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Date: 08/12/08 09:30 AM

86 Responses to Mom Complains over Suggestive Straw Shape

  1. Profile photo of crunKKat
    crunKKat Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:31 am
    Link: Mom Complains over Suggestive Straw Shape - I think mom might have a point here. Somewhere in the straw factory, a dirty old man is having a good laugh.
  2. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:35 am
    tehehehehe

    it looks like a penis..

    -titters-

    :-D

  3. Profile photo of Dickardo
    Dickardo Male 13-17
    179 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:35 am
    haha that is not a coincidence
  4. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:36 am
    A child`s mind wouldn`t perceive it that way. So mom should just STFU.
  5. Profile photo of Negatively
    Negatively Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:36 am
    I wonder when the female version is comming out?
  6. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:38 am
    its a rocket ship! duhhhh
  7. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:38 am
    ....PFFFTAAHAHAHAH.
  8. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:42 am
    Those straws are going to turn that little girl into a sex fiend!

    Something must be done.

  9. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:42 am
    This makes me think of those two headed gummy worms Troll released a year or so back. Those were awesome lol
  10. Profile photo of thedobkins
    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:43 am
    It`s NOT a rocket ship! That cannot be seen as anything other than what it is, penis and testicles. Some joker did this on purpose, seriously.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:44 am
    So now this mom`s pretty little girl looks like she`s I am a pretty little girl while sipping a soda?
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:45 am
    ^^ See what I did there? IAB in-jokes FTW!
  13. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:46 am
    I did not understand a word of that first sentence davy...
  14. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:47 am
    i dont get it davy o.O
  15. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:48 am
    Ha those are great!
  16. Profile photo of Imjesus
    Imjesus Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:50 am
    Why can`t they just say penis? It`s not that.....um....difficult. Male sex organ, yeah whatever, it doesn`t look like a prostrate to me, so why don`t you clarify?
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:50 am
    What`s even funnier is that she can`t say the word PENIS, and instead she calls the PENIS-shaped straws not PENIS but "male private area" because I guess she`s too afraid to say PENIS.

    Jeeze, people are so prudent in unneeded areas.

    They were probably trying to make it look like rocket ships and needed the straw to still be able to function as well and the PENIS shape is what ended up being produced.


    ....PENIS.

  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:51 am
    ...PENIS FTW
  19. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Before I even clicked the link I knew it was going to be a penis lol. I think davymid was having a little fun with the automatic censor.
  20. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Sure they look like it, but complaining about it? Just take it out of the package and keep them for a joke or something... I would`ve LOVED to find something of the sort.
  21. Profile photo of Bubgum
    Bubgum Male 13-17
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    August 12, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Teehee. "Click to enlarge" :P

    http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x32/C...

  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:55 am
    ^^ haha thats what i was thinking..
    just keep them for the adults ;-)

    let the kids have their heart shaped straws!
    lolz. i think she was probably trying to get some money out of it somehow. she probably will..

  23. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:57 am
    I cant say i`d use one to drink from!
  24. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:57 am
    hah i would :-D
  25. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:07 am
    I want them!
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:08 am
    Damn, jokes ain`t funny once you explain them...

    re: my earlier post- if you type "Suck my D*ck" into IAB, the automatic censor replaces it with "I am a pretty little girl". Try it for yourself.

    I guess the joke was a bit obscure.... I fail at teh funniez *hangs head in shame*

  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:09 am
    ^^ Nidonemo "Jeeze, people are so prudent in unneeded areas"

    I would argue the opposite, some people are definitely NOT very wise. Did you mean "prudish", brother?

  28. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:10 am
    i like how she called wal mart to complain as if they had made the straws themselves.

    "oh they were rude to me about it and said i was lying!"

    well were you a bitch to begin with? I would put my bet on yes.

  29. Profile photo of evilben
    evilben Male 18-29
    47 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:11 am
    how ironic, my penis looks just like a straw
  30. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:13 am
    put THOSE in your juice boxes and suck `em!
  31. Profile photo of YummyUkulele
    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
    I don`t think that I`ve laughed at anything harder on IAB. Seriously...

    XD

  32. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:28 am
    I don`t see the problem, I think a little subliminal training when their young is great, she just might make some guy a nice wife when shes older.
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:33 am
    She`s too upset over a silly matter. But There was no reason for Wal*Mart to be rude to her on the phone.
  34. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:33 am
    mom`s got a dirty mind, or a husband with a tiny tiny dick
  35. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Omg, Our kids are drinking from a penis shaped straw, there going to become Nazi God Hating Murder`s cause they drank from something that looks remotely like a penis, gezz, do you ever hear Dads complaining about poo? Only the mothers -_-
  36. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:43 am
    I am a pretty little girl, Hope it works

    -Giggles-

  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:44 am
    Lets not view it as suggestive but rather as training
  38. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
    wow thats old.
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:09 am
    davymid: Prudish? I hadn`t heard that word before. Thanks for the correction.
  40. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:11 am
    If this woman wasn`t an ignorant sheep, her reaction would have been to laugh her ass off and then take all the penis ones and put them up somewhere so the kid couldn`t use them.
  41. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Thats not milk that the kids are drinking out of those straws...
  42. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:21 am
    "Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:08:14 AM
    Damn, jokes ain`t funny once you explain them...

    re: my earlier post- if you type "Suck my D*ck" into IAB, the automatic censor replaces it with "I am a pretty little girl". Try it for yourself.

    I guess the joke was a bit obscure.... I fail at teh funniez *hangs head in shame*"

    I am a pretty little girl

    i am a pretty little girl...

  43. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:21 am
    LMFAO! OMG
  44. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:24 am
    its a dick, not a rocket. easy as that. melt them down into something more useful.
  45. Profile photo of Foogle
    Foogle Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Wal-mart has some great products.
  46. Profile photo of lenashawitz
    lenashawitz Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:50 am
    Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn.
    OMG Nazis riding Dinosaurs!!!
    Seriously.. what would be the huge problem?
  47. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Ugh, figures the woman is from TRAshland, Ky
  48. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    August 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    They should call it kinky straws. :D

    *penis*... teehee

  49. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    I`m sure they sell these in Ann Summers (a sex-shop in the UK)

    Maybe a fault in the line?

  50. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Certainly a penis.

    Sadly, the poll on the new article has twice the schmucks thinking it`s just a rocket.

    Fools.

  51. Profile photo of 153Fish
    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    So, I`m guessing that bundling these straws with gallons of milk is out of the question?
  52. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    They have these at Spencer`s, but they`re supposed to be like that.
    Were they shaped like that on purpose or was it just a badly-planned design?
  53. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    451 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    someone looking for ways to be offended
  54. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    andrea bailey? my neighbor? wow. except for the fact that this is in australia.
  55. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    AHHHH my virgin eyes! >.<
  56. Profile photo of Psyduck
    Psyduck Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    I saw this a long time ago, and apparently the company that makes the kid straws also makes straws for bachelorette parties, as well as other adult themed straws. So it is probable that there could have been a mix-up at the factory or something.
  57. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Someone has a dirty mind ;)
  58. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Suckin penis while drinking soda? Where do I sign up?
  59. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I wouldn`t drink from that.
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I want to try it out so...
    I am a pretty little girl who likes drating poo.

    Also, for once this isn`t political correctness gone too far. That shape`s going over the line :D

  61. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    It worked!^^^
  62. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Let me try:

    I am a pretty little girl.

  63. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Hey, it`s Jesus.
  64. Profile photo of 1eleanor2005
    1eleanor2005 Female 13-17
    324 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    she should see the ones they sell in Ann Summers
    coincedentally i am currently eating a penis lollypop i won from an Ann Summers party :-D
  65. Profile photo of missaquafina
    missaquafina Female 18-29
    208 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    can we just please STOP posting links on here that was already posted on here less then a year ago
  66. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
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    August 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    HA! Suck on that!
  67. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    August 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    Y`know, when I was three, I wouldn`t of had clue one as to what those shapes were. Once you know something like that too, it can`t be unknown, so... by my logic, a kid who gets the joke already is aware of what a man`s private parts are and there is no need to "shield" them anymore... they are probably snickering at anything remotely sexual anyway by that stage.
  68. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    oh noes, something shaped like a penis, i wonder what those moms will do when they realize every goddamn time their boys go pee they look at a penis shaped penis
  69. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
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    August 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    yeah, who wouldn`t want them =D
  70. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    she said its not about the 1.69 but to protect other families with older children...
    from what??? jesus christ even if it isnt a rocket what is so bad about a male organ? You wont get an std from the straw. I hate stupid people
  71. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    First glance I saw a woman`s figure, not a penis.
    I think it`s funny though, the woman went out of her way to complain about it. Okay, so she`s probably prude.
    Then I read the quote "Was shaped like a male private area." Yup, she doesn`t even say PENIS. Prude. Only in Kentucky.
    But I agree with some others, she`s probably just going for attention and possibly money.
  72. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:26 am
    Well, as long as the straw isn`t used for drinking milk, it`s totally non-sexual.
  73. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 1:11 am
    I will give them to all my friends.
  74. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    August 13, 2008 at 3:41 am
    the stupid cow probably picked up some `adult` party straws instead. It wouldn`t surprise me.
  75. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 5:24 am
    Penises....heh.
  76. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 5:26 am
    Srsly though over a straw shape? WTH does the baby know? "This thing kinda looks like a penis...I`ll have to investigate this phenomenon further." Oh, please.
  77. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 9:06 am
    damn, parents these days get worked up over every little thing
    her daughter`s THREE, i honestly doubt she`s going to know a d-ck when she sees one
    and seriously, that mom needs some serious imagination if she can see that in that straw
    stop trying to get some attention for yourself and raise your daughter properly
  78. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 9:34 am
    that`s what you get for shopping at wal-mart
  79. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
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    August 14, 2008 at 4:05 am
    most poeple would drink from one becuase "male private areas" are teh cool!
  80. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    pppfffft HAHAHAHAHAHA OLOL ROFL

    200 wooot woot 200th post!

  81. Profile photo of CaptainCool
    CaptainCool Female 13-17
    36 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    I want some of those xD
  82. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2008 at 12:36 am
    Prude ass.
  83. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2008 at 4:06 am
    "...but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn..."

    ...so exactly what is she thinking might happen?

  84. Profile photo of lucyface
    lucyface Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Im with DrkAng, what the hell will possibly happen to older kids? o.O
    Ur not gonna be mentally scared when u realize ur staw`s a dirty shape.
  85. Profile photo of beth1675
    beth1675 Female 13-17
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    January 22, 2009 at 6:28 am
    I see her point on the fact that it looks like a penis, but come on, some people wanted those!!
  86. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 9:13 am
    O3O

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