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Date: 08/14/08 12:14 PM

46 Responses to New Crystal Gravy

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 9:35 am
    Link: New Crystal Gravy - Now you can finally see your food!
  2. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    It looks like jelly :D

  3. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    what did they use to make that?
    hand sanitizer?
    no--they ate it.
    they should make crystal everything.
    although, it looks gross.
    eww.
    how did they make it?
  4. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    I think they used lube as the "gravy"

    lets put some lube on your meat!
    D:

  5. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    classic snl... hahaha great stuff, i always liked the little fake commercial skits
  6. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Looks like snot. Delicious!
  7. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Its Karo syrup, basically sugar made from corn. It has alot of Hollywood uses, like fake blood and etc.

  8. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3149 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    I miss Crystal Pepsi. I thought it was a clever idea.
    They probably stopped it because it caused cancer or something.
  9. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Looks like gel / shampoo..
  10. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Its also on like every coke..er, soda, you drink, labeled high fructose corn syrup
  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Urrrrrrggggg! It looks like they poured hair gel over their food!
  12. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    I want that now .. In fact I decree all foods shall be see through!!
  13. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:28:50 PM
    Its also on like every coke..er, soda, you drink, labeled high fructose corn syrup
    -------------------------------------------------

    If my faeces where so yummy I`d eat them everyday and not care about the consistency.

  14. Profile photo of Akeldama
    Akeldama Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    I don`t eat meat, or use gravy...but still.
    That looks nasty..
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    Did she just DIP her chicken in there? I could not think of anything other than "HEART ATTACK!"

    By the sound of it, I`d guess it`s an 80`s spot, attempting to jump on the crystal soda bandwagon...and falling off promptly afterwards.

  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Oh it`s SNL? Nevermind then.
  17. Profile photo of sumomonkey21
    sumomonkey21 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Nidonemo, please tell me you didn`t think this was real...
  18. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    I wouldn`t eat that even if it was real
  19. Profile photo of smnrg7
    smnrg7 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:43:12 PM
    I don`t eat meat, or use gravy...but still.
    That looks nasty..
    -----------------------------------------
    You took the words out of my mouth... literally... she`s a witch!!! let the medieval trial commence
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    Ahahaha, that looks absolutely nasty.

    I met a black guy who thought that Crystal Pepsi was racist.

  21. Profile photo of Akeldama
    Akeldama Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    smnrq7, what??
  22. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Opiebreath, two things:

    1. Your avatars get weirder and weirder with every passing moment. And

    2. Your posts never fail to make me chuckle with their randomness.

    Other than that, that is not that great of an idea. And i miss crystal pepsi.

  23. Profile photo of BasketKase93
    BasketKase93 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    Umm...

    Gag?

  24. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    why is that so disgusting to me?
  25. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    I forgot how awesome SNL used to be.
  26. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    Looks like clear corn syrup.

    Mm heart attack in liquid form.

  27. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    Haha. Obvious parody of Crystal Pepsi. Oh that`s so gross, I`m glad it`s not real. SNL FTW. Well... old SNL.
  28. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    funny or die?

    I don`t care if it is SNL, its not funny, and there is still no death.

    Funny or die should be posting funeral videos already.

  29. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    Man! I miss Crystal Pepsi :(.

    That stuff was great, it didn`t stain your teeth like the dark Pepsi/Coke.

  30. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    eurgh thats awful :-|
    i love having my sunday roast covered in gravy! :-D
  31. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    elkingo, it was obviously funny. The name of the site is funny or die, and since you were still alive to post your comment, you obviously thought it was funny.

    case closed!

  32. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    I always thought it was funny, or they die.
  33. Profile photo of blundetto
    blundetto Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    meh I already ejaculate on my food.
  34. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    you should make your whole MEAL invisible! *imagines* that would be so cool :P
  35. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    407 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    "It`s people. Crystal Gravy is made out of people. They`re making our Gravy out of people."
  36. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    weird...
  37. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    LOL, that was my favorite SNL commercial! Crystal Gravy f**king rocks
  38. Profile photo of Deevo114
    Deevo114 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 6:01 am
    that was really weird. i need sum.
  39. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 7:25 am
    after colon blow, probably the best snl "commercial" ever.
  40. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    This is older than the interwebs. It was funny 20 years ago but if you don`t know about Crystal Pepsi you probably won`t appreciate it as much.
  41. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    407 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    So what are you really saying freddyferret, you`re old?
  42. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    corn syrup
  43. Profile photo of andypandy532
    andypandy532 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:02 am
    i clicked on this thinking it was like drugs, but... oh well :-( cant always have what i want...
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 4:07 am
    Finally gravy for scientologists!

    ... get it... Clear ?

    /xenu is my homeboy }-)

  45. Profile photo of wtfstoner55
    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 8:30 am
    and people say they don`t get british humour, how is this funny?
  46. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    yuckypoo

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