Roller Skating Ninja Crime Busters

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago in Entertainment

A daring police detective is chased by kickass ninjas on roller skates.
There are 23 comments:
Male 30
This is from the movie "Ninja Thunderbolt"... classic. The guy driving the car`s character`s name is Harry Wong. I smell innuendo.
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Male 54
Well that was... odd
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Male 111
I love it how it has a guitar wailing in the background the whole time. Just like something from real ultimate power.
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Male 807
He thwarted them off with a hill.
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Male 38
If they were real ninjas\, they would have leaped over that car that cut them off.Hmmpppff
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Male 603
opiebreath:

Glad to see you take joy in these "lemons," if that makes sense. I mean that with all sincerity. I hope to have your sort of perspective when I face adversity.

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Male 603
Director: "Okay, while you`re roller skating, everybody strike a different pose. Oh, and don`t repeat a single move. Make sure there`s lots of variety. Action!"
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Male 101
Why didn`t he just hit the brakes when they had him surrounded? He could`ve taken out 2-3 of them. *shakes head*
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Male 407
Crime busters?

No, they were criminals chasing a detective.

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Male 633
Real ninjas would have got the guy as soon as they got out of the car.
Funny though.
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Male 10,440
wtf kind of car is that? I has 3 friggan wheels.

Oh, and if the ninjas were women, it would have been sexy.

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Female 15,763
It`s Amniotic Band Syndrome, and that`s my wrist (and what developed of my thumb)

Google can explain it better than I can in 1000 characters or less.

Sadly, the googley eyes don`t come with the condition...

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Male 2,788
what is that in your picture, opie?

i know you have a condition.
i just dont exactly know what that condition is..

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Male 668
My question is... How do you look like a bad ass driving that thing?
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Male 160
Just watch Taxi 3 (the special christmas edition one) for a better ninja chase sequence
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Male 7
EPIC.
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Female 15,763
HA! That was SO much better than I thought it`d be from the title. I expected some stupid home made film making fun of action movies.. but this was real!

...Have I already told the roller-blading story of my long wasted summer?

If not, then it`s totally relevant. And by totally I mean kinda sorta.

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Male 109
Hah! I love Hong Kong Cinema, and all it`s glorious cheesiness.

I think that car was a roller skate too. That`s how the ninjas were able to keep up for so long.

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Male 5,970
nice car
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Male 2,788

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Male 3,369
NinjaDog is not impressed. NinjaDog knows real Ninja`s never let their prey escape!
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Male 214
Doesn`t even touch my profession of zombie hunting space ninjas.
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Female 230
Link: Roller Skating Ninja Crime Busters [Rate Link] - A daring police detective is chased by kickass ninjas on roller skates.
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