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I`d say if they fire you which they might, you can file a wrongful termination lawsuit and if not then you can go steal their goddamn kids bike. Worthless drating panty wastes in society. The only thing necessary for Evil to triumph is for Good People to do nothing.
Best shoplifting story: This guy wearing a baseball cap is walking out of the store when security notices the guy`s head is bleeding so he stops the guy and says, "Sir, your head is bleeding, are you ok?" and the guy says he`s fine and the security guy tells him it looks pretty bad and pulls the guys cap off and he`s got a freakin` roast on top of his head and the blood from the roast is dripping down his face. BUSTED!
However, that video could`ve been cut in half.
I still feel pretty pooty over it, especially when I turned around to see the kid standing a few feet away, tears in his eyes. After walking him back to the store, my boss said it was a good thing I DIDN`T catch up with the guy and take the bike back, because he would have to fire me (something about the company policy, and that the dude could have sued me).
I dunno. I just...am still at a loss for words. Why did people stand there with thumbs up their asses when they saw me chasing after some guy with the kid behind me screaming "He stole my bike!" Everyone just moved out of the way, looking confused.
I asked if anyone owned the purple child-sized bike because, uh, someone just hopped on it and rode off. Some little kid looked up from the 360 Console and said "A purple bike? Thats mine!" Then bolts out the store, and I run after him.
Upon seeing the guy ride away with said bike (which, looking back, seeing a roughly 6`2", 200+ man on a purple bike built for an 8-year-old looked kinda hilarious) I broke off into a run as the little boy shouted "Get the drat off my bike, thief!" The smokers standing outside all looked confused as I ran past them. The man looked over his shoulder then attempted to speed up faster.
I chased him a good block, yelling at him (yeah, because it was so gonna help), while confused business folks said "Whats going on?",
"whoops! didn`t see you there."
That video made me giggle.
OMG Trigod, the penny`s just dropped- you`re that orange-skinned shiny-teethed host of the TV show Cops, aren`t you! Consider yourself outed!