Ryan Capes Launches 390 Feet Off Ramp

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Sports

Capes dedicates his life to breaking distance records and leading the way as the new-school pioneer of distance jumping.
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Male 11,740
He should put a jet pack on it that will give him extra boost as soon as he hits the ramp. He could probably go 500 feet.
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Female 260
Groogle : Most energy drink companies use sinthesized taurine. You would have known if you had read the link you posted. Citation :

"Urban legends surrounding the source of taurine have included bull urine extract and bull semen. While it`s true that taurine is found in both sources, it is not the source of taurine in the pharmaceutical or food industry. And while taurine is sometimes extracted from the intestines of cattle, many food industry sources, including the popular energy drink Red Bull [1], make efforts to use synthesized sources that are vegetarian friendly."

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Male 954
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/7215...

I can`t insert pictures grrrr

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Male 954
I dislike energy drinks thank you very much.
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Male 791
well, on a side note, i drank two coke zeroes and didn`t get a wink of sleep that night. so i try my darndest to stay away from the evil coke zero now.
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Female 15,763
Why is everyone so obsessed with energy drinks? WHY!?

It`s like those people that drink sports drinks and eat sports bars when they`re not active. Defeats the purpose, eh?

And my douche0bar is going off with this guy...

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Male 59
Monster is awesome. Doesn`t taste like ass like most other energy drinks. Will still kill me one day probably. Oh well.
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Male 77
i have a sudden urge to drink monster now...

i have absolutely no clue why, but i know that it has absolutely nothing to do with the video, thats for sure

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Male 3,301
I`m glad that I`m not the only one who sees the blatant double-message here.
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Male 2,172
I wonder if he know that he`s drinking Ox bile? Taurine is Ox bile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurine

Cool jump nonetheless.

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Male 1,788
I didn`t watch the video, but I`m going to comment like I did.
Awesome jump! That was totally wicked. Sweet dude, sweet. That was like, really cool and stuff.
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Male 791
that was a “monster” of a jump.

joking aside, what a sell out, hey?

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Female 1,142
I have the strangest feeling they were trying to sell me something...
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Male 327
Wouldnt have he gone farther if it was a dead on ramp? Looked like he was risking messing up by having so many turns...or maybe thats the point.
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Male 2,553
I like how this was all independent with no major sponsorship..... <_<
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Male 2,593
It would`ve been made better if there was a pool of Sharks or something involved.
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Male 2,576
look at him* what a tool*
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Female 307
Less talking, more action!!

That clip coulda totally been cut down to 25 seconds..

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Male 2,576
I get it!

Your sponsor is "Moster" Stop shoving it in my face! - You look like a Douche.


Look him, what tool.

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Male 20,148
Link: Ryan Capes Launches 390 Feet Off Ramp [Rate Link] - Capes dedicates his life to breaking distance records and leading the way as the new-school pioneer of distance jumping.
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