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Date: 08/18/08 05:15 PM

196 Responses to I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Link: I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox - New Feature Alert! You send fancylad real-life email and he answers as best as he can. Simple as that. Good times, huh?
  2. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Where`s the answer to "How come you suck so much?"
  3. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:01 am
    neoretro,

    ask your mom.

  4. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
    All she said was "Minute man." wtf does that mean?
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:05 am
    Damn, Santa Monica...and I was hoping I could get that internship and help a cool site at the same time.
  6. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:06 am
    Hey fancy, how many bum fights have you witnessed every time you looked out your window? Ever take bets around the office?
  7. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:08 am
    neoretro

    Male, 18-29, Western US
    Monday, August 18, 2008 10:04:21 AM

    All she said was "Minute man." wtf does that mean?

    + + + + + + + + + +

    Spoken like a 29-year-old who lives at home who has never had sex.

  8. Profile photo of plimpslap
    plimpslap Male 18-29
    94 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:09 am
    funny californians and their hobos, that must suck so much. i love the south park hobos episode
  9. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:10 am
    "Spoken like a 29-year-old who lives at home who has never had sex. "

    HEY. 28. Thank you very much.

  10. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:12 am
    youve done it again fancylad. nice work. pissed myself laughing the whole way down the page.
  11. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:14 am
    fancylad, I would like to see a return of the caption if you can contest. That was fun.
  12. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:15 am
    haha that made my day.
    hey fancylad, i-a-b doesn`t work at my job anymore. any suggestions? and, yes, it still doesn`t work with a proxy.
  13. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:16 am
    hehe :-D that was funny
  14. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
    lol. sounds like a fun day reading your mail.
  15. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
    Ban Rayzor again for no reason and make him suffer. You`ll get double the ass-kissing.
  16. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:23 am
    oHHH me likey this new feature

    I`m gonna think of something and e-mail it to ya, bye!

  17. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
    Yay what a great idea! I love this.

    Haha everyone hates poor fancylad.

  18. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:28 am
    So.. right I`m a dumbass, but what`s fancylad`s email?
  19. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
    where do babies come from?


    jk

  20. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Hahahah yes this is cool, Fancy both you and I know if I send in an e-mail it won`t be noteworthy..........or will it....
  21. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:34 am
    So.. right I`m a dumbass, but what`s fancylad`s email?

    [email protected]

  22. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:35 am
    These are funny.
  23. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Haha this is a much welcomed addition to I-A-B :D and once them forums and chat roll in Its gonna be even better. Though much tougher to police! Keep on truckin fancyJim... guy...
  24. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:49 am
    hehe this must be what facny was talking about with the hobos

    URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/...
    http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files...
    Cyanide & Happiness @ [URL="http://www.explosm.net/"...

  25. Profile photo of ianbeany1989
    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:50 am
    You realise that the number of e-mails you trawl through is about to increase tenfold. I`m glad I don`t have to read them all
  26. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:51 am

    there we go :-D

  27. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
    HA!

    Now I want a sandwich.

  28. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
    haha, trema, it was well worth the effort you went through trying to get it working :)
  29. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:57 am
    i was origanally going to put a different one on, but then i said screw it and press next (yah im on the cyanide and happiness site) and that popped up =]
  30. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
    "There is nothing like accidently taking a monster sniff of the smell of concentrated urine and malt liquor baking on the sidewalk."

    Oddly enough, that makes me want to go to UCLA even more

  31. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
    Woah its Dainty
  32. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Trema, ever heard of the delete button?

    Or are you afraid of that the smaller your postcount is, the less attention you`ll get from other users?

  33. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:17 am
    well elhad, ive been here like forever but no i didnt know of the delete button >_>
  34. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:18 am
    well elhad, ive been here like forever but no i didnt know of the delete button >_>

    Hahahahaha wwwwooooowwww

  35. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:20 am
    you mean on the keyboard?
  36. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Am I allowed to post an email from Mr Fancylad himself??

    Pleaseeeeee, its a good`un!!

  37. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
    HEY NERD!!
  38. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
    and dainty! long time no see, guys!
  39. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
    dainty has been back for like 20 new links x.x
  40. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:23 am
    I`m gonna email him now!
  41. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:28 am
    What I dont get is how come I haven`t gotten these funny e-mails yet?

    All I have gotten is "Yo UnBan Me Man, Fancys Got A Stick Up His Ass "

  42. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
    lol PTK thats cuz your only a sub-mod
  43. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
    ok thanks, that`s why there was a question mark
  44. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
    I got hate mail once back when I was a mod, it was pretty funny :D haha
  45. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Anyways, I wonder how many people will actually send in "good" (using that term loosely) e-mails.

    (Man this makes me miss the forums, and I hate to keep posting like it is one) Good or Bad- Either way they are going to put a lot on fancylad

  46. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:55 am
    I hate how evil people are to Fancy..calling him gay and making mum jokes, hes the reason we have iab! ya know.. i love ya fancy ;-)
  47. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:55 am
    actually buddy is
  48. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:56 am
    "I hate how evil people are to Fancy..calling him gay and making mum jokes, hes the reason we have iab! ya know.. i love ya fancy "

    I think making fun of fancy is the reason I came here. And I have never made a mum joke, I make mom jokes. :-)

  49. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
    lol ptk, Its true, IAB wouldn`t be IAB without the fancy take downs, but he can handle it, for he is IAB`s Dark Knight

    wait no

  50. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
    yeah but your joking, so its different :-P
  51. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
    You know, some day we really have an i-am-bored convention. =)
  52. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    oo ooo and ill come as alice in wonderland..

    im chuffed cos i got the outfit today :-D

    (im going to a fancy dress this weekend) lulz

  53. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    :`( I really wish this was an open forum, so much I want to talk about, ok ill stop posting now unless there is something super important i need to comment on
  54. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    Pweese fancy.... PWEEEEEEEEESE PWEESE PWEEESE! :-D

    -BEGS!-

  55. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    ...like the convention!
  56. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    ^ ??? :@ ?
  57. Profile photo of GAMERBOY260
    GAMERBOY260 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    go fancy go
  58. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    i completely lost track of that conversation.
  59. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    See, I can think of nothing to email Fancy about, ah, perhaps I would ask why my photo won`t upload no matter where I upload it from.

    Hm, other than that, nah.

    And as for people that send hate mail on the net.... Its like winning at the special olympics, even if you win you are still a retard. (Yes I know this comment is as old as the internet.)

  60. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    notpluggedin, try saving your pic on paint, as a jpg, then when you upload it here, instead of looking for the image, ..here ill show you hang on
  61. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    where it says filename, type in the name of the pic you want to upload, and it should come up with the name as your typing, click on the name of the image when it pops up, and change ".JPG" to ".jpg" or the other way around, if its already in lower case, change it to caps ... hope that makes sense, but it does work.
  62. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    like that

    ....does that make sense?

  63. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    oooh poo you can see my email haha whoops. o well
  64. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Changing lower case letters to capitals won`t change anything alice.

    A jpg is a jpg as much as a banana is a banana.

  65. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Ok fine but when i dont do it the pic doesnt upload, when i do it the pic uploads...

    explainnnn that then eh.

  66. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Just trust me, it sounds stupid but it works.
  67. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I had a good reason to always check back on mondays. Congrats on the new feature idea.
  68. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Change the size of your picture?
  69. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    i bet she never even read all of that :-(

    ...my efforts are never good enough -cries-

    TEHEHE joking :-D

  70. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Ahaha! This is lovely.

    Have fun Fancylad! :-)

  71. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    Now I need to think of something clever to ask. Something not like the rest of everyone else...
  72. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    :D

    I can finally have my questions answered!

    OMGYAY.

  73. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    lol, Raberboom.
  74. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    And Fancy, we need a convention! PLEASE!!!
  75. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Ha. I`d got to an i-a-b convention...

    We`d all just sit around bored though.

  76. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    we should have an LAN party, complete with webcam, microphones and gratuitous amounts of dr.pepper
  77. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    if people can get to santa monica, california, i`ll put together a convention by the end of this year.
  78. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    :( I can`t!

    You should put together a convention in Portland...

    because I say so...

    >>;

  79. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    I`ll host a convention in my basement. =]
  80. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    "if people can get to santa monica, california, i`ll put together a convention by the end of this year."

    Well... thats a pretty far trip for everyone in Europe. We should do a place that is in between Santa Monica AND Europe.... wait a minute... Isnt Miami in the Middle???

    Bienvenidos a Miami!

    (pronounced MEE-Ah-MEE)

  81. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    LOL Fancy, can`t love you much more after those answers XD
  82. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    how `bout a booth at comic-con?
  83. Profile photo of manningsdead
    manningsdead Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Come to oxford in england and we`ll show you what real tramps are.
  84. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    booking a ticket to oxford now.
  85. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    fancylad
    Male, 30-39, Western US
    909 Posts
    Monday, August 18, 2008 3:37:15 PM
    booking a ticket to oxford now.
    ==================================
    WAIT!!!!

    Its Miami, just the prospect of a green card gets you laid. And the girls here are in shape. Most of them swam 95 miles to get here.

  86. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    prime,

    i think you just swayed me back.

  87. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    then again, i love tramps.
  88. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    we know fancy, we all know
  89. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    No chance of me ever turning up >(
    goddam me for not being American eh!
  90. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    well if you go to 8th street we have tramps. You just have to do it quickly or the drug dealers might start shooting.
  91. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    tengo una idea!

    how bout we come to vermont! you dont have to travel south (englanders.....) and we`re in the same timezone as miami (prime...)

    and this will be the best thing to happen to vermont since ben and jerry`s!

  92. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    "and this will be the best thing to happen to vermont since ben and jerry`s!"

    Yes but lets not forget... its vermont. It has been exciting since Who`s The Boss?

  93. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    that takes place in Connecticut
  94. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    So nothing has ever happened in Vermont....
  95. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    ben and jerry`s was invented here!
    and....umm.....we have beautiful fall foliage.

    so NYAH!

  96. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Who says IAB can`t have two conventions? One for us europeans, and one for the americans :P hahaha. And whoever has the better convention, shall reign supreme over all other IAB-ers.
  97. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    Thats silly andrew, europes would clearly be better...sheesh
  98. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    "Thats silly andrew, europes would clearly be better...sheesh"

    at sucking. Miami weather (even with the Hurricane) beats Europe weather.

  99. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    It should be in Scotland. Everybody loves Scotland.

    Plus it means I don`t need to move my ass across the world :D

  100. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Yeah but don`t let them know that! Ssshhhh! I say we hold the european convention in Amsterdam. That way we already guarantee a better convention. and flights to amsterdam are like... 12 euro. No kiddin, I booked flights today! (going in january :P)
  101. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Yeah but amsterdam is full of..

    actually yeh lets go to Amsterdam :-D

  102. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    "12 euro. No kiddin, I booked flights today! (going in january :P)"

    But thats like 1000 dollars!!!

    "It should be in Scotland. Everybody loves Scotland."
    Whats a scotland?

  103. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    lol :D I know why u wanna go to amsterdam
  104. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    3866 Posts
    Monday, August 18, 2008 4:34:03 PM
    "Thats silly andrew, europes would clearly be better...sheesh"

    at sucking. Miami weather (even with the Hurricane) beats Europe weather.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    You really post some complete drivel. We get lots of sun, no hurricans, twisters, earthquakes etc etc etc! We win on that one i think!

  105. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    "12 euro. No kiddin, I booked flights today! (going in january :P)"

    But thats like 1000 dollars!!!

    "It should be in Scotland. Everybody loves Scotland."
    Whats a scotland?

  106. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Whats a scotland?

    The land of whiskey, sheep, mountains, The Proclaimers, tartan, haggis, rain, ewan McGregor, golf and me ( a native ginger ) :D


    :P U know u`d love it.

  107. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    MSN is drated tonight, man... i dunno whats happening, is it the same for anyone else?
  108. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    MSN hates me - its usually ALWAYS messin me about. Tonight no exception
  109. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    its working for me :-D
  110. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    well..im a vermonta, i do what i want ta.
  111. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    awww m00shy :-)
    its usually alright with me, its working now like...but its on the net that its down tonight aswel. i hope its not dying, msn is brill :-D
  112. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    "The land of whiskey, sheep, mountains, The Proclaimers, tartan, haggis, rain, ewan McGregor, golf and me ( a native ginger ) :D"

    I`ll take Rum, Dolphins, Beaches, 2 Live Crew, thongs, Carne Asada, (you make it rain... we make it Flood. Urbandict.com that if you dont know what make it rain means), Brett Ratners, Football and Jai-lai, and me (the greatest human to ever live).


  113. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    change drat to funk and drated to funked! PLEASE?!?!

    Msn loves me as usual :D

    And why do I wanna go to amsterdam? The weed? The Shrooms? The Hookers? Were do I start?

    Actually a friend of mine lost his virginity to a hooker in amsterdam last year. Some see him as an idiot, i see him as a hero. It takes guts to do it that way :P

    I`m going over with the missus. We`re just gonna get a cheap ass hostel and spend our days in smart shops and coffee shops :D

    Irelands the land of whiskey m00shy... stop stealin our thing :P

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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    well we have lake champlain, the ben & jerry`s headquarters, a bunch of maple syrup, and one of the seven scariest women in the olympics!
  115. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Oh and if we do have it in Miami, all of you need to learn either Spanish (main language), or Creole (secondary language). I dont think I`ve heard anyone speak english
  116. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I love England, and i DONT wanna move to Canada >(
    ...ok i do :-D but.. England is the best place on earth.. we have...
    ....

    ... chavs?

    :-D

  117. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    hah :P nah we have the best distilleries. YOU can have guiness, which is also slightly awesome.

    Primetime. We still rule harder.

    You will NEVER, i repeat NEVER have Shaun Connery...

    Or the rights to the word "jobby" (possibly the most hilarious word EVER) - urban dict. that one.

  118. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    We have chavs here too, only difference is that we call them fjortisar.
  119. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    lol our chavs = NEDS.

    Non
    Educated
    Delinquents


  120. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Yeah but we have the word Shawty.

    Uncle Luke (dont stop pop that pussy let me see you Doo Doo Brown)
    Slip n` Slide (not the toy)

    And of course, Chad "Ocho Cinco" (I race faster than a horse) Johnson.

  121. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Ok I don`t even know who those people are :-P but EVERYONE has heard of Shaun Connery...

    yes, thats right.

    I win.

    We are also the home of red hair, which some people make fun of, but I have single handely decided that its amazing.

    Because I have red hair <----
    Therefore I have to say that. :-D

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    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Yeah you guys have sean connery... yas bastards. Guiness is horrible. I don`t know anyone in Ireland bar old people who drink that :P

    We have thin Lizzy. Rory Gallagher (someone else can have him though... he annoyed me)
    Paddys whiskey!

    Erm... sheep... mountains... rain... (looks at what else m00shy said) scotland and ireland are basically the same... with subtle differences :P

    We both suffered under the tyranny of englands iron fist... we just took longer than everyone else to win back our freedom :P haha. Yay! We would`ve done it a few hundred years sooner if only we weren`t so busy drinking.

    Anyways, back to this convention business... I still say we go for amsterdam!

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    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Oh and I forgot to add- we are also home to sparky the swearing parrot.

    BEAT THAT.

    hehe

  124. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Ok, not exactly like chavs, but similar.
  125. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Erm... sheep... mountains... rain... (looks at what else m00shy said) scotland and ireland are basically the same... with subtle differences :P

    Its true :D.

    Plus i`m half Irish. My grandparents were from the south :D heh.

    Amsterdam ftw.

  126. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    I don`t think i`ve ever used "ftw" in my life.

    Theres a tinme for everything.

  127. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    YOU DONT KNOW UNCLE LUKE????
    OR 2 LIVE CREW????
    They were banned from performing in the USA.

    Listen to the lyrics

    "Face down, ASS UP, thats the way we like to drat!"
    "Let me see you Shake them Titties pop that Pussy Doo doo Brown"

    "Sitting at home with my Dick so hard
    I got the black book for a freak to call
    Picked up the Telephone and dialed the 7 digits
    Said yo this Marquis baby? Are you down with it?
    I arrived at her house, opened the door
    not have an idea what the night had in store
    Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex cause me so horny"

    We had the world claiming their area code.

    And we have no gingers, which is a plus in my book

  128. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    Okay elhadji. I`m officially terrified... ... What country is this now?! :|

    As for chavs, neds, or as we call im in ireland, skangers, scumbags, schwer heads etc, has anyone noticed the recent trend in the younger ones, using hair straightners and growing spikey mullets?! or is that just an irish thing at the moment!?

  129. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    elHadji - that is just as bad...:D hehe


    PERMA-TAN


    Poor wee fella on the right just isn`t cutting it. He needs to find a new clique.

  130. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    And we have no gingers, which is a plus in my book

    That makes me sad :(.


  131. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm

  132. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    lol ^
  133. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    LMFAO ^
  134. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Sweden.
  135. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    m00shy, go youtube uncle luke right now. Trust me its awesome. It what I imagined virtual sex to be like
  136. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Sveeeeden

    have cool accents

  137. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    lol ok ok, but only if you promise to embrace the red headedness.
  138. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Don`t worry m00shy. My brothers a ginger. And he`s a hero! And theres just something about red headed girls. They just got this skin that no other girls have that looks amazing. So be proud. Don`t let primetime bring you down :P

    Though I do thank god everyday I wake up and i`m not ginge. But its different for guys :P Girls can pull it off.

  139. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    I know, someone once wrote in one of our newspapers "In Sviiiden wii talk lajk dis, theerfor it iz hard to hav good bands from our countrii".

    I laughed so hard because it`s so true.

  140. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    ah. Strange. I have a friend from sweden.. and not once has he ever mentioned swedish chavs to me... Hes probably too embarrassed :P
  141. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    lol XD ^
  142. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    "So be proud. Don`t let primetime bring you down :P"

    Oh look at me, I have red hair and burn in the sun

  143. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    well, we have the highest percent population of white people for any state in the country! (97%)

    i thought that was pretty interesting

  144. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    "well, we have the highest percent population of white people for any state in the country! (97%)"

    I`ve seen 2 white people in Miami.

  145. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    He primetime I`ve listened to doo doo brown. Really like it actually :D.

    I`m pretty sure I`ve heard it b4 when I`ve been out...

  146. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    I think we`re mostly white, but we have a mix of most nationalities. One thing I enjoyed about America was the cultural diversity!

    Primetime - I don`t burn, I dont have freckles either. My skin just stays white heh :D

  147. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    ah dont beat yourself too bad elhadji... While I`m not in to the folowing bands, I know alot of people who are, so be proud for producing

    The hives
    Veins of Jenna
    At The Gates
    Yngmie Malmsteen

    and em... abba... ahem...

  148. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    Its a perfect excuse to yell "TAKE IT OFF" at a girl.

    *youtubes it*

    You listened to the Uncle Luke version right?

  149. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    m00shy you don`t burn because... there is no sun to burn you.

    But yeah, is it just me or has the last two summers for the uk area been nothing but rain rain rain rain fudgin rain.

    God damn climate change >:( Theres been record floods all over ireland this summer. THIS! SUMMER!

  150. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    You listened to the Uncle Luke version right?

    yes, yes I did - thats what it said anyway.

    The video with a bunch of wobbly bums?

  151. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    "God damn climate change >:( Theres been record floods all over ireland this summer. THIS! SUMMER!"

    We were drying around here. Hurricanes should end that.

  152. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    We`ve actually had a gd summer this year. It`s been really warm and sunny a lot of the time.

    But for the last couple of weeks its been rainy again! :(

  153. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    "Veins of Jenna
    At The Gates
    Yngmie Malmsteen"

    Who the heck are those?

  154. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    PLUS vermont was the first state to legalize gay marriages.
  155. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    "yes, yes I did - thats what it said anyway.

    The video with a bunch of wobbly bums?"

    Yes, that one. Welcome to Miami!

  156. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    lol :D I wanna see guy bums though :(
  157. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    No one wants to go to Vermont
  158. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Anyway, it`s late and i`m tired and I have a compositional exam (part 2) to do at uni tomorrow :-( so I better get some sleep.
  159. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    m00shy does if she wants to see guy bums. Gay marriage legal? Sounds like a haven for guys and thier bums to me.

    My friends room-mate has a kid in miami :P he goes over every few months.

  160. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    n..no one?????

  161. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Smartbomb, okay Ben and Jerry`s IS awesome, so we`ll give u that :-P
  162. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Anyway I really am away to bed now,

    Night all :D x

  163. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    nite m00shy.

    Okay smartbomb... you`ve won me over. But I expect herb and hookers when i get to vermont if i`m skippin out on amsterdam!

  164. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    I dunno. Its my girlfriend who`s interested in the hookers... i`ll have to ask her. But she`s asleep right now (its 1.30 am... do you know where your kids are?) so I`ll have to call her in the morning. I`ll get back to you smart bomb.


    And elhadji... I have no idea who they are (bar yngmie malmsteen) I just wiki`d swedish bands and took random names from the list :p

  165. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    We should start the official Fancylad Fan club if Primetimekin got behind it it would take off FANcylad is due for a FAN club anyway.
  166. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    I think it should be a regular thing to see what`s in Fancy`s mailbox. Not every message, that would be horrendously boring.

    Just the funny ones.

    Like these.

    :D

  167. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    So Fancy has pretty much started doing SBEmail. Do we get cool little flash shows to go along with this new feature?
  168. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Hey all- I have a big-ass house in Amsterdam and another one in Dublin. I officially offer to host a two-location IAB European convention. Drugs and hookers followed by drink, music and dancing. What`s not to like?
  169. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    davymid... I hope, for the love of god you are not lying. This better not be a trick to rape us... :|
  170. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    "davymid... I hope, for the love of god you are not lying. This better not be a trick to rape us... :|"

    ..you say that like its a bad thing....

  171. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    on second thought... Rape me all you want... you like seasons by chris cornell. That officialy makes you cool, even if you are a rapist, or a murderer... or from belfast!
  172. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    "..you say that like its a bad thing...."

    Agreed. Honestly I`d take a trip to Amsterdam for an IAB convention, it`s an excuse to go to Amsterdam... Just like the weed and prostitution.

  173. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    Why can`t I live in the cool places!

    BAH!

    I WANNA BE A COOL KID TOO.

    Dx

  174. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    "I dont think we are well known enough for that"

    *slap slap slap*

    are you CRAZY? get a hold of yourself!

  175. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    We`re well known enough to ourselves!

    THAT`S GOOD ENOUGH! D<

  176. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Can`t wait for january! Amsterdam is gonna fookin kick ass! I`ll just have myself a one man IAB convention when I get there :)
  177. Profile photo of theRam
    theRam Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    hey there were no filters on those emails...
  178. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    oh noes! Quick! Everyone cover the screen so the childrens dont see! :P
  179. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Wow... Some people really need to calm down... Like that one message sent, with all the swearing and insults, Just because they got banned? Seriously, Take a chill pill!

    I feel seriously bad for fancylad, Who has to read all that..

  180. Profile photo of jauntyjen
    jauntyjen Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Is it weird that I find fancylad cute in his avatar?
  181. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    Nahh hes pretty good looking :-D

    hey good lookin`

  182. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Fancy should start doing things like Comic-con and stuff like that. If IAB rules the world like we think we does, those booths should be packed.

    Especially if he goes like that.
  183. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    hee hee
  184. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    "Hey Fancydick" haha that is so incredibly NOT clever.

    I want to know what rayzor said to get his ip address blocked.

  185. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    I`d also like to point out that if reading and responding to e-mails gets boring to you, you probably shouldn`t of posted this cause now more people are aware that they can e-mail you.
  186. Profile photo of dumpnurchest
    dumpnurchest Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    how do i email fancyclad
  187. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    ^^you click the "Contact I Am Bored" link at the bottom of the page...
  188. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    If this wasn`t the snobbiest thing I`ve ever read...
  189. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    Primetimekin watches too much south park. But if there was a convention it would be in Romania, because they are that f_cking awsome.

    Sunt plictisit de convenþie este aici!

  190. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    "Theres never anything new on it and the only time i come on are when im insanely bored"!

    First: its updated daily!
    Second: its F*cking called `I am bored` i thought that was the point

  191. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:04 am
    Alice_x I did read it :D
  192. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:06 am
    ^^ he means that anything new on this site has already been on other sites for awhile so it`s old news.
  193. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:06 am
    ......lol
  194. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 9:20 am
    fancyland. i would just like to ask one thing. what ever happened to the "caption if you can" contest? i loved those so much. I-A-B isnt the same to me without it.
  195. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 28, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    they last email was crap. NOBODY dratS WITH FANCY

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