Retarded Form of Parkour Failure

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Funny

Bets on how many ribs this kid broke. I"m going with 4.
There are 99 comments:
Male 4
lol and i do parkour too XD
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Male 2,582
That would have been a very boring clip is he had not fallen. Why where they just filming themselves being spazzes?
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Female 29
ow
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Male 11,740
Ouch, he had to have done some damage with that fall. What a moron.
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Male 118
no broken ribs imo.

maybe one.

also he now has no friends.

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Male 394
Amateur... They weren`t doing anything difficult...
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Female 165
oh fum, pain AND failure makes a delicious treat
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Male 848
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Male 62
EPPIICCC FAAAAIIILLLL!!!!!
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Male 169
SHEEIT! dawg!
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Male 2,510
is it nasty that i LMAO
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Female 344
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 33
drating stupid kids... i kno someone who did that, he slipped off and smashed his head on the ground. he died. i wish i was BSing.
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Male 1,404
Mitchster I think has it right with broken pelvis. That will take at least six months to mend.
RN: How did this happen?
Kid: Let me show you the video.
RN: ;-()
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Male 1,078
that sucks.
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Female 68
Ouch. Someone had a similar accident at my school once. Busted their stomach and needed surgery
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Male 76
I don`t think he broke anything. I think he landed just perfectly that he just lost his breath.
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Female 244
Wow. A whole clan of Spiderman Wannabe`s.
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Male 9,306
I cringed.
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Male 390
Just looking at it knocks the wind outta me
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Male 91
"at least they r trying."

That doesn`t count for much.

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Male 2
facepalm.jpeg
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Male 544
I`m going to guess a broken pelvis, not ribs.
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Male 949
It`s like that scene of The Bourne Identity where he climbs down the sheer face of a building, only with morons and a light sprinkling of Darwin.

I had to say it.

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Male 1,089
at least they r trying.
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Female 36
Ok the noise the camera guy made, made me lmao for some reason.

2 ribs, and punctured some of his guts.

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Male 134
malikymoo

I think you mean "they`re"

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Female 2,027
wow look at the bikes too. man there cool...not
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Male 77
hahaha. that was good
these kids arent parkour ninjas like they should be though :P
and if the kid did crack any ribs, im gonna go with 3
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Female 66
haha loserrr
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Male 615
ooowwwwwwww. ow ow ow ow ow. ouch.

That was painful to watch.

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Female 182
Wtf. they can`t even land.
Or climb for that matter.
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Male 2,506
i dont think he broke any ribs, just a bunch of organs
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Male 2
ouwwww... but he gets what he deserves
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Female 538
with the slow motion- that sound the camera man made caused me to turn around and make sure Satan wasn`t behind me. Scary.
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Male 2,788
4 ribs and one kidney. probably did some damage to his muscles too.
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Male 3
they don`t even know how to just jump off of poo either
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Male 3
these kids don`t even know what parkour/free running is. noobs.
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Male 3
FAIL!
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Male 335
There`s urban running, sure, but then there`s these guys. This is more like climbing up a pipe and then jumping down because you can. Urban running should be a bit more... action-y. I unno... Anyway, umm... ouchies...

--BBW

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Male 39
lol, defo epic fail
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Male 145
ouch, epic fail
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Male 1,114
3 ribs, 7 kidneys!?!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

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Male 511
lol techgeek
i winced at that >_<
now my gut hurts
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Male 358
2____ 1____
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Male 7,933
3 ribs, 1 kidney
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Male 1,718
ooooo hhhh raw
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Male 1,220
i think that it was best that he hurt himself badly. because if it went well, no one would have cared.
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Male 2,593
umm, free running should probably be done in a gym until you know what your doing
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Female 239
I`m going with 2 ribs and 3 bruised internal organs.
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Male 23
Yeah!
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Male 724
Lol.
THey thought they were cool.

If it wasn`t a hip looking accer-dent then I would go with three.

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Male 13
dumb kids, wow though that must of killed
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Male 3,301
That was just drating epic!!!
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Male 6
I`m going with 5 ribs
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Male 17,512
That looked more like a hip fracture to me.
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Male 306
That definitely wasn`t parkour. Wtf was the point of climbing up to the roof, if you`re just gunna come back down and go to the right? If you wanna do parkour, just do a flip over the rail (that the kid broke his hip on) and keep running.
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Male 197
AGH!! Hold bejesus!! I think that hurt /me/ a little. ;-()
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Male 70
edit, **I mean shouldnt
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Male 70
thats why dumbasses should do parkour
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Male 44
best example of retarded parkour :D
I don`t think the ribs were touched.. the hip, on the other hand, was pretty knocked out..
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Male 96
no ribs broken, hes just have a busted gut
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Female 32
wow..
that mustve hurt
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Female 1,470
I got a little chuckle out of that
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Male 4,867
arrrgghhh that looked horrbile.

3 ribs, maybe caught his hip as well

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Female 5
Ugh, that made me flinch. At the very least 4 ribs were broken.
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Male 367
Lets hope he busted a nut.
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Male 73
The slow motion BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was hilarious to me for some reason.
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Female 324
ow :/
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Male 1,091
Niiiiice!!!!
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Male 1,053
lol i am bored dreams
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Male 25
Ouch!
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Male 370
hardly parkour...

But damn that looked dratin painful (I had a dream drat etc was changed to something new on iab :P)

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Male 260
I`d say none.
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Male 382
Oooft thats nasty.
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Female 1,264
Yeah thats what kids seem to think parkour is these days.
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Male 489
parkour?

that`s no parkour! That`s climbing a drainpipe and then being a retard

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Male 506
I would say 3 broken ribs, a bruised kidney, and gastrointestinal troubles for 3 months
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Male 503
id say two and maybe cracked hip?
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Male 77
why is it that everyone must be a dumbass? was it a rule imposed by the republicans?
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Female 15,763
I totally watched that through my fingers.

o-o

And did NOT want to watch the slow motion replay. I`m such a wimp... D:

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Male 272
Oww... that wasn`t parkour at all though.
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Male 476
ummmm, owch? Bets for a broken hip
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Male 5,970
owwwww no bets for me though xD
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Male 493
Hmm...

Two broken ribs, and a ruptured spleen.

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Male 904
"its alright. My vital organs cushioned my fall"...
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Male 1,835
humans seem to have the same thing as cats where they always land on their stomachs, lucky for him in the way that he didn`t break his back, but unlucky that he most likely rupture his intestines
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Male 1,254
Lol, I pretty much just copied what KMeTG posted.

Great minds do think alike.

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Male 1,254
I agree 0, he didn`t land on his rib cage.

A definite is a pretty nasty bruise and a painful side for a week or two.

Possibly could have ruptured an internal organ and a bit of internal bleeding. That`s probably the most serious of any injuries he could have gotten from that.

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Male 1,265
Nah, he didn`t really land on his ribs. Wouldn`t surprise me if he ruptured something; if he`s lucky he`ll get away with one hell of a bruise.
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Male 274
First one, Assassin`s Creed

Second one, ouch.. just ouch..

Hahah that was funny.

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Male 65
Ow....
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Male 891
i`m with Agentk120, actually. 0 ribs broken. considering that he hit the hand rail with (mostly) his hip.
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Male 602
That wasn`t really parkour. That was more climb up a wall dangerously.
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Male 1,825
hahahahahahaha

injured teenagers

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Male 263
3?
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Male 1,557
I loved the leg flail, lol. I felt that though!!

However, there are fewer more enjoyable things in life than watching kids get injured. Aaaah.

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Male 510
I think he`s fine actually. 0 ribs broken.
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Male 1,620
Link: Retarded Form of Parkour Failure [Rate Link] - Bets on how many ribs this kid broke. I`m going with 4.
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