Sexy Screenname

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

In this screenname-addled internet age, finding an original nickname for your on-line self can be tough. NSFW language.
There are 53 comments:
Male 244
lol hans fistin-anderson
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Female 1,407
LOL, the poor sap. ~_~...
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Female 20
my friend`s dad got wasted one night and prank-called their local kids-r-us & said he lost his child, whose name was "mike hunt." [say it aloud.] :/

anyway haha that video was very creative

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Male 1,140
haha tommy salami
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Male 266
totally stole the idea from this mad tv sketch, or maybe vice versa.
mad tv sketch: pornstar name registration
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Male 534
The original names as they are would have been great. A name like "Lovecraft" is pretty hot unaltered, right?
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Male 32
to quote the webslang video:

EPIC PHAIL. 3RD GRADE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR BACK. I WANT MY 2:32 BACK.
WORST.
VID.
EVAR.

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Male 327
he shud have tried I.C. weiner or Stu Pidass
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Male 541
he must be a really fast typer if he can type as fast as he was talking
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Female 264
the ending wasnt that bad, made me laugh more than the entire thing
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Female 2,220
kongen
Male, 18-29, Europe
255 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:32:07 AM
he should have tryed "john"

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lmao

SO true.

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Male 265
he should have tryed "john"
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Female 306
I thought there would be something funnier at the end too.
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Female 471
ROFLMAO!
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Female 4,028
That "I`m sorry" voice almost sounded sympathetic that his name was taken, haha!
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Male 13
Wow I just realised that
C.OCK was edited out of my post
haha
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Male 13
Haha I liked
J.R.R. Strokin`
And George Oralwell
And Fredrico Garcia Larez.... rooster
Best
I was seriously like ZOMGWTFLOL
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Male 436
Good work, Canada! Way to take care of business.
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Male 4,014
Even better, you`ll love this Canada, Canada convicted him, and instead of sending him to jail, they said, "Go to America." THEY LET HIM GO!!!

Luckily, now the US is gonna bust his ass, but WAY TO PASS THE FRICKEN BUCK CANADA!

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Male 4,014
This is no joke - I was working in a courthouse for a judge, and he was trying a case where the guy was straight up busted by the Canadian police "To Catch A Predator" style, and in court, the read out his chosen screen-name, which almost made us all laugh out loud, except for the seriousness/grossness of the guy.

His lame ass name: Iwantmesomebooty

Seriously, people do that.

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Female 80
heh heheh heheh that was silly.
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Male 598
J.K. Rucksack!
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Male 8,302
The punchline SHOULD have been (after all that)...

"I`M SORRY, THERE ARE NO MATCHES IN YOUR AREA"

Golden opportunity squandered.

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Male 39
J. R. R. Strokin`

genious :P

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Female 1,264
"I expected the ending to be like:
"Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".
agreed. that woulda been funny as hell."

I guess you could pass that off as funny but it doesnt really tie in with the concept of the skit.

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Male 386
primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
3673 Posts Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:47:44 PM
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luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
873 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:55:50 PM
How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
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Go back to the 3rd grade

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No, Ninth. Kids in NINTH grade STILL call me Ben Dover. (Ben walker)

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Female 609
^^ F___ YOU :P
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Female 609
I`m sorry that name is taken.

OH drat YOU!

lol

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Male 251
hahaha that was intense
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luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
873 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:55:50 PM
How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
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Go back to the 3rd grade

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Male 740
ahahaha i loved that
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Female 9
What amused me the most was the category. :3
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Male 334
lolol good video.
IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
869 Posts Tuesday, August 12, 2008 5:26:40 PM
I expected the ending to be like:
"Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".
agreed. that woulda been funny as hell.
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Female 262
My MSN name is Thorna Kate, haha, get if... fornacate... haha
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Male 2,703
I expected the ending to be like:

"Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".

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Female 93
I`m even worse when I`m trying to think of screen names XD
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Female 767
That was hilarious. You all know you`d react like that, start cursing at it, and then mock it.
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Male 2,395
How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
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Male 509
It`s awesome how he can say all of those off the top of his head.
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Male 1,263
Haha. That was pretty good.
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Female 657
I totally second Shellie84`s thought. ahaha.
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Female 4,197
lol that was good. Pretty inventive on the names, I`m impressed
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Male 2,788
federico garcia larcez ...... COCCK!
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Female 706
0_0
All those names...desecrated!
*sob*
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Female 87
F*** Scott Fitzgerald!!

I lol`d.
At more than one.

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Male 489
i was expecting something funny to happen at the end

sigh

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Female 5,139
lmao...thats so wrong :-D
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Male 140
What the hell? My comment got baleeted...

And I didn`t say first or anything like it...

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Male 214
Saw this on funny or die a while ago it makes me giggle.
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Female 15,763
That ending seemed kind of... long, drawn out, and awkward.

o_O

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Male 730
^they were all puns based off of a famous author. NOT THAT YOU`D KNOW.
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Male 295
i couldn`t hear some of those names. but that guy has issues >.>
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Male 20,827
Link: Sexy Screenname [Rate Link] - In this screenname-addled internet age, finding an original nickname for your on-line self can be tough. NSFW language.
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