Raccoon Willie the House Guest

Submitted by: Kim... 9 years ago in Weird

Not sure why, but this raccoon scares the crap out of me. I"d have to kill it if he was in my house. No matter how cute.
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Female 943
great, feed and it`ll stay forever.
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Male 2,788
nom nom nom nom nom.
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Male 1
...and the Raccoon Willie saga continues.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hm4O7rImSw
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Male 513

I love whoever filmed this!!!

"I`ll coax him out with some expensive almonds."

and

"cupcakes anyone?"

made me lose my poo laughing!!

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Female 1,186
raccoons are too cute for words, too bad they spread disease, f-ck with your garbage, and ruin your homes
i seriously doubt yellin` at it is gonna help
it`s probably laughin` at how stupid this guy is
"what are you doin`, willie? WOOH! saucy!"
xDDD
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Female 260
Aw :)I want one :) it`s so cute ^_^. (Okay, it`ll drat my kitchen up but oh well.)
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Female 1,470
SOO damn cute
But im sorry, u have to go. I friggin hate racoons
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Male 2,422
Haha racoons are so awesome! On a completly unrelated note I once got a fox to eat dog food out of my hand, true story. But then some a$$hole redneck farmer shot him. Typical.
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Female 316
kill it! surely animal control has a nice tranquilizer dart to keep that furry jerkwad quiet long enough to get him out.
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Female 331
That`s hilarious.
That raccoon has balls. Most would get the hell out once they even heard a human voice. I think the guy was both pissed off by the destruction and impressed by the raccoon being so daring.

"until next time, Raccoon Willie..."

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Male 8
non-nice individual
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Male 2,172
-About your pet... I`m pretty sure he`s evil!

-Are you kidding me? He`s the cutest little guy ever! Just look.

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Female 4,028
Haha! The dude almost reminded me of the guy who would scream at his cats.
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Female 444
Hey, raccoons are just cats with opposable thumbs. And a thirst to kill.

Seriously, they`re awesome. We feed the ones near us cat food. They love it.

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Male 734
It`s for this reasons why raccoons are illegal to have as pets in most states.
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Female 442
Aww... That is the only time I`ve seen a raccoon being cute. Usually they just make weird ass noises and stare at me with glowey, night-vision eyes.

Yes, raccoons are evil. But apparantly cute. And full of hate.

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Male 891
well, i`ve hear that drywall is high in protein... or was it fiber? bah, i can never remember.

cupcakes, anyone?

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Female 1,589
*makes incoherent baby sounds*
Sooooo CUTE! ^_______^
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Female 2,084
p.s. he`s so cute.
"nomnomnomnomnom" haha.
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Female 2,084
haha. that was hilarious. that guy made me laugh.
he was talking to it like it was actually gonna listen.
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Female 695
Lol. His nosing eating makes me smile. Even though, yes it is evil. Heh. But so cute.
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Female 368
hmmm, apparenly u cant say cuss words on here anymore

thats new. i ment to say asole

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Female 368
awwwwwwww

soo cute

"i hate you!"
"non-nice individual"
"cupcakes anyone?"

my fav 10 seconds of this video

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Male 214
Screw Raccoons.. Really that is a terrible idea to have on as a `pet` the diseases not to mention you just look like a creep.
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Female 182
The raccoon thought he found a friend and he thought they could make almond muffins. That`s all. No harm done. Cant` we all just get along?
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Male 3,369
It`s acctually a pet, not a pest..if u take the time to check out the youtube vids.

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Male 6
Aww dont worry about it. this wall is painted...

WITH LEAD PAINT!!1

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Male 5,970
ya........even if that thing did circus tricks I would still smash it in with a shovel
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Male 18
itsa kitty!!!

aww how cute, now kill it!

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Female 675
also... a longer verison. from the same guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVvfC6JI...
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Female 675
ok while i dont reccomend letting it stay (much less feeding it with your BARE HANDS... um rabies!) dont kill him. you need to call people to take him out and re-release him into the wild
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Female 160
He`s so cute! And he`s so smart too! But why was eating the wall? I`m not talking about just chewing through it, he was eating a piece of the wall at the beginning... as in chewing and swallowing.
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Male 2,199
syrup+antifreeze= liquid snack of death for raccoons.
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Female 47
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Male 7,933
Have you people ever seen a raccoon up close??? I did, scared the crap out of me. Kill it, kill it dead.
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Male 386
^^"Damn nature you scary!!!"

lol I remember that episode

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Female 627
it`s a cutie.
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Female 47
Aw, let him stay. He`s not quite as creepy as the homeless Japanese woman who stayed in a guy`s closet for months.
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Male 7,933
If you look carefully, right below the raccoon there are a bunch of knives... USE THEM!
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Male 1,766
DAmn nature you scary!!!
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Female 1,441
That happens where I live. A couple of years ago one managed to get into my neighbors house at night and he shot it down. No joke.
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Female 15,763
Since when do raccoons eat through walls?!
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Female 539
Link: Raccoon Willie the House Guest [Rate Link] - Not sure why, but this raccoon scares the crap out of me. I`d have to kill it if he was in my house. No matter how cute.
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