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Date: 08/25/08 07:04 AM

57 Responses to Paintball to the Mouth

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 6:46 am
    Link: Paintball to the Mouth - I am at a loss for words in regards to the stupidity of this kid. What did he think was going to happen?
  2. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:08 am
    What a noooooob. I wonder what damage was done. *gag gag*

    Boom, headshot.

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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:09 am
    i knew what was coming, i knew he was
    a retard, but i still felt sorry for him
  4. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 am
    Thats what happens when you lose a bet =/

    Thats the only explanation I can give. At least he has guts to go through with it, granted it was stupid, but he can say he did it, and can always pull it out "Well, when you let someone shoot you in the mouth with a paintball gun, then you can talk" to people when they are trying to act big.

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    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 am
    This is why people should take an IQ test before having children....
  6. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 am
    kids are getting so creative with ways to damage themselves. I`m really impressed
  7. Profile photo of Sheraf
    Sheraf Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 am
    Darwin was right
  8. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:12 am
    I don`t feel sorry for him at all, he`s retarded for hanging out with idiots like that. I bet his mouth is all f***ed up now.
  9. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:13 am
    Reminds me of me almost getting a soft airgun bullet(?) in my eye.
  10. Profile photo of Nelmen
    Nelmen Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:19 am
    why... why would he do that? people like him shouldn`t be allowed to reproduce.
  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:21 am
    A portion of Darwin award, table one please!
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    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:22 am
    :O just why...really why?
  13. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:22 am
    They do have honorable mentions in Darwin awards <_<
  14. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:22 am
    ^As soon as his friends make him lose a bet to get shot in the nuts, I`m guessing he won`t
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    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:24 am
    "you alright?, you alright?", not sure why he`s expecting an answer when he`s just been shot in the mouth....
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    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:26 am
    BTW, his "friend" is a sociopath. I don`t care what kind of bet you lose, you simply do not put a gun in someone else`s mouth and pull the trigger unless you plan to hurt them very badly or kill them.
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    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:30 am
    guy with the camera was an ass. He didn`t even give a poo. Definitely a sociopath "oh looks like theres some blood there by the paint... You alright? You alright?" Didnt even sound like he cared when he asked him.
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    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:33 am
    ugh i know what that feels like except i had a mask on so i only got the paint and not the impact. yet some of the shrapnel for want of a better word found its way there too
  19. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:49 am
    I want to call shenanigans on this. Paintballs move pretty quickly, faster for gag reflexes, so its likely that some paint and shrapnel could have gone down into his lungs, which would be pretty terrible.

    Two, I was expecting to see a little paint splatter once it broke. From what I could see there was none.

    And finally, you don`t see his face or his hands once he drops.

    I dunno, I could be wrong, I`m just not convinced.

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    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:54 am
    The fun actually starts when his throat swells up and closes.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:00 am
    this guy should start a club with the guy who let he head get hit with the springy playground toy thing.

    if a paint ball at close range can draw blood on your leg you might need stitches on the soft tissue of your mouth from a pointblank paint ball.

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    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:03 am
    I agree with Dakkar, I`m an avid paintball player myself and I`ve seen and taken my share of close range hits. With a shot that close there definately would have been ALOT more blood, expecially in the soft tissue of the inside of your mouth.

    So yeah I`m gunna go ahead and say shenanigans on this clip aswell. My bet is that he dry fired the gun (fired it without paint) and the kid had a paintball in his hand or something, and when the put his hands to his face and turned to the side he simply popped the paintball into his mouth and broke it with his teeth, thus he was able to spit out paint.

    Also if you look closely at the slow motion you will notice that he has no paint in his mouth after the shot was fired. If this was real then his mouth would have been filled with paint.

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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:21 am
    Yea my first time paintballing I got shot through the mask at the mouth...god it tasted disgusting.

    I don`t really play though.

    Anyways, yea, I call shenanigans. Not enough blood.

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    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:35 am
    I was expecting broken teeth. Oh the disappointment. Potential ruptured oesophagus there. Mmmmmmm
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    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:35 am
    that was one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Here, lets get Dad`s shotgun and see what will happen then(sarcastically speaking)
    ...What a total D.ck head!!!!!!!!
    The both of them!!!
    Truly!!
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:52 am
    if that had hit him in the eye it could literally hav exploded his eyeball.

    and nobody needs that.

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    triacnid Male 70 & Over
    82 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:23 am
    I was thinking it would blow out his front teeth.
  28. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:56 am
    i bet his IQ test instructor was forced to use a special number on him due to lack points
  29. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:59 am
    I bet his mother is so proud.
  30. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:11 am
    They should do the Spaced scene and fire at his balls.
  31. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Well that was funny.
  32. Profile photo of CarbonatedBS
    CarbonatedBS Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:02 am
    I knew American Eagle clothes got a little cheaper for SOME reason...
  33. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:26 am
    Maybe I could turn into a whale or something. I`m sure whales aren`t embarrassed about their own creed...
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    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
    I cant believe people think this is real. He just shot empty. Got a mouth full of CO2.
  35. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    People this stupid deserve whatever happens to them. next time I hope he tries this with a real gun.
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    runescaper12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    5H3N^NIG^N5!!!!!!!
  37. Profile photo of magnificent
    magnificent Male 30-39
    38 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    That might be a little sorer than biting my tongue!
  38. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    well, lets see, a .668 caliber ball going 300 feet per second....
    obviously wouldnt hurt if it hit you in the mouth...
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Dx

    I couldn`t keep watching after he gagged.

  40. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Kids = retarded.
    <_>
  41. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    so much for 15 seconds of fame.
  42. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    What idiot thinks nothings gonna happen?
    Remember that video, "Something Bads Gonna Happen Here"? Where he burnt himself? This is the kind of guy who would try that.
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    Khast Male 30-39
    183 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Maybe the stupid people will wipe themselves out, and we can finally have intelligent videos again...

    Eh, maybe if more stupid people post their videos, we can learn what *NOT* to do. Society may become a better place, through learning from others` stupidity.

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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Sadist
  45. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    People are getting stupider every day.
  46. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    If anything is proof that natural selection is dead, it`s this. Why these people have been allowed to live is beyond me.
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    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    fake
  48. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Definitely faked, not enough paint or blood. Like someone said, dry shot and he stuffed a ball in his mouth, (prob not the first time he stuffed a ball in his mouth), and chewed it after.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:37 am
    And that is how deaths by gun happen. "What happens if I shoot myself with this rifle?"
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:42 am
    IF that was real, which i don`t think it was, im amazed at the stupidity of them. Seriously, how could any good come from fireing a paintball into someones mouth at point blank range. He`s lucky he didn`t end up like PJ! 10 points to anyone who can name that 90`s kids tv program!
  51. Profile photo of 7thAnchor
    7thAnchor Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:35 am
    What an idiot.

    Stupidity isn`t fun to watch |:

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    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:48 am
    mal_BB, are you on about Biker Grove..?
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    niklaes Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:32 am
    lol what an idiot
  54. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:51 am
    Too bad he didn`t choke on it and die. The shooter would have gone to jail and that would be two more morons out of the picture.
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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 1:59 am
    yeah dakkar is right its an obvious fake.

    no paint drips out of his mouth when hes on the ground its just there before he is.

    and andrewgaynor, he sounds like he didn`t care because he didn`t care because it was a blank shot. most likely a cap or something and a really crap smoke bomb.

  56. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:39 am
    They should do the Spaced scene and fire at his balls.
  57. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    I just couldn`t bring myself to watch him pull the trigger.

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