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Date: 08/12/08 03:48 PM

54 Responses to Sexy Screenname

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Link: Sexy Screenname - In this screenname-addled internet age, finding an original nickname for your on-line self can be tough. NSFW language.
  2. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    i couldn`t hear some of those names. but that guy has issues >.>
  3. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    ^they were all puns based off of a famous author. NOT THAT YOU`D KNOW.
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    That ending seemed kind of... long, drawn out, and awkward.

    o_O

  5. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Saw this on funny or die a while ago it makes me giggle.
  6. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    What the hell? My comment got baleeted...

    And I didn`t say first or anything like it...

  7. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    lmao...thats so wrong :-D
  8. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    i was expecting something funny to happen at the end

    sigh

  9. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    F*** Scott Fitzgerald!!

    I lol`d.
    At more than one.

  10. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    0_0
    All those names...desecrated!
    *sob*
  11. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    federico garcia larcez ...... COCCK!
  12. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    lol that was good. Pretty inventive on the names, I`m impressed
  13. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I totally second Shellie84`s thought. ahaha.
  14. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Haha. That was pretty good.
  15. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    It`s awesome how he can say all of those off the top of his head.
  16. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
  17. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    That was hilarious. You all know you`d react like that, start cursing at it, and then mock it.
  18. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I`m even worse when I`m trying to think of screen names XD
  19. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    I expected the ending to be like:

    "Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".

  20. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    My MSN name is Thorna Kate, haha, get if... fornacate... haha
  21. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    lolol good video.
    IkeRay
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    869 Posts Tuesday, August 12, 2008 5:26:40 PM
    I expected the ending to be like:
    "Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".
    agreed. that woulda been funny as hell.
  22. Profile photo of Bombheart
    Bombheart Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    What amused me the most was the category. :3
  23. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    ahahaha i loved that
  24. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    luckyse7en
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    873 Posts
    Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:55:50 PM
    How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
    ============================

    Go back to the 3rd grade

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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    odd ending :\

    im worried

  26. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    hahaha that was intense
  27. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    I`m sorry that name is taken.

    OH drat YOU!

    lol

  28. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    ^^ F___ YOU :P
  29. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    3673 Posts Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:47:44 PM
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    luckyse7en
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    873 Posts
    Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:55:50 PM
    How about.... Ben Dover. >_>
    ============================

    Go back to the 3rd grade

    ==========================
    ==========================

    No, Ninth. Kids in NINTH grade STILL call me Ben Dover. (Ben walker)

  30. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    "I expected the ending to be like:
    "Whores. Oo, nice, hot.....MOM??? (or wife or sister)".
    agreed. that woulda been funny as hell."

    I guess you could pass that off as funny but it doesnt really tie in with the concept of the skit.

  31. Profile photo of dberdude53
    dberdude53 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    J. R. R. Strokin`

    genious :P

  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    The punchline SHOULD have been (after all that)...

    "I`M SORRY, THERE ARE NO MATCHES IN YOUR AREA"

    Golden opportunity squandered.

  33. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    J.K. Rucksack!
  34. Profile photo of maverybones
    maverybones Female 18-29
    81 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    heh heheh heheh that was silly.
  35. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    This is no joke - I was working in a courthouse for a judge, and he was trying a case where the guy was straight up busted by the Canadian police "To Catch A Predator" style, and in court, the read out his chosen screen-name, which almost made us all laugh out loud, except for the seriousness/grossness of the guy.

    His lame ass name: Iwantmesomebooty

    Seriously, people do that.

  36. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    Even better, you`ll love this Canada, Canada convicted him, and instead of sending him to jail, they said, "Go to America." THEY LET HIM GO!!!

    Luckily, now the US is gonna bust his ass, but WAY TO PASS THE FRICKEN BUCK CANADA!

  37. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Good work, Canada! Way to take care of business.
  38. Profile photo of gooberooberw
    gooberooberw Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:21 am
    Haha I liked
    J.R.R. Strokin`
    And George Oralwell
    And Fredrico Garcia Larez.... rooster
    Best
    I was seriously like ZOMGWTFLOL
  39. Profile photo of gooberooberw
    gooberooberw Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:22 am
    Wow I just realised that
    C.OCK was edited out of my post
    haha
  40. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:41 am
    That "I`m sorry" voice almost sounded sympathetic that his name was taken, haha!
  41. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:49 am
    ROFLMAO!
  42. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 4:17 am
    I thought there would be something funnier at the end too.
  43. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:32 am
    he should have tryed "john"
  44. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:52 am
    kongen
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    255 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:32:07 AM
    he should have tryed "john"

    -------------------------------

    lmao

    SO true.

  45. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:26 am
    the ending wasnt that bad, made me laugh more than the entire thing
  46. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:17 am
    he must be a really fast typer if he can type as fast as he was talking
  47. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:35 am
    he shud have tried I.C. weiner or Stu Pidass
  48. Profile photo of cheataweb
    cheataweb Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:53 am
    to quote the webslang video:

    EPIC PHAIL. 3RD GRADE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR BACK. I WANT MY 2:32 BACK.
    WORST.
    VID.
    EVAR.

  49. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:55 am
    The original names as they are would have been great. A name like "Lovecraft" is pretty hot unaltered, right?
  50. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    totally stole the idea from this mad tv sketch, or maybe vice versa.
    mad tv sketch: pornstar name registration
  51. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    haha tommy salami
  52. Profile photo of ska_love
    ska_love Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    my friend`s dad got wasted one night and prank-called their local kids-r-us & said he lost his child, whose name was "mike hunt." :/

    anyway haha that video was very creative

  53. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:40 am
    LOL, the poor sap. ~_~...
  54. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 1:51 am
    lol hans fistin-anderson

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