Man Held for Alleged Obama Assassination Threat

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/07/breaking-man-held-for-obama-assassination-threat/

Kid claims he was gonna do it if Obama was elected. News flash: Expect a bunch of these
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Male 2,422
In a newspaper here it was talking about how white supremicists (inbred rednecks) would welcome an Obama victory because it would make everyone realise that "minorities are taking over the country". This guy must`ve jumped the gun...
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Male 549
Hmm.. I love how this thread now has nothing to do with the video.
LOVE IT.
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Male 404

i agree with trigod.. on another note SINCE WHEN WERE THERE WHITE PEOPLE IN MIAMI?!?!

*cue quick_sand rant

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Female 5,139
the actor who plays King Leonidas is gerard butler, who is the phantom in the phantom of the opera (2004 version)
which is my favourite film of all time..ever...everever

therefore....this means something -strokes chin- but i do not know what ¬.¬

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Female 5,139
Hah. thats the first thing i said when someone mentioned me being a mod "i bet Trigod will have something to say"

When are you gonna leave me alone?

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Male 281
* to any humorless gov`t suits and ties that may be reading, the assassination comment was facetious
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Male 281
@ davymid on moderation: If Alice gets elected, I`ll assassinate her myself. Her moderatorship would rip a great gaping assh*le in the space-time continuum, since she`d have to delete everything she does.

By the by, congratulations on the orange name and all that comes with it. From what I`ve seen so far, you and I are pretty similar; the logical conclusion is that you`ll do a f*cking awesome job. And maybe get your sciency defibrillators.

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Female 519
lol, Florida. Well, there was a 99% chance of Obama getting a death threat (and more to come), might as well have been from someone in Florida.
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Male 5,620
RayBeaudoin

Thats right, if you don`t like America.. get out.

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Male 637
There are fewer presidents and presidential hopefuls that HAVEN`T been threatened than have. It would be more bizarre if no one was threatening to assassinate him.
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Female 370
ugh what a low life piece of poo.
I hope Obama kicks McCain`s wrinkly old ass.

And I hope that piece of poo drops the soap in prison.

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Female 4,376
but i don`t want a hostile takeover T-T
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Female 4,376
i`d love to be a mod hehe IAB is awesome i`m on it everyday
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Male 740
when i heard he was arrested in florida, i was like, "go figure. southern boy wants to kill obama because he`s black."

but it said he`s from maine. so my bad, southern america

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Female 15,763
Oh my god, Tru. You just became like, a member in 12 different groups of hated people on the internet.

o-o

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Male 1,766
^^ enjoy getting buttf ucked by big government
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Male 405
i was kinda w8ing for some twat to attempt or blab about assassinating obama, truthfully i`m taking my right as an american to NOT vote. I figure im as lazy as the nxt american so i nvr registered and just don`t think ill vote though i will complain if an idiot gets elected go RALPH NADAR
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Female 5,139
id do it :-D
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Male 327
is this getting special treatment cuz hes black?
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Female 15,763
Alice would do a better job than I would, I`m going to be starting school again for fall and not here most of the day.

So unless it`s cool that I mod for like.. an hour (AT LEAST) each day... xD

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Male 12,138
Maddog, you go tell fancylad that Opie should be a Mod- I think she`d be awesome at it (seriously).

I`d tell him myself, but I`m still new to the job, and I`m still spotting from my arse after that night in Vegas.

Opie (Alice another candidate?) for Girl-Mod.

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Female 15,763
D: I dun wanna be a mod anymore.
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Male 12,138
^^ "Why does everyone talk about mod status involving some form of painful sex?"

Well, Opie mate, because it pretty much goddam does.

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Male 7,933
shes never on anymore
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Female 15,763
Is Dainty a mod?

I don`t remember seeing her name in orange... though it took me a bit to recognize that Davy`s was.

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Male 12,138
^^ Dammit Maddog...I`m walking like John Wayne in chaps over here and fancylad came and asked you!

But, don`t we have Dainty as the token mod-lady-type?

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Male 7,933
See Opie I was a minor so hostile take over was really the only option
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Female 386
GO USA
...

:/

/sarcasm

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Female 15,763
Why does everyone talk about mod status involving some form of painful sex?

Or, in Prime`s situation, a hostile take over.

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Female 4,376
awkward......
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Female 15,763
Wouldn`t it be nice (if we were older...) to be able to like.. customize-a-politician or something?

I`d totally dig that.

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Male 3,369
Speak yourself m8! He just ask me..mayby he likes you more!!

though he really REALLY needs to consider make a lady or 2 a mod...or its gonna start looking like a mod sausage fest soon!

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Male 12,138
Yea Maddog, the black evil-looking one on the right looks painfully familiar.

As you know, Fancylad doesn`t hand out Mod status for free- it involved a wild night in the Caesar`s Palace Hotel & Casino in Vegas... If anyone here ever end up staying in room 409, you`ll find my teeth-marks are still on the pillow.

Still, what goes in Vegas stays in Vegas, and all that.

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Male 3,369
Hey Davy!

You don`t need a Spamblaster Mk II!
I find the threat of a hosepipe and these rubber fists far more effective..

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Female 4,376
i dunno i`m not really into politics and i`m not even registered to vote but from the things i read about McCain and Obama right now i would say Obama. But i haven`t done much research on either of them to form a good opinion on them i just happen to think Obama seems like s good candidate but hell i could be dead wrong.

whoever does win though better not screw up the country any worse then it already is or i`m moving to Europe ha

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Male 12,138
Well, if I may chip in my 2-cent`s worth (none of my business really, as an Irish/British/Dutch bloke) I`m as left-wing über-liberal as they come, but I`m not sure if I trust Obama. I think the guy talks a good story... Have no idea what his policies are or if he even has any. Easiest thing in the world is to stand on a podium, quoting Martin Luther King and promising "change".

I wouldn`t piss on Bush if he was on fire. But I have to say, if I had a vote (and like I said I don`t) I might just have to go against my religion and vote McCain... I like the guy. Seems pretty smart to me. Smart enough to distance himself from Bush by just the right amount...

Anyway, I`m rambling. Like I said, none of my business... Let`s see what happens.

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Female 4,376
seriously though what kind of idiot threatens in public about wanting to kill the president or anyone running for president.

thats just begging to get your ass thrown jail

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Female 4,376
to sand....no offense but.....


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Male 7,933
1. I dont like Obama
2. what a drating idiot
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Female 4,376
1. i like obama

2. what a drating idiot

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Male 1,766
^^ jewban is one of the funniest things ive heard today
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Male 7,933
berberry, thats in Broward. sometimes they go to miami but its not often. But there are Jewbans in Florida (Cuban Jews. It was on a license plate)
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Female 161
isnt florida known to have alot of jews?

-comment to all those asking since when was their white people in florida-

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Male 7,933
^^^
He also took a blue pill and calls himself The ONE
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Male 12,138
^^ "Congratulations, davymid. I support you in all of your devilish, maniacal plots as a new mod. Hopefull I can be one some day too.
(because that is one shiny ass gun....)"

Thanks, FBG. The gun is pretty sweet, but I find if I mis-time pressing the R button I f*ck up the reload.

Anyways, back on topic: If Obama wins the presidency, he`d better have a hella lot of security... there`s enough crazies out there to be a real threat. Dude`s got a skin colour, ethnicity, message and gaddam name that`s potentially dangerous for his health in parts of the US!

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Male 7,933
Nice davymid, nice.
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Female 136
Ok seriously, WTF is wrong with Florida? We`ve had dumb teen after dumb teen and now this guy?
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Male 153
Congratulations, davymid. I support you in all of your devilish, maniacal plots as a new mod. Hopefull I can be one some day too.

(because that is one shiny ass gun....)

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Male 4,680
^^^First relevant post after 19 which have little to do with a guy wanting to kill Obama.
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Female 444
This actually hurts McCain supporters. It gives them the image of being redneck racists.

I guess according to quick_sand, a family like mine doesn`t exist. My father`s side of the family came from a country no one`s heard of simply because of political unrest. Financially, they actually lost a lot of money and status coming here (family was into natural gas, etc). They still became doctors, but being middle class isn`t the same as being able to request to speak to the president of the country when you want.

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Male 4,680
It is if you`re spamming.
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Male 12,138
*Presses random buttons on Spamblaster Mk II, puts eyeball up to barrel to see if it`s loaded, presses more random buttons*.

Prime, is this thing dangerous?

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Male 4,680
I hear that there`s an extra four settings with the spam-blaster Mk III. Only out in Japan in the moment I`m afraid...
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Male 7,933
You turn the (smiling?) face to the desired level.
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Male 12,138
And what`s up with the settings down the side of the FirstPoster-B-Gone(TM) Power Unit on the Spamblaster? How does this work?

I guess setting 6 should only be used in the direst of circumstances? Like Arma-f*cking-gedden?

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Male 12,138
Hey Prime, Maddog... Fancylad went and gave me one of these bad boys *clumsily holds up IAB Mod-Issue "Spamblaster" Mk II, with chainsaw bayonet attachment*. How does this thing work again? Intruction book`s in f*cking Chinese.

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Female 393
YAAAAAY :-D
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Male 4,680
^^Right there! Look! There it is!
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Male 12,138
"For I am the Lord thy Mod, and thou shalt have no other Mods before me."

Testicles, Ch 2, v11-12.

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Male 4,680
I also replied to davymid`s comment, but deleted my post about a second later when I found it had gone ;-)

If he`s still reading this, thanks davymid!

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Female 393
m00shy is craaaayze... oh nooo

hehe i was responding to what I thought was an amusing comment by davy mind, but then he took it away!!! :-O

Also, maybe I am crazy anyway heh.

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Female 5,139
m00shy is craaaayze... oh nooo
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Female 316
quick_sand, chiiiiilllllll...

shouldn`t`ve been surprised. we`ve talked in shop class about how this was gonna happen. i guess i`m just happy it wasn`t one of my classmates with the weapons.

but hey! in the defense of my state, it says he lives on a sailboat and has no connection to florida. we`re a different kind of nutjob here in palm beach county.

oh, and you gotta go to the cruise ship harbor to see white people in miami. i was there two months ago for warped tour at bicentennial.

incidentally, wouldnt it be ineffective to "kill, kidnap, and cause bodily harm" to your victim? i`d think to try a different order of operations.

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Female 393
hey u deleted it, and now I look crazy...
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Female 393
lol davymind ^ nice :-D
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Male 7,933
In regards to her first post. I dont see that many Peruvians. Where I live its Nicaraguan, Cubans, and Colombians. It weird where a conversation starts with ASERE, goes to CHIMBA, and ends with SOLO MATE SOS
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Male 904
why dont they want obama as president?
i was in spencers and 3 hicks came in asking for anti obama shirts...i almost burst out laughing
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Male 4,680
I just realised:

How silly of me. So what do the McCain supporters make of this?

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Female 393
quick_sand8 -

Shut up

Please and Thank you.

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Male 1,766
Anone got that picture
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Male 1,766
wHY yOU sO RaCIst
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Male 4,680
Sand, if you want people to take you seriously...

A) Switch off caps lock.
B) Excessive !!!!!s are bad.
C) Stop with the insults. Calling me an "immature dkhead" is only making yourself look bad.
D) Keep your post organized. All I see is a pile of punctuation and random insults.

I can tell you`re angry, but as alice_x said, calm down. It`ll help.

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Male 386
quick_sand8 if you`re not on drugs already you should invest in some good Lefetamine. Both Obama and Mccain have a lot of protection I`ve heard, I just hope it`s enough.
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Male 7,933
quicksand I am offended, you forgot to mention Sweetwater, Westchester, and West-Miami.

And to the one who said "Can someone please explain why it matters if there white people in Florida?"

with the exception of my trip to DC, I have met only 1 white person in Miami (which I am still convinced they got lost and thought they were in Broward)

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Female 5,139
sand that was so uncalled for. you need to calm down and think about what your saying...seriously..
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Female 393
Good to see you too Quick_sand8...

I live in Scotland and it rules more awesomley than anywhere. But thats only because we have Irn Bru.

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Male 4,680
Yup... now put down the caps lock key, put your hands behind your back and wait for your party associate to collect you for your cake.
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Male 34
What presidential candidate in history has NOT had somebody say they were going to assassinate them? Really this is hardly news.
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Male 4,680
Quick_sand... Caps lock?
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Female 5,139
quick sand is always on a madden...!
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Female 466
FLORIDA?????
IS NOTHING BUT A WEIGH STATION FOR EVERY LOW LIFE SCUM BAG FROM EVERY FOREIGN COUNTRY TO HIDE, MAKE A LIFE, NOT PAY TAXES, GET WELFARE, SECTION 8 HOUSING, WALK INTO THE FOOD STAMP OFFICE,WITH A BMW IN THE FKING PARKING LOT!!!!!!!!!
WHILE EVERY DECENT PERSON "FKING STUCK THERE", CAN`T GET $hIT!!!!!!!!!
your the wrong COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pOLITICS AT IT`S FINEST!!!!
A BUNCH OF KISS aS$$$$ cUBAN REFUGEEEEEEEEEEEES
WHO BROUGHT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS, VIA CASTRO,,,,,,,,,
AND THE US GOVERMENT SAID, hEY, W`EEE`LLL TAKE CARE OF YOU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CASH!!!!
SCREW!!!!!!!!! THE AMERICAN SOLDIER, SCREW THE AMERICAN TAXPPAYER, YOU DON`T MATTER ANYMORE!!!!!!!
OH YEA/??? WELL SOME OF US SAY "SCREW YOU"!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 466
I lived in MIAMI, for 14.5 yrs! it IS the "CESSPOOL"
BY THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!
that is why we took our kids and RAN for the country!!!!!
Unless your Cuban, Peruvian, Haitian, Mariolito, one of Castro`s flunkies, etc??? YOU ARE a minority!!!!!! Car Jacking`s, Home invasions, the CRIME there is NOTHING like anywhere else!!!!!!!
Crack heads, Meth heads, SCUM, OH , but come to DADE or BROWARD county!!! My As$!!!
CRIME, THUG, DRUG,COPS DON`T CARE ANYMORE, THEY ARE OVER RUN, OVER MAN POWERED, AK-47, Opalaka, Overtown, Liberty City, Hialeah, North Miami, Miami Gardens, Ocean Drive....
UNLESS you live in a "GATED community????"...YOU are at risk for every low life scum bag that lives there!! Where I live now?? "Smith and Wesson" and my DOG, you won`t FK with MY family!!!!!!!
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Female 9
Can someone please explain why it matters if there white people in Florida?
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Male 7,933
Can someone please explain since when are there white people in Florida?
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Male 121
Haha, what`s wrong with these people? >_> Do we all much prefer McCain and being in the war "as long as it takes, even if that means another 100 years?" Err.. Hasn`t Bush taught us enough to learn from our mistakes? I guess not.. Well, time to pack and move to Canada.
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Male 1,788
So I`m sure this is only the first of many threats, and there will be almost as many attempts if he`s elected.
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Male 645
Lol.


That is all.

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Male 3,369
Wel....he sounded like a nut job planning to kill someone!
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Male 527
I saw an interview on CNN last week with some random man in a ballpark. Of course, it was in the southeast. He was asked about the possibility of Obama becoming president of the US. He said, "The last time I saw a black man with change it was in a tin cup!"

I`m sorry! What year is this? 1952? It`s hard to believe!

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Male 147
I was readin the article, i was interested, not really suprised it was in florida too, but then at the end: He lives on a sailboat. im not even sure what to think about that.
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Female 193
haha.. on the side of the screen there was an ad to vote for obama
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Male 982
Nope....won`t be the last.
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Female 9
What a douche.
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Female 5,139
"Example: Today when I went to the store a drunk guy was dancing the streets."


lmfao i see that all the time!! haha
..but seriously.. what was he thinking?

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Female 917
It just HAD to be in Florida..

I`ve lived in Florida all my life and have seen more idiots personally then I care to count.

Example: Today when I went to the store a drunk guy was dancing the streets.

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Male 7,933
Hold up Hold up, since when are there white people in Miami??? I think thats a bigger news story
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Male 1,766
Why was he so red
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Female 15,763

Why, Florida, why...

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Female 193
of course its in florida
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Female 1,586
Link: Man Held for Alleged Obama Assassination Threat [Rate Link] - Kid claims he was gonna do it if Obama was elected. News flash: Expect a bunch of these
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