Sexman Gets Braces

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago in Funny
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And all the haters can go to hell, so says Sexman. Sadly, no braces in the world are going to fix his mangled choppers.
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Male 71
I just want to punch him in the face.
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Male 411
How old are we here?!? Stop posting this garbage.
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Female 33
terrifying...
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Female 15
is it just me or does he look like some kind of demeted duck?
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Female 47
Getting spacers hurt more than getting braces.

And to dss: I don`t think Sexman hatched from an egg. Cos then he`d be cold-blooded. And not sexy. Pshhhhht.

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Male 327
that was really gay.....but pretty much what i expected....btw Jason and Rebel lmao that was funnier that that d0uche bags video
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Male 543
SEXMAN IS MY HERO! YEAH!!
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Female 53
FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF TOTALLY MAKES YOU LOOK COOL >:o
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Female 465
For all his ugliness and irritating voice, his self-confidence and honesty will make him kind of attractive in a few years.
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Male 109
haha what a queer
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Female 60
Retainers are worse. You sound weirder with them than braces.
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Male 25
wow.......its fancylad XD
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Female 519
Wow..just..there are no weirds to describe this.
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Male 383
.... kill that kid..... anoying voice.......
and why would he name himself sexman? that name doesnt even come close to describing him... i was thinking dorkfish73 would be a better name 4 him.
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Male 477
I`m Telling you...the kid is a Deep One, Cthulhu Spawn!
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Male 5,620
boring.
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Male 6


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Mushmouth???
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Male 675
...I can see Sexman being a virgin for his entire life.
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Female 4,028
This kid tried too hard, methinks.
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Male 493
"I hate Soulja Boy" Funniest Rant from Sexman EVER!!! (if you`re high on drugs)
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Female 1,186
"I`d hit it....

with an effing bus!"

made me giggle x3

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Male 4,012
Nope, bracers still not fixing it.

Try deleting yourself.

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Female 779
I hated braces... My orthodontist was a dick! His name was even Dr.Horn.. lmao but yeah luckily I had them when before highschool...
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Female 68
I`d hit it....

with an effing bus!

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Female 1,186
"Retainers are sexy.... for another month and them im through with them"

really? you`re completely finished?
i think i have to wear mine for the rest of eternity =/

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Female 39
Wow...
I`m suddenly very thankful for my teeth.
And my voice.
And my vocabulary.
And my looks in general.
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Male 60
"id just like to say..I GOT BRACES YOU As.sHo.le sons of b.itches!" HAHAHAHA! thats friggin epic
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Male 404
Hey..I summited this video this morning!! What is this!?
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Male 7,933
^^^
Retainers are sexy.... for another month and them im through with them
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Female 4,376
oh and how much you wanna bet he will make another video in 3 years showing off his sexy new retainer
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Male 3,369
Who is sexman and why should i care if he has braces or not?

I`m pretty sure he`s neither sexy nor a man!..possibly not even male or human...

Oh I get it..it`s another of those humanzee vids. I didnt know they talked now!

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Male 778
Great. His teeth wiil look somewhat...kinda...not really.. nice and decent.. Now. just to cut the voice box.
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Female 4,376
i feel kind of bad for him but i mean.. making a video like this will just cause more flame. just making a video and stating "hey i got braces everyone i`m really glad" would suffice. but the way he`s going on and on it`s just... well.... as crackrjack said
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Male 64
OH! OH!!!
DAMN HE SHOWED ME!
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Female 2,084
how the heck did this get on here. ughh...

and hey. he`s gonna look hot one day. i swear.

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Female 304
^hahahah harsh...lol

the kid...he`ll need a bit more than braces...like a face transplant

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Male 2,486
I`ve never hated someone because they were ugly..

Not until today.

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Male 348
1) Finally I understand what Opiebreath`s name means.

2) that kid doesn`t need braces he need a shovel to the face...although he probably has already been hit with a shovel to the face.

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Male 24
that boy has a future in voice over acting
he could replace cartman`s voice if the original guy dies
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Female 393
Issues...
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Female 662
Ah, that`s so weird! I just got braces today. Got them a little late though...

And that kid really annoys me.

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Female 721
Who let this dipstick on the internet?
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Male 121
(Sorry for the late Reply Opie, was working at clients) Haha, okay. I liked the name but thought it was extremely unusual, so my curiosity got the best of me. Nice to meet you btw. :)
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Male 645
Ironic that he names himself something that he won`t ever get.
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Male 2,506
AOTS yesterday, braces are gonna fix everything, ur not a dork anymore u sound completely normal
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Female 5,139
lmao.. aww bless him :-)

hes so nasally!

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Male 73
Wow... all that swearing made him look even stupider
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Male 438
id tap that
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Male 108
his dad had sex with a platapus and he was born!
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Female 70
Wow. Just wow.
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Female 2,220
Now all he needs is a larynx brace to see if it improves his voice.
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Male 967
Hate them all, why choose?
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Male 70
jesus christ that is one ugly mothadrata.....i dont know if i hate the kid more or the 2 people who decided to create him.
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Female 26
i don`t think even braces could fix his monstrous teeth!
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Male 614
I just got braces, about 2 hours ago actually. They hurt, but nothing worth complaining about, since practically every kid goes through it.
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Male 477
The entire bottom of his face looks like it`s being viewed through a magnifying lense...
Either that or the kid`s got some ancestors from Innsmouth.
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Male 63
What......The.....#@%$.....is wrong with this kid. And yes, this is too dumb for words.
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Male 7,933
Im glad im almost done with my teeth stuff. They used to be almost as bad as his (the front to teeth were far apart and my my gums were crooked). Its going to take 3+ Years but I am almost through 3 years and I am almost done with retainers. Woot
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Male 9,306
Just leave him alone.

The less he has to respond to, the less strife there will be.

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Male 334
lmfao at crakrjak for facepalm.
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Male 334
his voice is like that in the first video too...
sad for him.
as for why hes talking all "f**ked up" hes refering to the excess spit that he can seem to slurp up and keep in his mouth.
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Female 9
Is he going through puberty? ><
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Male 17,512

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Female 98
"well, actually, braces WILL fix it. THATS WHAT THE FU.CK THEY ARE FOR"

calm down...people can say things like that and it can make no sense...so calm down

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Male 7
like braces will keep people from making fun of that fag
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Female 98
i remember getting braces...they dont really affect your vioce that much...but they do hurt alot (when you first get them)
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Female 505
well, actually, braces WILL fix it. THATS WHAT THE FU.CK THEY ARE FOR
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Female 15,763
Ah, that story.

So back before the internet (Seriously. o-o) my dad was, and still is, a big computer nerd. There was something with AOL that was in it`s very early stages, and something about bulletins, and he had a screen name for it. Well we had a puppy at the time, and his name was Opie. Thus, my dad decided on the name Opiebreath, like puppy breath. So when I got AIM for the first time, I just used what my dad suggested, Opiebreath.

And now I use it for other things sometimes too. Like IAB.

*breathes* Whew.

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Male 904
a very angry little man.
oh man i remember when i first got braces...that night was horrible...so much pain lol.
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Female 917
He got me really mad for some reason.

Probably because he was trying to act all big and bad and he looked like he was 12 years old.

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Male 121
Opie, how did you come up with your name? What does it really mean? o_O I`ve been wanting to know for awhile now.
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Female 1,186
i doubt those braces are the reasons he sounds like a total douche
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Male 121
Lol, poor kid. He`s the one I`d be worried about giving a weapon.
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Male 75
umm wtf
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Male 179
why does it look like hes reading. does he type it out first?
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Female 15,763
I don`t think you`ll ever talk normally, hon.

He sounds like Kelly.

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Female 264
Are we being punished for something? is that why this kid is being posted :(?
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Female 668
That was...interesting?
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Male 20,169
Here`s Sexman in one of his first video posts and a little more recently.
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Male 382
Link: Sexman Gets Braces [Rate Link] - And all the haters can go to hell, so says Sexman. Sadly, no braces in the world are going to fix his mangled choppers.
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