Obese woman is too large to get to court

Submitted by: opiebreath 8 years ago in
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/22/obese.woman.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Surprisingly, it"s not Florida. Not surprisingly, it"s Texas. (Sorry texans)
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Male 5,194
OMG SHE PROBABLY ATE HIM!!!
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Female 374
the evidence is there!! her flab :)
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Male 153
Cholesterol = Loophole.
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Male 83
There`s fat people everywhere...

If you try to cut the fat away from her body, she would bleed creamy nougat.

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Female 152
Im not surprised its in Texas..I live in Texas and i hate it..lol.. Theres alot of fatass people here
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Male 39
ahahaha.
her bail is $1000 a pound. x3 she`s some expensive bacon. :D
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Male 1,361
hows she gonna get to him she ways half a ton, HALF A FRICKEN TON, why do people not set a limit for themselves, cant get in the shower huh? maybe its time to lay of the extra mayo.
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Male 4,867
no way!! my joke, stolen by the very first comment, oh well

`crushing his head.`
she tried to hug him

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Female 41
"On the plus side they won`t have to worry about her escaping. Thats a lot of ass to haul."
haha =] that just totally made my day

this is so stupid, how do you do that to yourself? gah nasty.
but wtf is the mom getting arrested?

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Male 98
I was sad, and then I lol`d, but then I was sad again because I remembered that episode of nip/tuck where they tried to separate a woman from a couch because she had fused to it. ewwww.
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Female 326
Blah. She`s just retarded. Instead of taking her to jail, put her on a diet of vegetables.
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Female 1,212
"Good. heres how i rank the cities in Texas.

San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Dallas"

Oh, WTF. If anything Houston should in 3rd place.

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Female 1,212
*sigh* It`s mind boggling that people can get so heavy like that. House arrest seems like the only answer. Tis sad.
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Female 49
-sings- "meats of evillll"
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Female 198
Poor little kid =[
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Male 904
she crushed him with the sheer weight of her arms...sad
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Male 1,244
Lets see, weve got a person too fat to leave her house who killed a toddler. I`m in for capital punishmnet
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Male 383
"its not my fault im fat! now pass the cake, brownies, cake, chocolate, burgers, hotdogs, and some 2 year old that i can beat the crap out of!!!"
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Male 85
The fat chick was the aunt, not the mother...
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Male 712
Put her ass on a diet..To her thats worse than jail. Shes bedridden, she practically IS in jail. Jenny Craig FTW

Random quote: "She must be on that new diet. Slim-Slow"

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Female 357
the second dead baby link in a row??

i want an aww of the day link NOW!

and i am SO disappointed there were no pictures!

xlucyx

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Male 182
no excuse..27 years old?
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Male 564
Maybe she has her own orbit.
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Female 102
"I don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??"

"^ Where else is she gonna go?"

Lol. Indeed what`s the use of confining her to a cell when she can`t even move?

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Female 117
"Forget all that, how the hell did she have a kid in the first place???"

It was her nephew. Nephew means that the rolly polly fatty`s sister was the mom of the kid.
Speaking of which, is anyone curious to see if the mom of this kid is fat, too?
Because I am. But I bet she`s like, 100 pounds. It always seems to happen that way, haha.

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Male 5,620
"Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2"

It wasn`t her kid.. tards.

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Male 324
dont mess with texas
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Male 8,302
PS Don`t think I`m completely heartless to the IAB community... I`m already saying to myself "No Lionhart, NO!!! We did NOT need that picture!"

lol

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Male 8,302


Forget all that, how the hell did she have a kid in the first place??? I don`t want to go into detail here because what our imagination is doing to us is already bad enough, but c`mon, how do the physics of that work exactly? How do you, not to put too fine a point on it... er... find... well you know what I mean.

And if anyone says "She was on top", then... YOU`RE UP NEXT!!

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Male 2,172
It`s simple. Just build the jail around her.

Or, if you`re lazy, put jail bars and a fake wall. It`s not like she`s going anywhere soon.

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Male 48
I can`t tell whether this is funny or sad.
But since the boy died, I guess it`s sad. ._.

But why the hell would someone do that to themselves?

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Male 90
West Texas is soooo much better.
Not as many fat people, hot latina chix almost everywhere, but there`s a lot of Emos ;(
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Female 264
Ew. Imagine how gross it is under her rolls. And how deep her bellybutton is..And how gammy it is in there. My bellybutton`s got an infection at the moment and it`s gross, but i bet hers is like a cave full of gam.


I don`t like most fat people. Story below of why.

I went to KFC the other day, and asked for a toasted wrap, and the woman who was making them was so so fat it made me feel sick, and my boyfriend was all like, `man the harpoons` and it was gross. She was eating some of the food as she went along, And the bitch didn`t toast my wrap, so i demanded my monies back and i was afraid she was gonna eat me.

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Male 24
On the plus side they won`t have to worry about her escaping. Thats a lot of ass to haul.
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Male 1,825
Houston has some pretty hot chicks. Nothing jaw dropping, and not much more special then anyother place i`ve been.
But that might just be cause i`ve been here too long.
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Male 633
yayy after like 3 monhts of just watching this website i finally made a profile :D
but yeah im from houston and if you go to an astros game you`ll know that houston has some nice chicas ;)
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Male 438
i gotta a friend thats super fat and after he eats sumthing i tell him hes got something on his chins. its funny everytime
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Male 438
I WOULD F-UCKING STAB HER AND LAUGH AS I WATCH THE BLOOD/FAT OOZE OUT

btw im from texas and im not surprised at all by this. my aunts like500 lbs. im not fat but i lived in texas for six years and theres aaaalllloooootttt of fat people. but in like auston and houston theres sum hot chicks

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Male 223
Regardless of her weight, she struck and killed a two-year old child by hitting him twice and crushing his skull. I`m glad she`s in Texas, `cause we`re not afraid to execute violent child murderers.

Now...the only question is, should we build a bigger electric chair or just run a big extension cord to her bed? Either way, Texans, prepare yourselves for rolling power brownouts when we cook a 1,000 pounder. I`ll bet we smell this one cooking all the way up in Dallas.

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Male 7,933
"Prime, Miami only wins if you can speak spanish..."

Bienvenidos a Miami.

Wait, I mean Mee-ah-Mee

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Male 2,593
Prime, Miami only wins if you can speak spanish...
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Male 1,825
Kill the bitch

hehe

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Male 7,933
Ok, for girls we all know its about Miami.

I just have to decided whether LA or Austin goes next. If it wasnt for me liking the whole going away experience, I`d go to UM.

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Male 309
"Thats a little wrong man, your hating them because they`re different? I don`t treat or see them any different"

no im hating them because they drain the healthcare system which i help pay for. and they clearly have no self control or respect

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Female 670
If I could gain 900 lbs, I would totally do it to get out of ever going to jail.
But really, that`s disgusting. They should knock the front of her house off, pull her out, and set her in the desert.
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Female 2,084
^^lol. i`m from houston
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Male 2,593
no Austin!!! trust me, guys. Go to south by southwest sometime.
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Male 95
Go to Houston its full of hot girls just dont get closer to the border between Texas and Louisiana then you get the redneck girls
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Male 2,593
^lol, when I was medic in AF. If someone`s weight was over 400 pounds, we`d have to send them to the zoo to get x-ray`d. Our tables couldn`t take it.
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Male 5,970
fat people bother me so much

Thats a little wrong man, your hating them because they`re different? I don`t treat or see them any different

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Male 196
I am going to go on a eating binge so they can`t arrest me.
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Male 309
are you serious? fat people bother me so much
this is just insane and they need to like xray her or something, i mean 1000 pounds? shes probably got a few more bodies hidden in her fat rolls
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Male 446
Get fat, beat the system!
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Male 5,970
YOU BETTER BE SRRY
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Male 2,593
"if you smack a kid every morning when they wake up, they won`t do anything wrong all day"- grandpa

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Male 2,050
"I don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??"

"^ Where else is she gonna go?"

LMFAO!

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Female 192
Hey! ...Texas isn`t ALL that crazy. Just a little bit.
I don`t care if you haven`t set foot out of your own house for ten tears because your ass is too fat to fit through a doorway (lol) - you shouldn`t hit a 2 year old.
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Female 1,142
They could just sit her out in the exercise yard with no restraint other than her own mass.
How embarrassing.
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Male 2,593
Dude, Austin is full of hot girls... I try to visit my buddy there every chance I get just to meet them
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Female 602
This reminds me of that guy that said he`s too fat to be executed.

"Oh sorry, I`d love to go to jail and all but... I`m too fat! D-:"

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Male 7,933
"i swear, we do have hot girls in texas! just not that many."

That knocks UT a few notches down on my college list

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Female 2,084
aww. i`m from texas. but yea. i`m not surprised either. lol.

but thank goodness i`m not obese.
i actually went to the doctor the other day and found out i weigh 90 lbs.
i thought the scale was broken.

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Male 90
I bet she struck him thinking he was a hamburger ...
Also, the system sucks with things lyke that (Theres a word for it but it runs away when I try to think of it)
My friend worked in a convenience. Some kids did a beer run on him so he chanced after them, stopped and called the cops. The cops arrived, arrested him and charged him with organized crime.
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Male 327
thanks white wolfos

so back to the fat lady... no pics???

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Female 1,006
Struck him? Twice? So... the kid went back for more? I mean, if I saw that meaty arm of death flying (slothing?) at my head, I would have just... you know... moved.
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Female 331
Yeah, I thought house arrest, too.
Seriously, it`s not that hard. It`s not like she`s going anywhere.
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Male 2,593
^ Where else is she gonna go?
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Male 11
i don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??
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Male 2,593
The mom left her kid with her sister, and she`s being charged??? Was it intentional?
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Male 229
I think, that instead of jail, she should go to fatcamp for however long her sentance was!
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Male 49
i swear, we do have hot girls in texas! just not that many.
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Male 327
i got bothered by the link not being in capital letters. :-(

its ok i guess, can someone answer my question on the previous link on the second page? screw it just click on this

please?

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Female 553
There`s got to be more to this story. Why is the mother charged? Seems she could only be charged if she knew the child was at risk with that particular person. There was a history of abuse here, obviously. Something is not right.

And being so obese that you cannot leave the house. I`ve heard of it before, but I can`t imagine what will happen if they say she will die if put in jail. She may get off easy. Terrible...

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Female 444
I lived in Texas for a year. I am not surprised.
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Male 776
first of all, she rolled over on the kid and thats how he died

the really sad part though (besides her being fat and the kid dying) is that this happened two months ago, he was discovered inside of her belly button by a local carwash employee when she was towed out for her bath

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Female 917
If she was a thousand pounds, and not big enough to even get out of her bed, then how would she getting pregnant in the first place?

Wouldn`t they drown in her fatness?

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Female 15,763
Hey, accepted link...

This cheers me up.

:D

Thanks, Fancy.

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Female 1,690
For some reason it`s hard for me to believe a woman that fat is capable of striking him hard enough to do that...*considers calibur and white wolfos ideas*
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Male 435
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Female 1,142
Aw that`s so.. s-so s-s... sad...
*stifles laughter*
She struck him?
I doubt it!
Prolly rolled over onto him trying to reach the bowl of Cheetos on the other side of the couch!
Ohoho, bless.
The poor child. :(
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Female 1,690
damn... the mom lost her two year old child AND got charged??...
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Male 229
It`s a lie, she acctully was trying to give him a hug and well, you can imagine...
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Female 15,763
Link: Obese woman is too large to get to court [Rate Link] - Surprisingly, it`s not Florida. Not surprisingly, it`s Texas. (Sorry texans)
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