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Date: 08/08/08 01:46 PM

81 Responses to Sexman Gets Braces

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 10:18 am
    Link: Sexman Gets Braces - And all the haters can go to hell, so says Sexman. Sadly, no braces in the world are going to fix his mangled choppers.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Here`s Sexman in one of his first video posts and a little more recently.
  3. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    That was...interesting?
  4. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Are we being punished for something? is that why this kid is being posted :(?
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    I don`t think you`ll ever talk normally, hon.

    He sounds like Kelly.

  6. Profile photo of Talpa
    Talpa Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    why does it look like hes reading. does he type it out first?
  7. Profile photo of day456
    day456 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    umm wtf
  8. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Lol, poor kid. He`s the one I`d be worried about giving a weapon.
  9. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    i doubt those braces are the reasons he sounds like a total douche
  10. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    Opie, how did you come up with your name? What does it really mean? o_O I`ve been wanting to know for awhile now.
  11. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    He got me really mad for some reason.

    Probably because he was trying to act all big and bad and he looked like he was 12 years old.

  12. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    a very angry little man.
    oh man i remember when i first got braces...that night was horrible...so much pain lol.
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Ah, that story.

    So back before the internet (Seriously. o-o) my dad was, and still is, a big computer nerd. There was something with AOL that was in it`s very early stages, and something about bulletins, and he had a screen name for it. Well we had a puppy at the time, and his name was Opie. Thus, my dad decided on the name Opiebreath, like puppy breath. So when I got AIM for the first time, I just used what my dad suggested, Opiebreath.

    And now I use it for other things sometimes too. Like IAB.

    *breathes* Whew.

  14. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    well, actually, braces WILL fix it. THATS WHAT THE FU.CK THEY ARE FOR
  15. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    i remember getting braces...they dont really affect your vioce that much...but they do hurt alot (when you first get them)
  16. Profile photo of kronhole
    kronhole Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    like braces will keep people from making fun of that fag
  17. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    "well, actually, braces WILL fix it. THATS WHAT THE FU.CK THEY ARE FOR"

    calm down...people can say things like that and it can make no sense...so calm down

  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm

  19. Profile photo of 75574
    75574 Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Is he going through puberty? ><
  20. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    his voice is like that in the first video too...
    sad for him.
    as for why hes talking all "f**ked up" hes refering to the excess spit that he can seem to slurp up and keep in his mouth.
  21. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    lmfao at crakrjak for facepalm.
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Just leave him alone.

    The less he has to respond to, the less strife there will be.

  23. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Im glad im almost done with my teeth stuff. They used to be almost as bad as his (the front to teeth were far apart and my my gums were crooked). Its going to take 3+ Years but I am almost through 3 years and I am almost done with retainers. Woot
  24. Profile photo of stevo3210
    stevo3210 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    What......The.....#@%$.....is wrong with this kid. And yes, this is too dumb for words.
  25. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    The entire bottom of his face looks like it`s being viewed through a magnifying lense...
    Either that or the kid`s got some ancestors from Innsmouth.
  26. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    I just got braces, about 2 hours ago actually. They hurt, but nothing worth complaining about, since practically every kid goes through it.
  27. Profile photo of di_baby
    di_baby Female 13-17
    26 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    i don`t think even braces could fix his monstrous teeth!
  28. Profile photo of HybridSoulja
    HybridSoulja Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    jesus christ that is one ugly mothadrata.....i dont know if i hate the kid more or the 2 people who decided to create him.
  29. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Hate them all, why choose?
  30. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    Now all he needs is a larynx brace to see if it improves his voice.
  31. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Wow. Just wow.
  32. Profile photo of dss6290
    dss6290 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    his dad had sex with a platapus and he was born!
  33. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    id tap that
  34. Profile photo of Jtwalker_563
    Jtwalker_563 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Wow... all that swearing made him look even stupider
  35. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    lmao.. aww bless him :-)

    hes so nasally!

  36. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    AOTS yesterday, braces are gonna fix everything, ur not a dork anymore u sound completely normal
  37. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Ironic that he names himself something that he won`t ever get.
  38. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    (Sorry for the late Reply Opie, was working at clients) Haha, okay. I liked the name but thought it was extremely unusual, so my curiosity got the best of me. Nice to meet you btw. :)
  39. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Who let this dipstick on the internet?
  40. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Ah, that`s so weird! I just got braces today. Got them a little late though...

    And that kid really annoys me.

  41. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Issues...
  42. Profile photo of NeatNeatNeat
    NeatNeatNeat Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    that boy has a future in voice over acting
    he could replace cartman`s voice if the original guy dies
  43. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    1) Finally I understand what Opiebreath`s name means.

    2) that kid doesn`t need braces he need a shovel to the face...although he probably has already been hit with a shovel to the face.

  44. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    I`ve never hated someone because they were ugly..

    Not until today.

  45. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    ^hahahah harsh...lol

    the kid...he`ll need a bit more than braces...like a face transplant

  46. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    how the heck did this get on here. ughh...

    and hey. he`s gonna look hot one day. i swear.

  47. Profile photo of JackX
    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    OH! OH!!!
    DAMN HE SHOWED ME!
  48. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    i feel kind of bad for him but i mean.. making a video like this will just cause more flame. just making a video and stating "hey i got braces everyone i`m really glad" would suffice. but the way he`s going on and on it`s just... well.... as crackrjack said
  49. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Great. His teeth wiil look somewhat...kinda...not really.. nice and decent.. Now. just to cut the voice box.
  50. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Who is sexman and why should i care if he has braces or not?

    I`m pretty sure he`s neither sexy nor a man!..possibly not even male or human...

    Oh I get it..it`s another of those humanzee vids. I didnt know they talked now!

  51. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    oh and how much you wanna bet he will make another video in 3 years showing off his sexy new retainer
  52. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    ^^^
    Retainers are sexy.... for another month and them im through with them
  53. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Hey..I summited this video this morning!! What is this!?
  54. Profile photo of njs52595
    njs52595 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    "id just like to say..I GOT BRACES YOU As.sHo.le sons of b.itches!" HAHAHAHA! thats friggin epic
  55. Profile photo of MutantDoll
    MutantDoll Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    Wow...
    I`m suddenly very thankful for my teeth.
    And my voice.
    And my vocabulary.
    And my looks in general.
  56. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    "Retainers are sexy.... for another month and them im through with them"

    really? you`re completely finished?
    i think i have to wear mine for the rest of eternity =/

  57. Profile photo of parfumes
    parfumes Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    I`d hit it....

    with an effing bus!

  58. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    I hated braces... My orthodontist was a dick! His name was even Dr.Horn.. lmao but yeah luckily I had them when before highschool...
  59. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    Why do people do this kind of videos. Its so stupid.
  60. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    Nope, bracers still not fixing it.

    Try deleting yourself.

  61. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    "I`d hit it....

    with an effing bus!"

    made me giggle x3

  62. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 12:27 am
    "I hate Soulja Boy" Funniest Rant from Sexman EVER!!! (if you`re high on drugs)
  63. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:45 am
    This kid tried too hard, methinks.
  64. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:54 am
    ...I can see Sexman being a virgin for his entire life.
  65. Profile photo of Jasonsopus
    Jasonsopus Male 30-39
    6 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:35 am


    <br>
    Mushmouth???
  66. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5386 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 6:57 am
    boring.
  67. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:11 am
    I`m Telling you...the kid is a Deep One, Cthulhu Spawn!
  68. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:15 am
    .... kill that kid..... anoying voice.......
    and why would he name himself sexman? that name doesnt even come close to describing him... i was thinking dorkfish73 would be a better name 4 him.
  69. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:15 am
    Wow..just..there are no weirds to describe this.
  70. Profile photo of J-T1000
    J-T1000 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 10:39 am
    wow.......its fancylad XD
  71. Profile photo of Thespian827
    Thespian827 Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Retainers are worse. You sound weirder with them than braces.
  72. Profile photo of Curtin8780
    Curtin8780 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    haha what a queer
  73. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    For all his ugliness and irritating voice, his self-confidence and honesty will make him kind of attractive in a few years.
  74. Profile photo of Mustard4242
    Mustard4242 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF TOTALLY MAKES YOU LOOK COOL >:o
  75. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:08 am
    SEXMAN IS MY HERO! YEAH!!
  76. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:26 am
    that was really gay.....but pretty much what i expected....btw Jason and Rebel lmao that was funnier that that d0uche bags video
  77. Profile photo of harpoonerism
    harpoonerism Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Getting spacers hurt more than getting braces.

    And to dss: I don`t think Sexman hatched from an egg. Cos then he`d be cold-blooded. And not sexy. Pshhhhht.

  78. Profile photo of soopastar
    soopastar Female 13-17
    15 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    is it just me or does he look like some kind of demeted duck?
  79. Profile photo of RonaldMcN00b
    RonaldMcN00b Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    terrifying...
  80. Profile photo of Palfas
    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    How old are we here?!? Stop posting this garbage.
  81. Profile photo of Starfall
    Starfall Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I just want to punch him in the face.

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