One Freaking Big Tattoo

Submitted by: juggalomoney 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.wackyarchives.com/bizarre/one-big-freakin-tattoo.html

What kind of job do you think this old chap holds down? Really.
There are 81 comments:
Female 24
wow that wasnt harsh... he is actually kinda cute when he smiles :-)
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Female 32
He`s single and has been white trash all his life. Well no sh*t, I would never have guessed. He`s the reason they have the warning in the Valtrex commercial...."if your immune system is compromised by advanced HIV, talk to your doctore before taking Valtrex." Why is it illegal to shoot people who desperately deserve it?
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Male 11,740
We`ve had videos here with people with more tattoos than this moron.
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Male 1,361
oh anyone else notice he`s texan?
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Female 19
That is one f-ing epic tattoo! I love it!
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Female 100
his face looks like it`s covered with bad halloween makeup. the rest looks ok. but his face just looks dumb.
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Male 327
i bet he works in a starbucks! lol
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Female 837
He`s kind of hot.
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Female 49
Good lord he tattooed his lips? Thats hardcore xD
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Male 251
either his parents didn`t love him enough, or his dad loved him too much
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Female 419
I think that is simply amazing, such detail, he however sounds like a bit of a dick from that interview.
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Male 1,244
Resubmition. I did. Once again.
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Female 65
i think that is awesome, and to answer the question about the job =oP since tattoos are expensive, i can guess he might own his own business or i can picture a bouncer or something like that.
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Male 369
too bad he would be hot if he wasn`t tatted
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Male 324
on to tattoo plan b
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Male 324
that bastard stole my design
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Female 364
I love it.
=D
I`d love it for myself as well, but I know that it would drat up my chances for the job i want =/
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Male 1,053
very nice! love it
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Male 156
He`s going to look great in ten years time when the tatoos start to deteriorate. He`ll look like a panda. What a tool
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Male 413
wonder if hes got anything on his dick???
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Male 807
cool guy.

Better than one of those lower back tats.

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Female 7
About time Frank (my favorite tattooed up guy) gets featured! And duh he works at a Tattoo shop, in Montreal fyi. His face is a tribute to the Misfits.
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Female 151
thats awesome looking.
but i could never.
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Female 4,447
Seen him before and I *still* can`t get behind a face tattoo. Don`t get me wrong, I love tattoos, but getting your entire face covered? And a skull no less. What, is he afraid of forgetting what`s under the skin and muscles?
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Male 2,582
I notice he has a tattoo of Texas on his left arm so my guess is queer chaser/beater.
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Female 264
lmao at that old man in the last pic. and as for him working in a tattoo parlor, it makes sense. who else would hire him?? its just like you said, people judge based on appearances, and most people wouldnt hire or trust someone who looks like he just finished torturing puppies
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Female 1,380
why do you think he works at a tattoo parlor? because he has a lot of ink? how stereotypical of you :)
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Male 188
i say he work tattoo parlor(or w/e u call it) sorry if someone else already guess it dint read to comment
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Female 1,380
beautiful amazing artwork....it`s part of what makes him...well...him...so let him be him. tattoos are a way of expressing yourself...and they`re extremely addicting...i`ve gotten all three of mine within a year the 2 that were just walk ins and spur of the moment are the most meaningful to me so although you may not be able to see any meaning in his artwork doesn`t mean that there isn`t any...too many people judge people on their looks and its just sickining....because those people that say poo about his ink...probally can`t express their indivuidality as well
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Female 260
Omg O_o That guy live in my city! And I think I saw him a long time ago at a metro station near my house. Well i don`t know if it was him but I don`t think there`s alot of people walking around with their face tatooed as a skull in Montreal. O_o
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Male 510
Dude, he`s not going to look good when he`s 80 anyway.

So does this guy just walk around with his shirt off all the time?

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Male 49
wow. ill check back in 50 or 60 years, when hes like 80. see how he looks then.
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Male 337
Why does he get the publicity? The tattoo artist should get credit, but I suppose an artist should not whore their artwork.
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Female 498
i like the brain tattoo... pretty nice..
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Female 41
i know icantrecall, haha i thoughht he was kinda cute to. like, the tats were really nicely done and looked well laid out.

then ofcourse, i read the interview.
omygosh hes a douche if ive ever seen one!

no wonder hes single

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Female 602
That`s amazing! :-O
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Female 326
Gross gross gross. I`d never date anyone with a full-body tattoo.
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Female 61
hahah i might sound weird but i thought he was kinda cute =/
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Male 198
He could work as a tatoo artist?
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Male 1,686
he`s lucky the artist is f-ing awesome or that could have been a BIG mistake!
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Female 492
Mmm, he`s a looker. :-P

I mean, it`s well-done and all, but damn. It`s going to be there forever. And in his interview, he comes off as a douche anyway.

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Male 4,867
or ill bet.... he puts up posters for a living

(read the link)

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Male 4,867
quacker, that made me lol

he could probably be a good orthapedic sergeon as well

he could teach human biology or something,

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Female 1,142
The artist who did that is amazing.
He, however, is not amazing.
At all.
He could get a job at Hot Topic, probably.
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Female 324
``works for me. either your computer sucks, or we broke another site. with a saturday crowd? that`s almost impossible.``

it would appear my computer sucks :-( !!

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Female 10
that tattoos all look pretty awesome
the guy however is a total idiot..that interview sums him up well ugh
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Male 135
thats pretty awesome actually
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Male 244
modernbenoni: when it comes to BME, I`m pretty quick on the draw. I read it constantly.
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Male 375
What an idiot
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Male 544
That`s one big tattoo! lol
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Male 2,855
I bet he could escape from any prison with ease
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Male 1,114
Damn you JonahLantern, you beat me tot he punch :(

I had copied the url and everything :(

Oh well, no use in it going to waste;

http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/200803...

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Male 80
wow, he probably gets a whole lot of pussy

or not.

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Male 244
Eddy: I worry more about the girls he`s doing porn with. Scarred for life, maybe?
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Male 458
"I never could be the manager at McDonalds, so I guess I’ll just have to settle doing porn."

...great future

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Female 2,084
i think that has to be one of the coolest full body tattoos i`ve seen.

and lol at the last pic with the old man looking at him like wtf.

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Male 101
I agree with Astrid, I really liked it.
But I think having it on myself wouldn`t be too bad. I`d get a lot of attention =}

But the application process is what will keep me from doing it.

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Male 475
its a cry for attention
but it was interesting
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Female 670
I like it, but... not my style. I`d rather get something less... well, I wouldn`t say negative, but less macabre. Maybe something more like symbols.
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Female 738
I actually thought the tattoo was beautiful, but I couldn`t imagine living with it day after day, either on myself of he were my partner.
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Male 184
^Ha ha. Or Girl Scout Leader...
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Female 15,763
Evidently, he puts up posters for money right now, and "switches jobs all the time".

Asshat.

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Male 84
I bet he`s a leg model. Or a halloween decoration.
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Male 7,933
"What kind of job do you think this old chap holds down? Really?"

Boy Scout Leader

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Male 55
Well, as strange as that is, its actually cooler than most `full body tattoos` like that lizard bizitch ^_^. Crazy thing is, it reminds me of happier times playing Fable. xD
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Male 405
someone didn`t love him enough as a child.
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Male 3,059
Wow. I get tatts, but I don`t get this guy.

Maybe he wanted to be the next Mr. Cool Ice.

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Male 244
opie: I agree. I never said he was a smart guy or anything.
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Male 2,486
I want tattoos, but not that many.
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Female 15,763
"Yo, wazzup all you sexy peeps. My name is Zombie, raised in the baddest park in the maddest city. VIGER PUNX! MONTREAL. POP! POP! Props to viger kids, bleury crew, CRIMES, PBW crew... And all you vandal thug motherdraters all over the place... And BMEzine... All you crazys..."

...No.

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Male 244
Here`s an interview with this fellow.
If anyone is interested.
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Male 69
I bet his parents are so proud.
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Male 24
What did his hand say on it?
Otherwise pretty cool/wierd.
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Female 15,763
Ugh.

Pictures in graveyards are so cliche.

I bet he`s a dick.

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Female 94
Woah, as [email protected] as he is, i`m suprised his nipples aren`t pierced too!
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Female 1,652
I like how he got all this badass stuff inked all over him, then he has a random wussy texas tattoo on his left arm.
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Male 337
Yeah, way too much, seemed kinda morbid, too.

There`s a point where tattoos are good, meaningful, stupid, ugly, and disgusting. I`ll say ugly and stupid.

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Male 20,196
works for me. either your computer sucks, or we broke another site. with a saturday crowd? that`s almost impossible.
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Female 324
`Error 500 - Internal server error
An internal server error has occured!
Please try again later.`

:-(

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Male 20,196
jizz mopper.
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Male 68
Link: One Freaking Big Tattoo [Rate Link] - What kind of job do you think this old chap holds down? Really.
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