Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago in Weird

Perfect if you want to make your skin young looking again or if you just want to go on a killing spree at a summer camp.
There are 36 comments:
Female 2,695
oh yes, facial `cushions`
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Female 182
"I wanted to dye my hair COMPLETELY white...but the lazy ass hairstylists said it was "too much work"."

If you got white hair, you wouldn`t be able to straighten it one bit. uhm, it would break off like a twig almost. D:

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Male 432
I smell BS. That is a ridiculous device. It`s also very creepy looking?
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Female 1,496
She looked afraid.
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Male 4,012
Riiight... as if a facial exercise and massage doesn`t sound weird enough they had to make it look ridiculous.

Oh, and Opie, is that yellow jacket on purpose? You`ve reminded me of someone famous...

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Male 1,002
Also, when they zoomed in on the eye, were they specifically trying to showcase the crazy twitching? I mean, I don`t know what else they could`ve been focusing on, but that doesn`t exactly seem like something you`d want people to see.
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Male 1,002
After the subject finally caved and told the interrogators the location of the plutonium stockpile, the interrogators removed the torture device and to their surprise, noted that the subject had a very toned and youthful look about his face not apparent before interrogations. Shortly thereafter, the appearance of the device was altered slightly and was put on the market as a beauty accessory.
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Female 155
Hey, I have one of those. Seriously! It`s my Halloween mask from a few years ago! ^^
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Male 64
:-( i dont have eyebrows...i do but they are...INVISIBLE no i didnt shave them they just light O_o
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Male 2,593
If your going to shoot someone, at least have the pride to do it right, damn it...
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Female 408
I think I`ll just stick to my boring healthy hair color lol
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Male 2,703
hey, its better than the "face exercises" they used to advertise for, where you didn`t have the mask so you saw the face do all kinds of creepy expressions.
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Male 83
We all wear masks
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Male 891
sweet. i am totally buying 4 of these.

i want ROCK SOLID ... eyebrows?

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Male 350
I think the eyebrows on the mask make it extra creepy
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Female 15,763
Well you know, skin has... hair...

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Male 756
No me gusta crispy taco hair...D:
Ehh, I asked the lady about Platinum Blonde ((As if that`s less extreme))...
She said it`d take 6 MONTHS to do it. o_o

I like our random hair conversations in something about skin. :D

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Female 15,763
Oh, and putting Vaseline around the hairline when you bleach will keep your skin from like... getting nasty and painy.
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Female 15,763
White, eh? I thought about that once.

If that doesn`t work, you can always bleach it, dye it blue, then bleach it again. But that`s a lot of bleach for using at home (not very safe). That and your hair will be straw by the end.

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Male 756
XD Hair is a good place to put it, Opie.

I wanted to dye my hair COMPLETELY white...but the lazy ass hairstylists said it was "too much work".

I flipped them the bird. o_o

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Female 15,763
Actually, I use the Rejuvenique Electric Hair Mask and the electricity brings out...

`Kay no.

At a salon it gets bleached, put under those heat driers, washed, dyed, put under the heat drier again, then washed, then styled.

:D

And that`s where I put my saved up money.

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Female 5,139
"Thursday, August 14, 2008 5:37:04 PM
IT`S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!"

WHERE OMG..-swoons-
ahhhh

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Female 182
If I had one I`d turn it into a Guy Fawkes mask.

And opie, how does yer hair colour go that vibrant? :-O I want to trade. :>

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Male 907
Or Hannibal Hal.
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Male 907
"IT`S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!"

+1 to that.

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Male 2,788
that`s weird. just the other day a guy was telling me to sit in this chair that had 10,000 volts of energy on it. maybe that was to tone out my ass.
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Female 627
I remember seeing this advertised on TV years ago. It creeped me out then too. Wouldn`t your face get over defined muscles? Like a six pack on your forehead...
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Female 15,763
Ha, not anymore. Not with these roots.

Oh well, maybe it`ll be festive for Halloween.

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Male 756
o_o
Face-ups...?
I`m kinda scared.

By the way...Opie, Your hair is absolutely AMAZING!!

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Female 15,763
What the f*ck?

I don`t want a buff and ripped face! D:

That abs analogy is the worst selling metaphor I`ve ever heard.

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Male 1,766
Wow face exercise although that might help for drama
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Female 243
Uh...
I can`t even respond to that
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Male 334
that is one creepy looking mask

and a killing spree at a summer camp sounds good to me :)

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Male 528
I would be scared if I walked in and saw my wife wearing that thing. Or maybe arroused.
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Female 321
IT`S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!
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Female 230
Link: Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask [Rate Link] - Perfect if you want to make your skin young looking again or if you just want to go on a killing spree at a summer camp.
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