Puerto Rico Corpse Kept Upright For 3-Day Wake

Submitted by: JimboH 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92LHCK80&show_article=1

Puerto Rican man stands at own wake; stops short of delivering eulogy. With pictures!
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Male 264
oddstef, when a body is embalmed, all the blood is removed and the embalming fluid hardens all the organs, veins, etc.
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Female 204
also lol at fnkychkn
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Female 204
all i could think about was the rigour mortis...standing up wouldve made all the blood go to the bottom half of his body...anyone notice his groin was not shown??
i just weirded myself out
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Female 857
He doesn`t even look real. o_o
Wouldn`t want that standing in a corner when I go get some juice in the middle of the night.
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Female 16
Um... that`s a strange last wish.
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Female 855
shoulda had his arms out in front of him, and make him into a snack tray.
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Male 118
I saw this on 4chan first
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Female 627
hahahahahahahahaha
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Female 179
That is the fakest looking dead body I`ve ever seen. Unless the special embalming process did caused his skin to look like that, it looks like they used a can of spray paint on him. yikes.
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Female 15,763
He died young.

I found that more disturbing.

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Female 156
beh. he sort of looked like a wax figure to me. :/ but both dead people and wax people creep me out. so i don`t think i like this idea.
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Female 2,084
that`s kinda creepy. but i guess some things people do at death are even more creepy.

i personally want to be cremated.

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Male 64
does he not realise he just kissed a corpse thats been laying there srry i meant standing there for 3 days
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Female 182
So was the corpse treated like some old box?
"Just put it in the corner, dear. We have no room upstairs."

...Right.

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Male 263
This gives a whole new meaning to the song Funky Cold Medina!

Was he grabbing his junk when he died or did they embalm him that way?

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Male 273
I`m being 100% honest. When I die I don`t want to be buried and I don`t want a normal cremation. I want a funeral pire, much like the one they did in troy. But I`ve been wanting to go out like that since as long as I can remember. To go out like a king
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Male 22
Looks to me like they just sorta stuck him in a corner O.o
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Female 239
Okayyyy then...this stranger than my final wish and that`s saying somthing.My final wish is to be cremated and my friends use my ashes to mess with people I hate(which includes every person on The Hills).
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Male 11,739
The story said they used some special embalming fluid. I`m guessing it either had cement or Viagra in it.
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Male 264
Wonder how they kept him upright. Unless they just stuck his head on a department store mannequin. ;-)
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Male 2,395
Hmm.... I should do that with a banana costume.
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Female 5,139
Yeah i rarely say anything that relevant on iab, but we all know that lmao
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Male 3,369
mine too lol..but wasnt relevant..yet!
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Male 11,739
That brings a whole new meaning to creepy.

"Hey, nice statue over there Mrs. Medina. It`s so lifelike!"

"Oh that`s not a statue, that`s my dead son."

"AUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Female 5,139
my fave :-)
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Male 3,369
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, August 20, 2008 8:02:40 AM
Someones having a daft punk moment.
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Just waitfor my Ozzy moment! Timing is essential!

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Male 3,431
I`d keep it around, I`ll bet it`d scare the hell out of anyone burglarizing their house.
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Male 2,160
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i cant even find words for this one...
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Female 5,139
Someones having a daft punk moment.
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Female 1,470
yay for a standing dead person.
Imagine seeing that at night
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Female 5,139
LOL.....

thats so creepy, why did there have to be a picture :-(

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Female 767
At least it`s what he wanted, and not his relatives being crazy.
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Female 215
That is really really creepy. Makes for an interesting conversation piece though.
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Male 3,369
This post is to disturbing.
there for I`m giving this thread some
DIGITAL LOVE
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Female 5
Saw it in the news. Totally messed up. o_o
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Male 273
wonder if they`ll dig him back up in a week to edge up that killer goatee he`s got going
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Male 528
That is disturbing.
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Male 356
ForAll: you`re right, that dude was hard to the end. He even has his hat on sideways... unless that`s from skin slippage.
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Male 273
HA HA HA, did you see how "thugged out" that guy is/was
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Female 2,120
Ew.
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Male 603
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