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can anyone tell me the name of a kind of monkey that is very small smart enuf to be trained to do some what complex tasks doesnt mind being shaved and this is optional but having large eyes would help. after you tell me the name can you mail me 3 or 4 of them. young adults that have been bread in captivity so they will be used to humans. all the same sex also if you can. dont want them breading. or do i?
i swear, their mini jabba`s just with legs instead of a slimey slug butt`s
I`d start off with the Amazon, Maddog. Monkeys are f*cking sweet though, I want one too.
If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it`s just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for me, for the monkey. So he wouldn`t mind spending his life in a monkey suit.
Imagine finding one of those under your bed...
but.. i have to say it, spider monkeys are better :-P