Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents

Submitted by: techgeek07 8 years ago in Funny

The father threatens to kill the guy and the mother"s comments are priceless.
There are 130 comments:
Female 8
OMG ha
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Male 499
They`re not helping the stereo-types.. AT ALL.
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Female 8
it sounds like the "all in the family" dad
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Female 6
I thought the family sounded American/Italian...not really sure but anyway this made me laugh.. ty
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Female 33
Wow that was really odd. And people, skrewdriver is someone who can`t be argued with or reasoned with. He is one of those people who`s opinion will probably stay that way. We all know the holocaust happened. Stop agruing, we all know he won`t change. Just like "white Nationalist" exist so do "black Nationalist." People like this exist and fighting with those people only encorage their ways. Let it go. I know it`s hard but I used to be that way but I realized typing words on a screen won`t help, only face-to-face interactions will. Anyways, the parents were so messed up. lol.
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Female 204
the jewish guy sounds like the typical "italian mobster" guy....how ironic.

And I never knew jews were so racist!!

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Female 28
"Ill kill myself" and she asks if her daughter is crazy...
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Male 109
haha hes a murderer because hes not jewish damn jews
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Male 60
thank you darthzew, glad to see i wasnt the only one pissed off.
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Male 2,593
wow, I hope that guy is banned now. We don`t need that crap here
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Female 432
OMG good thing i`m not jewish lmao
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Female 121
lol hes not jewish, therefore he has a higher chance of being a rapist
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Male 201
skrewdriver - You totally disgust me. The Jews began boycotting Germany just AFTER Hitler came into power, just like your article says. That is reason enough to boycott them! Have you read Mein Kampf? It was published in the 1920s and haunts the world to this day. It goes into Hitler`s hatred of the Jews deeply. If I were Jewish and a man who written a book like that came into power ANYWHERE... I would boycott that nation.

Next, the holocaust was no fake. How the hell do you make a conspiracy like that? The number "six million" is wrong, I admit that. Actually, the number of people estimated to be killed during the holocaust is at 9 to 11 million. Just look at even the Wikipedia page and you tell me how all of that was faked. I want you to look at every single picture and tell me that.

Get your history right and keep your ignorance to yourself.

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Male 60
went to the site, i was interested in your beliefs and i came upon this thread.

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/project....

all the way at the bottom.

" 08-11-2008 05:41 PM
pavaccar
Forum Member

I feel that CSA should be seperate from USA we should have slave ni.gg.as and all that other **** ya`ll "

thats real civil? right?

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Male 60
skrewdriver, i really could care less about being civil right now. i have no problem with any other race or religion. but if you honestly believe it is fake, then fine. i really honestly pity your ignorance. being civil has absolutely nothing to do with your comments. so if i called you a complete and and total d.ouche but said "sir, you a complete and total d.ouche." then its cool because its civil? get real and get educated, because your probably a conspiracy theorist or a brainwashed fool.
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Male 383
well, you hate hitler, and you dont know him.... jk, waaaaaay of scale.
btw, what exactly do you believe in the holocaust skrewdriver??? it didnt happen, or numbers are exagerated?
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Female 90
jojoabobo, I highly doubt that you`ll suffer depression and find out that god isn`t real "when you get to heaven". You`ll either discover absolutely nothing (being dead and all) or you`ll discover that god is real. If heaven is within your belief system, it might be pragmatic to include a higher power in there too.
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Female 278
lol
OHH so THATS why jews are always ripped on, they are mean to people they dont know.

my friends parents hate his gf because she isnt a seventh day adventist, i think its just cruel, how can you hate someone you dont even know? they are just jealous because they arnt cool enough to realize that god isnt what makes the world spin.

these people are the type that cause wars, i mean, if there was no such thing as religion this place would be so much better!

thats why im a converted athiest, i figured out from a young age that god isnt real and it will help me because when i die i wont be all depressed when i get to heaven only to find out that god wasnt real and i had been living a lie for my whole life.

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Male 85
Everyone here can feel free to visit Stormfront White Nationalist Community for more information on White Nationalism. We also have an Opposing Views section if you would like to debate with some members.
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Female 151
hmmm...a$$pricks.

funny poo though.
i loved what the "italian" guy was saying :-D

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Male 85
njs52595, I still believe that it was fake. And the link you provided says Germany started it in 1938 when the Jews started the boycott five years before.
http://www.onethirdoftheholocaust.com/
I`ll post that link again and I suggest you find time to watch the videos.

I have kept my argument civil and my feelings under control, unlike you, who is the immature one. I am no a supremacist, I am a White Nationalist. I didn`t post anything to flare up arguments, I stated an opinion and it snowballed to this.

You can try to feed everyone your Zionist lies, but I won`t buy into it. And for everyone reading, I suggest you do not either.

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Male 10
I`m not going to say this is alright, but drating honestly, some of you people are actually trying to compare this to the racism and bigotry found in other places? You think THIS is comparable to the murders and torturing of the KKK? You think this is the same as all the hate crimes?

You people honestly have no brains. There`s a difference between going out and beating someone to a pulp just because they look different, and simply having a talk, albeit loudly and obnoxiously, with your daughter whom you care about and are concerned about, whether for the right or wrong reasons.

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Female 59
lol we all wouldnt be laughing if it wasnt some "radio prank"
but honestly i really hate religious f u cktards who claim to not sin, but spread all this hate
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Male 18
Why is it if you hate on anyone outside of your race, you are a racist, but if you hate on someone who is Jewish you are automatically anti-semitic? they are still outside of your race, and assuming because you hate them, you shouldn`t care what they believe in, why is it then labeled a different kind of hate? to me hate is hate, and doesn`t require further pigeonholing.

if anything you should be labeled anti-semitic only if you hate them because of where they come from, what they believe and who they are. Alas these days if you hate an individual for very valid logical reasons that have nothing to do with race or religion, and they happen to fall into the Jewish sub category of groups to which they belong, then you can be sure of the ADL picketing outside your house for being an anti-Semite. providing it was broadcast over some sort of media outlet as was this of course.

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Male 383
^^ videos are worse, but please, dont show them.... my english teacher has an old, old, old projector, which he transfered to vhs (by camcorder) and showed us the videos....... they were horrible.... but that is an estimation, i personaly think it was a little on the high side though. but yes, i do believe it happened.
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Male 60
oh, and if you love your race so much, then why the hell are you interested in commenting about a different one? stay the hell out of ours and we wont have to deal with ignorant people like you. as far as you should be concerned then you should make no comments about jews, why is there a need too? must you make comments about other peoples race to flare up arguments? grow up you immature supremacist [email protected]
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Male 60
there is nothing more that infuriates me that is when people say the holocaust was fake.i have had a relative come into my school to teach the kids in my class what cold blooded hate is.he has a number tattooed on his arm from auschwitz you know, one of the concentration camps thatkilled hundreds of thousands of innocent jews? the jews did NOT start WWII FACT
http://www.worldwariihistory.info/in/Germany.html
i cant believe after the 6 million total jews and the decrease in population of jews after wwII, the displacement, the terror, that you believe its all fake? why dont you visit aushwitz, like i have, or read a couple books, like i have, and be in the midst of one of the saddest places on earth, i broke down and cried. visit the holocaust museum and for god sakes dont post such ignorant comments about people who you have no business saying anything with them is false, because you obviously dont know what your talking about.



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Male 85
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Mean takes into account the highs and lows. That if anything gives them a chance to lower the numbers.
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That is true. The chart would mean something to me if they used an equal amount of people from each race. Still, the differences in the same offense aren`t that high, and each race has their highs and lows, and some don`t make that big a difference... it wouldn`t matter to me whether I got 221 or 251 years for murder, I`m dying in prison either way :)

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Pretty simple actually. If a white person is in jail, they really really did some scary poo.
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Not very true, the man I quoted earlier got a 150-year conviction when three members of a group he was in.

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Which is the problem. They fail to take that into account, it could be that "across America" means 10% suburban, 90% inner city.
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That`s the thing, the stats I gave you aren`t from one area, they`re the entire United States.

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Male 7,933
"This can be proved useless. The numbers are a mean length of felony sentences, and there are more blacks, so in turn the chance of higher sentences is extended."

Mean takes into account the highs and lows. That if anything gives them a chance to lower the numbers.

"If the system was so prejudiced against colored folk wouldn`t it make sense that they execute them in greater numbers?"

Pretty simple actually. If a white person is in jail, they really really did some scary poo.

"The statistics aren`t for "Inner City" people, they are for blacks across America."

Which is the problem. They fail to take that into account, it could be that "across America" means 10% suburban, 90% inner city.

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Male 85
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And now for some fun dataWhite/Black/Hispanic drivers stopped just as much. Hispanics were searched 11%/ blacks 10%/ White 3%???
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Is there any background information on the stops? Were business men pulled over for speeding, were Mexican thugs pulled over for swerving and then searched because they seemed high by the officers judgment?

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Same Crime, Longer Time
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This can be proved useless. The numbers are a mean length of felony sentences, and there are more blacks, so in turn the chance of higher sentences is extended.

Now how about Race of Death Row Inmates Executed Since 1976?

If the system was so prejudiced against colored folk wouldn`t it make sense that they execute them in greater numbers?

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Male 85
How block headed do you have to be to not put together facts when the numbers are like this:

From 1976-2005 45.8% of homicides were committed by Whites, 52.2% by blacks, 2.0% "Other". We won`t count the fact that a lot of Spanish people are lumped into the white numbs, and negroes have always been a minority in American, and Whites have been the majority. How do you explain the MINORITY crime numbers to be higher percentage than the MAJORITY crime numbers? There`s no excuse.

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Male 85
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Once again, change the word black to inner city and the statistics still hold true. You sound like the people claiming its video games that kill people, not other things such as drugs or lack of funding. Lets not forget Racial Profiling. All of your numbers fail to take this into account. I can give you the same BS numbers and say that the world is really really tough for Dentist because they have high suicide rates.
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The statistics aren`t for "Inner City" people, they are for blacks across America. You could decrease the number severely and call it "taking racial profiling into account" and you know what, the numbers for blacks would still be repulsively high. You`re trying to pull the race card on numbers provided by a country that favors minorities over whites.

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Male 7,933
"Advancing into another country does not mean they bullied them."

Well I`ve never seen a country so willing to "merge" into another nation. And when I say merge I mean give up complete control of government.

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Male 7,933
even if the number is 1 million, that still is cause for the state of Israel which should have happened a long time ago if Britain didn`t BS their promise.

"You`re absolutely correct, and BLACK CRIME RATES still remain the highest, even when they`re an American minority."

Once again, change the word black to inner city and the statistics still hold true. You sound like the people claiming its video games that kill people, not other things such as drugs or lack of funding. Lets not forget Racial Profiling. All of your numbers fail to take this into account. I can give you the same BS numbers and say that the world is really really tough for Dentist because they have high suicide rates.

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Male 85
5,000,000 is still too large.
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Female 16
Ahh. I love this radio station, z100. TJ the DJ is the best so is Greg T.
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Male 383
^^ plus, many of my ancestors died just to free you..... plus, my family (and i mean extremely distant family) took you out of a place where you were free from disease, and getting out of tribal wars, to the farms, where you workid for food and shelter.... im not saying it was a fully fair thing, but it helped you more in the long run. and, when i say you, i mean your EXTREMELY distant ancestors. i feel bad, yes. if i could, i would take back most of the things my ancestors did, and i mean they should have started a farm, and hired people from here to work for money........ and if it makes you feel any better, left slaves in africa. so there, i said it. and btw, the holocaust did happen.... maybe not in those numbers, i know it was exagerated, but it did. im saying at least 5 mil died in the holocaust..... 6 mil seems like way to many.
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Male 85
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So what your saying is that they didn`t displace jews??? Sure, sure.
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I`m saying it`s pretty damn suspicious when you do the math and it turns out the "burial pits" the "Nazis used" wouldn`t have held as many as they say died, even if they did unbury them and cremate them as the fairy tale goes. It`s also suspicious when a Jewish author throws out the famous "6,000,000" in an article before the deaths supposedly happened. If you do your own research, you would see that there are too many flaws in the Holocaust story for it to be real, I suggest watching the videos in the link I provided.

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Why arent they here? Are they getting their linens dry cleaned?
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You are hilarious. No, when I said "others" that doesn`t mean they`re on this website. But there has to be people that agree that White women in the present should get raped because of slavery how long ago?

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Male 180
damn screw you talk too much SHUT UP! anyway I`m just glad my parents aren`t like that :D
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Male 85
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Those 34k has nothing on slavery, Jim Crow Laws, etc. etc.
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You can`t compare women being raped NOW, to events that happened decades ago. And by the way, don`t forget that it was blacks selling black slaves to whites.

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The Nazi regime was set on destroying the Jews. They were just trying to stay ahead of the pace.
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I`ll say it again, the Holocaust is a lie. And it wouldn`t be "staying ahead of the pace" if Germany didn`t do anything to the Jews before the boycott.

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How about the countries they bullied into surrendering? Forgot about those?
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Let`s just completely ignore the other facts why don`t we B-|

Advancing into another country does not mean they bullied them.

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So has the white/hispanic/asian population.
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You`re absolutely correct, and BLACK CRIME RATES still remain the highest, even when they`re an American minority.

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Female 627
"it`s not kosher!!!"
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Male 7,933
"Since then both the negro population in the United States has grown along with the rate of crime."

So has the white/hispanic/asian population.

"The holocaust is a Jewish lie and earns them billions of dollars through Germany alone. ALSO FACT!"

So what your saying is that they didn`t displace jews??? Sure, sure.

"You can agree with him, it doesn`t matter to me, because I know you are wrong, and there are others that do also."

Why arent they here? Are they getting their linens dry cleaned?

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Male 7,933
"Everyone, what Primetimekin is saying, is that when upwards of 34,000 white women are raped a year by black men, it`s because IT`S THEIR TIME."

If you take away the race, and look at the economic settings the story stays the same. By ITS THEIR TIME:

Affirmitive Action
Not being able to say the N word
etc. etc.

Those 34k has nothing on slavery, Jim Crow Laws, etc. etc.

"The Jews started WWII by declaring war on the newly started National Socialist government by means of boycotting them so they could destroy them economically. FACT!"

The Nazi regime was set on destroying the Jews. They were just trying to stay ahead of the pace.

"It`s also a fact that Germany only declared on ONE country during WWII, and only invaded Poland due to the fact that they were slaughtering Germans on the border."

How about the countries they bullied into surrendering? Forgot about those?

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Male 85
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njs52595
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
Monday, August 18, 2008 11:19:22 AM
did nobody hear the part where he says "christianity is the right religion"? uh that would piss me off too. if its not your parents shut the *&^% up. its not racist because its a part of the religion. and alot of jews some follow that rule, some jews dont, its religion, not race. you guys need too know the difference.
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Judiaism is both racial and religious, the term is called "ethnoreligious".

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BasuraBlanca
Male, 18-29, Western US
Monday, August 18, 2008 11:36:50 AM
Also, Skrewdriver...
Is your name taken from the disgusting white pride band of the same name?
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It obviously is not disgusting to me, but yes, I took the name from the R.A.C. band. Original, eh?

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Male 85
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primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
Monday, August 18, 2008 11:04:12 AM

In 2002.
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Since then both the negro population in the United States has grown along with the rate of crime.

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they didnt before. Its just your time now.
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Everyone, what Primetimekin is saying, is that when upwards of 34,000 white women are raped a year by black men, it`s because IT`S THEIR TIME.

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Female 4,376
lol this made ma LOL so hard. i mean i felt kind of bad cause i kept thinking she`s in college so she`s gotta be 18-19 years old and she cant date who she wants. but this was just too funny
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Male 85
While I`m at it I might as well get it out now:

The Jews started WWII by declaring war on the newly started National Socialist government by means of boycotting them so they could destroy them economically. FACT!

http://www.wintersonnenwende.com/scripto...

The holocaust is a Jewish lie and earns them billions of dollars through Germany alone. ALSO FACT!

http://www.onethirdoftheholocaust.com/

It`s also a fact that Germany only declared on ONE country during WWII, and only invaded Poland due to the fact that they were slaughtering Germans on the border.

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Male 85
I had responses to everyone else but it wouldn`t post :(

I am part of the White Race. What you don`t understand is White Nationalism is founded on the principal of LOVING your own race, not hating others. The Fourteen Words sums it up perfectly.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children."
-David Lane

It has nothing to do with hate, the media teaches you that, but it`s WRONG.

You can agree with him, it doesn`t matter to me, because I know you are wrong, and there are others that do also.

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Female 242
"that`s the right religion"

LMAO. that conversation was hilarious.

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Male 60
skrewdriver - are you a part of the aryan race? or do you just hate alot of people. if not, fine. but if so, bite me. i agree with primetimekin by the way.
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Male 85
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caboose117
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
Monday, August 18, 2008 10:22:25 AM
Did you guys know Malcolm X hated liberalists? all they amounted to were two-faced hypocrites.
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Malcolm X and his party also wanted to send the negro back to Africa, he also invited George Lincoln Rockwell (founder of the American Nazi Party) to a conference:

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Male 909
The real point here is...
Humans just screw eachother over. The only race that sucks is the human one!

Also, Skrewdriver...
Is your name taken from the disgusting white pride band of the same name?

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Male 60
did nobody hear the part where he says "christianity is the right religion"? uh that would piss me off too. if its not your parents shut the *&^% up. its not racist because its a part of the religion. and alot of jews some follow that rule, some jews dont, its religion, not race. you guys need too know the difference.
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Male 7,933
"On top of both of those facts, I`d like to add crime rates which mostly affect whites."

In 2002.

"I hope you`re not speaking of the "Holocaust"."
No that was the Nazi`s.
Im talking about the other times in Europe such as (random example) Dreyfus Affair.

"Saying whites don`t have a hard time is foolish."

they didnt before. Its just your time now.

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Female 1,441
Hillarious yet disturbing at the same time. The radio guy was hillarious though!
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Male 1,204
"
You know what else is a sin? Killing Jesus. Yeah. So there."

lol...

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Male 1,204
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why the drat are you people too scared to say anything about jews? If this were a Christian couple not wanting their daughter to go out with a satanist, you people would be bouncing around the place like a bunch of monkeys, screaming about how much you hate Christians, and how horrible they are.
It sounds like you people are totally contradicted. You hate racism, but you also love jews, so when you come across a racist jew, you don`t know what to say, so you go on trashing white people and all religions, just because a couple of racist kikes. FOR drat SAKES, YOU dratING LIBERALS PISS ME OFF!!!"

Amen to that.

Did you guys know Malcolm X hated liberalists? all they amounted to were two-faced hypocrites.

And on the mention of two faced, batman was freaking sweet.

crap where`d that come from

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Male 52
Larry David is a Jew, so Jews are kosher with me.
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Male 85
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coolcrazyguy
Male, 18-29, Canada
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:23:08 AM
why the drat are you people too scared to say anything about jews? If this were a Christian couple not wanting their daughter to go out with a satanist, you people would be bouncing around the place like a bunch of monkeys, screaming about how much you hate Christians, and how horrible they are.
It sounds like you people are totally contradicted. You hate racism, but you also love jews, so when you come across a racist jew, you don`t know what to say, so you go on trashing white people and all religions, just because a couple of racist kikes. FOR drat SAKES, YOU dratING LIBERALS PISS ME OFF!!!
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I`m glad there are other people on this site that actually realize this. The Jews are no friend to us, in fact in the Jewish Talmud they call us (non-jews) Goyim, which isn`t exactly a positive name... yet there are so many people who will still bend over backwards for them. It`s disgusting.

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Female 393
YAYYYYYYY Z100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 27
thats the hottest jew ive ever seen
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Male 383
funny vid

btw, primetimekin..... did you suffer, or did your great relatives suffer?

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Male 1,085
THATS NOT KOSHER!
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Female 1,470
LOL old as hell but sooo freaken funny
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Male 216
how is this funny?
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Female 155
"Now who`s going to pay for the heart attack I almost had?"

XD

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Male 161
why the drat are you people too scared to say anything about jews? If this were a Christian couple not wanting their daughter to go out with a satanist, you people would be bouncing around the place like a bunch of monkeys, screaming about how much you hate Christians, and how horrible they are.
It sounds like you people are totally contradicted. You hate racism, but you also love jews, so when you come across a racist jew, you don`t know what to say, so you go on trashing white people and all religions, just because a couple of racist kikes. FOR drat SAKES, YOU dratING LIBERALS PISS ME OFF!!!
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Female 5,139
quick_sand

...is quick

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Female 466
Alice X, hey bug eyed girl, bite me!!!!!
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Male 85
(...I ran out of room.)

On top of both of those facts, I`d like to add crime rates which mostly affect whites.

"In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black women were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

What this means is that every day in the United States, over one hundred white women are raped or sexually assaulted by a black man."
http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/007...

Saying whites don`t have a hard time is foolish.

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Male 85
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primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
Sunday, August 17, 2008 9:47:08 PM
If a white man looks at a history book, they say, oops... sorry.
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I hope you`re not speaking of the "Holocaust". Surely you wouldn`t blame that on all whites, even if you were, we have nothing to blame for. Besides, you`d have to find someone that believes that joke.

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If a Jew looks at it, he says, thats drated up.
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If an intelligent Jew looked at it, he`d say "I can`t believe they be fall for this."

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Basically, every single race has had a hard time except for white people. Its just your turn.
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What a joke of an argument. If they kid next to you gets hit in the face with a basketball does that mean you need to also? I guess you`ve never heard of the Bolshevik Revolution then. Over 10,000,000 Soviets were killed by Jews. Let us not forgot the bombing of Dresden during WWII either.

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Male 151
Hmmm Jewish mom`s are the best at making their children feel like the scum of the earth. " I would kill myself."
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Female 1,070
OHHHHHHHH

FCKKKKK!!!!!

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Male 274
and threatening to kill anyone like that...just ...thee is no argument here. there is no way anyone can justify this. out and out terrible people
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Male 274
that is a disgrace! no wayh possibly can justify this. this is not better than the KKK and i just get so fed up of religious types being so damned aggressive and well, not very religious in behavior. sickening and not funny.
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Female 1,496
You know what else is a sin? Killing Jesus. Yeah. So there.
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Male 17,512
She said he would "plotz", He did that and more.

Hilarious :->

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Female 2,027
^ nice observation
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Female 2,084
technically, couldn`t an italian person be jewish?

i`m just saying.

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Male 123
make it less boring.
Soon, the humans ended up blowing the planet up trying to kill each other, so Fluffy gave up on the idea of earth, and went to a different less milky galaxy and created a bunch of earth-like planets.
Not realizing that Earth managed to survive, Fluffy went on with these planets.
Soon, a bunch of angry humans went to own Fluffy, armed with nukes, guns, and hounds.
Sadly, Fluffy created cat in his own image, so all the humans got pwned by tigers.
The end of part 1.
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Male 6
Those claiming racism misunderstand what racism actually is. Racism is the belief that a particular race is superior to others or discrimination or prejudice due to race. Believe it or not, the parents never said anything demeaning or stereotypical of italians or stated the "boyfriend" was any less of a person because of his ethnicity, what they did say was that they wanted their daughter dating someone jewish. While I don`t agree with the parents views, I will defend them in that they were not racist but traditionalist. I think most parents dream of how they want their children to grow up, and when thinking of a potential suitor for their child most see a knight in shining armor, not someone screwing their daughter. Traditional and orthodox jewish parents are known to be notoriously overprotective of their children (stereotypical but true), so I can see how hearing their child not only is dating, but shacking up with someone who doesn`t share in their beliefs would be h
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Male 123
My religion is simple. Here is the first page of my bible:
In between lunch and breakfast Fluffy created the heavens and the birds. Soon after realizing birds kept dying within 30 seconds of their creation, Fluffy created the Earth.
After the snacks kept dying within 1 day on the earth, Fluffy created Water.
After deciding that having to create every single thing individually would take way to friggin long, Fluffy wiped the earth, created some particles, and invented a way for them to grow.
Fluffy was playing with explosives, when the poor cat accidentally blew up his stock of supernova TNT`s, and created the big bang.
After seven (sentrillion) days, Fluffy decided the earth was lame and kept doing the same thing over and over again, so he threw a gigantic meteor at the earth.
Sadly, Fluffy was drunk at the time, so the meteor went around the earth a few times and got stuck in it`s orbit, and is now known as the Moon.
Fluffy created humans to mess up the earth and
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Female 721
Old people are like that. Jewish people, though, are just very serious about staying within the religion. God knows my mother still freaks out about black people.
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Male 9,306
This is why no one can have nice things.
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Male 807
Old as dirt, way to pick them.
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Female 165
lol this is so funny, but so racist. These guys r so uptight!
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Male 1,629
hmm idk i wouldnt want my child gettin in with a guinea
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Male 2,788
this is freaking hilarious.
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Male 2,788
i hate adults.
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Male 7,933
"The radio guy at around 5 mins is freakin` funny."

I can bring anything? How about your daughter naked?

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Male 7,933
" but if a White man were to say the same thing, he would be called a racist and harassed about it?"

If a white man looks at a history book, they say, oops... sorry.

If a Jew looks at it, he says, thats drated up.

Basically, every single race has had a hard time except for white people. Its just your turn.


And on another note, War of the Roses is funnier. Its when they call a girl suspects her man is cheating and wants to find out. The radio calls him and says you have won a dozen roses for free, who do you want us to send it to. "I would like to send it to (name of mistress)" Funny stuff

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Female 153
Wow,...that dad..is scary.
and what is with the "I`m gunna kill myself, I`m gunna die" stuff.
The radio guy at around 5 mins is freakin` funny.
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Male 85
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primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
Sunday, August 17, 2008 9:19:10 PM
I know Jews take that very serious and it seems they were more concerned than anything, combine that with short temper and thats what you get. Of course I could be wrong and this is a perfect opportunity to make Jew jokes.
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I would like to make an inquiry. Why is it that Jews can say "I do not want my child dating outside their race (and in this case religion also)" but if a White man were to say the same thing, he would be called a racist and harassed about it?

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Female 90
So not funny.
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Male 1,766
I wonder what they would have done if he was an atheist or a black guy!!!
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Female 500
Wow what a racist bigot! That poor girl!
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Male 68
That`s just typical religion. This is the reason i`m not a member of any religion.
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Male 3,369
Prove your religions right or stfu you racist douche!
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Male 47
well they are just jew, that`s what jews do.
but the mother is so funny
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Male 2,593
I had a buddy in college that would only date jewish girls, so he could pass on the religeon. I think it`s stupid, but he was not.
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Male 3,255
It`s a two sided issue. On the one hand, they don`t hate the guy just because he`s Italian, their religion forbids extra religious relationships.

On the other hand, any religion that would say that is wrong. Where you are from or what your beliefs are should never instantly make you any more or less acceptable to anyone, and any religion that says otherwise is anti-peace, anti-good, flat out wrong, and has no place in modern society.

If you`re a jew and act like a dick then you suck and I don`t want nothing to do with you. Not because you`re jewish, but because you act like a dick. Get it?

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Male 7,933
And now here is what I remember from it (not wasting my time listening to it).

As a catholic im going to go with.... NOT RACIST.

I know Jews take that very serious and it seems they were more concerned than anything, combine that with short temper and thats what you get. Of course I could be wrong and this is a perfect opportunity to make Jew jokes.

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Male 2,593
Invaderzil,
If that`s a picture or you, you look incredible
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Male 7,933
HOLY poo I REMEMBER I HEARD THIS LIVE!!!

Back when Y100 didn`t suck.


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Female 75
A racist jew. A bit of an oxymoron? You would think so, wouldn`t ya? Who knew...
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Male 98
I know this is old, but I had forgotten about it and lost the link so yay :D 4* and favourited woohoo
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Female 47
Haha z100. :]
I can never wake up in time to hear it.
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Female 42
andrewgaynor - AS an american, no offence taken.

...not to say that other countries DON`T have this kind of hate and insensitivity, though.

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Male 909
Is that so, Harold?
Maybe you should come to my place, let me show you a thing or two.
By having gay sex with you. All night, babycakes.

jajajajajajaja

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Male 129
2. What do you think is gonna happen when she goes to college with a body like that
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Male 129
1. Racist
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Male 239
Holy crap!
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Male 5
BasuraBlanca we know your gay dont worry about it
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Male 370
Can`t stand religious racist pricks! Thank GOD I don`t live in america (no offence...)
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Male 509
Good Jewish parents!
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Male 2,593
Wow, something I posted was put up within an hour, cool.
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Female 1,006
lol. that was funny. they were so... stereotypical.
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Male 1,766
I want to date a jewish chick now to piss off her parents
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Male 909
And quite racist, I know.

And the picture is so totally not hot!

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Female 15,763
After a while, the racist rants and ravings get a little... annoying. And old.
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Male 5
well at least the picture is hot.
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Female 5,139
They are racist, the things they say its just...not... i mean.. :-|
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Male 909
They`re not racist, just really really old school.

Or racist, whatever.

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Female 5,139
OH GOD QUICK SAND IS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 52
"THIS IS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

qft.

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Male 1,766
Those parents are racist pricks.
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Female 5,139
Lmao, ive heard this before...its bad..but...so funny! XD
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Male 2,593
Link: Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents [Rate Link] - The father threatens to kill the guy and the mother`s comments are priceless.
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