top of his head and the blood from the roast is dripping down his face. BUSTED!

  41. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    Yeah Iroj, I feel your pain. All these bean counting ass munchers that are afraid of being somehow held accountable for you doing the right thing have raped the morality out of society in so many ways.

    I`d say if they fire you which they might, you can file a wrongful termination lawsuit and if not then you can go steal their goddamn kids bike. Worthless drating panty wastes in society. The only thing necessary for Evil to triumph is for Good People to do nothing.

  42. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Brillant.
  43. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    why did the lady step around and then behind the security?
  44. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 1:06 am
    http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o99/M...
  45. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 1:08 am
    gah! too long to wait for the action to start!
    but it was all worth it
    i`m glad she had some quick thinking doing that while her "husband" (looked more like her girl friend or something) moved away to the side
  46. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 3:39 am
    what would he want with he cameras and razors? i can think of a few horrifying things.
  47. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 6:35 am
    well done, just a tiny little foot hook, hahhaha pwned
  48. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 6:41 am
    AWESOME
  49. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 6:52 am
    That was friggen GREAT!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Iroj - bystander effect. Kinda sad.
  51. Profile photo of mtwoofwoof
    mtwoofwoof Female 18-29
    41 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Haha. It made me laugh.
  52. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Her Kung-Fu is very strong.
  53. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    174 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    better: if the doors closed and he fell through them x]
  54. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 9:32 am
    PWND
  55. Profile photo of itsmyisliand
    itsmyisliand Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    wow thats amazing
    just goes to show how good some people are :)
  56. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    he was busted even without her. yellow shirt looked fast.
  57. Profile photo of Mgallo1
    Mgallo1 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 11:58 am
    That lady totally pwnd that dude.

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