Just F-ing Missed Him!

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago Misc
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Another Darwin Award nominee! Don"t be this stupid people! NSFW language!
There are 59 comments:
Male 541
haha, awww the train driver missed
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Male 1,468
Ahahahaha, I wish it hit him.


... Actually, after rewatching that, I like his hat.
It`s good that he lived.

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Female 529
Train tracks are dangerous, Mmmokay? Hope he had to change his underwear.
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Male 2,553
Rule: next time, dont miss.
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Female 264
just imagine the rush of adrenaline that kid got
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Male 35
when will people learn that they will always lose when playing chicken with a train
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Female 283
Yeah, it`s not take the bridge or be somewhere you can "see" the train...

Unless you`re deaf...

Which, for the sake of... well... *some* dignity, I hope these two were.

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Male 4,793
we lose more IABers that way...
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Male 2,600
"More often than not that`s the case, although people still qualify if they manage to sterilise themselves."

Hmmm... yes, I suppose that would qualify, though I`ve never seen such a case.

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Male 564
PTK: "Award?.... I can do that... it`d be my first award."
And your last.

The Darwin award states (in page 5 of the 4th volume), "To win, nominees must significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an astonishingly stupid way. Contenders are evaluated using the following 5 criteria.
Not going into detail with these but...
Reproductive Dead End
Excellence (extreme stupidity)
Self-Selection (cause of own demise)
Maturity (above 16)
Veracity (must be real)"
This would be an honorable mention, if anything, and are described as such. "Honorable Mentions are foolish misadventures that stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, but still illustrate the innovative spirit of Darwin Award candidates."

Now you can ignore me and carry on with your life.

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Female 924
I also submitted this video ...
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Male 541
why are people so stupid?
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Female 11
Wow, what an idiot.

That was so close too, sheesh.

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Female 1,470
Friggin idiot
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Male 254
What a couple of wankers!!!! Bloody nitwits!
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Male 169
OMFG! XD I watched this like five times. I`ve had nightmares like that!
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Male 382
Of all the places you could trip over, you decide to do it in front of a f*cking train?!
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Female 2,220
Was it me or did he sound disappointed that he missed him?
"We f***ing missed him..."
lol
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Male 680
Nakoninja: "to me it half seems they did it on purpose for kicks"

They did. It was actually on the news recently.. musta been in Australia somewhere (sadly).
*Sigh* If you`re gonna be an adrenaline junkie, at least do it properly.

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Female 4,028
"Hey, let`s go play on the train tracks and play `chicken` with the train!"
"Okay!"
F-cking moron. They were so lucky though. If that train were going full-speed...
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Male 442
hooHAHA the point being made is they should not be there in the first place, there is a reason why they say do not go there
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Male 77
reminds me of the people that make comments on iab or any website.
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Female 17
not cool. someone in my school died that way. hit by a train
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Male 778
Lol I love how the driver gets out of the train swearing and you can hear him getting off the train. presumably to go yell at the doltz who almost ended his life.
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Male 1,265
"Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action."

More often than not that`s the case, although people still qualify if they manage to sterilise themselves.

Somehow I can`t see a train running over someone`s balls and missing the rest of them though...

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Male 397
mebe he used accents?
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Male 2,486
Maybe not, I saw someone say F*ck earlier.

What a tease :(

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Male 2,486
Whoa, we can swear now?

drat yeah!

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Male 397
LeKata
Female, 13-17, Canada
207 Posts Monday, August 25, 2008 9:21:31 PM
Yet again: Kids = dratin` retarded and should be kept on leashes at all times.

what does that make you? if not a kid?
wheres your leash?

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Male 354
to me it half seems they did it on purpose for kicks
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Female 326
Yet again: Kids = dratin` retarded and should be kept on leashes at all times.
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Female 631
yay smart people!
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Male 397
HAHAHAHA
i did almost that exact same thing except i was having a really bad trip and the train was like a mile away XD
i was scared pooless too
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Male 513
If I were driving that train, seeing that would have scared the living sh*t out of me.
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Female 192
he shouldn`t have got up from that fall. seriously, people who do that are freaking retarded as hell.
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Female 2,084
you would think they could HEAR the train coming.
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Male 276
darwin award= awarded to people who do stupid stuff to get them killed or make them unable to reproduce effectively taking your self out of the gene pool

just giving better description of darwin award
:-D

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Female 512
well, hes the smartest one in the cookie jar.
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Male 62
life lesson: if your going to be stupid and trip, dont do it on train tracks.
And does the "drat" thing really work?
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Male 7,933
"Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action."


Award?.... I can do that... it`d be my first award.

*Gets Car, Camera, and Prepares the jump

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Male 52
Wow, what a drating idiot.
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Male 2,600
Sorry guys, but a necessary condition for being given the Darwin award is that the nominee have died in described stupid action.
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Male 625
they deserve to get decapitated
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Male 405
wow that was close as hell

i woulda pooed my pants

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Male 188
ya y does bigdog get to swear
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Male 293
drat? how does the censor skip certain words, did I miss it being disabled for certain people?
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Female 1,269
there`s an abandoned railroad by my house and it still freaks me out to be on it...
what an idiot...
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Male 188
"What person would cross train tracks? O_o"

lots of people a better question who crossed train tracks then there train comming

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Female 602
What person would cross train tracks? O_o
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Male 306
wow...so close. What an idiot. How do u try to run last minute? At least when I do it I make sure that I know i`ll make it.
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Male 2,576
My heart stops each time I watch it - I wasn`t expecting it from that close.
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Male 2,593
I would`ve derailed the train just to hit him
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Male 35
ya it really wasn`t that much
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Male 509
Real smart people right there.
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Female 15,763
I swear I just saw this like, yesterday.

PS, the kid probably pissed himself. I know I would.

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Male 882
i had to blast my speakers to hear the nsfw language
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Male 7,933
Am I the only one who only heard a small amount of NSFW language
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Male 35
that driver was mad
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Male 3,369
Link: Just F-ing Missed Him! [Rate Link] - Another Darwin Award nominee! Don`t be this stupid people! NSFW language!
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