New Crystal Gravy

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
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Now you can finally see your food!
There are 46 comments:
Female 268
yuckypoo
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Male 167
and people say they don`t get british humour, how is this funny?
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Male 17,512
Finally gravy for scientologists!

... get it... Clear ?

/xenu is my homeboy }-)

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Male 79
i clicked on this thinking it was like drugs, but... oh well :-( cant always have what i want...
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Male 357
corn syrup
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Male 406
So what are you really saying freddyferret, you`re old?
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Male 11,740
This is older than the interwebs. It was funny 20 years ago but if you don`t know about Crystal Pepsi you probably won`t appreciate it as much.
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Male 426
after colon blow, probably the best snl "commercial" ever.
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Male 45
that was really weird. i need sum.
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Male 1,686
LOL, that was my favorite SNL commercial! Crystal Gravy f**king rocks
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Female 416
weird...
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Male 406
"It`s people. Crystal Gravy is made out of people. They`re making our Gravy out of people."
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Male 2,788
you should make your whole MEAL invisible! *imagines* that would be so cool :P
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Male 4
meh I already ejaculate on my food.
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Male 5,620
I always thought it was funny, or they die.
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Male 1,220
elkingo, it was obviously funny. The name of the site is funny or die, and since you were still alive to post your comment, you obviously thought it was funny.

case closed!

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Female 5,139
eurgh thats awful :-|
i love having my sunday roast covered in gravy! :-D
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Male 1,039
Man! I miss Crystal Pepsi :(.

That stuff was great, it didn`t stain your teeth like the dark Pepsi/Coke.

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Male 5,620
funny or die?

I don`t care if it is SNL, its not funny, and there is still no death.

Funny or die should be posting funeral videos already.

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Male 285
Haha. Obvious parody of Crystal Pepsi. Oh that`s so gross, I`m glad it`s not real. SNL FTW. Well... old SNL.
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Female 519
Looks like clear corn syrup.

Mm heart attack in liquid form.

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Male 807
I forgot how awesome SNL used to be.
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Male 2,388
why is that so disgusting to me?
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Male 22
Umm...

Gag?

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Male 615
Opiebreath, two things:

1. Your avatars get weirder and weirder with every passing moment. And

2. Your posts never fail to make me chuckle with their randomness.

Other than that, that is not that great of an idea. And i miss crystal pepsi.

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Female 49
smnrq7, what??
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Female 15,763
Ahahaha, that looks absolutely nasty.

I met a black guy who thought that Crystal Pepsi was racist.

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Male 15
Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:43:12 PM
I don`t eat meat, or use gravy...but still.
That looks nasty..
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You took the words out of my mouth... literally... she`s a witch!!! let the medieval trial commence
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Male 5,970
I wouldn`t eat that even if it was real
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Male 109
Nidonemo, please tell me you didn`t think this was real...
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Male 9,306
Oh it`s SNL? Nevermind then.
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Male 9,306
Did she just DIP her chicken in there? I could not think of anything other than "HEART ATTACK!"

By the sound of it, I`d guess it`s an 80`s spot, attempting to jump on the crystal soda bandwagon...and falling off promptly afterwards.

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Female 49
I don`t eat meat, or use gravy...but still.
That looks nasty..
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Male 1,455
Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:28:50 PM
Its also on like every coke..er, soda, you drink, labeled high fructose corn syrup
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If my faeces where so yummy I`d eat them everyday and not care about the consistency.

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Male 214
I want that now .. In fact I decree all foods shall be see through!!
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Male 3,369
Urrrrrrggggg! It looks like they poured hair gel over their food!
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Male 1,011
Its also on like every coke..er, soda, you drink, labeled high fructose corn syrup
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Male 610
Looks like gel / shampoo..
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Male 3,461
I miss Crystal Pepsi. I thought it was a clever idea.
They probably stopped it because it caused cancer or something.
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Male 1,011
Its Karo syrup, basically sugar made from corn. It has alot of Hollywood uses, like fake blood and etc.

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Male 1,455
Looks like snot. Delicious!
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Male 815
classic snl... hahaha great stuff, i always liked the little fake commercial skits
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Male 334
I think they used lube as the "gravy"

lets put some lube on your meat!
D:

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Female 1,287
what did they use to make that?
hand sanitizer?
no--they ate it.
they should make crystal everything.
although, it looks gross.
eww.
how did they make it?
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Female 552
It looks like jelly :D

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Male 20,169
Link: New Crystal Gravy [Rate Link] - Now you can finally see your food!
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