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Date: 08/03/08 06:00 PM

40 Responses to Iranian Experts complete Carrier Submarine

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Link: Iranian Experts complete Carrier Submarine - This sub is called called `Hath AL Adda` meaning `Dark menace of the deep sea on the wings of a large bird.`
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    day456 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    i go to the store and come back to find this
  3. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    Umm..
    could we have a back story or something?
    Cool video and all...
    but i don`t get it! Looks like a sub built by Iranians to me!
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    drohalloran Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    This is bogus, take it down.
  5. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Gimme a "P"!

    Gimme an "R"!

    Gimme an "OPAGANDA"!

    And whaddo we got?

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    davymid
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    1160 Posts
    Sunday, August 03, 2008 6:09:24 PM
    Gimme a "P"!
    Gimme an "R"!

    Gimme an "OPAGANDA"!

    And whaddo we got?
    =====================================
    A really really bad P.R. Team. Short and Sweet names always work

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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Did you guys hear about the photoshopped missile launch picture? Gizmodo actually ran a photoshop contest that week to see who could give the Iranians better technology. It was funny as hell, look it up.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    yo techgeek07
    this - http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/...
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    MIGHTY IRAN WILL CRUSH OTHER INFERIOR NATIONS...

    but first they need to do some re-hiring for their photoshop department.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    .... I cant tell a photoshop from a regular image....
    :-(
  11. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    here`s the gallery if you want it
    Iran gallery
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    I can imagine that thing viciously taking down many smaller, silver-coloured submarines in order to feed its young. o_O
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    exactly whoisit, that`s the original
  14. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    and some people dont think we should invade them ....its not ok for them to have this especially with their intent of killing all of us....
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    ^^ What does it matter whether Iran has WMDs or not? Never stopped you guys before.
  16. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    ^^ yea, but, we at least like to fake it for the kids
  17. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    War no fun with nukes what about the good ol days were you got in a line and took turns shooting each other in the face
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    i agree with patthebaker, MWD´s and all this modern poo is faceless and without honor, few old men cant solve their damned issues with each other so they send the rest of us to die, screw that, back then it at least involved some skill to win and not pushing a damn button.
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    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Am I going to be the only one to call bull$hit on this one...this is old footage of the Los Angeles fast attack submarine USS Dallas before the addition of it`s dry dock shelter. It is doing an emergency blow. Someone hits the "chicken switch" and large volumes of compressed air are blown into the ballast tanks to bring the sub to the surface before you can say "what the fu*k". Watch the same video here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQDWDxHe...
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    "Am I going to be the only one to call bull$hit on this one"

    "MIGHTY IRAN WILL CRUSH OTHER INFERIOR NATIONS...
    but first they need to do some re-hiring for their photoshop department."


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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    oh man. we`re effed.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    BWAHAHAHA. The Iranians do it again. They have a history with this; release footage of some revers e-engineered US/Russian hardware and play it off as their own and the greatest in the world. Like their "invisible attack boats" and their `Saeqeh` fighter jet which is just a US F-5E Tiger with an extra vertical stabilizer stapled on.
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    PostModern Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    makes NO sense to have a carrier sub. wtf.
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    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    AHAHAHA did anyone see this on Liveleak, the original site? The description of the video is genius
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a5c_12177...
    And one of the comments is "Well it could be used to ram low flying aircraft"
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    See? Nobody`s gothier than the Iranian government.

    Not even you, kid at Hot Topic. Not even you.

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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    HOLY poo IRAN HAS A SUBMARINE

    I for one welcome our new Iranian overlords

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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    iran is gonna fuÇk the world over one day
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:05 am
    Hey "kickass9", I believe there`s a klan initiation going on, you`re missing all the fun.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Vikingguy, as much as I am opposed to war and senseless fighting, I agree.

    Let`s go back to swords and blades. At least you had to face off against your enemy, when facing off meant you could see the whites of his eyes.

    Then I`ll just go back to the same argument, about how peace is so much simpler and more productive.

    Plus you`d probably see a lot more cool stuff sooner.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 6:49 am
    ^^ From kickass9`s profile statement: "I`ll stand up for myself and others most of the time and I`ll call people out on things. I hate narrow-minded people."

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    firedragongt Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 7:26 am
    Whoever did the translation has no clue at all.

    " This sub is called called `Hath AL Adda` meaning `Dark menace of the deep sea on the wings of a large bird.` "

    The word `Hath` means `hand`, `Al` means `of` and `Abba` means `father`. Or all put together, "hand of god".

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    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 8:31 am
    ...its a joke
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    Todesauge Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 8:39 am
    hurray stock submarine footage! I could swear I saw this same scene in "Down Periscope"
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 9:43 am
    It would do you well not to underestimate Persian might. When our time comes…we shall finally prince Persia back to its former glory. Once more the teachings of Zorastor and Hofez will rule and we shall overthrow Mahmood and all the Islamic fundamentals that defeated us oh so long ago.

    Furthermore, we shall, when prepared wage war with the Americas and take gaence and set the wrongs aright.

    Oh beware, for our enemies shall be tormented and have their feet constantly and gently hit with a bamboo cane until the height of annoyance has occurred. Also, we shall torture you all by making you watch Persian films dubbed in English. Not theb select few that are actually GOOD, but the terrible ones.

    Like Parkway, God…that was supposed to be a HORROR…we were LAUGHING!!!! But that’s not the point. The point is the world will suffer.

    Oh and…BRING FORTH THE BLUE CARPETS AND GOLD…CURTAIN…HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!

    -----------

    I loved that South Park epis

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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 9:44 am
    I loved that South Park episodes. Mexicans can look like Persiagod


    Oh and...npot all Persians are `ragheads` BTW. Just the select few.

    Also as a rulke, you don`t have to wear the head scarf in certain situations and as a rule, when there`s nobody around, you take it off.

    Like or weddings...if you are having professionsla take phoros...you don`t have to. Unless your religious...

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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Fancy has to be laughing his ass off.
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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    Ummmm, yeah. I don`t buy it. Remember a few years ago when Iran unveiled a new type of torpedo that was usperior to all others?

    Yeah, that wonder weapon didn`t work and neither will this sub.

    Iran fails at trying to look cool.

  38. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    ^Persians-well some that don`t get it...or the ones with a hundred opagers...yeah...
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    I loved that South Park episodes. Mexicans can look like Persiagod


    Oh and...npot all Persians are `ragheads` BTW. Just the select few.

    Also as a rulke, you don`t have to wear the head scarf in certain situations and as a rule, when there`s nobody around, you take it off.

    Like or weddings...if you are having professionsla take phoros...you don`t have to. Unless your religious...

  40. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    I loved that South Park episodes. Mexicans can look like Persiagod


    Oh and...npot all Persians are `ragheads` BTW. Just the select few.

    Also as a rulke, you don`t have to wear the head scarf in certain situations and as a rule, when there`s nobody around, you take it off.

    Like or weddings...if you are having professionsla take phoros...you don`t have to. Unless your religious...

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