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Date: 08/23/08 07:46 PM

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  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Link: Obese woman is too large to get to court - Surprisingly, it`s not Florida. Not surprisingly, it`s Texas. (Sorry texans)
  2. Profile photo of Calibur15
    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    It`s a lie, she acctully was trying to give him a hug and well, you can imagine...
  3. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    damn... the mom lost her two year old child AND got charged??...
  4. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Aw that`s so.. s-so s-s... sad...
    *stifles laughter*
    She struck him?
    I doubt it!
    Prolly rolled over onto him trying to reach the bowl of Cheetos on the other side of the couch!
    Ohoho, bless.
    The poor child. :(
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    demonclown Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 7:55 pm
  6. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    For some reason it`s hard for me to believe a woman that fat is capable of striking him hard enough to do that...*considers calibur and white wolfos ideas*
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Hey, accepted link...

    This cheers me up.

    :D

    Thanks, Fancy.

  8. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    If she was a thousand pounds, and not big enough to even get out of her bed, then how would she getting pregnant in the first place?

    Wouldn`t they drown in her fatness?

  9. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    first of all, she rolled over on the kid and thats how he died

    the really sad part though (besides her being fat and the kid dying) is that this happened two months ago, he was discovered inside of her belly button by a local carwash employee when she was towed out for her bath

  10. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    I lived in Texas for a year. I am not surprised.
  11. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    There`s got to be more to this story. Why is the mother charged? Seems she could only be charged if she knew the child was at risk with that particular person. There was a history of abuse here, obviously. Something is not right.

    And being so obese that you cannot leave the house. I`ve heard of it before, but I can`t imagine what will happen if they say she will die if put in jail. She may get off easy. Terrible...

  12. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    i got bothered by the link not being in capital letters. :-(

    its ok i guess, can someone answer my question on the previous link on the second page? screw it just click on this

    please?

  13. Profile photo of ChodeNugget
    ChodeNugget Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    i swear, we do have hot girls in texas! just not that many.
  14. Profile photo of Calibur15
    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    I think, that instead of jail, she should go to fatcamp for however long her sentance was!
  15. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    The mom left her kid with her sister, and she`s being charged??? Was it intentional?
  16. Profile photo of greatstealau
    greatstealau Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    i don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??
  17. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    ^ Where else is she gonna go?
  18. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Yeah, I thought house arrest, too.
    Seriously, it`s not that hard. It`s not like she`s going anywhere.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Struck him? Twice? So... the kid went back for more? I mean, if I saw that meaty arm of death flying (slothing?) at my head, I would have just... you know... moved.
  20. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    thanks white wolfos

    so back to the fat lady... no pics???

  21. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    I bet she struck him thinking he was a hamburger ...
    Also, the system sucks with things lyke that (Theres a word for it but it runs away when I try to think of it)
    My friend worked in a convenience. Some kids did a beer run on him so he chanced after them, stopped and called the cops. The cops arrived, arrested him and charged him with organized crime.
  22. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    aww. i`m from texas. but yea. i`m not surprised either. lol.

    but thank goodness i`m not obese.
    i actually went to the doctor the other day and found out i weigh 90 lbs.
    i thought the scale was broken.

  23. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    "i swear, we do have hot girls in texas! just not that many."

    That knocks UT a few notches down on my college list

  24. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    This reminds me of that guy that said he`s too fat to be executed.

    "Oh sorry, I`d love to go to jail and all but... I`m too fat! D-:"

  25. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    They could just sit her out in the exercise yard with no restraint other than her own mass.
    How embarrassing.
  26. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Dude, Austin is full of hot girls... I try to visit my buddy there every chance I get just to meet them
  27. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Hey! ...Texas isn`t ALL that crazy. Just a little bit.
    I don`t care if you haven`t set foot out of your own house for ten tears because your ass is too fat to fit through a doorway (lol) - you shouldn`t hit a 2 year old.
  28. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    "I don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??"

    "^ Where else is she gonna go?"

    LMFAO!

  29. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    "if you smack a kid every morning when they wake up, they won`t do anything wrong all day"- grandpa

  30. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    Get fat, beat the system!
  31. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    YOU BETTER BE SRRY
  32. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    are you serious? fat people bother me so much
    this is just insane and they need to like xray her or something, i mean 1000 pounds? shes probably got a few more bodies hidden in her fat rolls
  33. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    I am going to go on a eating binge so they can`t arrest me.
  34. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    fat people bother me so much

    Thats a little wrong man, your hating them because they`re different? I don`t treat or see them any different

  35. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    ^lol, when I was medic in AF. If someone`s weight was over 400 pounds, we`d have to send them to the zoo to get x-ray`d. Our tables couldn`t take it.
  36. Profile photo of SweetGun9
    SweetGun9 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Go to Houston its full of hot girls just dont get closer to the border between Texas and Louisiana then you get the redneck girls
  37. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    no Austin!!! trust me, guys. Go to south by southwest sometime.
  38. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    ^^lol. i`m from houston
  39. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    If I could gain 900 lbs, I would totally do it to get out of ever going to jail.
    But really, that`s disgusting. They should knock the front of her house off, pull her out, and set her in the desert.
  40. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    "Thats a little wrong man, your hating them because they`re different? I don`t treat or see them any different"

    no im hating them because they drain the healthcare system which i help pay for. and they clearly have no self control or respect

  41. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Ok, for girls we all know its about Miami.

    I just have to decided whether LA or Austin goes next. If it wasnt for me liking the whole going away experience, I`d go to UM.

  42. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    Kill the bitch

    hehe

  43. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Prime, Miami only wins if you can speak spanish...
  44. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    "Prime, Miami only wins if you can speak spanish..."

    Bienvenidos a Miami.

    Wait, I mean Mee-ah-Mee

  45. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Regardless of her weight, she struck and killed a two-year old child by hitting him twice and crushing his skull. I`m glad she`s in Texas, `cause we`re not afraid to execute violent child murderers.

    Now...the only question is, should we build a bigger electric chair or just run a big extension cord to her bed? Either way, Texans, prepare yourselves for rolling power brownouts when we cook a 1,000 pounder. I`ll bet we smell this one cooking all the way up in Dallas.

  46. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    I WOULD F-UCKING STAB HER AND LAUGH AS I WATCH THE BLOOD/FAT OOZE OUT

    btw im from texas and im not surprised at all by this. my aunts like500 lbs. im not fat but i lived in texas for six years and theres aaaalllloooootttt of fat people. but in like auston and houston theres sum hot chicks

  47. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    i gotta a friend thats super fat and after he eats sumthing i tell him hes got something on his chins. its funny everytime
  48. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    yayy after like 3 monhts of just watching this website i finally made a profile :D
    but yeah im from houston and if you go to an astros game you`ll know that houston has some nice chicas ;)
  49. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Houston has some pretty hot chicks. Nothing jaw dropping, and not much more special then anyother place i`ve been.
    But that might just be cause i`ve been here too long.
  50. Profile photo of Evil_the_Nub
    Evil_the_Nub Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    On the plus side they won`t have to worry about her escaping. Thats a lot of ass to haul.
  51. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 1:35 am
    Ew. Imagine how gross it is under her rolls. And how deep her bellybutton is..And how gammy it is in there. My bellybutton`s got an infection at the moment and it`s gross, but i bet hers is like a cave full of gam.


    I don`t like most fat people. Story below of why.

    I went to KFC the other day, and asked for a toasted wrap, and the woman who was making them was so so fat it made me feel sick, and my boyfriend was all like, `man the harpoons` and it was gross. She was eating some of the food as she went along, And the bitch didn`t toast my wrap, so i demanded my monies back and i was afraid she was gonna eat me.

  52. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 1:58 am
    West Texas is soooo much better.
    Not as many fat people, hot latina chix almost everywhere, but there`s a lot of Emos ;(
  53. Profile photo of Lapin
    Lapin Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 3:44 am
    I can`t tell whether this is funny or sad.
    But since the boy died, I guess it`s sad. ._.

    But why the hell would someone do that to themselves?

  54. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 4:02 am
    It`s simple. Just build the jail around her.

    Or, if you`re lazy, put jail bars and a fake wall. It`s not like she`s going anywhere soon.

  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    August 24, 2008 at 4:07 am


    Forget all that, how the hell did she have a kid in the first place??? I don`t want to go into detail here because what our imagination is doing to us is already bad enough, but c`mon, how do the physics of that work exactly? How do you, not to put too fine a point on it... er... find... well you know what I mean.

    And if anyone says "She was on top", then... YOU`RE UP NEXT!!

  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 4:09 am
    PS Don`t think I`m completely heartless to the IAB community... I`m already saying to myself "No Lionhart, NO!!! We did NOT need that picture!"

    lol

  57. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 4:37 am
    dont mess with texas
  58. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
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    August 24, 2008 at 5:45 am
    "Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2"

    It wasn`t her kid.. tards.

  59. Profile photo of Frydae
    Frydae Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:06 am
    "Forget all that, how the hell did she have a kid in the first place???"

    It was her nephew. Nephew means that the rolly polly fatty`s sister was the mom of the kid.
    Speaking of which, is anyone curious to see if the mom of this kid is fat, too?
    Because I am. But I bet she`s like, 100 pounds. It always seems to happen that way, haha.

  60. Profile photo of newbie4sale
    newbie4sale Female 18-29
    102 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:07 am
    "I don`t suppose house arrest is the best solution??"

    "^ Where else is she gonna go?"

    Lol. Indeed what`s the use of confining her to a cell when she can`t even move?

  61. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:10 am
    Maybe she has her own orbit.
  62. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
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    August 24, 2008 at 8:28 am
    no excuse..27 years old?
  63. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:31 am
    the second dead baby link in a row??

    i want an aww of the day link NOW!

    and i am SO disappointed there were no pictures!

    xlucyx

  64. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Put her ass on a diet..To her thats worse than jail. Shes bedridden, she practically IS in jail. Jenny Craig FTW

    Random quote: "She must be on that new diet. Slim-Slow"

  65. Profile photo of Bayne
    Bayne Male 13-17
    85 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 9:08 am
    The fat chick was the aunt, not the mother...
  66. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 9:18 am
    "its not my fault im fat! now pass the cake, brownies, cake, chocolate, burgers, hotdogs, and some 2 year old that i can beat the crap out of!!!"
  67. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Lets see, weve got a person too fat to leave her house who killed a toddler. I`m in for capital punishmnet
  68. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 10:18 am
    she crushed him with the sheer weight of her arms...sad
  69. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Poor little kid =[
  70. Profile photo of lovelytoes
    lovelytoes Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:20 am
    -sings- "meats of evillll"
  71. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
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    August 24, 2008 at 10:26 am
    *sigh* It`s mind boggling that people can get so heavy like that. House arrest seems like the only answer. Tis sad.
  72. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:28 am
    "Good. heres how i rank the cities in Texas.

    San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Dallas"

    Oh, WTF. If anything Houston should in 3rd place.

  73. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:46 am
    Blah. She`s just retarded. Instead of taking her to jail, put her on a diet of vegetables.
  74. Profile photo of Adyckt
    Adyckt Male 18-29
    98 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
    I was sad, and then I lol`d, but then I was sad again because I remembered that episode of nip/tuck where they tried to separate a woman from a couch because she had fused to it. ewwww.
  75. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    "On the plus side they won`t have to worry about her escaping. Thats a lot of ass to haul."
    haha =] that just totally made my day

    this is so stupid, how do you do that to yourself? gah nasty.
    but wtf is the mom getting arrested?

  76. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    no way!! my joke, stolen by the very first comment, oh well

    `crushing his head.`
    she tried to hug him

  77. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    hows she gonna get to him she ways half a ton, HALF A FRICKEN TON, why do people not set a limit for themselves, cant get in the shower huh? maybe its time to lay of the extra mayo.
  78. Profile photo of jaredATTACK
    jaredATTACK Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    ahahaha.
    her bail is $1000 a pound. x3 she`s some expensive bacon. :D
  79. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Let the women die. If she struck the boy twice and they say she might die if she leaves the house, let her.
  80. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Im not surprised its in Texas..I live in Texas and i hate it..lol.. Theres alot of fatass people here
  81. Profile photo of zephyrnok
    zephyrnok Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    There`s fat people everywhere...

    If you try to cut the fat away from her body, she would bleed creamy nougat.

  82. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Cholesterol = Loophole.
  83. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2008 at 4:52 am
    the evidence is there!! her flab :)
  84. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2008 at 10:27 am
    OMG SHE PROBABLY ATE HIM!!!

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