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Date: 08/25/08 07:01 PM

59 Responses to Just F-ing Missed Him!

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Just F-ing Missed Him! - Another Darwin Award nominee! Don`t be this stupid people! NSFW language!
  2. Profile photo of piemaster22
    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    that driver was mad
  3. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    Am I the only one who only heard a small amount of NSFW language
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    i had to blast my speakers to hear the nsfw language
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    I swear I just saw this like, yesterday.

    PS, the kid probably pissed himself. I know I would.

  6. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Real smart people right there.
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    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    ya it really wasn`t that much
  8. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    I would`ve derailed the train just to hit him
  9. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    My heart stops each time I watch it - I wasn`t expecting it from that close.
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    wow...so close. What an idiot. How do u try to run last minute? At least when I do it I make sure that I know i`ll make it.
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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    What person would cross train tracks? O_o
  12. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    "What person would cross train tracks? O_o"

    lots of people a better question who crossed train tracks then there train comming

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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    there`s an abandoned railroad by my house and it still freaks me out to be on it...
    what an idiot...
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    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    drat? how does the censor skip certain words, did I miss it being disabled for certain people?
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    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    ya y does bigdog get to swear
  16. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    wow that was close as hell

    i woulda pooed my pants

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    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    they deserve to get decapitated
  18. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action.
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    gildron Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Wow, what a drating idiot.
  20. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    "Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action."


    Award?.... I can do that... it`d be my first award.

    *Gets Car, Camera, and Prepares the jump

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    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    life lesson: if your going to be stupid and trip, dont do it on train tracks.
    And does the "drat" thing really work?
  22. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    512 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    well, hes the smartest one in the cookie jar.
  23. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    darwin award= awarded to people who do stupid stuff to get them killed or make them unable to reproduce effectively taking your self out of the gene pool

    just giving better description of darwin award
    :-D

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    you would think they could HEAR the train coming.
  25. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    he shouldn`t have got up from that fall. seriously, people who do that are freaking retarded as hell.
  26. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    If I were driving that train, seeing that would have scared the living sh*t out of me.
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    HAHAHAHA
    i did almost that exact same thing except i was having a really bad trip and the train was like a mile away XD
    i was scared pooless too
  28. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    yay smart people!
  29. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    Yet again: Kids = dratin` retarded and should be kept on leashes at all times.
  30. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    to me it half seems they did it on purpose for kicks
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    LeKata
    Female, 13-17, Canada
    207 Posts Monday, August 25, 2008 9:21:31 PM
    Yet again: Kids = dratin` retarded and should be kept on leashes at all times.

    what does that make you? if not a kid?
    wheres your leash?

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    Whoa, we can swear now?

    drat yeah!

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    Maybe not, I saw someone say F*ck earlier.

    What a tease :(

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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    mebe he used accents?
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    "Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action."

    More often than not that`s the case, although people still qualify if they manage to sterilise themselves.

    Somehow I can`t see a train running over someone`s balls and missing the rest of them though...

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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:16 am
    Lol I love how the driver gets out of the train swearing and you can hear him getting off the train. presumably to go yell at the doltz who almost ended his life.
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    hooHAHA Female 13-17
    17 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:08 am
    not cool. someone in my school died that way. hit by a train
  38. Profile photo of sam111
    sam111 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:16 am
    reminds me of the people that make comments on iab or any website.
  39. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:41 am
    hooHAHA the point being made is they should not be there in the first place, there is a reason why they say do not go there
  40. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:54 am
    "Hey, let`s go play on the train tracks and play `chicken` with the train!"
    "Okay!"
    F-cking moron. They were so lucky though. If that train were going full-speed...
  41. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:43 am
    Nakoninja: "to me it half seems they did it on purpose for kicks"

    They did. It was actually on the news recently.. musta been in Australia somewhere (sadly).
    *Sigh* If you`re gonna be an adrenaline junkie, at least do it properly.

  42. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:10 am
    Was it me or did he sound disappointed that he missed him?
    "We f***ing missed him..."
    lol
  43. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:35 am
    Of all the places you could trip over, you decide to do it in front of a f*cking train?!
  44. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 5:14 am
    OMFG! XD I watched this like five times. I`ve had nightmares like that!
  45. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:11 am
    What a couple of wankers!!!! Bloody nitwits!
  46. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:00 am
    Friggin idiot
  47. Profile photo of Kary
    Kary Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:01 am
    Wow, what an idiot.

    That was so close too, sheesh.

  48. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:15 am
    why are people so stupid?
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    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:45 am
    I also submitted this video ...
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    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:25 am
    PTK: "Award?.... I can do that... it`d be my first award."
    And your last.

    The Darwin award states (in page 5 of the 4th volume), "To win, nominees must significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an astonishingly stupid way. Contenders are evaluated using the following 5 criteria.
    Not going into detail with these but...
    Reproductive Dead End
    Excellence (extreme stupidity)
    Self-Selection (cause of own demise)
    Maturity (above 16)
    Veracity (must be real)"
    This would be an honorable mention, if anything, and are described as such. "Honorable Mentions are foolish misadventures that stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, but still illustrate the innovative spirit of Darwin Award candidates."

    Now you can ignore me and carry on with your life.

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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    "More often than not that`s the case, although people still qualify if they manage to sterilise themselves."

    Hmmm... yes, I suppose that would qualify, though I`ve never seen such a case.

  52. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    we lose more IABers that way...
  53. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Yeah, it`s not take the bridge or be somewhere you can "see" the train...

    Unless you`re deaf...

    Which, for the sake of... well... *some* dignity, I hope these two were.

  54. Profile photo of piemaster22
    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    when will people learn that they will always lose when playing chicken with a train
  55. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    just imagine the rush of adrenaline that kid got
  56. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Rule: next time, dont miss.
  57. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Train tracks are dangerous, Mmmokay? Hope he had to change his underwear.
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Ahahahaha, I wish it hit him.


    ... Actually, after rewatching that, I like his hat.
    It`s good that he lived.

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