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Date: 08/23/08 02:57 PM

81 Responses to One Freaking Big Tattoo

  1. Profile photo of juggalomoney
    juggalomoney Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Link: One Freaking Big Tattoo - What kind of job do you think this old chap holds down? Really.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    jizz mopper.
  3. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    `Error 500 - Internal server error
    An internal server error has occured!
    Please try again later.`

    :-(

  4. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    works for me. either your computer sucks, or we broke another site. with a saturday crowd? that`s almost impossible.
  5. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Yeah, way too much, seemed kinda morbid, too.

    There`s a point where tattoos are good, meaningful, stupid, ugly, and disgusting. I`ll say ugly and stupid.

  6. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I like how he got all this badass stuff inked all over him, then he has a random wussy texas tattoo on his left arm.
  7. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Woah, as [email protected] as he is, i`m suprised his nipples aren`t pierced too!
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Ugh.

    Pictures in graveyards are so cliche.

    I bet he`s a dick.

    >[

  9. Profile photo of Duke13211
    Duke13211 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    What did his hand say on it?
    Otherwise pretty cool/wierd.
  10. Profile photo of Samson07
    Samson07 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    I bet his parents are so proud.
  11. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Here`s an interview with this fellow.
    If anyone is interested.
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    "Yo, wazzup all you sexy peeps. My name is Zombie, raised in the baddest park in the maddest city. VIGER PUNX! MONTREAL. POP! POP! Props to viger kids, bleury crew, CRIMES, PBW crew... And all you vandal thug motherdraters all over the place... And BMEzine... All you crazys..."

    ...No.

  13. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    I want tattoos, but not that many.
  14. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    opie: I agree. I never said he was a smart guy or anything.
  15. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Wow. I get tatts, but I don`t get this guy.

    Maybe he wanted to be the next Mr. Cool Ice.

  16. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    someone didn`t love him enough as a child.
  17. Profile photo of ChiliSoup
    ChiliSoup Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    Well, as strange as that is, its actually cooler than most `full body tattoos` like that lizard bizitch ^_^. Crazy thing is, it reminds me of happier times playing Fable. xD
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    "What kind of job do you think this old chap holds down? Really?"

    Boy Scout Leader

  19. Profile photo of soundman427
    soundman427 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    I bet he`s a leg model. Or a halloween decoration.
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Evidently, he puts up posters for money right now, and "switches jobs all the time".

    Asshat.

  21. Profile photo of DrJack
    DrJack Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    ^Ha ha. Or Girl Scout Leader...
  22. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    I actually thought the tattoo was beautiful, but I couldn`t imagine living with it day after day, either on myself of he were my partner.
  23. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    I like it, but... not my style. I`d rather get something less... well, I wouldn`t say negative, but less macabre. Maybe something more like symbols.
  24. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    its a cry for attention
    but it was interesting
  25. Profile photo of ClassOf10
    ClassOf10 Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    I agree with Astrid, I really liked it.
    But I think having it on myself wouldn`t be too bad. I`d get a lot of attention =}

    But the application process is what will keep me from doing it.

  26. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    i think that has to be one of the coolest full body tattoos i`ve seen.

    and lol at the last pic with the old man looking at him like wtf.

  27. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    "I never could be the manager at McDonalds, so I guess I’ll just have to settle doing porn."

    ...great future

  28. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Eddy: I worry more about the girls he`s doing porn with. Scarred for life, maybe?
  29. Profile photo of norwegian
    norwegian Male 18-29
    80 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    wow, he probably gets a whole lot of pussy

    or not.

  30. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Damn you JonahLantern, you beat me tot he punch :(

    I had copied the url and everything :(

    Oh well, no use in it going to waste;

    http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/200803...

  31. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    I bet he could escape from any prison with ease
  32. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    That`s one big tattoo! lol
  33. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    What an idiot
  34. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    modernbenoni: when it comes to BME, I`m pretty quick on the draw. I read it constantly.
  35. Profile photo of MBlazel
    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    thats pretty awesome actually
  36. Profile photo of MissMazza
    MissMazza Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    that tattoos all look pretty awesome
    the guy however is a total idiot..that interview sums him up well ugh
  37. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    ``works for me. either your computer sucks, or we broke another site. with a saturday crowd? that`s almost impossible.``

    it would appear my computer sucks :-( !!

  38. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    The artist who did that is amazing.
    He, however, is not amazing.
    At all.
    He could get a job at Hot Topic, probably.
  39. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    quacker, that made me lol

    he could probably be a good orthapedic sergeon as well

    he could teach human biology or something,

  40. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    or ill bet.... he puts up posters for a living

    (read the link)

  41. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Mmm, he`s a looker. :-P

    I mean, it`s well-done and all, but damn. It`s going to be there forever. And in his interview, he comes off as a douche anyway.

  42. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    he`s lucky the artist is f-ing awesome or that could have been a BIG mistake!
  43. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    He could work as a tatoo artist?
  44. Profile photo of icantrecall
    icantrecall Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    hahah i might sound weird but i thought he was kinda cute =/
  45. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Gross gross gross. I`d never date anyone with a full-body tattoo.
  46. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    That`s amazing! :-O
  47. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    i know icantrecall, haha i thoughht he was kinda cute to. like, the tats were really nicely done and looked well laid out.

    then ofcourse, i read the interview.
    omygosh hes a douche if ive ever seen one!

    no wonder hes single

  48. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i like the brain tattoo... pretty nice..
  49. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Why does he get the publicity? The tattoo artist should get credit, but I suppose an artist should not whore their artwork.
  50. Profile photo of ChodeNugget
    ChodeNugget Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    wow. ill check back in 50 or 60 years, when hes like 80. see how he looks then.
  51. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Dude, he`s not going to look good when he`s 80 anyway.

    So does this guy just walk around with his shirt off all the time?

  52. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    Omg O_o That guy live in my city! And I think I saw him a long time ago at a metro station near my house. Well i don`t know if it was him but I don`t think there`s alot of people walking around with their face tatooed as a skull in Montreal. O_o
  53. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    beautiful amazing artwork....it`s part of what makes him...well...him...so let him be him. tattoos are a way of expressing yourself...and they`re extremely addicting...i`ve gotten all three of mine within a year the 2 that were just walk ins and spur of the moment are the most meaningful to me so although you may not be able to see any meaning in his artwork doesn`t mean that there isn`t any...too many people judge people on their looks and its just sickining....because those people that say poo about his ink...probally can`t express their indivuidality as well
  54. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    i say he work tattoo parlor(or w/e u call it) sorry if someone else already guess it dint read to comment
  55. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    why do you think he works at a tattoo parlor? because he has a lot of ink? how stereotypical of you :)
  56. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    lmao at that old man in the last pic. and as for him working in a tattoo parlor, it makes sense. who else would hire him?? its just like you said, people judge based on appearances, and most people wouldnt hire or trust someone who looks like he just finished torturing puppies
  57. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    I notice he has a tattoo of Texas on his left arm so my guess is queer chaser/beater.
  58. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    Seen him before and I *still* can`t get behind a face tattoo. Don`t get me wrong, I love tattoos, but getting your entire face covered? And a skull no less. What, is he afraid of forgetting what`s under the skin and muscles?
  59. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    thats awesome looking.
    but i could never.
  60. Profile photo of Sugar907
    Sugar907 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    About time Frank (my favorite tattooed up guy) gets featured! And duh he works at a Tattoo shop, in Montreal fyi. His face is a tribute to the Misfits.
  61. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    cool guy.

    Better than one of those lower back tats.

  62. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 12:15 am
    wonder if hes got anything on his dick???
  63. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 1:43 am
    He`s going to look great in ten years time when the tatoos start to deteriorate. He`ll look like a panda. What a tool
  64. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 2:36 am
    very nice! love it
  65. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 3:21 am
    I love it.
    =D
    I`d love it for myself as well, but I know that it would drat up my chances for the job i want =/
  66. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 4:39 am
    that bastard stole my design
  67. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 4:40 am
    on to tattoo plan b
  68. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 6:45 am
    too bad he would be hot if he wasn`t tatted
  69. Profile photo of Night_Mystic
    Night_Mystic Female 18-29
    65 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 7:34 am
    i think that is awesome, and to answer the question about the job =oP since tattoos are expensive, i can guess he might own his own business or i can picture a bouncer or something like that.
  70. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:20 am
    Resubmition. I did. Once again.
  71. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 9:33 am
    I think that is simply amazing, such detail, he however sounds like a bit of a dick from that interview.
  72. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:08 am
    either his parents didn`t love him enough, or his dad loved him too much
  73. Profile photo of lovelytoes
    lovelytoes Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Good lord he tattooed his lips? Thats hardcore xD
  74. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
    He`s kind of hot.
  75. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 11:14 am
    i bet he works in a starbucks! lol
  76. Profile photo of jolindie
    jolindie Female 18-29
    100 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    his face looks like it`s covered with bad halloween makeup. the rest looks ok. but his face just looks dumb.
  77. Profile photo of Call-ItKarma
    Call-ItKarma Female 13-17
    19 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    That is one f-ing epic tattoo! I love it!
  78. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    oh anyone else notice he`s texan?
  79. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    We`ve had videos here with people with more tattoos than this moron.
  80. Profile photo of yarnchik
    yarnchik Female 40-49
    32 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    He`s single and has been white trash all his life. Well no sh*t, I would never have guessed. He`s the reason they have the warning in the Valtrex commercial...."if your immune system is compromised by advanced HIV, talk to your doctore before taking Valtrex." Why is it illegal to shoot people who desperately deserve it?
  81. Profile photo of mMmSheko
    mMmSheko Female 18-29
    24 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:04 am
    wow that wasnt harsh... he is actually kinda cute when he smiles :-)

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