Shoplifter Tripped by Woman When He Tries to Flee

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny

Oh how I"ve longed to be in a situation where I could do something like this.
There are 56 comments:
Male 9
That lady totally pwnd that dude.
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Male 1,193
he was busted even without her. yellow shirt looked fast.
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Male 12
wow thats amazing
just goes to show how good some people are :)
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Male 1,284
PWND
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Female 173
better: if the doors closed and he fell through them x]
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Male 3,058
Her Kung-Fu is very strong.
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Female 41
Haha. It made me laugh.
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Female 182
Iroj - bystander effect. Kinda sad.
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Female 466
That was friggen GREAT!!!!!
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Female 140
AWESOME
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Male 566
well done, just a tiny little foot hook, hahhaha pwned
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Male 2,553
what would he want with he cameras and razors? i can think of a few horrifying things.
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Female 1,186
gah! too long to wait for the action to start!
but it was all worth it
i`m glad she had some quick thinking doing that while her "husband" (looked more like her girl friend or something) moved away to the side
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Male 1,036
why did the lady step around and then behind the security?
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Female 70
Brillant.
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Male 3,431
Yeah Iroj, I feel your pain. All these bean counting ass munchers that are afraid of being somehow held accountable for you doing the right thing have raped the morality out of society in so many ways.

I`d say if they fire you which they might, you can file a wrongful termination lawsuit and if not then you can go steal their goddamn kids bike. Worthless drating panty wastes in society. The only thing necessary for Evil to triumph is for Good People to do nothing.

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Male 263
Oh man, I always wanted to do that too! I hate shoplifters! I used to work in a supermarket and I always wanted to be there with a clothesline or a well placed foot but it never happened damn it.

Best shoplifting story: This guy wearing a baseball cap is walking out of the store when security notices the guy`s head is bleeding so he stops the guy and says, "Sir, your head is bleeding, are you ok?" and the guy says he`s fine and the security guy tells him it looks pretty bad and pulls the guys cap off and he`s got a freakin` roast on top of his head and the blood from the roast is dripping down his face. BUSTED!

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Male 608
they shouldve shortened that. but totally worth it in the end.
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Male 1,590
Cool, but I was hoping for a faceplant.
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Female 264
thats what i want to grow up to be
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Female 90
Nice shot. Well done lady.
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Male 11,739
She is super cool and one bad ass chick!
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Female 330
I stood up and clapped. Literally!

However, that video could`ve been cut in half.

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Female 960
However, I was winded and losing speed. I frantically took off my shoe and launched it at his head. It hit the man, he swayed then started to fall; However, he steadied himself at the last moment then sped off and turned down the busy post-lunch-rush-hour street.

I still feel pretty pooty over it, especially when I turned around to see the kid standing a few feet away, tears in his eyes. After walking him back to the store, my boss said it was a good thing I DIDN`T catch up with the guy and take the bike back, because he would have to fire me (something about the company policy, and that the dude could have sued me).

I dunno. I just...am still at a loss for words. Why did people stand there with thumbs up their asses when they saw me chasing after some guy with the kid behind me screaming "He stole my bike!" Everyone just moved out of the way, looking confused.

Uuugh.

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Female 960
Not even ten minutes before I am supposed to get off work, I see some early 30ish black dude walk up to a couple of the bikes parked outside of my store. He casually hops on one and starts to roll away.

I asked if anyone owned the purple child-sized bike because, uh, someone just hopped on it and rode off. Some little kid looked up from the 360 Console and said "A purple bike? Thats mine!" Then bolts out the store, and I run after him.

Upon seeing the guy ride away with said bike (which, looking back, seeing a roughly 6`2", 200+ man on a purple bike built for an 8-year-old looked kinda hilarious) I broke off into a run as the little boy shouted "Get the drat off my bike, thief!" The smokers standing outside all looked confused as I ran past them. The man looked over his shoulder then attempted to speed up faster.

I chased him a good block, yelling at him (yeah, because it was so gonna help), while confused business folks said "Whats going on?",

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Female 5,139
hahahaha way to go!
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Female 943
yeah, that was unnecessarily long.
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Female 738
That was great.
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Female 1,470
Hahaha
Retard
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Female 15,763
Pff, that was unnecessarily long.
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Male 891
i could totally hear what she said.

"whoops! didn`t see you there."

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Male 2,388
yes did you notice the first one step round the security. she might be robbing too. (: <<<i`m leftie.
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Female 316
that was the most hilarious crime-stopping i`ve seen in a while!
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Male 2,788
that made me giggle.
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Female 100
Of course. You can sue for anything.


That video made me giggle.

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Male 1,270
I`m not trying to be funny here or anything, but an injury could have resulted in her being sued, right?
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Male 7
I lOVE it. I just wished the bastard had landed face first onto the floor and knocked out a tooth or two to remind him of his stupidity.
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Male 633
The video says guy and girl, they look like two women to me!
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Male 3
you think the guy would have seen the foot or pushed her over or something
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Male 1,220
...and no, i did not mean cat.
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Male 1,220
she has cot-like reflexes.
she`s a superhero, after all
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Female 118
How did she not also trip the chaser guy?
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Male 215
Owned.
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Male 12,138
^^ "Looks like he won a trip.

TO JAIL"

OMG Trigod, the penny`s just dropped- you`re that orange-skinned shiny-teethed host of the TV show Cops, aren`t you! Consider yourself outed!

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Male 9,305
Plink! BAM! XD
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Female 115
Wow, I love it so much. She just stuck her foot out there, I wouldn`t have even thought of it....
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Female 385
Awesome. The guy gets dragged back into the store, apparently breaks away somehow, only to be stopped by a well-placed foot.
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Female 321
That was very Chaplin-esque. Go lady.
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Male 432

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Male 2,395
LOL I bet that woman`s secretly a superhero. XD
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Male 382
Took him a long time to fall but I wish I had an criminal ass kicker for a mum.
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Female 340
HaHa!
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Male 358
DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLA
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Male 281
Looks like he won a trip.

TO JAIL

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Female 1,605
Link: Shoplifter Tripped by Woman When He Tries to Flee [Rate Link] - Oh how I`ve longed to be in a situation where I could do something like this.
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