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Date: 08/31/08 10:45 PM

100 Responses to Retarded Form of Parkour Failure

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Link: Retarded Form of Parkour Failure - Bets on how many ribs this kid broke. I`m going with 4.
  2. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    I think he`s fine actually. 0 ribs broken.
  3. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    I loved the leg flail, lol. I felt that though!!

    However, there are fewer more enjoyable things in life than watching kids get injured. Aaaah.

  4. Profile photo of Dat1Rican
    Dat1Rican Male 18-29
    263 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    3?
  5. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    hahahahahahaha

    injured teenagers

  6. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    604 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    That wasn`t really parkour. That was more climb up a wall dangerously.
  7. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    i`m with Agentk120, actually. 0 ribs broken. considering that he hit the hand rail with (mostly) his hip.
  8. Profile photo of VenemousCat
    VenemousCat Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    Ow....
  9. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    First one, Assassin`s Creed

    Second one, ouch.. just ouch..

    Hahah that was funny.

    Ok, we have expanded. Instead of only a chat, we now have an unofficial, temporary iab forum, which is moderated, so no spam. This is JUST starting up, so bear with the little ammount of posts right now. Hopefully in the future it will be more active, but as of now we need your help in getting this forum up and running. Opiebreath, Alice_x and others have already joined. We need your help to become an active forum. Last time I posted this I drated up big time hahah the link is http://theiabforum.freeforums.org/

  10. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    Nah, he didn`t really land on his ribs. Wouldn`t surprise me if he ruptured something; if he`s lucky he`ll get away with one hell of a bruise.
  11. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    I agree 0, he didn`t land on his rib cage.

    A definite is a pretty nasty bruise and a painful side for a week or two.

    Possibly could have ruptured an internal organ and a bit of internal bleeding. That`s probably the most serious of any injuries he could have gotten from that.

  12. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    Lol, I pretty much just copied what KMeTG posted.

    Great minds do think alike.

  13. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    humans seem to have the same thing as cats where they always land on their stomachs, lucky for him in the way that he didn`t break his back, but unlucky that he most likely rupture his intestines
  14. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    "its alright. My vital organs cushioned my fall"...
  15. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Hmm...

    Two broken ribs, and a ruptured spleen.

  16. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:04 am
    owwwww no bets for me though xD
  17. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:08 am
    ummmm, owch? Bets for a broken hip
  18. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Oww... that wasn`t parkour at all though.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:39 am
    I totally watched that through my fingers.

    o-o

    And did NOT want to watch the slow motion replay. I`m such a wimp... D:

  20. Profile photo of sam111
    sam111 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:50 am
    why is it that everyone must be a dumbass? was it a rule imposed by the republicans?
  21. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:23 am
    id say two and maybe cracked hip?
  22. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:22 am
    I would say 3 broken ribs, a bruised kidney, and gastrointestinal troubles for 3 months
  23. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:46 am
    parkour?

    that`s no parkour! That`s climbing a drainpipe and then being a retard

  24. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:19 am
    Yeah thats what kids seem to think parkour is these days.
  25. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:25 am
    Oooft thats nasty.
  26. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:37 am
    I`d say none.
  27. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:48 am
    hardly parkour...

    But damn that looked dratin painful (I had a dream drat etc was changed to something new on iab :P)

  28. Profile photo of dustbin1_uk
    dustbin1_uk Male 18-29
    25 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:03 am
    Ouch!
  29. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:27 am
    lol i am bored dreams
  30. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:44 am
    Niiiiice!!!!
  31. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:52 am
    ow :/
  32. Profile photo of -Borto-
    -Borto- Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:59 am
    The slow motion BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was hilarious to me for some reason.
  33. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:04 am
    Lets hope he busted a nut.
  34. Profile photo of wardc
    wardc Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:37 am
    Ugh, that made me flinch. At the very least 4 ribs were broken.
  35. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:43 am
    arrrgghhh that looked horrbile.

    3 ribs, maybe caught his hip as well

  36. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:53 am
    I got a little chuckle out of that
  37. Profile photo of lidleaznqt
    lidleaznqt Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:54 am
    wow..
    that mustve hurt
  38. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:57 am
    no ribs broken, hes just have a busted gut
  39. Profile photo of Normo
    Normo Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:02 am
    best example of retarded parkour :D
    I don`t think the ribs were touched.. the hip, on the other hand, was pretty knocked out..
  40. Profile photo of InvertMini55
    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:21 am
    thats why dumbasses should do parkour
  41. Profile photo of InvertMini55
    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:21 am
    edit, **I mean shouldnt
  42. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:28 am
    AGH!! Hold bejesus!! I think that hurt /me/ a little. ;-()
  43. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:35 am
    That definitely wasn`t parkour. Wtf was the point of climbing up to the roof, if you`re just gunna come back down and go to the right? If you wanna do parkour, just do a flip over the rail (that the kid broke his hip on) and keep running.
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:59 am
    That looked more like a hip fracture to me.
  45. Profile photo of Decanator
    Decanator Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:00 am
    I`m going with 5 ribs
  46. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:02 am
    That was just drating epic!!!
  47. Profile photo of Joshstork
    Joshstork Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:03 am
    dumb kids, wow though that must of killed
  48. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:03 am
    Lol.
    THey thought they were cool.

    If it wasn`t a hip looking accer-dent then I would go with three.

  49. Profile photo of WellWho
    WellWho Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:07 am
    Yeah!
  50. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:09 am
    I`m going with 2 ribs and 3 bruised internal organs.
  51. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:09 am
    umm, free running should probably be done in a gym until you know what your doing
  52. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:14 am
    i think that it was best that he hurt himself badly. because if it went well, no one would have cared.
  53. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:44 am
    ooooo hhhh raw
  54. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:42 am
    3 ribs, 1 kidney
  55. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:50 am
    2____ 1____
  56. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:56 am
    lol techgeek
    i winced at that >_<
    now my gut hurts
  57. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:57 am
    3 ribs, 7 kidneys!?!

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

  58. Profile photo of Burnt_Toast
    Burnt_Toast Male 13-17
    145 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 10:14 am
    ouch, epic fail
  59. Profile photo of Zinon
    Zinon Male 18-29
    39 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 10:42 am
    lol, defo epic fail
  60. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 10:52 am
    There`s urban running, sure, but then there`s these guys. This is more like climbing up a pipe and then jumping down because you can. Urban running should be a bit more... action-y. I unno... Anyway, umm... ouchies...

    --BBW

  61. Profile photo of Joshishungry
    Joshishungry Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:03 am
    FAIL!
  62. Profile photo of thatssteezy
    thatssteezy Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:15 am
    these kids don`t even know what parkour/free running is. noobs.
  63. Profile photo of thatssteezy
    thatssteezy Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:15 am
    they don`t even know how to just jump off of poo either
  64. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:28 am
    4 ribs and one kidney. probably did some damage to his muscles too.
  65. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:42 am
    with the slow motion- that sound the camera man made caused me to turn around and make sure Satan wasn`t behind me. Scary.
  66. Profile photo of sammy7x2
    sammy7x2 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:55 am
    ouwwww... but he gets what he deserves
  67. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    i dont think he broke any ribs, just a bunch of organs
  68. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    Wtf. they can`t even land.
    Or climb for that matter.
  69. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    ooowwwwwwww. ow ow ow ow ow. ouch.

    That was painful to watch.

  70. Profile photo of AntiHero94
    AntiHero94 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    haha loserrr
  71. Profile photo of Nelmen
    Nelmen Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    hahaha. that was good
    these kids arent parkour ninjas like they should be though :P
    and if the kid did crack any ribs, im gonna go with 3
  72. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    wow look at the bikes too. man there cool...not
  73. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    malikymoo

    I think you mean "they`re"

  74. Profile photo of CaptainCool
    CaptainCool Female 13-17
    36 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Ok the noise the camera guy made, made me lmao for some reason.

    2 ribs, and punctured some of his guts.

  75. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    at least they r trying.
  76. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    It`s like that scene of The Bourne Identity where he climbs down the sheer face of a building, only with morons and a light sprinkling of Darwin.

    I had to say it.

  77. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    I`m going to guess a broken pelvis, not ribs.
  78. Profile photo of Maxpower1
    Maxpower1 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    facepalm.jpeg
  79. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    "at least they r trying."

    That doesn`t count for much.

  80. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Just looking at it knocks the wind outta me
  81. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    I cringed.
  82. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Wow. A whole clan of Spiderman Wannabe`s.
  83. Profile photo of Mahsugina
    Mahsugina Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    I don`t think he broke anything. I think he landed just perfectly that he just lost his breath.
  84. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Ouch. Someone had a similar accident at my school once. Busted their stomach and needed surgery
  85. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    that sucks.
  86. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    Mitchster I think has it right with broken pelvis. That will take at least six months to mend.
    RN: How did this happen?
    Kid: Let me show you the video.
    RN: ;-()
  87. Profile photo of NYnewburgh
    NYnewburgh Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    drating stupid kids... i kno someone who did that, he slipped off and smashed his head on the ground. he died. i wish i was BSing.
  88. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:31 am
    Was that his scream or the guy with the camera.
  89. Profile photo of elyse_42
    elyse_42 Female 18-29
    344 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:59 am
    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  90. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:07 am
    is it nasty that i LMAO
  91. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    171 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    SHEEIT! dawg!
  92. Profile photo of cssasukerulz
    cssasukerulz Male 18-29
    62 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    EPPIICCC FAAAAIIILLLL!!!!!
  93. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    ...
  94. Profile photo of ichirei
    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    oh fum, pain AND failure makes a delicious treat
  95. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Amateur... They weren`t doing anything difficult...
  96. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    no broken ribs imo.

    maybe one.

    also he now has no friends.

  97. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Ouch, he had to have done some damage with that fall. What a moron.
  98. Profile photo of lyssa751
    lyssa751 Female 30-39
    29 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    ow
  99. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    That would have been a very boring clip is he had not fallen. Why where they just filming themselves being spazzes?
  100. Profile photo of azn_boi4
    azn_boi4 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    September 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    lol and i do parkour too XD

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